>tfw mom unironically finds the piss jugs
>mfw mom unironically found my cum bottle
>>28626626
>mfw mom ironically asked me to cut the grass today
>mfw will do it anyway
>>28626626
>tfw no one will ever find my piss bottles because I don't have any because I'm not a fucking disgusting shit
>>28626626
>nana found the scream hole
>tfw I found God
enjoy your excrement containers, sodomites. this effigy of a tortured dying god will save me from normie scum.
normies can steal Pepe, but they will never feature this horrifying meme on their twitters. its ours, the only true robot meme
- the apotheosis of the 30 year old virgin male.
>>28626626
>tfw mum found the suicide note drawer
Posting in a le frog memes poster thread
>>28626626
>Roomie whifs the cum den
>tfw I piss in the trash bin so as to avoid my parents ever having suspicions about where I piss, but really i pee in the kitchen sink when they're not looking.
>>28626626
>>28626726
tfw she will never drink it
>tfw mom cleans my room frequently and my trashbin is always full of used tissues even though I'm almost never sick
>tfw she never questions it
>>28626931
What is that image?
origignarl
My brother MAY have found my trap porn folder when I used to store images on his PC. Eventually he sold it to his ex-gf and she probably found out and told him. It keeps me up at night.
>>28627683
everyone knows you're a fag anyway
>>28627704
true
oregano
>>28627740
post feet
phamalam
>>28626626
>tfw family unironically found the cum rag
It turned up in my room clean sitting on the desk, so someone found it and cleaned it.
My rooms pretty much empty so I have no where to store things
>>28627042
yeah that happened to me... got forced into the crazyhouse for a weekend
>>28626626
>mom actually found the piss jugs
>approx. 8 yo
>fanta bottles
I think she never found out
Also i like to masturbate while wearing condoms every now and then. One time while i was cleaning my room my sister came in, sat on my chair for a decent amount of time, i got rid of the bag the condom was in but the wrapper slipped out, i didnt notice. Coming back from disposing the rubbish she was also gone. I hope she didnt notice. I more so hope she thinks i had sexual intercourse actually.
>Younger brother saw 4chan open on my computer
>starts browsing it himself
>has always been really quiet but barely leaves his room now
>has mentioned r9k and trap threads at least 3 times to me now
>keeps looking at me in this weird way
>the other day he was wanking with the door open when it was just me and him at home.
he's 16 i'm 19, does he want me to fuck his boipussy?
>>28627779
Oh fuck me this. I had a pair of boxers i stored down the side of my bed for fapping. One night i reach for it and it's gone. The next day they're clean sitting on my bed,
>why
>>28627850
Sounds like it. Is he cute?
>>28627850
I'd say yes desu senpai
>>28626626
>post pic from phone full with skif data that could expose me and ruin my life
>/r9k/ is to dumb to even know that this is a thing
i am not even living on the edge, because i always know the outcome.
meema found the rape ape
Aunt found the sexual litter box.
>tfw when uncle's mom's nephew's sister's cousin's niece's mother's great grandfather's adopted daughter's aunt's brother found the baked lettuce wrap with marinara sauce and a bucket of fried ostrich wings with orange potatoes and sauerkraut cum sponge container pools
Fucking shit anons, this may be it for me... best way to an hero is to aim for the brain stem, right?
>dad literally found the masturbation belt
>>28628180
7/10
Bretty gud niggerface/
>mom figuratively found the murder weapon
>>28627519
I wish that was the reason I have tissues in my trash bin. Fact is, I use it for cleaning grease off my body.
>>28626626
>piss jugs get too old
>eats through the plastic
>leaks
We have to replace the wall on the floor below my room because of the extent of the water damage
>reddit unironically started posting on 4chan
>>28626626
>mom unironicly found the cum fetus
>dad found the jizz syringe for real
>>28627779
Fuck me when this happens. I used to have a cum shirt and found it in a pile of clean laundry.
>>28626626
I told mine I have weak bladder and that I had to do it or else I cant get no sleep due to constantly going to the toilet. She let it slide
>>28628886
>i'm unironically screencapping this thread for /r/4chan
>dad found the shitbiscuit
>newfag found the fingerbox
