>he uses the word "normie" unironically
>he spends most his time on his computer
>lists """""""""""""""""""""reading""""""""""""""""""""" as a hobby
>likes anime
>self projects
>is condescending
kill me
>>28630107
>plays vidya and likes anime
>can barely do a push-up or run
>has divorced parents or drug addict family members
>hates all animals
>has a mustache
>highest level of education is high school
>is anti-America and anti-"the system"
>listening to podcasts is his hobby
>>28630107
>>lists """""""""""""""""""""reading""""""""""""""""""""" as a hobby
how much should i read to consider it a hobby?
>>28630107
translates to:
- " I'll only date normies "
- " I only prefer the medieval-styled luddite ones "
- " I only date ignorant medieval normies "
- " but I can't accept normies who do something mainstream like liking anime "
- " neither I'll accept normies with creativity "
TL;DR:
- " give me some uncondescending luddite ignorant anti-mainstream non-creative normie, and I'll date him ".
>he knows how to play chess
>>28630107
Normie faggot get the fuck off this board, RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28630107
>tfw I fit all of these
maybe you should fuck off to normieville
>>28630107
you made this thread yesterday and it got like no replies
just give up faggot
>giving a shit about what women want EVER.
>>28630177
>Play vidya
>Deadlift 405 on the reg (thanks /fit/)
>Masters degree
>Career, mortgage on my 3 bed / 2 bath, car
>31 year old Wizard
>Still browse r9k
>Contemplate suicide daily
Womanlet, please.
>>28630362
a book a day keeps the hobbies away
>>28630454
oh fuck you
origi
What's wrong with """"""""""""reading"""""""""""" as a hobby?
>>28631105
women are too dumb to read
>>28631094
Chess is fun as fuck, family :(
>>28631071
i have to read one book a day to be able to say that reading is a hobby i have?
>>28630177
i used to respect you female security guard until this post.
>>28630177
>has a mustache
Put 'em up
>>28630107
What's wrong with reading and anime also manga but playing video games is a okay?
>>28631276
Just read, don't read the entire book in on sitting, nerd.
>>28630177
>Plays one video game, doesn't like anime
>Run 3 times a week
>Parents never married
>Love animals
>Shave regularly
>College degree
>Not American
>Don't listen to podcasts
>>28632373
>Run 3 times a week
Show us dem legs, boi
Red flags for guys - fag edition
>doesn't shave his ass / taint / genitals
>messy / unkept beard
>just has a mustache
>greasy hair
>obese or skeleton
>doesn't exercise
>doesn't wash everyday
>absolutely no passion for anything; occupation, education or hobby
>his idea of fun is going out clubbing
>personality revolves entirely around being gay
>only friends are through the gay community
>doesn't like cuddling
>doesn't play any form of video game
>doesn't watch any form of movie
>doesn't enjoy any form of music
>fussy eater
>uses the word "meme" incorrectly, as a meaningless catch-all adjective to describe something he doesn't like
Truly there is nothing worse than this. It needs to die off asap.
>>28631931
I think the implication is that most people list reading as a hobby when they actually read one book a year.
>>28632745
like, online or in real life?
>>28632745
>>28632955
I hate it when internet stuff is referenced in real life, it just sounds so incredibly cheesy and jarring.
>>28630107
oh, nice list kiddo
>>he spends most of his time on his computer
>netflix/tv shows in general
>social media
>your smartphone and wearables
>ebook reader and tablets
>""""""""""red flag""""""""""
>>28630107
>reading is a red flag now
>liking anime is a red flag now
fucking roasties i swear
>>28630107
Red flag for girls:
Tattoos or piercings
Constantly spends all their time on their phone
Calls themselves a nerd or uses other sort of labeling, non ironically.
>>28633131
reading is for nerds why read when you can be partying and fucking girls?
>>28630107
What if I have to use the computer most of the time to make all the made dosh I make?
You fucking whore.
>>28630538
>>Career, mortgage on my 3 bed / 2 bath, car
>>31 year old Wizard
you do know what being a wizard means right? if you do I dont believe you
>>28633313
Have you made any money though or are you being hyper-pathetical?
Red flags for girls.
>is a girl
>>28632745
Using the phrase meme so loosely is a meme
>hey look we can make ironic representations of our enemies too only ours are complete straw men
Normies shouldn't have ever come to the Internet
>makes obvious bait threads on malaysian rafting symposiums
>>28633533
true, but ironic post
>He has a superiority complex
> is submissive
>hates his family
>can't hold a job
>is a man child
>likes to be emasculated
>is a cuck
>watches mlp or anime
>is a shit skin
>>28630107
>He is willing to date women who post on 4chan
>He uses the word 'normie' rather than 'normalfag'
>He has a oneitis
>He is socially liberal.
