Since the other one got deleted, let's give this another shot.nb4 gets deleted because of Hal
I am extremely clingy and want someone to be there for me all the time. I'm not much of a talker though, so it would be good if they were.
It's okay if they bully me as well.
Bump for anons in last thread who thought they might be my ideal (looking at you, Oregon anon).
>>28630518
>live in EE
>85 percent of people live in US
im not going to bother writing stuff, its not going to happen.im a straight guy just venting feels
I want a qt trap gf to seduce me into doing lewd things with them.
bumpity bump don't stop the.. humps?
I want him to be beyond kinky and at a healthy weight. That's it.
>>28631126
>beyond kinky
While you lie down and do nothing?
>>28631233
>While you lie down and do nothing?
What do you mean?
explain who hal is pls
>tfw kinda want a cute gayboy but they're all psychos
Imitating women too well in that respect I think
>>28631249
I mean that he should do all the work
>tfuu no HAL bf
>>28631268
>tfw i prefer exclusively male company and male bonding through experience but i'm straight.
If i'd be gay everything would be so much easier but the mere fact that i dont want to have romantic relationship with males ever, makes it's strange.
>>28631349
wait you actually want that ugly, black bastard?
>>28631369
he'safrican american? since when?
>>28631386
since birth lmfaooo, dudes full on nappy headed autismo
>>28631398
are there proof pictures of this?
>>28631412
yeah senpai I got loads of pics of him
>>28631365
Just do what I do, find a cute guy and get him in a skirt. Close enough man.
>>28631419
post or direct me where to look
>>28631430
make it worth my while
>>28630438
I need someone who's quite outgoing and energetic since I get down easily and keep to myself unless someone grabs me and pulls me out of my comfort zone. I had a friend who was like that, I'm not attracted to him since he's also an arrogant fuck, but he would always get me to go out and do things and I would feel good for doing them even though I normally wouldn't want to.
>>28631435
you simply responded saying he is in fact black, is the burden of proof not on you?what do you want
>>28631419
Post em pls
Original Comment
>>28631420
I probably couldnt get my willy up. You know the difference between trap in real life and trap in pictures. Also i live in 3rd world shithole.
my ideal bf
>has very stinky feet he likes to make me sniff and lick
>has no friends
>is not fat
[17:19:38] Hal: Stop
[17:19:46] Hal: Why can't you leave me alone?
[17:19:50] me: but you are black
[17:19:54] me: I'm being honest
[17:20:01] Hal Halken: I don't want people to know that.
[17:20:20] me: why, don't be a self hating racist hal kun
[17:20:33] Hal : Please don't tell peope that.
[17:20:45] Hal : It's not funny.
[17:20:59] Hal: If you don't take it back I'm going to tell what you were planning on doing to me.
[17:21:08] Hal : Deny it.
lol
>>28631442
to crash this plane
with no survivors!
>>28631445
for free?
>>28631487
plane is crashed now post at least one picturewere you erping with him?
>>28630438
Ah, the ideal bf I'll never get. These threads are depressing but I'll post anyways.
>white trap
>5'3"-5'7" , 120-140lbs
>likes vidya, anime, board games but also willing to explore more masculine hobbies like the outdoors, hiking and guns.
>has some form of depression and anxiety, dislikes people in general and wants to focus their attention on their bf
>clingy and doesn't like to be without their lover for too long
>loyal without a fault, completely honest and doesn't keep secrets
>isn't a slut and wasn't one in their past
>more concerned about building a bond than basing everything on lewd stuff
>enjoys pet play and would like to enjoy loving role play together without anything really degrading
>would like to live a simple, relaxing life without getting caught up in the dog eat dog world or constantly chasing new thrills
>loves cuddling
>willing to give their life for me and vice versa so that we do whatever we can for each other
>>28631503
I'm really debating whether or not to do it
unless he comes in here and apologises I might have to punish him
>>28631562
I'm sorry for not treating you as I should.
>>28631530
>has some form of depression and anxiety
this is the stupidest shit. why are you fucks fetishizing mental illness? real anxiety or depression would turn you off and you know it. it's not fun. or cute.
>>28631562
do not cuck us post it now
>>28631617
It's not a fetish. I can only relate to people that have gone through the same things as me. I've talked to both people with and without depression and I only grow attached to those with it.
>>28630518
i'd love to bully you. good god. i would train you to be really obedient. you'd shine my shoes, bring me food, light my cigars, and service me sexually of course.
>>28631638
Show tummy first, slut.
