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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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I've been here 9 years but what the fuck is this website?
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please continue
lewd anime girls are the best things in life
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10 out of fucking 10
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>>28625173
>Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want

made me giggle desu
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>>28625173
this is 100% autism please continue
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W-why would you want this writhing mass of cells clumped onto one another to touch your fatty bags?
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>ywn know a girl who pittys you for being a virgin and willing to let you fuck her
this I s like a dream of mine, having a classmate or co-worker Han out iwht me and have her act silly and asking personal and embarrassing stuff about my sex life, laughing and making fun of me in the process only to casually ask if I want to fuck her.
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Man, just imagine Kogasa as your gf. Heaven.
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I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i'm n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-not virgin
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>>28625173
>ragin' 'rection
>Jeezums fucking Crikes, Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick!
>I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here!
Top kek. 10/10 would get a semi again
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>tfw a girl showed me her boobs but i'm still a kissless virgin
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Kogasa you're an umbrella
You're even kinda easy on lunatic
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>>28625173
>Honk these Honkin' Honkers as much as you want!

I laffed.
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>>28625173
this somehow makes me more deeply depressed than any of the ywn/straightfaced stacy roleplay bait threads
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>>28625372
W-Why not!? How about a game of tit for tat? You touch my fatty bags and I'll touch your sack!
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>>28627030
kogasa is ok as far as touhous go
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>>28627085
She's slightly below average, at best.
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>>28627085
nothing spectacular but not horrid either
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>>28625173
>Somebody took time to write this
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>>28627159
It was all to entertain you, don't be rude.
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It's all good in the hood baby
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>>28627181
I was entertained. OP should write more.
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>>28625173
I'm impressed OP,
please continue
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> Jeezums fucking Crikes
> Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick!
> I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here!
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I'm hard, WHY AM I HARD!?
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I didn't read any of the post, but those are some well drawn t i ts
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>>28625173
4 out of 10 half boners
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Kogasa has some nice boobies
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Okay I'm hard, what's the next step of your masterplan?
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It's the nervous stuttering that got me.

Women are so blase about casual sex. Any girl who's pure enough to be flustered is top waifu material.
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Considering the fact that you stripped naked in front of me, how am I the pervert?
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>>28627741
Leaving everybody in suspense until I work up the will to write another without killing myself.
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>>28627891
dont kill yourself mane, there would be a lot of sad robots if you didn't write more for us.

not really a raison d'etre but muh feels
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>>28627930
No. I mean I physically cringe real hard and wanna die when I write these. I endure these pains for you.

I have to go buy a car now. This thread will die before I get back. If I work up the power to cringe through it I'll write another eventually. I crave the (you)'s these threads bring.
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Please more! Why there's not a board of lewd anime girl roleplay?
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>>28627971
Write one where Kogasa is at a car dealership selling you a car (and her body)
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>>28627971
o-o-oh okay anon
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>>28627971
one part of me was thinking "an actual human being wrote this"
but on the other hand it was really really cute desu

you are anon here, so do more
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>>28627971
do you have more of these in archive somewhere
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>>28625173
genki/10
I've really never seen a pair of breasts outside of a computer screen before, though
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>>28625173
bump, that was more entertaining than that whiny self harm stuff
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>Oh, lordy!
>suddenly she's black
>now I'm being raped
Shit.
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>>28625173
>They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know
Bitch you don't even know what your tits are made out of
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Bumping because i laughed and got hard at the same time. Its a new one.
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I saw this post on [s4s] and it reminded me of /r9k/ so I came to /r9k/ and here it was
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Thanks for the boner I didn't need or want OP
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>>28625173
can i touch them?
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>>28625173
Basically sums up anime.

Now my dick is hard, keep going
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>'rection
>honkers
>christ on a stick
>lordy
It's so western it hurts
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This thread makes me want to try erping
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>>28629561
I allow it
origano
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I want to find more of these

What would this be called?
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more op pls
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