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ITT we trigger robots
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>>28628610
jokes on you, i look okay on the outside and am shit on the inside
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>>28628610

I have a great job, I earn 6 figures a year, I'm married to a beautiful woman and I own a house worth over a million pounds.

> Wagecuck!
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>>28628610
I'm a fembot. Men will never even come close to my pain
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>>28628838

You know the drill by now... Tits or GTFO.
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>>28628850
Fuck off, women have just as much of a right to be here as you do.
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>>28628875

I'm a transgender muslim attack helicopter, I have more right to be here than anyone. Until I suicide bomb my fake cock off anyway.
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>>28628875
and nobody has to know that you are a female on a anonymous image board for children who like cartoons.

so boobs
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>>28628911
You're so fucking sexist you know that? Women are more than just their bodies. I bet you actually think you have a chance with any normal woman too you disgusting robot.
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>>28628945

> So fucking sexist
> Brings gender up

Back to Tumblr with you, SJW.
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>>28628875
nope, this is a men's board.
i hope you realize it one day.
slut.
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>>28628945

Also, where are we on the tits? Or have you now GTFO'd? If so, thank you for abiding by the rules.
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>>28628610
Fembots exist and I have a fembot gf
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>>28628953
Well sure men can have breasts too, but I know your type. You hate all women and expect them to follow the unrealistic beauty standards that the media dictates. All thwe while being less than 6'. Everyone who doesn't love rape culture is a "sjw" now.

>>28628982
All genders are welcomed everywhere. Stop being so bigoted you disgusting creep. I bet even most women have bigger clits than your dick.
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>>28629000
so does your trips
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>>28628945
i'll take the bait.
especially because women are more than their bodies it shouldn't be needed to state the notion of fembot as a female.
as long as men don't state manbot, the term bot assumes anyone that feels associated with the term.
therefore I think the "drill" is kind of justified, for a person on an anonymous boards who wants to be treated apparently, as more than anonymous should be a price. and before you accuse me of hypocrisy, as soon as anyone states himself as a man I believe they also should have their variant stated, Dick or GTFO.
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>>28629026
You're all such disgusting creeps, but my black breeder won't be back until later so all I have to entertain myself with is husband's pathetic white cock. God I can't wait till white men are eradicated, black men and msulims would never treat me this way.
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>>28628911
>>28628850
>these two took the bait
Assuming you're not the same guy. In which case, you got baited twice.
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>>28628610
The truth is, the real problem with robots has nothing to do with looks, genetic, ability, family, education, or fashion. The problem is that they're too fucking lazy to try anything, to cowardly to take the risks necessary to break out of their box, and too conformist to defy convention and find an entirely new path to personal fulfillment.

Robots deserve everything they get. In fact, it annoys me that their lives are as good as they are, since they deserve much worse.

And this SHOULD be triggering because you fuckers know every word is true.

PS: Fedoras look fine. It's the fucking losers wearing them with Slipknot t-shirts which is the problem.
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>>28629026

> manbot here

pic related
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>>28629064
Robots are so easy to bait it's ridiculous. It's even in a thread specifically about triggering them.
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>>28629101

SHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE RUINING IT!

> seriously though, fembot, tits or gtfo, black guys, muslim, chad chad chad REEEEEEEEEE
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robots are literally same as SJW's, only thing they want is all the rights and privileges to be fucking pussies and leech of others
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>>28629006
Lol.

Das original mate
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>>28628610
I agreed with this image but the last part about people being 90% looks is terribly wrong. Actions are a big contributor. More than looks, more than words.
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>>28629077
wew
that's just
wew
Sorry for you man
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>>28629000
femanons/trips exist, fembots do not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM
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>>28629225
>He thinks that's bad.

Least he isn't fat too
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>>28629217
>last part
Someone has no idea how to read manga
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>>28629291
>TFW your dick's shadow is bigger than your dick.

Blacks win again.
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>>28629217
>but the last part about people being 90% looks
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>>28629291
It's like you're a girl but a strange bird is hidden in your slit with it's beak poking out.
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I've fucked over 50 girls. I'm 5'6".
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>>28629344
>Roast beef

Yes it is.
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>>28629065
You are mostly correct. However it seems you are a literal fedora wearer so your opinion is not worth much.
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>>28628610
Every time I see that image, I hate myself a little bit more, even though I thought I could never hate myself more.
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>>28628610
lol that bitch is ugly af especially by anime standards
practice what you preach slut
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>>28629386
That's just gross man, clean that shit up.
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>>28629462
I did, that was following mastubation.
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>>28629413
I happen to look good in a fedora. Truth.
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>>28629006
>unironically using the term rapeculture
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SOCIAL JUSTICE FUCKER.
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>>28629505
Has anyone told you you look good in it? Apart from friends and family
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>>28629556
Sure. When I've posted my picture here, people have grudgingly admitted that the fedora suits my look. I even posted my picture in a "cringe" thread in /b/ to see what would happen and people posted that it wasn't cringe and I wear it like a boss. I mean, I'd wear it regardless because I happen to like it, but it was good to get confirmation.
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>>28629299
You say that like its a bad thing.