>>28631651
>i only want people who are also fucked up
>i want a relationship that perpetuates my mental illnesses as opposed to fixes it
>>28631668
i'm a fatass brown person you don't want that. that conversation was faked unless you post a picture end of story
This is ideal so I don't expect my actual future bf to adhere to all of these:
>masculine and scruffy. See pic
>isn't auschwitz mode, isn't obese
>likes outdoorsy stuff, cooking, /o/, and art
>plays an instrument or sings
>surprises me with cuddles and bear hugs
>open minded
>really romantic and not overly sexual, but still passionately rekts my boybutt occasionally
>not depressed, mentally unstable or dramatic
>is somewhat independent, not too clingy
>>28631690
you know the rules famalam
Reposting mine from previous thread
>white
>younger than me (am 19, so might be difficult without getting FBI'd)
>shorter than me (6'0")
>boyish face, no facial hair, etc.
>twink body type, not full femme/flaming fag witch
>prefer no/little body hair
>cute penis
>can be dom or sub in bed but must be bottom
>more or less independent day to day Not clingy or dramatic
>able to be completely unattached in public if situation calls for it
>otherwise chill to hang out with, vidya and shit like that
>has own hobbies too, don't have to all overlap with mine
>good sense of dark/offensive humor
>okay with casual relationship, basically monogamous FWB but actually Friends and not just Benefits
>little bit kinky, no crazy fetishes but likes sex for sex's sake
>is okay with me being a directionless manchild to some extent
Apparently there were a couple anons actually interested in this incredibly one-sided setup. To which I have to ask: why?
>tfw anons that fit your description last thread disappeared
Life is suffering.
i made a thread about this earlier. i'd like a cute, closeted, cross-dressing bf who is shorter than me and has a small dick. doesn't has to pass, as long as he's skinny and willing to shave body hair.
we could hang out together and do guy things or whatever, but no PDA. everyone must think we're just buddies. i would always assert my dominance over him though, and what i say goes. but i would protect him against everyone else.
in the privacy of my home, he would dress up and i would smash. to see him slightly ashamed and conflicted, hnnnng.
skinny no friend 21yo guy here
talk about things with me and lewd stuff
>>28631685
>wanting people like you is somehow a crime
Robots and normalfags don't go together.
>>28631721
Post it again
Nope no unoriginal commenterino here robot-kun
>>28631743
aren't you the guy complaining about having the big/small dick
>>28631743
>everyone must think we're just buddies
kek you realise it would blindingly obvious when you're together irl right?
>>28631713
no you know the rules asshole do you want me to come over there and shove a fucking drill up your weewee? post the god damn picture or dont bother posting at all you stupid cunt
>>28631763
yeah post your skype
>>28631748
why did you feel the need to post a fucking window exactly?
>>28631720
Location?
I'm >>28631706 btw
>>28631779
Are windows somehow NOT your fetish?
>>28631755
Height doesn't really matter as long as they aren't tiny (under 5') or huge (6'6"+).
Thin/fit/average build.
Cute/handsome face.
Not very hairy.
Likes MtG, some video games, guns, and maybe cooking/nature.
Caring but not afraid to tease me sometimes.
Romantic (wants to go for walks together, watch stuff, hold hands, cuddle, go camping, etc)
6-7"uncutdickIs dominant like 85% of the time.
>>28631706
how tf s0me1 gonna surprise you with hugs online?
u gotta THINK b5 u post these thing anon
>>28631779
i thought you would like it
>>28631776
if you want to be a bitch and send anonymous send it here [email protected]
>>28631761
would it? why? we would just joke and call each other fags and bust balls. why would it be obvious?
i mean, i don't care if the right people know. who gives a shit really, as long as we still maintain that we're straight.
>>28631787
I'm not your ideal at all man
Like, 0%
>>28631794
I fit most of these except
>MtG
>romantic
And I'm a pretty shit person so I don't see those as unattainable
>>28631776
i'm not adding you on skype. either email pictures or fuck right off
>>28631794
I forgot to add likes to dress up in cute clothes, but that's honestly not even that big of a deal.
>>28631811
>suddenly start hanging out with cute, feminine twink boy
>hey anon how did you meet him?
>hey anon how come you spend so much time with him all of a sudden?
how come you wouldn't want to just come out as gay? it's a lot harder on both people to keep it a secret and stuff
>>28631794
I fit these except for the last two..
>>28631870
Goddamnit what is with /r9k/, really 4chan in general, and traps?
>>28631902
Well, that last one is pretty important unless you want to just be friends.
>>28631916
>traps
>occasionally wears thigh highs or panties
>traps
There's a big difference between these things, anon.
