All i want is a qt closeted cross-dressing robot fuck-friend.
He doesn't have to pass, as long as he's willing to shave body hair, is smaller than 6'2, and has a dick smaller than 5".
We could hang out as friends, and I would protect him and be nice to him, while asserting my dominance. Everyone would think we're just introverted buddies, but in the privacy of my apartment, he would dress up like a girl... i'd kiss him, spank him, and make sweet sweet butt-love to him.
This is the only way i can imagine feeling sympathy towards another human being anymore. Just me and my sissy friend, looking into the sunset together.
>>28626060
hahahaahahahahahhaaahahah. fag
does he have to be closeted?
cause i kinda just like crossdressing all the time
>>28626093
yes, that's a big part of it for me, for some reason. that it's our secret and no one knows...
can no one relate? maybe the closeted part is some co-dependent thing, where i don't want him to be an obnoxious empowered faggot (defacto normie). if he's closeted and ashamed, that's something we have in common.
i imagine us being in some homophobic environment. e.g. the army, or some roughneck camp in western canada...
SURELY SOMEONE CAN RELATE.
I'm a closeted cross dresser, I'm 5'7, 5" penis, wanna be a fuck buddy? :3
>>28626093
>cause i kinda just like crossdressing all the time
post pics
>>28626400
i'd love to be. would be even hotter if we worked together or went to school together. where are you from?
>no sweet cd boy booty
GOD FUCK IT ALL
5'10, legit 9 inch penis, 7.5/10 and really lean and muscular body.
Any femboy or cd want to be fuckbuddies?
>>28626682
*7.5/10 face blox
>>28626682
god damnit 9 inches? i hate you so much. why was i cursed with this fucking chode god damnit.
gay dudes are fucking size queens man. fuck this gay earth.
>>28626710
best pepe yet
>>28626710
>implying
I'm uncircumsised and I swear most americans are against that
also, no, if anything gay dudes wan't muscle and height, and at least you can get muscle easily.
>>28626724
This
Is it supposed to be paulie?
>>28626738
yeah it's fucking 100% paulie, never realised it before but he is pepe af
>>28626060
That's my fetish. Tfw no secret sissy boyfriend.
>>28626749
based bro based
>tfw no casino joe pesci pepe
>>28626710
also
>implying you wouldn't enviously suck my huge cock
>>28626767
I made the paulie pepe about 6 months ago... The Pesci one is a great idea. I might do it as well.
Check out the wojak i posted above as well, btw. It's Junior Soprano! lol
>>28626738
uncircumcised? i was once with a chubby latin sissy who was uncut and it was fucking delicious. hot hot hot little uncut cock. delicious. one of my most prized memories.
my own cock is cut, but i prefer uncut. cut cocks seem dried out or something. still wonderful to put in mouth of course.
>>28626812
you memester
but I dunno, nobody from grindr complains but if it really was better then why don't you hear more about it
>>28626855
it's about personal preference, dude. i like a little hood on a cock because that's what they're supposed to look like. if you like cocks, you're supposed to like that.
i guess some guys find it gross that the area under the foreskin is moist sometimes, and may develop an odour... but i think it's great. why should a cock smell like soap? what are we, children?!
>>28626060
Tfw fail the small dick requirement.
This is a new feeling.
>>28626981
how big fevrvrv
>>28626682
w h e r e please
>>28627119
FL but born in/ have family in uk
>>28626060
>tfw i'm probs the only person on this board that actually has a qt shemale gf with tits and a cock who passes amazingly well
feels good lads, yes it is as good as it seems. I'm open to take any questions if you got some.
look a this shit.
all these sissies care about is dick size. fuck this, cancel the thread. i'm going celibate. i'll just stick to making pepes.
>>28627157
>tits
bags of silicone or little hormone bitties? mmmmm. but once again, i have to voice my disapproval. having tits means there are 1000's of white knights and tranny chasers that will give her care and attention whenever she needs them. she has all the power in the relationship. have fun being at the mercy of some self-mutilating freak.
>>28626526
Uk :3
>>28627157
Pic brah
>>28627185
And where in uk?
>>28627178
bags of silicone but they feel pretty fucking real and they are just the right size so they look soft and natural as fuck. Fun to squeeze.
Nah shes not like that, she knows the chasers when she sees them. Been together for over 2 and a half years and shes been loyal so far.
>>28627188
not happening.
>>28627164
>implying
dude you're getting responses as well, us big dick guys have it just as hard.
You act like we got legions of fuckbuddies or some shit
>>28627203
Near Norwich :3
>>28627164
I don't care about dick size :p biggest I've ever had was a 6 inch, I'm not picky :3
>>28627228
>us big dick guys have it just as hard.
hahaha
> like we got legions of fuckbuddies or some shit
well, don't you? i thought all fags wanted was a big dick? is that not true?
wait a minute. do gay/bi guys struggle to find fuck buddies? in this day and age, with grindr/etc?
>>28627523
yay =) there's still hope.
where do i find people like you? is it the usual gay apps or dating sites?
>>28627533
no, I fuck like one guy from grindr once a week at most, and sometimes it's the same people.
With girls it's easier though, just not attracted to girls as much
>>28627549
HOW IS IT EASIER WITH GIRLS? You have to jump through hoops and flirt and text, don't you? Isn't it far easier for gay guys?
Please let me know how it works, esp for big dicked guys. I've been out of the game for a long time.
>>28627542
Most guys who use grinder are just looking for sex so no, I don't use them plus I'm shy so yeah :p
>>28627579
Well with girls I don't NSA anybody over a solid 7/10
I'm white, really fit and pretty handsome, but I don't even bother trying to hook up with 8/10 and up. The girls who mostly want big dick are innocent looking/nerdy/hipster girls and are 7/10 at the best and black girls (favourite)
with guys they usually want some 6'5 skinny guy with a circumcised.
Also I'm pretty successful, making a little under 100k annually of passive income (real estate)
I'm like 5'10 borderline 5'11
>>28627596
i see... so how do i meet a sweetie like you? if you're closeted, and i'm closeted...
>>28627635
very interesting stuff, man. so being successful + big dick makes it easier with women, but guys just want cut dick and height?
this is surprising... thanks big dick bro
>>28627725
On anonymous image boards :3
>>28627725
In my experience, yeah that's the case. I think it's to feel small or something like that.
no prob lankbro
>>28626060
>cross-dressing robot
Gays can't be robots
>>28627757
Why not? Its not like it's easier for us
>>28627745
where are you from? ....
does anyone know where to meet cross dressers?
>>28627835
I'm from UK, no I don't know where other than 4chan.
You're not supposed to talk about the butt stuff its dangerous.
>>28626244
Sorta. Sadly its only a dream, my faggot friend..
>>28628123
tfw never felt a sweet twink butt without a condom.
of course this would not be a problem if i was with my sweet virgin crossdressing robot
>>28626060
>Dick smaller than 5"
Well, that rules me out.
>>28628179
why is it a dream?
>>28627230
I'll be in Norfolk when I'm home from uni in a couple of weeks, kik/skype?
to have a buddy whom i treat like a guy, just busting balls, drinking beers, etc.
but then when i'm horny, he gets to transform into a sweet sweet cum receptacle. it's the best of both worlds. why can't i have this?
>>28628257
Kik is twentyseven598, Skype is twentyseven298
>>28628336
"it's so hard having a hard dick"
*arranges hook up on mongolian popsicle-stick sculpture board*
>>28628369
>>>>posting skype/kik is the same as arranging a hookup
nice one
>>28628380
if i had a bigger dick, i'd know more about these matters.