Can opener of originality
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"he's a virgin and he's not circumcised"
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>>28629589
The real question is: Have you managed to attract girls with it?
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>>28629703
Sure, all the time. I've explained this many times to robots and they either won't believe me or ignore me entirely. If you're not conventionally attractive, you HAVE to have the courage to develop your own style. If you don't fit into any categories, people have no template against which to judge you and they're forced to judge you against yourself. I'm confident in myself and my look, so a fair number of women (and men) find me sexually attractive.
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>>28628610
>implying this shit written by some japanese herbivore man can trigger anybody

Even Shaq is laffin at you OP
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>>28629772
If that's true, good for you
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>8/10 grill
>virgin
>NEET hermit
>have almost every social media accounts
>sometimes streams when bored, getting around 500+ viewers for literally doing nothing but talking
>come here to shitpost all the time
>used to cosplay and planning on it again
>have had at least 30 men confess their love to me in my life time
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>>28629883
don't respond lads
do not respond just hide the post
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I love you.

jdsimsa
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why is this thread so comfy?
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>>28630045
because you're mentally ill


this is original
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>>28630001
Annie I love you too!
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>>28629065
>The truth is, the real problem with robots has nothing to do with looks
It's not the fact that you're 5'4 and have a disgusting horror movie villain looking face, you just don't try enough, bro :^) !
Gotta get out of that comfort zone, bro !

Fuck you, this triggered me.
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>>28630155
post pic, I wanna see your horror movie face and tell you that it isn't that bad.
rate you 4/10 but could be 6/10 if you did this one thing.
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This triggers the fucking manlet


Awesome super original comment
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That doesn't trigger me.

The concept of being shit on the inside is nothing more than an idea pushed onto the brainwashed public to ensure they remain effective wageslaves who consume products and obey the laws which Jewish elites have put in place. Look at general Patton in ww2. He was probably a total shit person but he could order men to kill effectively and I'm sure a lot of men looked up to him because of it. In the past men could beat and rape their wives and they were still seen as respectable as long as they did their job and provided some use to other men. But now, things are extremely counter intuitive for men and male nature in general we're expected to act like women and maintain an image which is ultimately feminine or else face rejection from society. The only thing OPs picture does is make me pity all the men who care about being something which is not in their nature to be.
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>>28630347
how do i achieve your level of euphoria?
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>>28628875
women deserve both rights and lefts, for even distribution of bruises
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>>28628945
>Women are more than just their bodies.
kek
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>>28630376
Read the bible, that's where I started. Having a understanding of ancient societies also helps.
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>>28628610

>Someone who wants to be liked but doesn't try to make himself look good, is just self-centered.

I like this. It's a great indicator of self awareness and follow-through. I used to be a robot weeb like a lot of this board, my anime drawing led me to art school which made me study the human body and fashion for my character design. Until then I was unable to even recognize my flaws in the mirror, much less know what to do about them.
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>>28630426
oh
I don't think I can base my world view off of a fictional book
If I had to, I'd go scientology
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>>28630347

Maintaining an image is not feminine, the ancient Assyrians maintained an image of brutality and violence to discourage enemies.

You assume the only reason to care about looks is to attract women but in reality it's just another form of competition between men.
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>>28630001
>tfw saved this to my porn folder
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>>28630566
Proverbs 15:14 The heart of him who has understanding seeks knowledge, but the mouths of fools feed on folly.
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>>28630648
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. [Matthew 5:22]
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>>28630595
Assyrians were just a brutal culture, I don't think anyone can give an impression of brutality and violence without living up to that image. Being "cool" on the other hand in modern times can be as easy as growing your hair out and playing the guitar in public.

I never said maintaining an image is feminine, I said we are forced to maintain a feminine image.

And I never assumed that about looks at all. Exercise and looking good was originally meant to be the best you can be as it represents the ultimate ideal of beauty and aesthetics which was undertaken by men not as competition but as a form of self adulation.

My original point is about being a shitty person on the inside, I wasn't even referring to looks and how it relates to you being on the inside.
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>>28630756
Are you my brother? I thought you just said the bible is fictional and you'd rather believe in Scientology.
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>>28630898
I'm not him. And my point is that calling someone else a fool is *explicitly* warned against according to your own scripture.
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>>28628610
I can't believe I'm 1 week without sex
feels like I'm going to die
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>>28628890
Cringe. The anti sjw movement has spawned the least funny people ever
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>>28630925
Only to your brother.
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>>28631002
"Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."

Seems pretty fucking clear to me. You christers really are pretty stupid. You could at least learn your own fucking doctrine.
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>>28631032
http://biblehub.com/text/matthew/5-22.htm

The original Greek clearly says brother. Keep fuming though.
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>>28631074
>original Greek
cuz that's where the bible comes from
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>fall asleep cuddling
>end up all sticky
It's so annoying and disgusting.
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>>28628945
>obvious bait
>I'll still bite
Maybe you're alone cause your mean?
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>>28629901
Is someone t r i g g e r e d?
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>>28629316
I kek'd really hard
nice one senpai
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