I want a rayray!
>>28631917
No sir you want the femanon ideal bf thread, all kinds of histrionics and insecurity there
big cock
muscular with a nice buttblack
thats all i want
is this some kind of thread i should shitpost in?
>>28631944
Welp i normaly leave this alone but attetionwhores like hal fwho fake his depression falls under "shitpost"
>femanon bf
1. there is no such thing as a femanon
2. a femanon cant be your bf
3. everything with a dick is a boy
>>28631871
because i like that much more. that it's our little secret :) no one gets to know but us...
yeah you're right it would be weird that we hang out a lot. maybe we're coworkers? or workout buddies?
also, i guess i haven't come to terms with being gay. typing this feels delusional, but ...i don't feel gay. i identify as straight, but i fuck young beautiful boys. the ancient greeks did it in huge numbers, so do modern day afghanis, pakistanis, and prisoners everywhere... so why do i have to adopt a completely new social identity and hurt my family by "coming out"?
>>28632020
>what is bisexuality
Oregano
>>28632005
I think you need to learn better reading comprehension skills shitpost-kun
>>28632049
I have to admit i have to hurry so i just thought i knew what you wrote, it is enough to shitpost
>plays airsoft
>likes anime
>likes videogames
>cute
>will stay with me
>>28632020
That's the type of mindset that hinders progression in the lgbt community though.
>completely new social identity
It's not a new social identity. It's literally just: btw I like guys (and girls? you seem bi). It's not a big deal unless you make it into one. The stigma around gay folk won't change if people just hide it due to irrational shame or guilt.
Either way I'm not trying to change your personal preference just hoping to help if possible on your journey of self discovery
>>28632134
>>plays airsoft
Maybe you should grow up
>>28632075
Come on shitpost-kun, you don't have to try so hard to sound above the cute boys itt.
We're all friends herepost ideals faggot
>>28632158
I have a boyfriend faggot,
>>28632152
This
Go run around and shoot real guns
Or ffs at least progress to paintball
>>28632173
That means nothing.
Post them.
>>28632183
b-but airsoft looks better than paintball..
>>28632152
Not allowed to own guns in my cuck country
>>28632183
Name one sport where you can shoot almost identical to real guns at people and get away with it
>>28632183
What the fucking appeal of shooting a gun?
Just a waste of time&money
>that means nothing
that means i found someone i want and nothing else
>>28632205
Still autistic
>>28632222
I hate tomoko posters
they are always mean
you might as well be an asuka smugposter
>>28632219
Good, faggots like you shouldnt get even close to a gun.
You will just kill someone and feel "cool xd". Or what else do you do with that shit? Shooting on plastic bottles?
If you want a gun that bad then just join the army and be a dull puppet for the government that only deserves dead
>>28632243Rei>Asuka
>>28631466
I-I can stop washing them and then I fulfill your criteria anon, where do you live
I'm bi with a slight preference for girls, but I'd love a qt gamer bf to cuddle and make out with in the evenings..
>>28632277
Some people actually have to defend themselves.
enjoy getting beaten up by a nigger or mudslime!
>>28632292
>I-I can stop washing them
that will be gross!
>>28632309
>Oh no im a newfag who believes the /pol/ trolls
People like you help the jews to win
>>28631530
That pretty much sounds like me.
My ideal bf
> a slender build about the same size as me or a little bigger
> good hygiene, well-mannered, smells nice
> defined sense of self and personal style
> possessing of both a masculine and feminine aspect to their personality, able to be submissive or dominant as the mood changes and still enjoy himself
> bonus points for being well-read, liking musical instruments, knowing one's way around a Unix shell, having an interest in western esotericism, or other eccentric hobbies and interests
> doesn't need to have an income, but shouldn't expect me to pay their expenses if they aren't receiving neetbucks
[email protected]
>>28632134
Tiger II in background.
Wearing modern gear with a SCAR H.
pleaseno
>>28632367
>.ch
Warum sind Schweizer solche Missgeburten?
Eure Sprache bringt mich zum kotzen, aendert das mal Mois.
Koennt ihr nicht wenigsten Bayern aufnehmen?
>>28632335
What kinda sheltered life have you lived to see that basketball Americans aren't violent?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22c_1463186187
HEY LOOK TYRONE, DIS NIGGA DOESNT CHECK STATISTICS, PIC RELATED
>>28632367
>That pretty much sounds like me.
Sent you an email, anon.
>>28632292
people often mistake me for a girl even though i'm 6'3 is that ok?but i live in france sorry
>>28632421
Found the butthurt cuck that got beaten up by a black guy and is now being racist online while a nigger is fucking his dream bf
>>28632145
it's all good man, we're just talking... but i disagree a little.
