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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-17/labiaplasty-patients-prompted-by-negative-comments-study/7418188

>Derogatory comments about the appearance of their genitals ... have been identified as key reasons for why women have the surgery.
>It found unrealistic images of female genitalia on the internet, including pornography, influenced what women thought of as a "normal" labial appearance.
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finally the roastie meme is having a positive effect
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>unrealistic images of female genitalia on the internet, including pornography
that's a real lazy explanation a lot of those women are roasties
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Roasties can trick you into marrying you with pick related. They can even say they are virgins. "oh anon you are first"
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>majority of patience were happy with their procedure
So what is the problem then?
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Wait so roasties are FINALLY starting to realize that they're disgusting trash instead of trying to rationalize it?
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>Its been found men are commonly seeking out methods to reverse hair loss thanks to unrealistic expectations from media and the internet
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>laughing at small dicks is completely acceptable, its everywhere in media, tv shows, movies etc.
>how dare you insult my roastie on the internet!!!!!!!!
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>>28626780
Well a small cock is useless, but roasties don't matter at all unless you are some creepy weirdo.
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>>28627140
Not wanting a ft long roast beef vag means you're a weirdo? Then most men are the biggest weirdos you'll ever meet.
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>>28627140
Enjoy your roastbeef mayo creampie
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>>28626780
Women are sensitive and deserve better treatment.
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>>28625673
>normies act shocked when something doesn't follow the double standards women enjoy
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None of the betas/omegas ITT could get near a roastie irl. It doesn't matter what it really looks like when you're pounding it, but virgins don't know that.
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>27fembot
>slept with 7 guys
>had sex well over 500+ times I'd imagine
>perfect innie

eh.
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I feel bad for the virgin autists who actually think roastie correlates with sexual partners, but damn roasties are gross I feel bad for the chick. It's like a guy with a tiny dick.

Thank god the 3 girls I've been with were all tight innies.
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>decades of penis shame
>shape
>size
>cut/uncut
>girth
All ridiculed mercilessly for decades, if not centuries by women at large encouraged by the mercantile hand rubbers in the mass media.

Finally...
>HD porn
>high quality sex toys
>VR
Alll offer men salvation from the blown out horror show that is the average ravaged ham wallet. Men would rather have synthetic substitutes than subject themselves to the stale roast.

>Derogatory comments about the appearance of their genitals
>the shoah of women
>surgical procedures are developed to remedy their problem immediately
>roast shaming will get you banned or censored from social media
>dick shaming still prevalent everywhere

Women are the kikes of gender. Constantly rubbing their hands until the goyi- I mean men find out how to avoid their grubby nonsense.

Avoid the vaginal jew at all costs - Go MGTOW
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dont feel the slightest bit of sympathy. men are expected to be tall, have a big dick, circumcised (if american), and not be balding.

anyone who complains about labiaplasty should also complain about male circumcision, but women don't care about male circumcision.
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>>28625673
the thing is there are men out there that like roasties
same with small breasts, women always bitch about small breasts despite flat is better anyway

but nobody and i mean literally nobody (except people who like traps obviously) likes small cocks

and the problem with small cocks is it's not a problem that can be fixed like a roasty or small breasts

once again women have an easy way out
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>>28625998
It's a dangerous precedence

Women aren't supposed to have to change, or try at all, to attract men.
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>Virgins thinking roasties aren't genetic
I've bedded virgins who had roasties, their hymen broke.
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>>28629610
>and the problem with small cocks is it's not a problem that can be fixed like a roasty or small breasts
My male friend told me that he managed to make his dick bigger with a pump.
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>>28625673
>>28625694
>>28625701
>>28625758
>>28626780
>>28628651
>>28628835

After all this time robots STILL don't understand that it is genetic
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>>28630690
doesn't mean it isn't ugly

>tfw men get to have standards too now
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>>28630715

Everyone has standards you repugnant fuck
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>>28630655
did he show you the results yet
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>>28630581
They're not doing it to attract men, it's the cognitive dissonance they can't handle. They see that whores and sluts have pitbull jowls between their legs, and realize they've probably fucked more guys than the whore has.

