You walk into your kitchen to get a drink of water and she is just there.No explanation,you where in the other room and know she didn't break in or use the door, she effectively appeared out of thin air in your kitchen, what do you do?
>>28630299
Call Ghostbusters I guess
Send that bitch to the fuckin Shadow Realm,my nigga.
ask her for a slide rule
>>28630320
Fucking this.
Cue up some Ray Parker Junior
>>28630299
Masturbate while crying in the corner because I know my little white dick would never be able to please her.
>>28630431
Thank Allah for his blessings wallahi.
>>28630501
Oops, didn't mean to reply to anyone.
GET OUT YOU FUCKING BEANER GHOST
>>28630299
Make an example out of the foolish ghost who decide to break into my house and move my shit around.
>>28630299
Ask my gf if we can keep her
>>28630299
Bring her some eggs to eat.
>>28630496
Let me tell ya a story anon
>Be me six years ago, 19
>I'm not bad looking but I am just always so horny, am on like 6 different hook up sites
>Occasionally see escorts
>Always love the thick south American girls
>Always regret getting them because I feel like I waste my money
>Am about 6" long but it's just not enough, their thighs and asses are too big for my little Weiner to handle, never really penetrate them very deep
It's a real issue
Lucky now I have a cutie small Asian gf who has a big ass for her size, but cos she is small I can still pound her goooos
Honestly I can't see not dating small girls in the future, I wish I could date a nickiminaj type ass or OP pic ass but I know I just cannot handle it
>>28630366
Fucking hell, kek
>>28630557
Heh, pretty good.
Meh. Fake asses like this simply look too hilarious to be arousing. Try next time with some ht natural ass.
Ask her to make me some of whatever she's making.
>>28630299
Ask my bull to fuck her and beg to watch
>>28630299
I think im gona puke
>>28630299
Cross my arms and say "Youz a big bitch."
>>28630299
cry for my mother, get her on the sex offenders list
also that's a really nice stove.
>>28630299
Nice dubs.
I stop her before she destroys my nice pans like the last fat girl who walked into my kitchen.
>>28630299
Scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as loud as I can so she gets scared and runs away, crying.
>>28634346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
Like this, original with roasties laughing in the background.