1. it doesn't matter to me if i'm hindering progress for LGBT's. i don't feel any solidarity with anyone desu.
2. you're right - it's not a completely new social identity, but it's more than just "oh btw i like guys too" because that's a huge political statement. everyone knows that there are a lot of guys out there that like a little bit of boy butt or transsexual cock now and then... but it's expected that we hide those desires. there's a taboo, and at the moment, the nebulous pay-offs (self-discovery, etc) don't outweigh the stigma.
also, i don't want to be lumped in with gays. wanting to top a cute twink/trap is not the same as wanting to fuck a grown man. it's also way different from wanting to bottom. nothing wrong with any of them, but it's not me.
>>28632447
>france
I cant wait for you baguettefags to die out.
Hitler should gassed baguettefags first
>>28632219
Can't get guns in my country either :(
Unless you count shotties but you have to own land and have a legitimate reason for owning one.
I live in a town but do clay shooting when I can afford too.
My friend does rifle shooting but he is in the tryouts for regional and he only got to start due to cadets.
>>28632448
do gays also get cucked by the BBC? what the fuck. the black race is a scourge
>cute
>long hair
>slim
>taller than me (5'9" / 175)
>shy
>top or switch
>would watch movies and cuddle with me
>>28632484
Oh boy i triggered a /pol/fag, there is a reason why Moot made a gloablerule for /pol/ shit staying in /pol/ only
answer my question cupcake
>>28632152
its fun though, friend
>>28632411
I'm not actually Swiss, I just use an email server in Switzerland.
>>28632571
It isnt
>>28632593
Dont use that, dont you know you can trigger people with that?
>>28632525
>>28632448
The thing is nigger, I'm not a Faggot, nor am I gay.
Enjoy anal prolapse.
>>28632678
You have to understand, im also a huge racist and dont like black people.
But it is funny to me how people like you rage online about them and blame them for anything. I bet you blame them that your gf left you :^)
>>28632709
>implying
I'm a virgin baka normie
GTFO my Board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28632731
>/pol/fag dont know how to reply to that and trys it with /r9k/posting
>>28632748
Dude I'm not /pol/
I've been on r9k before it was created
and on 4chan since 2007
>>28631126
where do i find a gf like you?
>>28633064
You don't.
The worst girls get are being into bondage and abuse.
>>28632222
>What the fucking appeal of shooting a gun?
Practicing your skills in a hobby with a high skill cieling and low skill floor, collecting/admiring engineering and aesthetics, developing your own techniques and even ammo to further improve your abilities, just plain "loud thing go boom"
And that's not getting into sports shooting, hunting, etc.
>>28632498
Gonna need to be a little more specific but I pretty much fit those
I'm
>>28631720
>>28632709
Roses are red - violets are blue
niggers are black - you know that's true
>>28631530
so where are you from?
honestly, i sound like your match
except i'm a bit taller and chubbier than you'd like
>>28633286
>>gay thread
o-oh
why are you here then? don't you fruits have lgbt or whatever?
>>28633307
seriously all you do is shitpost to piss people off
you are worse than the janitors
and you do it for free
you are the true construct of troll
>>28633307
i actually do though
>>28633288
Midwest USA. What about yourself, anon?
>>28633347
canada, southern ontario
I'm gunna be joining the military soon so I'd like a boyfriend that is alright with
>long distance relationship for awhile
>smaller in physique as me
>takes care of his looks
> enjoys vidya and nerdy shit as well as things like camping and what not
I don't think it will happen desu
My ideal would be
>tall (6'5+)
>ripped with abs
>at least 6 figure salary
>8" dick
>handsome
>won't cheat and will be loyal
>buys me stuff
pic related is me, pls post your skypes if you fit the criteria
>>28633430
I'm a Canadian cuck so I won't see much action
>>28633460
heroin is for scum famalam
>>28633492
The dank weed bro.
I forgive you
>>28633422
you really expect a chad when you look like a jew mexican
>>28633422
you look like a slightly jewier justin trudeau
>>28633552
justin is cute, that guy is just gross
>people seriously responding to shitposter and derailing the thread
Why
>>28633594
yeah that's why i said jewier
>>28633566
I have no idea why you'd kill yourself at work desu. why not just do it at home
>>28633406
That's unfortunate. We're pretty far away from each other.
>>28633422
>>28633422
You'd be lucky to get a downs syndrome victim with a face like that pham.
>>28633618
Would make it personal for coworkers desu.
