>of course your 5 inch penis is perfect hun!
>tfw 5.5 incher
J_U_S_T
pls...
>it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
>he thinks 7" is above average
>>28628895
>Thinks Chad and Jamal aren't hung like a horse
>>28628928
>thinks lifting/money/height makes up for dick size
>>28628847
>more of him than her
>>28628928
Jamal isn't. Arabs are kind of asian. They're in average smaller than whites. But yeah more masculine and alpha.
To get a gf as a man you need :
8 inch +
Rich
10/10 looks
6ft+
Good Job
Status
Everyone else are just genetic defects made in the process to human perfection.
>>28629194
>to get a model
FTFY
>>28628847
holy shit that's amazing
>>28629202
>being this delusional
I once went to a feminist information session. There was a woman speaker who was saying that 90% of females don't experience orgasms.
She further stated that they were entitled to orgasm, and if their man could've give them one, they should find someone who would be able.
Literally all the females there were cheering like apes
>>28629194
>7inches
>pretty shit bank acc.
>5/10 looks
>5'10
>bad job/nearly neet
>no status
c-close enough right?
dicks are like cars to women
a sub 6 inch dick is like a used 2001 honda civic. it works, and it gets you from A to B, but no one is really happy driving around in a honda civic
6-7.5 inch dicks are like BMW 5 series. pretty good, many are satisfied with them, but some still want something more
8+ inch dicks are the bentleys. all bitches want a bentley to show off to her friends
>>28629333
the difference is that a cheap car still does the job. a small dick doesnt.
>>28629333
5.5 inch dick is super sport bike
>>28629191
With my 7 inch brown dick I wonder if I'm a goddamn anomaly
>>28629313
No, because sex is not a small portion of your life. When you're not screwing around you deal with reality.
>>28629333
Yeah but if a girl's are stupid as fuck at measuring.
a 5 to them is a 7 at least
I'm 6.5, am I a Bentley??
>>28629194
>6x5"
>poorfag
>5-6/10 looks
>5'10"in the giant country named the Netherlands of all places where 6" is the average if not below average
>dead-end minimum wage job
>no notable status
>tfw gf
To top it off,
>tfw all you did was being yourself
I guess I should break up with her.
>>28630262
being stupid at measuring goes both ways, they could over estimate the size of one and underestimate the size of another
just google the most popular dildo. they're almost all 7+inches long and thick
>>28629279
You're talking about delusional zero-responsibility high-entitled women, obviously they'll cheer to the notion that it can only be the man's fault that those women can't reach an orgasm.
Beats considering that they might not be giving enough guidance to their men (as much like with men, different women have different responses to varying stimuli) nor communicate things well enough because they're too busy trying to keep up appearances of innocence and whatnot, possibly even faking orgasms and faking they enjoy things they don't, and/or they might be too self-conscious or too stressed to actually let themselves enjoy it. Heaven forbid considering such things might actually be the error on the woman's part and easily solvable with some proper communication; it's much easier to stick with blaming men - in this regard extreme feminists, tumblrinas, SJWs, and the bitter variant of robots all have a LOT in common to the point where they can all shake hands.
Assuming "literally all women" are exactly like that based on a specific meeting/session like that is rather silly, Anon.
>>28630295
I watch women use dildos on themselves quite a lot and they rarely ever stick them all the way in.
>>28629194
>tfw nearly all women use 12"+ dildos anyways, so whats the point
>>28630691
and yet they still get huge dildos, so obviously there's something there they like.
Taking a big dick fundamentally changes a women. Once they've done it they can never be satisfied by less, and they'll never be able to respect anything smaller.
What type of genetics do white pornstars have to have such huge dicks?
What's their national heritage?
>>28628740
Most girls don't orgasm from PIV sex. So, in most cases, sizes won't matter.
