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This 19 year old NEET girl asks you out on a date. How do you
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This 19 year old NEET girl asks you out on a date.

How do you respond?
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Tell her parasitic ass to get a fucking job. Then offer her to suck my dick for $50.
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>>28628560
remind me who this is again? i've seen her before
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fuck off wetback
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>>28628560
Is she a virgin?

orignal
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"Uhhh, I ummm, uh, t-thank you!"
>implying I'd date a neet
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>>28628560
I would question why she's doing this then realize it's probably out of pity or some mean joke and say no.
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>>28628560
Hey Lil mama let me whisper in your ear
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>>28628560
Ask her to fuck me as Rey
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This girl is insufferable and is everything that is wrong with ASMR in 2016
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>>28629597
Don't you dare talk about my Sleepwaifu like that again!
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Anyone seen the mic unboxing video where she mistakes a bit of French text on the box for Spanish?

>tfw she calls it Spanish multiple times
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>>28628560
If we get to know eachother, yes
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id absolutely say yes. shes appears to not be over weight and not that bad looking at all. mind as well go on a date and see what shes like, better then just sitting in my room by myself for another night jerking off.
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>>28628560
"Nope, not interested in dating" I know I'm going to regret it later.
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>>28628560
CAN I FUG MY WITH BENIS
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19 videos
66 THOUSAND SUBS

the fastest growing asmrtist and she's pretty mediocre at it
just proves that most of the viewers are sad men rubbin one out
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>>28630602
> what is reddit fame?
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>>28628909
I JUST WANT A KISS

I DONT CARE ABOUT SEX I HAVE MY HAND WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT BEING KISSLESS
PNH5UILWC4DEFWEGHFG7THYJU1KICDHUIVFEFH;]
'UIRU8MKHYU
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>>28630721
>WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT BEING KISSLESS

Because you obsess over it. You come on /r9k/ and you see people whining about the same shit that's bothering you, which encourages you to become even more troubled by these things. Just stop thinking about it. Realize that it doesn't matter.

I know it's easier said than done, but that's really all you have to do.
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>>28630721
GET ANGRY
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>>28629597
How dare u u robot
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>>28628598
ASMR Darling
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>>28628560
Probably has a shit personality.
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>>28630602
>>28630675
It's not really just reddit. Any ASMR girl that's cute will have their subscriptions skyrocket.

I say this as someone who loves ASMR videos: your success as a content creator is almost always directly proportional to how attractive you are. It's just the nature of the videos. You're watching videos of people who are soothing you to sleep.
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>19
Disgusting old hag

Get some standards.
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>>28631670
ugly af.
pic related most qt huggable asmrtist
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>>28628560
I run away because there is obviously a cruel plot behind this.
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>>28628560
shes probably mentally challenged in some way but fuck it lets get some pizza and a movie
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>>28628560
"Ok"

But OP, why do you want to know? Do you have trouble asking girls on dates? If not then you are just shit posting.
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>>28632408
I hope you didn't just diss my perfect angel of a waifu
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