Like "you did this to me."
I just want a physically healthy, dominant bf open to both a lot of kinks and can also be sweet afterwards
>>28633652
I suppose. I don't really get it though. I mean I've attempted before but it really woke me up. I changed a lot since then. I even started going to church when I was hardcore atheist
this 2bh would be the perfect bf
>>28633713
height/weight? what country?
>>28633724
Do you really think that that dick is big? even mine is bigger than that
>>28633747
It's less about God, it's more like, church makes me feel like I'm doing something right.
>>28633730
I'm ~5'10" and like 125 Ibs in US
>>28633755
not so much about the dick
the overall body is what gets me going
>>28633790
Tell us more anon
Oregonal Trail
>>28633799
but they are all subhuman manlets
My ideal bf would be
>kind and gentle
>loyal and patient
>plays video games with me and likes to talk about game lore/fantasy rp
>treats me with love and respect
>a little submissive and needy
>likes to stay in and spend quiet nights together
>doesn't care/likes that I'm into nerdy stuff
>likes to spoil me
>helpless romantic
I'm pretty shy and a bit of an introvert, so I'd like someone who's compatible in that regard. I like tenderness and romance and lots of cuddles. I wish more guys were into those kinds of relationships. It seems most guys just want hard and fast hook ups and crass one night stands. I'm really bothered by that kind of stuff.
>>28633796
Well I plan on becoming a combat medic. So I feel like saving people would be better than shooting at them generally.
Even then, Canada doesn't go into combat zones often. So I'd be on base generally digging bullets out of people. I'm really excited to make a difference.
>>28633875
but i'm 6'3 and kind of bulky
>>28633845
uhhmm, I like to think they aren't...
I see guys that look like that and are about 6'3 every day
>>28633747
Hurry up and try to kill yourself just like last time you worthless sad cunt
>>28633897
the people you posted are literally 5'10 at most lol
>>28633853
where are you from?
kik?
>>28633963
literally why would I care how tall your bf is
>>28633985
Kansas, United States.
>>28634010
Shame, I'm from Washington state
>>28633841
Mmm
I'm insecure about being this tall but liking to be feminine and I just want to be treated as a toy but also do work, I like cutting and bondage on top of more normal things. I'm open to most things besides scat really
>>28633853
It's "hopeless romantic" and most guys don't seem to be into that stuff because most of the ones that are are flaming fagwitches.
Like, I'd love to have everything in your list, but without the emotional drama shitfest I'd have to deal with from women.
>>28633963
Learn english u shit
>>28634028
Honestly, I'm to a point where I'd be open to a LDR if it meant that I could have a bf like that.
>>28634035
I don't think guys like that are gay at all. I hate that modern media teaches that everyone has to be shallow and cut off from their emotions. I want someone who's sweet and sensitive and wears their heart on their sleeve.
>>28633853
All sounds like pretty no brainer stuff to me. I'm an introvert too, slow to come out of my shell but very understanding of other people who are too. Not sure what nerdy stuff is but I think we're all into nerdy shit of some sort of other.
Would you be okay with not meeting up for a while, slow burn LDR situation?
>>28633853
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
>>28634010
Oh
>tfw british
>>28634145
some sort or other*
>>28634140
You have skype?
>>28634164
I don't see anyone post unsolicited pictures of their dick, so it's not /soc/ yet
>>28633934
meh
even if they are I can't see it from the pics, so I don't really care
>>28634210
>he thinks /r9k/ has rules
>he thinks mods matter
Lmao
I don't think I could date anyone from ere. I like to get to know somebody first. Not just meet their criteria for a date. Kinda dumb and feels forced
>>28634269
Cya homo
>>28634028
>>28634167
>>28634178
I'm so sorry, I only just realized this was an ideal bf for boys thread. That's what I get for not paying attention. I reposted my ideal in the appropriate thread.
>tfw no bf who's insecure about his stinky feet
>>28634234
Nobody here wants to date you though, 99% of us want FWB and/or emotional crutch
>>28630438
le ebin shitpost XDDDX
on afghanistan drawing internet wall
you really did it, im not care any more if this is shitposting or you are a real degenerate shit tranny.
i just think transfreaks should get wiped from this earth
>is male
>not fat
>at least a 5 or a 6/10
>likes me
>not really skinny or obese
>is passionate when he talks
>especially to me
>likes vidya, cuddling, maybe anime
>smart
>interested a bit in politics
>doesn't ignore me
>genuinely likes me
>kinkier than most normies
>within 5ish years of my age
>I don't care if he's dom/sub, top/bottom, being versatile is a beautiful thing
>is alright with not knowing parts of my family
I feel really unlikable because even though I know a few gay guys that I talk to regularly and like, they all pretend to like me to entertain themselves or feel better about themselves. I pretend to not care because it helps them and makes them feel better but I feel lonely and like shit all the time. Knowing that I'm actually wanted is a big thing for me bc insecurities.