>>28628740
Tbh most girls couldn't take that dick
>>28628740
You do realize it's in her butt
Would you enjoy having that in your butt
LOL strong cope from little dickcels in this thread. "Muh motion of the ocean"
"Muh most girls dont cum from PIV"
LMFAO keep coping budy boyos
>It's another "Wimmin are evil because [insert complete bullshit about them not fucking men less than 10' tall with 20" dicks]
>Now what kind of sick shit porn do you jerk to, /r9k/? Personally, if I had a girlfriend, I'd cheat as much as possible. It's okay, because I'm a man and muh lock and key.
None of you deserve gfs. Any time someone on 4chan has gotten one they ALWAYS cheat on them anyway. Same with bfs for that matter.
My current bf has a 4 inch dick. We haven't had sex yet but I did give him a handjob. I have no idea how the sex is going to be but we'll make it work.
>>28632815
i know you. you're that girl who thinks she looks like rachael leigh cook. stop sadly foreshadowing you breaking up with your boyfriend because of his penis size please.
>>28632815
did you measure it desu
>>28629194
only in usa and that applies also only when looking for a barbie/whore/elite slut/ten out of ten body with face
>>28629194
I don't have any of these and I'm married. To a (former) virgin.
(Admittedly, I'm only barely below each of these - average penis, middle class, 7/10 looks, 6'0, nice job, average status)
>tfw 7"x5.5" and insecure because of you fuckers
>>28630726
This.
Most women use dildos way above the average penis size.
>>28632885
>FUCK U I DESERVE A GF! I WOULD TREAT HER RIGHT THE FUCKING WHORE ROASTIE!!
>Gets gf
>Cheats
>men
>>28632881
try being 7"x5"
I felt pretty good being your size, until I measured the girth correctly and found out I had half an inch less of penis girth.
>>28632815
Wow someone from R9k remembers my post. I feel special now. But no not going to break up with him coz he's a great guy. And we get along pretty well.
>>28632815
how many weeks until you leave him because his dick isnt chad size? two?
>>28632885
big penis is passe. it's all about tight buttholes now. at least since i became a gay bottom.
I don't get r9k's dick size obsession at all.
The average penis is like 5 inches right? Doesn't the average male have a normal sex life, usually going through multiple partners in their lifetime? Doesn't the average male get married?
Who the fuck cares if you'll ever fully satisfy a woman. I'd say getting one and partially satisfying her should be a fucking fantasy for you fags that are still virgins in your twenties.
>>28628847
I just love the color difference. Something dark sliding into something light and vice versa.
>>28632931
Eh, i'm sure if we were side by side the difference would be pretty negligible.
A real big difference would be 5" girth compared to 6" girth.
>>28632928
>posts ridiculous fiction where men cheat more than women
>expects us to believe it
Women
>>28632932
>pretty well
you're clearly thinking about how small his penis is. enough to be recognized here for talking about it. you think the problem is going to go away? you might be fine but talk to the guy, the way it's going now has disaster written all over it.
>>28632979
Literally happens all the time on every single board
>Hurr I found a great girl friend and cheated. Am I bad /pol/ /b/ /r9k/ /lgbt/??
>>28628847
You can literally see the roast beef forming lmao
>>28632960
the average male gets cucked, marries a fat woman and is miserable.
only chad wins
>>28632960
i had a girl make fun of my penis size and even tell me that she made fun of it with her friends. it came up every now and then for a few years. then once we were talking about how other girls would like me or something and i was like yeah what about the penis. and she was like dude nobody cares, the biggest man-whore i know has a 4-incher, doesn't stop him from getting laid all the time. i think little dick talk is mostly just banter, they bust our balls about it, and it's on us if we decide it hurts our fee fees.
>caring about what a woman wants
lol
>>28632839
I didn't measure anything. He's a funny guy and he always make me laugh. So we were joking around and talking about sex. Then said his penis is 4 inches. I don't why he mentioned it. Maybe he was trying to warn me or something. Its like I'm going to stop liking him.
>>28633115
Well you will stop liking him. Just wait.
>>28633115
i know you meant "it's not like" but i got a baaaaad feeling about where you're headed, lady.