Women are literally get surgically altered to pretend to be a virgin. That's how far they'll go to cover up being a slut.
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>>28630770
That too

Hyman recreation surgery has been a think for probably 10 years now
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>>28630690
So is a small penis, but there's no end to the humiliation in the media. Equality ftw..
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>>28630731
>repugnant
autist detected, use normal words faggot
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>>28625758
breaded and deep fried, the bits they cut off might be a tasty snack and the deep frying would kill all the bacteria hopefully
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>>28630690
>don't understand
It's a meme you dip
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>>28630770
>>28630786
Are you actually retarded enough to think fucking a lot makes your labia big?
It's completely genetic.
Also hymens never 'break' they just stretch, typically tearing a little the first time hence the bleeding.

There is no such thing as biological virginity.
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>>28630731
I hope your standards aren't formed by the saturation of unrealistic male figures in the media the way my taste for nice looking vaginas was
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>>28630806
>eating another man's cumrag
w e w
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w
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>>28628835
>vaginal jew

Oh my Lord, that actually made me spit out my sprite.
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>>28630795

No one who speaks in respectable terms goes around making fun of the size of men's penises. Literally the whole point of "roastie shaming" is just to have a point to spurn women with because you feel slighted.

>>28630803

Dissociate yourself from me and make an addendum to your lexicon of linguistics
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I'm a virgin and I'm a roastie.
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>>28630844

I'd hope not either since I am a straight male
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>>28630739
He didn't. Do you think I should ask him to?
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>>28630852
>Dissociate yourself from me and make an addendum to your lexicon of linguistics
lmao @ autists
dissociate yourself from this thread you fuckin nerd
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>>28630880

I'd eat your fucking liver if I could.
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>>28630852
>addendum
>i use big word me smart

thats not even the right context you cunt
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>>28630893
wew lad calm down
slap your head and play sonic
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>>28630866
straight male roastie defender
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>>28630904

Its right you illiterate fuck

>>28630906
with fava beans and a nice chianti

>>28630909

Damn straight you mgtow cuck
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>>28630943
>with fava beans and a nice chianti
lmao sweet euro faggot food
i'm gonna eat a huge burger and jack off
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>>28630982
>i'm gonna eat a huge burger and jack off

I think you have that backwards
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3312147/

all roasties should get their ugly genitalia snipped

>In 2009, M. Goodman et al published a cross-sectional study, including 258 women and 12 surgeons, of 104 labioplasties, 24 clitoral hood reductions, 49 combined labioplasty/clitoral hood reductions, 47 vaginoplasties and/or perineoplasties, and 34 combined labioplasty and/or reduction of the clitoral hood plus vaginoplasty/perineoplasty procedures

>Combining the three groups, 91.6% of patients were satisfied with the results of their surgery after a 6- to 42-month follow-up. Significant subjective enhancement in sexual functioning for both women and their sexual partners was noted (P=.0078), especially in patients undergoing vaginal tightening or perineal support procedures. Complications were acceptable and not of major consequence.
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>>28631003
If you're too retarded to tell advocating for everyone to get cosmetic surgery to suit your tastes is socially and morally unacceptable there's no hope for you
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>>28631083
>implying all men don't find beef curtains disgusting

snip snip
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>>28630690
>it's 100% genetic

http://reference.medscape.com/article/1372175-overview#a8
>The exact cause of hypertrophy of the labia minora is unknown, and therefore a multifactorial etiology is purposed.[11] Genetic factors and hormones can lead to hypertrophy of the labia early in life. Mechanical irritation from bicycling, sexual intercourse, genital piercing, horseback riding, and other factors can cause hypertrophy later in life.[11]
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>>28631118
"multifactorial etiology is proposed"
So basically that's just his opinion, no actual facts here anon.
Also would make sense for a plastic surgeon to be in favour of this shit, licence to print money.
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>>28628863
male circumcision is waaay worse than labioplasty

rest was about right though
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>>28631083
>morally acceptable
muh-rality
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>>28631117
there's women who don't find beef curtains disgusting? Not for long. Beef curtains will go just like leg and underarm hair
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all roasties and dicklets should be gassed tbqh
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>>28631228
"dae nihlism? morality is for normies"

try harder to be edgy m8
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>>28631239
pretty hard to compare elective surgery with shaving anon
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>>28631272
Nothing in the universe is intrinsically moral or immoral, these are only artificial divisions created by humans to produce mutually agreed upon favorable states of affairs. Prove me wrong, faggot.
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>>28631294
>elective surgery
it should be compulsory for every roastie when they turn 21
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>>28631328
well yeah they're artificial no shit sherlock
they only affect your ability to be a functioning member of society and not some edgy shut in