Hopefully college will get me a bf, I'm lonely.
>>28634850
Also, forgot to mention
>plus if enjoys verbal teasing
>puts up with my bad taste in music (sometimes)
>won't cheat
That's not unachievable is it?
>>28634850
>>28634949
idk anon that's a lot of greentext
you seem needy af
I'll go ahead and post one because I know I'd only be compatible with someone from this place. It'd also make more sense to put your own info down too, because that seems the most informative.
them:
>in the USA (preferably midwest because that's where i am)
>18-22
>white
>5'9"-6'4" (basically height doesn't matter)
>skinny/thin
>twink (meaning youthful in the face, androgynous is fine too)
>cute/attractive
>good sense in dress
>isn't a total shut-in (disliking being around people is one thing I understand but I couldn't date someone who doesn't like to go places together)
>likes the outdoors, reads, does something creative as a hobby, has expansive musical tastes, is interested in autistic intellectual things like aesthetics and philosophy, coffee, history and museums, bitching about the normalfags, and having spontaneous outings (whether it be a walk, drive, road trip, etc.)
>not a liberal
me:
>21/M
>6'4" 160 lbs
>very slim build (I'm not too spooky, I promise)
>twink-tier face (which makes me still get carded despite my height)
>I like what was mentioned above as far as interests go
>I dislike PDA and am generally insecure about my faggotry (would appreciate someone who sympathized with this)
>>28631667
I would like this if you're still around.
I want a dominant boy to make me his loving housewife, or another lewd femboy to dress up with and be super cute
>cute
>genuinely interested in me
>needy
>daily contact
>not overly sexual
>dont have to like the same things
>flustered easily
>doesn't want money
These threads fill me with hope
>>28634850
>>is passionate when he talks
Ah damn, so close
tfw schizoid as shit
>>28634850
Literally what I want and like too
>Hopefully college will get me a bf, I'm lonely.
I said this too when I was in high school. After 2 years, it didn't happen :(
>>28635022
Not denying it, there's a reason like a third of the list have to do with him liking me.
>>28635287
Well I mean it is ideal, not minimum requirements
You probably wouldn't like me anyway, physically at least. I'm a light blonde, blue eyed, glasses, and chubby. Trying to fix the last bit but it'll take a while.
>>28635695
Shhh I still have my dreams. I'll join the gay club and go to gay bars if I have to.
>>28635696
>You probably wouldn't like me anyway, physically at least. I'm a light blonde, blue eyed, glasses, and chubby. Trying to fix the last bit but it'll take a while.
Eh, aside from the weight you're working on I don't care too much about looks, but I'm also not too keen on the needy emotional investment side of things
Do hope you find what you're looking for though.
>>28635696
if we lived at least in the same state I'd try to be with you
Im everything in your ideal except kinky
>>28635815
I'm in the Midwest, lucked out and got the fairly cheap, fairly liberal part of the US. Parents still hate fags of course.
And I could always train that into you, it's been done before.
>>28632456
kek you're such an unappealing faggot
you're never going to get a bf you stupid motherfucker
>>28635844
>all the qts are in the midwest, acting as the barrier from civilization on the EC and the psychofags of the WC
>tfw you're stuck in the South where even if qts existed you have to be Solid Snake to avoid the social stigma of even being bi
I hate this region for so many reasons
>>28631794
I fit all but one of these plus I like wearing cute clothes
hmm but fuck you, I'm not talking to you because you want to shame me for something out of my control, something that causes me physical discomfort and mental anguish
>>28634850
You're a man aren't you (lol that's not original)
>>28630438
>lives near me
>is cute and kinda skinny kinda androgenous and cute tempered personality but can still be a cheeki fuck sometimes
>likes gay cute shit, or is a little bit weeby.
>is 17-19 y.o
>looks good in a skirt
doesnt even have to be trappy or totally girly
just give me a girly looking robot twink boi
and ill love them forever probably
>>28635844
everyone I've ever spoken to on 4chan has been from the midwest
damn, im in CO tho
>>28635901
Solid snake is hot.
Also, all the gay guys I've met here have serious mental issues or are total queens who bitch constantly. It's not as good as it seems, all the decent guys don't make it obvious they're gay.