>>28633029
That's not how the world works. This is type of mindset you gain when all you do all day is shitpost and fap to cuck porn. And when the only girls you want are 9/10 stacy whores, who naturally go for Chad, because he is their male equivalent.
Robots tend to see only these two extremes - the ultra successful Chad who fucks different girls every week and the pathetic beta who gets cucked and settles for a fit bitch who cheats on him. There's things in the middle as well, it's not just these two.
>>28633132
You think I just want 9/10 girls? Please. There are so many pretty women out there that a woman being 9/10 isn't that impressive.
The problem is that EVERY fucking attractive woman is a giant cunt and do nothing but abuse men. Ugly women can be nice but they are ugly and my dick don't like them.
>>28632928
>Implying women are more loyal than men
>>28633188
ok, you're right. it's impossible. stop trying.
>>28632881
>being insecure about having a big dick
I will never understand you guys...
>>28633202
dude thanks
im gonna go play some doom now
>>28632942
Why would I do that? I'm like him and I'm in a relationship with him. How old are you? If you in your twenties and think this way you need to take a break from here. Do you think every guy who has a dick smaller than 6 inches has been married or in a relationship.
>>28633211
that's fucking awesome. you're a legend bro!!!
>>28632960
>The average penis is like 5 inches right?
>he fell for the average meme
>>28633115
dat Freudian slip
thread over guys. pack your shit and get the ropes.
>>28633210
Its mainly porn and threads like this that kill your sense of perspective.
I should probably quit porn. Or at least quit professional porn.
>>28633226
Of course you can get married.
She will never see you as anything but scum but you can get married. Eventually she will find someone better though.
My dick is 6.5 inches and just over 4 inches thick.. it is a pencil dick.
Last night I fucked my GF with an 8 inch dildo but could only go about as deep as my dick because of her cervix. This dildo is THICK almost 6 inches.
I was fucking her with it from behind and she could not even speak, really. She came pretty hard and then I got inside of her. She was still enjoying it but I could tell the dildo was better. She came with me and then I got the dildo in her again.
I asked her what one felt better and she just kept her eyes closed as I put it in and out of her snatch. I finally had her admit that the dildo felt better because it "fills" her up. I am kinda heart broken but I'll fuck her with the dildo a couple times a month because she enjoyed it.
She says she likes my dick more because it is "me" but I know she'd love if my dick was thick..
>>28633188
Really? Every single one? How many women do you actually know anon? Or are your findings based on what you see shut-in neets post on 4chan?
>>28633290
Dude, you're dick size is like ideal for everyone.
Now shut the fuck up and leave my fucking board.
>>28633308
>just over 4 inches thick
That is painfully below average anon, i am sorry.
Maybe use a cocksleeve?
>>28633293
>>28633280
Sorry I meant "it not like I'm going to stop liking him". Please forgive me I'm typing on my phone
>>28633359
I'm a failure in every other aspect in life though.
I'm going to stay.
>>28633308
You fucked up son.
You pretty much opened Pandora box and are gonna cucked.
Just end the relationship desu. Or prepare yourself mentally on the idea she will cheat on you soon enough.
>>28633346
i think i talk to 8 or 9 women regularly. unless you want to count random women in class
>>28633375
Doesn't matter, you have a big dick.
You could be a homeless man but can still be considered a potent Chad.
Leave and never show yourself normie scum.
>>28629333
I find it hilarious how it's acceptable to measure a man by something you don't see until you engage in sexual acts which turn you into used goods.
If the girl was a virgin She wouldn't have any experience with sizes of dick and the first dick she takes would be adequate for her
>>28633365
I know :(
I'd trade an inch of length for girth
>>28633308
you are gonna get mega cucked
>>28633293
Okay forget stories you read on 4chan. How many guys do you know in real life who's wife's/girlfriends have left them because their penis is below average size. I must admit they are some women what you guys call "size queens". I think not talking about it and not trying to make it work in the bedroom is more of a issue than size.