"dae nihlism? morality is for normies"
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>unrealistic expectation
>not having ridden a mile of cock is an unrealistic expectation
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>>28631330
"everybody should submit to my autistic personal preferences"

I doubt you'd say any of this shit in public
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I had labiaplasty to make my pussy prettier. I couldn't fathom having sex with a guy who isn't circumcised, so I think it's fair. I think anyone who can afford to have it done should do so to achieve the most attractive genitals possible.
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>>28631294
it's messy now with the slicing and bleeding but it's only a matter of time till some new tech makes the excess beef get reabsorbed, or something else non invasive. roasties will be a memory after that
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>>28631402
"with slicing and bleeding"

Gee I didn't know what surgery involves anon, thanks for explaining!
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>>28631396
Girl here.

I agree, I'm saving money for my labioplasty too. I can't wait.
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>>28625673
Has "roastie" entered mainstream yet? It needs to.
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Labiaplasty (also known as labioplasty, labia minora reduction, and labial reduction) is a plastic surgery procedure for altering the labia minora (inner labia) and the labia majora (outer labia), the folds of skin surrounding the human vulva.
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>>28631502
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There are two main categories of women seeking cosmetic genital surgery: those with congenital conditions such as intersex, and those with no underlying condition who experience physical discomfort or wish to alter the appearance of their genitals because they believe they do not fall within a normal range.[1]
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>>28630715
He says posting to the most loser of all the boards
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>>28631508
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The size, colour, and shape of labia vary significantly, and may change as a result of childbirth, aging and other events.[1]
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Conditions addressed by labiaplasty include congenital defects and abnormalities such as vaginal atresia (absent vaginal passage), Mullerian agenesis (malformed uterus and fallopian tubes), intersex conditions (male and female sexual characteristics in a person); and tearing and stretching of the labia minora caused by childbirth, accident and age.
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>>28631534
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Genetic my ass
For whatever reason mutilating the genitals of infant males is normal, but labiaplasty is something women should feel guilty about.
Nice comic though, found it recently and wanted to share.
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>>28627140
>Well a small cock is useless
[citation needed]

>inb4: "personal experience"
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>>28631392

No but if It's what he really thinks why does it matter? Ppl like you are why 4chan NEEDS to exist.
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>>28631502

>>28631508
>>28631521
>>28631534
>>28631553

THIS ISNT IMGUR YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>28628835
>Women are the kikes of gender.

dude, you made my day.
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How bad does a vagina need to be to require a labiaplasty? Asking for a friend
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>>28631639
>THIS ISNT IMGUR YOU FUCKING CUNT
Yes, and? Are you yelling about me dumping images on an imageboard?
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>>28631661
if you are unsure if you need one, then you need one.
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>>28631661
If your labia minor sticks out past the labia major, you should have it corrected.
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>>28631534
why would you cut the fun bean
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>>28631625
Well I guess this is the only place that wouldn't tell him to just shut the fuck up and stop being such a wierdo.

I can't honestly imagine being autistic enough to not understand that nobody cares about what some robot thinks a vagina should look like.


>>28631661
Get labiaplasty if you want, there's no point at which it's needed.
Don't submit to peer pressure on r9k of all places for chrissakes.
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>>28631749
>there's no point at which it's needed.
Stay deluded, roastie.
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I can understand its genetics but some roasties are fucking disgusting.
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>>28631661
my friend cutted a piece of hers off with nail scissors, she said it really hurt, bled for ages and still has a scab that won't heal
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>>28631892
yeah needless to say she should see a doctor if it's not healing

maybe learn to love her body at the same time. That or get it professionally done

either or
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>>28628684
It matters a ton if you have to eat it.
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>>28630690
>>28631118
"Later in life"

