>go get haircut
>qt hairdresser asks me what kind of cut I want
>I tell her one across my wrists will be fine and laugh
>she starts crying and runs to the back of the shop
why don't normies have any sense of humor?
Don't worry famalam, I'd have laughed at your joke.
>>28630210
That's actually hilarious. I found it funny, at least
At least you stole something while she wasnt there,right?
>>28630210
I think the problem is you're not funny and you don't have a sense of humour.
>>28630210
LOOOOOOOOOOL
top notch comedy
>>28630210
10/10 op, hope she killed herself kek
>>28630210
Should have asked her to just fuck your shit up, tbqh
>>28630210
Lol you totaly rekted a suicidal girl without even trying. Well done.
>>28630210
Holy shit. That was great anon-san
> friend tells me I look like Adam Lanza
> decide to get haircut
> qt haircutter making small talk
> "getting ready for summer?"
> "Yeah I'm getting sick of the school shooter bowl cut"
> her face twitches and she is much quieter from then on
You guys got any tips for cutting your hair at home?
>>28630210
t b h f a m that was pretty fucking funny. i use to make normy girls cry giving myself piercings when i was in school. they'd go to the office to report me but technically they were told they couldn't do anything if i wasn't cutting myself like it wasnt self mutilation. which just made it like a million times more funny to me.
>get a hair cutter
>cut your hair yourself
>save money and trouble
>>28631332
>You guys got any tips for cutting your hair at home?
Use a towel around your head to get the neckline at the back straight.
>>28631011
got lost on your way to facebook ?
>>28632297
Problem is only haircut I can is buzzcut, but that's cool
At least I don't have to do it too often
>>28630210
It's down the highway not across the street you pleb, no wonder she started crying
>>28633820
It actually IS across the street.
You just need to go deep enough to cut the arteries and not just veins.
Have you seen the gif of the guy pumping blood out of his wrist?
That's how it should be done.
>>28630210
lol that's hilarious
but I bet the woman lost a family member to suicide or something that's why she can't appreciate how funny it actually is
>>28630210
You've made the mistake of telling that joke to a normie. They speak a different language from us.
See>>28631011
yeah we're so cool talking about cutting ourselves yea man we dont care what anyone thinks wow thatll show gotta shock em right dumb "normies" yea im so different and joking about suicide and bleeding is SOOO in right now
>>28630210
>he doesn't go to the old foreign man barber
$20, no pretentious /fa/ggots, no conversation beyond the basic "how are you doing".
Absolute best in town.