>>28629194
My bf is
>6in
>college student poor
>I think he's real cute, but objectively he's a 6/10
>5'11"
>just over minimum wage part time job
Honestly, you can have all the things you listed and have a shit personality. Just aim for the sort of girls who will have you, instead of walking goddesses, you fucking dweebs. Be realistic.
thanks god i wasnt born with a vagina. that looks really painful desu.
also most women dont orgasm from piv.
>>28633509
my sister left her bf because of it. or at least i think so, i dont talk about dicks with my sister. happened to a friend of mine.
i dont think i have ever met a woman that isnt a size queen
>>28633520
you are only with him because you cant do any better. if chad offered you dick you would take it
>>28633365
Wait what, I thought 5 inches was the average thickness?
>>28633574
4.7"-5" is the average girth.
>>28633686
anything below 6" is a dicklett
>>28633717
5.5" girth is already in the like 90th percentile but whatever ledicklet meme.
>it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog
>>28633765
most men are vermin according to women so cares what percentile it is
>>28633567
I've had a bunch of dudes interested in me. I've matched with some proper 10/10s on tinder, though I'm really not that interested in them.
>>28633807
>bf
>still has tinder
Why are all woman whores?
>>28632881
>tfw 5" x 6" uncut and not insecure at all because of all the compliments from random hookups and how easily I tear my sex toys
>Letting an random website dictate your life
>2016
>>28633807
of course but you know that that 10/10 is only gonna fuck you and then leave.
but one day you will meet that chad dude that actually looks like he would stay and suddenly your bf is an abusive jerk and you leave
>>28628740
>tfw 5.8 girth in the middle and 5.5 in the bottom of the shaft
It's like i have a knot or something like that.
>oh don't worry, I don't care about length, it's girth that matters xD
>>28629194
>5.5 in.
>like 700$
>7/10 looks
>6'1
>no job
>lol status
at least i got my height.
>>28633827
>meet guy on tinder
>go on a few dates, decide to become exclusive
>delete tinder
Why are all men insecure?
>>28633846
Exactly, I went for something realistic. I don't want a 10/10 if I'm going to get cucked. I want someone I can hang out and be comfy with. If he does turn out to be abusive, I'll kick him to the fucking curb.
>>28633925
>met bf on tinder
Definition of a whore.
>>28633925
i meant you would make up that you bf is abusive so you can leave him for chad cock. fucking idiot. learn english.
>>28633856
Bitches love that shit.
I have the same kind of thing but at the base.
>>28633846
Holy shit nigger how dense are you?
Tinder is used for hookups. Why are you fucking surprised shit like that happens?
>>28632778
>deserving gf
Can this ''just world'' meme die already?
So according to you tyrone the gangmember must be a pretty decent guy because of all the women he fucks?
>>28633949
We didn't even fug til 3 months in, chill.
>>28633966
If that's what you meant, then why didn't you say it?
>>28632815
>haven't had sex yet
>he makes her his gf
Pathetic
>>28633509
>women are going to openly proclaim that the reason they left their bf/husband is because his dick is to small
Do you by any chance happen to be mentally retarded?
>>28634030
>not waiting until marriage
Don't reply to me again you degenerate vermin
>>28633807
>why would i go out with 10/10 guys, i deserve at least a 11/10
>>28634030
I did say it. Whatever.
You know you will leave your current bf whenever anything better comes up. Which is disgusting.
>>28633567
Sorry that the women you met were like that. Maybe the the bad times are behind you. And from now on you will meet some decent girl who will make you happy.
>>28633686
Thanks man.
>>28633806
That's actually true unfortunately.
You're either top tier, shit or absolute shit.
>>28634124
>Maybe the the bad times are behind you.
The ride never ends
Also
>meet some decent girl
I'd have a better chance at finding a unicorn that shits out gold.
>>28634069
Okay (^=
>>28634086
Nah, its more like 10/10 guys aren't really attractive to me. They're boring. Having someone who's not Adonis is more fun.