Aka C O C K C A R O U S E L
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>>28631661
>How bad does a vagina need to be to require a labiaplasty? Asking for a friend
if it doesnt look like the innies pussies here >>28631798 then get a labiaplasty as ASAP as possible ASAP
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>>28631118
>horseback riding
The memes are too true
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>>28631502
>>28631508
>>28631521
>>28631534
>>28631553
I'm gonna need the name of that doujinshi. Also, that is exactly what should be done in real life. No enjoyment from sex = no more fucking around like a whore.
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>>28631083
But circumcision is just fine :^)
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>>28625758
>""""RADIANT REJUVENATION""""
Doctors be like
>I'mma jus gonna slice all dis roast off
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>Post yfw the roastie-posting meme magick worked
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>>28634203
>I'm gonna need the name of that doujinshi.
lrn2usesaucenao
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>>28634619
That's actually a good idea. Thanks. I've always only used iqdb for Gelbooru links before.
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>>28634590

Underestimate memes at your peril.
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http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/04/25/increase-in-teenage-genital-surgery-prompts-guidelines-for-doctors/
loving every laff reading the comments in this article
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>>28628643
They don't. (original)
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>>28628835
This anon gets it. Women are inherently parasitic, and our society lets them get away with it due to old primal instincts.
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>>28630852
>No one who speaks in respectable terms goes around making fun of the size of men's penises.
How come this joke is so prevalent in our media and culture then? Way more than roasties, which are a very niche meme.
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>>28631392
Circumcision was semi-mandatory in US for a century or two (^:
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>>28625673
>Everyone make chad dating profile
>Be sure to mention how he doesn't want anything to do with roasties, the same way women can easily say they prefer cut guys
>Over the years women start getting more and more self conscious
>Being "trimmed" becomes the norm
>Mothers start to get their daughters trimmed at birth
>Finally America has gender equality
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It's like the easiest fucking surgery in the world to perform. On the same level of complexity as freezing off a wart.

-The women feel more confident.
-The men are more attracted to the women.
-There are literally no side effects or complications from the surgery.
-It's a cheap, quick, outpatient procedure.

What the fuck is the problem??? Why the fuck are feminists so against women getting this?
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>>28639336
Same reason they hate exercise and approaching men.
They don't want to put in any effort, they just want it all handed over to them

Btw, doesn't that thing in the window kind of look like Batman?
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>>28630690
kek, sure it is slut
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>have a roastie
>Still a kissless handholdingless virgin
Fuck you guys, females CAN be robots. This is just another thing to hate myself over.
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>>28639921
just get it cut what's the big deal?
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>>28640127
I need a nose job too, senpai.
I hate being poor and ugly.
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>>28640204
oh well at least no man is going to expect you to be rich
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>>28639921
He w bad is the roastie?

>>28640204
Be my poor and ugly gf pls
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>>28625673
You know what I fucking hate about this shit, it starts off with "negative comments", then people decide to better whatever was the problem, and then comes SJW forces with the ACCEPT UR BODY THE WAY IT IZ until we get articles literally calling normal vaginas, "unrealistic" and "designer".

Soon women with good looking vaginas will be insulted for not having roasties. I fucking hate women a lot. By not accepting one thing they turn another into an insult. It's an insult to be SKINNY for fucks sakes.
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>>28639210
>doesn't understand that labiaplasty is not the same as female circumcision
In female circumcision they cut off the female clitorus. Why you think labiaplasty is the same as cutting off your clit is beyond me
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>>28641449
I don't dumbass, I'm saying if we make it seem disgusting then they'll have to all get labiaplasty and we'll call it being "trimmed"

butthurt woman detected from "muh female circumcision" lecture
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>MFW I've slowly started getting people on my college campus to use the term roastie

Just last friday at a frat party my roommates dragged me to one (I'm Designated driver, still beta and ugly as fuck can't get any pussy) one of the guys started shouting "Roastie, We got a roastie here!" when he came out of THAT room with this chick.

Its all completely degenerate though.
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>>28641542
No, I'm trying to point out how your "gender equality" is bullshit
It isn't gender equality unless the woman is cutting off her clit. So you're saying you don't want gender equality and I'm the butthurt one? I could give two shits if women starting being circumcised.
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>>28625673
punch it anon

(origami)
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>>28631003
>Goodman
Oy vey.
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>>28636956
some real toasty roasties in there, what sort of woman wants her vag to look bad and smelly?
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