You should probably look into moving sometime
>>28635934
Why wouldn't I be? Men can be insecure too, plus I did say I'd be down with topping. Hard to top with a vagina.
>>28635970
>Also, all the gay guys I've met here have serious mental issues or are total queens who bitch constantly.
Yeah I'm afraid of that too, hence why I specified I pretty much want an anti-relationship back in my ideal list.
I'm all for gays but I can't stand fags
>>28635970
How sad, if I was gay or you were a girl I would totally go for you.
My ideal boyfriend would be:
>in an intellectual field
>have one artistic outlet
>enjoy trpg or tcg or at least board games
>be extremely kinky with a high sex drive
>be outdoorsy and not just dream of travel, actually be eager to travel with me
>be protective and fairly controlling and possessive
andhe'd love and accept me despite who I am
>>28635038
well shit, I'm from the west coast
>>28636065
Haven't heard that one before
Origami
>>28631794
I have literally all of those qualitiesbut i am almost exclusively a sub, unless you are rly subby and cute
I posted in the other thread shortly before it was deleted, so I will give it another shot.
Myself:
>infp, white, 5"9, long hair, and glasses
>cross dresses in mainly lingerie and sailor girl outfits
>mainly plays old JRPGs, VNs, touhou, dark souls, and tf2
>weeb
>hobbies include drawing and building computers
>submissive
ideal bf:
>touchy, romantic, and kind
>light skinned
>similar interests such as video games, anime, etc.
>creative
>a little more outgoing than me, but not required
>is somewhat rational, but not to the point of being full of themselves
>>28635946
oh...
I know a girlboy like that~
>>28636204
be my bf, what would you want in someone
So, what, you robots hate women so much now you are going after the traps and trans?
I posted in the other thread but I'll post here too
>not needy in the slightest
>doesn't need to talk to me/spend time with me more than once a week for a couple of hours
>capable of not talking to me and doing his own thing even if we're in the same room
>not emotional
>not mentally healthy
>ambitious and successful
>has never been desperate for a girlfriend
>doesn't pay much attention to girls
>doesn't mind my unhealthy habits
>grooms himself well
>physically fit (or at least appears that way), but not too muscular
>knows how to dress, but doesn't spend too much time on his appearance
>doesn't like giving/receiving gifts or cards etc. on special occasions
basically the straight male version of me personality-wise
looks-wise, I like dark hair and facial hair
also editing to add
>thinks anime is cancerous
>>28636276
Ya nailed it fampai
>>28631794
Yes to all apart from the clothes. I do tend to be too sadistic with people I like though.
>>28636315
Huh, okay, gotta admit i never visit this place much.
>>28630438
Idgaf im lonely
anyone want to chat and see where it goes?
im too lazy to list qualities so ill just do myself
>age
20
>sex
male
>location
west Michigan
>Orientation
Bisex
>what way do you swing?
Im mostly a sub, but i am pretty versitile unless you are a certain type.
>Interests
guns, vidya, shitposting, cute animals/things in general, lewd shit, anime but im not a weeb and ive not seen more anime than ive seen, cooking, art,dressing in cute clothes
>looks
Taller, skinny, pale, black hair medium length longish hair, 7in dick, glasses sometimes, not a lot of body hair. been told i have kind of a babyface desu
>personality
Honestly, im like most robots in the sense of not going out much. im more reserved i take a bit to warm up. but im loyal as shit if you are on my good side.
>bad qualities
most people leave this shit out but why not
I can be borderline edgy and a flat out a cynic at times. Also im often a bit of a total flake out with irl friends because i dont feel like doing shit most of the time.
Someone pls love me?
gib contact
>>28636101
that's alright, I'm used to not being around anyone attractive in the slightest.
>>28630527
Is there another Oregon anon here besides me?
>>28636634
well there's me
>>28636692
What area of Oregon? I'm in Portland
What are you looking for?
>>28636567
>Someone pls love me?
Same. Also you sound like you could be trap material, albeit tall.
If you really want I'll chat with you, not really looking for a boyfriend though.
>>28636824
I live a bit north of portland
what am I looking for? A fuckbuddy would be neat, I'm still a virgin at 21 and I'm too socially broken for an actual relationship
>>28636974
What type of guy are you and what kind would you want, I mean?
>>28631365
What the fuck is that anon? Did we just find cheese pizza?
>>28637021
Oh idk, give me one of those cringey spastic weeb/furry sperg cuties please
>>28636204
I'm pretty submissive, and most people think I'm cute.
>>28636388
S-sadistic? Go on..
