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what was the last time you kissed a woman
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what was the last time you kissed a woman
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>>28630561
3 days after new years. I kissed her good bye at the airport :(
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today
I kissed my mom
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never ever
o r i g i n a l
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>>28630699
in the mouth
hasarhgd
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7 months ago

She wrecked me pretty good
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Yesterday morning when I dropped my girlfriend off at her apartment.
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>>28630561
About 8 years ago from this spring. My 20s were supposed to be good.
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>>28630719
hot
>>28630978
kill yourself normo
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last month, I was still a underage b8 (17)
it was my first kiss (and second too)
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The only times I've ever kissed anyone is giving family a kiss on the cheek and i can't even remember the last time I did that. I never liked it, not a fan of hugging either.
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>>28631102
in my country people (I mean man to woman) greet by air kissing (I always kiss the cheek tho)
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Made out with my former best friends older sister. I would take a shot anywhere below the chest to bang her.
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>>28631159
Edit: this was last year during this month.
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6 years ago. Went back to home town, ran into gril that used to ride my bus in hs, found out we both like each other back then. We rode around, and madeout. I fingered the vagoo, and she zucked mu dick.

Haven't so much as held a hand since.
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>>28631185
>Edit
more like reddit can i get an amen
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My mum on the Mother's day.
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three weeks ago, she didn't want a second date
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Last night. I got back with my we and we had makeup sex.
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Not including my mum 20 years.
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Last night

in a dream i had ;-;
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4 years ago,i kinda miss this feeling.
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>>28630561
I've never kissed a girl before.
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Is it me or does /r9k/ have an unnatural high number of fags who actually date people?
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>>28632692
same here, I had the gf dream last night... fuck me... it felt so real, I was radiating with happiness and I was genuinely content , but then I woke up, back to the my daily, shit, boring ''life''
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>>28632988
Nah, I see it too.
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>>28630561
Saturday night

Organel comment$&$/&8;!
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>>28632692
same here ,yesterday
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>>28631102
Same situation.
Though I mainly don't want to because I stopped bathing.
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If you mean someone who isn't family, 2008.
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>>28630561
never.
kissless virgin.
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4 years. I can't even remember how to do it
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My freshman year of highschool, it was with my mom's friend's daughter, I'd oftenly hang out with her brother who was 2 years younger than me but meh. He was asleep and I was awake playing css, and she asked if I wanted to watch a movie, I said yeah and we pretty much just held hands and kissed a few times, I was too much of an autist to take it any further. Nothing has happened between me or any woman after that. Really hurts since that girl is now dating chad and has a bretty good life, while I'm lonely virgin neet boy
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>>28630561
Kissed my wife on my way to work 3 hours ago.
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>>28633871
If i remember correctly you have to turn your mouth into a chicken's asshole,close your eyes and hope for the best.
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2nd of february 2016
first kiss
never kissed again
she didn't want a second date
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>all these fucking normals having ever kissed a girl

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!!
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>>28630561
September. Have to wait for her to get a visa before it will happen again.
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>>28634231
Trust me reddit frog, if I was normal I wouldn't be here.
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I was going to say sometime in mid 2014 but there was this one time about 1 year ago.
I kissed the girl and then she just subtly rejected me.
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>>28632692
like that time I dreamed I was having sex, and woke up next to her thinking "shit that was a dream, surely this is a dream to", then started having sex with her only to wake up alone as always
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>>28630561
Last night at a party but I didn't want to be there and the only reason I got dragged off by her is because I'm moderately good looking and have a nice smile but that is it fucking hell i finally met somebody perfect and i forgot to ask her her name etc, what is the actual point of going on if not even sexual interactions are good fuck
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8 years ago. Could have lost my v-card too but didn't because of muh morals and the kind of situation.

18 year old me was a dumbass.
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Two days ago when my gf slept here.
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Ten years ago, give or take.
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>>28630561
A few months ago
I had to stop drinking and I always only ever did lewd stuff when drunk
Some crazy lady with a psychosis kissed me on my cheeks today at my mental hospital
It was weird she is like twice my age
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My dog licked my hand yesterday.
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My mom kissed me on the forehead when I was being wheeled off to surgery as a kid. That's the last time.
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>>28630561
I last properly kissed a girl about eight years ago.
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>>28630561
Three years ago, does that disqualify me from robothood?
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Today. Feels pretty good having a gf
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October 2014.