>>28634118
If you say so.
I mean I doubt I'll find someone else who has such a compatible personality and sexual desires, especially since I'm not even trying, but okay!
>>28634057
That anon said wifes will leave their husband because of penis size. Just wanted to if he witnessed it or just read stories online. How does that make me retarded?
>>28630293
Lucky devil
Post a pic of you and her?
>>28634124
:^)
>>28634204
>I mean I doubt I'll find someone else who has such a compatible personality and sexual desires, especially since I'm not even trying, but okay!
well you are woman and women never put any fucking effort into dating.
>>28632931
Fuck you guys I have 5.5 x 5.5 its nothing
>>28634376
I put effort into dating my bf. If I'm really happy with him, why would I go out and find someone else?
>>28631103
I'm German and Mayflower-era English.
>>28634469
>swiping right
>effort
The delusional is for reals
>>28634469
you dont go out and find anything. you sit on your ass and have men come up to you. eventually someone with a big enough dick and a pleasant enough personality will come along and you will instantly leave your bf
>>28634500
that's a small dick
>it looks good baby! im glad my ex-bf let us make a mold of his dick for us to use
>what? no! of course i still like yours, its nice!
>>28634627
8x6, mate. Try again.
>>28634667
That's clearly about 5 inches unless you have absolutely massive thumbs
>>28633857
why wont i die
please god tell me why
>>28634741
Yes, I have huge thumbs.
>>28634795
why? :^)
You have been muted for eight seconds, because your comment was not originaI.
>>28634889
thats what fucking girls want
not my fucking toothpick
>>28629333
>women actually want 8"+ dicks
Geeze. The guys on this board are too far gone. This doesn't even make sense.
>>28634941
how smaII is it?
>>28629191
There has only ever been one study done in Africa that was doctor measured
Nigeria with 5.3 inches
The BBC is a myth
>>28634992
5x5
gah why do i even bother
>>28628847
sauce? i kinda want to see her get fucked by that
>>28634500
>circumcised
yeesh sorry man
>>28635309
whats wrong with a cut dinger
the only thing that matters is size
>>28628928
you must not know many chads, they're mostly average and a few get ED early due to partying and shit.
Good sex is all about passion and sensual touch aside the genitalia. Sex isn't mainly visual, but porn is. Hence big cocks being fethishized.
BUT if you got less than 5 inch you may as well just kill yourself.
>>28636339
big dicks are better since they stimulate everything in the vagina
makes it easier for the woman to orgasm
>>28629194
This is bullshit but that's te worst part. My classmates (senior in hs) are ugly, not funny, small dicks, 7/10 at fuking best but most of them are 5/10.
And they still get pretty cute girlfriends and definitely arent virgins.
Sure girls would prefer chads but the sad part about being an ugly robot is tge fact that normies that have the exact same physical appearance CAN get a gf and are happy.
>chad gets all the girls
Is afucking meme you force to try to feel better and toconvince yourselves that if you were born with a chad body you'd get a gf
>>28633949
mean
pic related, she found her bf on twitter and I say this only to be original
>>28637969
shes a whore
weow
>>28637701
m8 if you can get to the gspot with your dick, that's all that really matters. Even if you can't but you can other stimulate her using your hands and getting good and eating her out, you'll be good. Now, having a bigger dick would be better of course. I aint denying that.
>>28629194
i'm average in looks
i had a gf and i was a cashier after a long period of being a depressed neet
so
yeah
pretty much bs
>>28629194
yes virginboy, everyone out there having sex fills all of these requirements and it is only because you lack one or more of these traits that you get no pussy
you never had a chance to begin with so you should just do nothing to improve yourself and blame everything on things you can't change. that is much easier than putting effort into anything after all.
>>28629194
Im 5.9 feet
7inches
not rich not poor
6/10 probably, balding
student
funny
And i got myself a nice GF, virgin well taught, rly nice and faithfull
I'm 6x4.2 and never had problems
memes are memes