Sorry for the late replies; I figured the thread was dead.
>>28636634
>>28636692
One of you responded to me >>28631794
in the last thread and said it fit you well.
>>28637296
I didn't post in the last thread but yeah it definitely fits me
but fuck you dude i didn't want to be mutilated stop fucking rubbing it in my faceunless you're rayray and you're literally rubbing your foreskin on my face
>>28637350
This is the *ideal* thread. I would be happy with someone that fit most things on the list.Mouthwatering cock. God dammit, rayray.
>>28637240
I'm a cutie, but maybe a bit less so the rest. What about you?
Email me [email protected]
>>28637296
oh well that wasnt me >>28637435 then
i dont think i could be 85% dominant
maybe 60% at the most.
>tfw no replies
tfwneveranoriginasadpost
>>28636279
Replying to you here as well
>[email protected]
Mostly because a fellow complete loner seems like my ideal, not that I match perfectly otherwise.
Kinda thought I ought to try watching some anime someday. I play some JRPGs.
>>28637435
yeah you're adorable but I doubt we'd really get along outside of a strictly sexual relationship
>>28637631
Which ones yours familly
>>28637712
strictly sexual is fine...
do i already know you, is that it?
I know theres some shillery behind all this gay shit. You fucks are from some shill company
But keep going I like this shit
>>28637808
What
Explain
I don't see the Jews. Redpill me.
>>28637808
Bisexual right-leaning libertarian/ancap here
No sir no Shillary here
>>28637268
I can't tell you how much it makes me happy to see girls I like getting teased and, I once had a girl I liked who I bullied a bit but she took it in a bad way and thinks I was being malicious, we are still friends but she got a boyfriend who is trap material.
When it comes to how I act I would be very caring and loyal but also strict, I would hate not being in control and would always have you stay close to me in public, to protect you. In bed I would mark every single part of your body to let you know who owns you and then spoon you until you fall asleep. Depending on how far you want to go I could strangle, bite and slap you maybe further if you are into it.
>18
>Height 6'00.
>Thin-Toned Build.
>Handsome face, have a good jawline.
>Lightly Hairy
>Plays Tabletop RPGs and Card games, plays video games, good cook.
>Sadistic but will always hug you and support you.
>Would love just to spend time together, even if nothing is said.
> 6.9" uncut dick
>Heavily dominant, hates losing control.
>>28637994
I'm 23, 6', 165, and several people say I look good (and I think I do too). I'm pretty hairy, but I try to shave most of it. I have abig butt and 5" mutilated penis.
If that sounds all right to you, gimme that contact info.
>>28638074
>18 y.o domming a hairy lankster 20-something
???
>>28638134
i'd pay to watch it if only for the cringe factor
>>28637808
Yea I'm actually a far-right authoritarian, I kind of hate that I'm a faggot and I see it as my way of penance. I'm just enjoying the lack of morals in society rn that permits me to be a fag and get away with it.
>>28638183
>far right
>authoritarian
Please tell me you don't call yourself a conservative irl
>>28638208
I don't call myself anything irl because that would mean by total and complete social ostracization
>nice, cute, caring, (teasing can be nice but not too sarcastic)
>not fat or hairy, though some hair can be fine, feminity is a plus if applicable
>bottom that doesn't mind an average height (and shy) top
>likes vidya and anime and has similar tastes (rpgs/arpgs, action adventures, mystery, psychological) that we can watch and play together
>likes weeby and cute stuff
>preferably lives in canada or the states
>>28638244
You're on /r9k/ already bub
>>28638517
I'm not as bad as some of the guys around here.
>>28638348
Andy, stop being coy and accept my friend request.Also get a job. It'll make you feel better.
>>28638533
>gay stormweenie frogposter
Uhh
>>28638552
>Uhh
and?
>>28638541
>wagecucking doing anything but draining your soul
Kek
Ideal bf
>Posts anime images on /r9k/
I wish I could just snuggle him a bit and maybe a bit more...
>>28638584
>he fell for the "sit at home and feel like shit all the time" meme
Yeah, it doesn't work like that.
>>28638576
>and?
You know
>>28637779
no, I sent you a couple of emails before though
>>28638638
not really my dude
>>28638605
I don't know about you senpai, but I feel pretty damn good.
>>28638686
>anon with diagnosed autism recieving welfare "feels good"
Cool
What if I'm you ideal bf but you'll never know because we are all anonymous and probably live continents apart?
At this point I feel so lonely and feel so little hope I'd be happy to be used emotionally or sexually
:D
>>28636080
from ohio here match your post almost to the T
post email?