As I kissed her goodnight for the last time before she broke up with me.
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>>28634231
>everyone more normal than me is normiescum
>everyone less normal than me is a loser

Yeah, we fit in too, trust me bro, we more than make up for it in other ways.
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>>28631037
It's "b&" as is "b+and" ("banned")
Not "b8" as in bait
If you need anything else don't hesitate to ask. /r9k/ is a very friendly place for new lurkers :)
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Sunday. We went hiking and on the way home we were getting really horny and kissing a lot. I don't feel good, though. I still haven't fucked her and I'm afraid she might get bored of my beta ass before I get to bang her. I want to at least lose my virginity to this chick or else I'll get really depressed cause I've never had such a good chance with a girl.
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>>28630561
You do know you can get herpes from that right?
Many Chad stuck his dick in that. You could even get super herpes that mixed with the other herpes.
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>>28630561
my ex from like 8 years ago visited me a while ago, gave me a quick one on the lips before she left

i still love her
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>>28630561
almost a month ago
and then we broke up
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>>28630561
Kissed my mom a few weeks ago.
But an actual kiss with tongue? Never.
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I kissed a girl in a game of truth or dear when I was 10, that was 9 years ago

if that counts
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>>28635948
>I've been trolled hard.
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7 and a half months
i'm a girl btw
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never

normalfags need to get the fuck out
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>implying
NORMIES GET OUT
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>4 months ago exactly
>She rejected me because I drooled
>Before that 7.5 years (no kidding)

REEE NORMIE I guess.
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If you have kissed anyone you are a normal and shouldn't be here
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>>28637900
25+ virgins who kissed some drunk ugly girl 10 years ago (or even sexless non virgins) are more robots than your average 19yo tfwnogf anime and vidyas whiny boring robot.
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Two years ago, almost. I forget the exact day but it was around mid/end May.
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>>28632988
Yup.
Always wondered what the fuck they want here.
They shoiuld go straight to normiebook if they need to brag.
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>what was the last time you kissed a woman
no
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used to make out with this ginger girl in her closet when I was 10
I remember her lips were so cool and moist
11years ago
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>>28631137
t. The creep no girl wants to say hi to
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Sometime in July 2001
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>>28630561

2 hours ago -- pic unrelated.
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I was in high school. I was drunk and I dared a lesbian to kiss me. She said that I was a horrible kisser and that she was "for sure" straight.
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>>28638941

dat qt BELL 412 helicopter !!
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What's it like to kiss someone (bf/gf)
Kv here, genuinely curious
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Few days ago i had a wonderful dream where i was lying on a bed with sexy girl in underwear. When we were about to kiss we stopped. She gave me a menthol gum to make it so it doesn't smell like shit from my mouth. I wake up. I fucking hate my rotten teeth. Even in my dreams i`m insecure about it!
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>>28639036
I would also like to know

le originial
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>>28630561
If we don't count family then it's 27 years
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>>28639036
Bend your arm inward in elbow. Kiss the elbow area.
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Made out with a bitch while she gave me a handjob in the cinema a year back, shame she wanted to be loyal to her bf

Been dry since
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I kissed my wife this morning when she left for work.
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>>28630561
Last Thursday. Things were going pretty good but now she says "I want to focus on my life right now anon" and ignores me. Looks like I'm not leaving here any time soon.
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2010 when I was in Middle School. Now a Freshman in college.
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>>28630561
almost 3 years ago.......
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>>28630561
Just kissed my cat
U mad?
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>>28639292
>kissed a girl
>pretending to be a robot

Why normalfucks try so hard to blend in with the social rejects is beyond me
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>>28631159
>you take a shot to the cock
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>>28639666
Being depressed, lonely, and antisocial here is the norm
Seriously what did you expect normies to have some sort of spine?
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>>28631199
amen senpai

Also, never
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>>28630561
A few weeks after Fallout 4 came out.
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>what was the last time you kissed a woman 91/16/80/1
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>>28639217
She actually left to fuck Chad, Brad, and Thad
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September 20, 2015. I had job training that day and we walked over to the board room together. I gave her a kiss, not expecting it to be the last.

I gave her a little squeeze on the hand, and never saw her again.
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>>28639902
is it too much to ask for a guy to cuddle and play fallout 4 with
where you at anon
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>>28640379
I'm not gay you fag.

Canada.
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