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Tuesday morning hangover edition
>refunded my gayboy 3ds on GAME since last sunday
>still no money in my account
getting real ticked off here, it shouldnt take long for these faggots to give me back my money and my time is valuable and i dont want to waste it on these flunked dumbasses.
> tfw off ill
Bittersweet, i'm off work, but I feel like shit so...
>>28624540
Why didn't you take it into the shop, faggot?
That's you lads telt, then.
>have a 80 quid almost good as new razer kick scooter
>way too fat to use it now
What kind of stores will accept it? its only a few months old and could fucking pass for a new one.
id like 10-15 quid back at the very least, then buy myself a couple liters of haagen dasz and some chocolate dessert pizzas/calzones off of tesco.
>>28625088
> dropping 80 bong on a razor scooter
Why? The only acceptable answer is you're 10 years old and your parents bought it you.
>>28625113
i made bad decisions, i want some of my returns back
>tfw you wake up and you're still alive
>>28624824
>go spread lies and bullshit to people instead of having fun!
>you don't want your own country to control its future anyway!
>DOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>28624824
The Remain campaign has be much better run than Leave. It will be a landslide.
I'm having to vote Remain just so that I'm not on the losing side.
>>28625486
Odds are that Remain wins anyway. We're a naturally conservative country.
I think the latest odds are 3/10, it's at the point where it's not worth even gambling on it.
Voting remain anyway. Can't fuck europe up unless you're on the inside.
>>28625637
>1 out of 28 votes
>fucking up anything
The only thing that will get fucked up is the UK.
who /crying constantly/ here
>>28625962
Grow a pair m8.
>>28625962
If you were crying constantly your body would dry out like a raisin.
>sat in Gregg's eating a sausage and omlette stick
>Purple Rain comes on
>suddenly start to feel incredibly sad
It hurts lads
I'm so lazy at work lads. I sit here all day on my phone but they just won't fire me.
>>28626009
You knew what I meant. It was hyperbole
>>28625996
okey dokey will do
>>28626011
>sausage and omlette stick
what?
>>28626148
What part of it confuses you m8
>>28626172
The stick part, it makes no sense
>>28625088
Could try ebay (local collection) or craigslist
>>28625486
>>28625637
Depressing to read this
>>28625088
You do realise they're scooters for fat people with more stabilisation....
Hey "lads" I'm not a britcuck or even muslim or anything, but am I welcome here? I live in NZ, there's no where else for me to go....
>>28625486
>>28625637
Look at these treasonous good goys.
>>28626287
>>>/int//ausnz/
Try this thread
Magic mushrooms show promise for people with untreatable depression http://bbc.in/1XwsaAZ
>>28625637
>We're a naturally conservative country
>Remain
>Conservative
The Conservative party isn't even fucking conservative, a true conservative would vote leave so we get better control of our own country.
Only Labour and pakis want to remain. Cameron is shilling remain because he's a fucking faggot who would sell the soul of one of his children if it meant he could buy another shit suit.
There's proof he did this anyway, one of his kids were born retarded and then died.
>>28626422
Conservative in the literal sense, you numpty.
As in, resistant to change, maintaining the status quo.
>>28626422
> Cameron is shilling remain because he's a fucking faggot who would sell the soul of one of his children if it meant he could buy another shit suit.
He already did that.
>>28626422
>isn't conservative
>wants things to remain the way they are
Wow what a retard you are.
> It also contributes to our population increase of half a million every year, roughly a city the size of Liverpool.
That's just insane
>>28626422
>>28626467
>>28626509
>>28626521
Take it to /pol/ fagatrons
>>28626521
>>28626467
The EU has changed dramatically since we joined. It was obviously the right choice at the time, now it's fucked.
A true conservative would see that and vote to leave
>>28626193
Stick is another word for baguette if you aren't a poncy French cunt
>>28626552
Right choice then and the right choice now.
You honestly think the UK can go it alone against superpowers like the States, the Union, the Republic and the Federation?
You are delusional. We will be crushed.
I don't know much about politics but I want to vote out for the bants tbqh
>>28626784
Yeah those epic bants when bread is 2 quid a loaf and milk is no longer available due to production issues.
>>28626797
Stop talking utter bullshit you mong
>>28626828
If you want to dispute the facts then you're going to have to back them up with more than insults. Where's your evidence this won't happen?
I'll be waiting.
>>28626843
>If you want to dispute the facts then you're going to have to back them up with more than insults. Where's your evidence this won't happen?
I'll be waiting.
where's your evidence this is even remotely possible? its just scaremongering
>>28626797
Yeah let's just sit back and watch cammo privatise the NHS and fuck us with his ttip'd cock
We could definitely leave the EU on friendly terms. Maybe not pull a Norway, but we'd be able to maintain the trade agreements that we have now
>>28626869
No trade with Europe = higher demand on our already struggling industries = higher prices.
Economics 101.
How much sex actually happens at uni? I didn't have any sex the whole 3 years and neither did my housemates (5 of us, all boys).
>>28626892
Every girl gets laid 3 times a fortnight.
Only half of the males get laid at all.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
Votes for this week's movie are still pretty evenly spread lads, make sure to cast yours before midnight tonight.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
>>28626890
Yeah dude you're right, all trade between us and the EU will stop upon our leaving.
>>28626843
>>28626869
Both of you are talking shit without proving either of you know what you're on about.
Why not admit you're both 16 and haven't got a clue and spend this time researching the facts and form your own opinions rather than picking the side that your dad is on and defending it blindly
>>28626925
It's a good thing the general public are smarter than you so that we actually get a Remain result.
>>28626892
>the sperghouse
wew
has to be at least one or two of you getting some to bring the rest of you up, this is just depressing
>>28627004
Having a more competent team isn't bias.
>>28625382
I know that feeling all too well. Hope you feel better soon.
>>28626422
>he doesn't understand what a 'conservative' is
That's pretty embarrassing.
Made redundant yesterday because "it costs too much to have 4 valets with min wage going up"
>KILLED IT at the gym
>looking forward to that roast and peas with cheesy white sauce
>the meat... there's no fucking taste... why?
>realize i bought a shoulder joint instead of a gammon joint
1.5kg of meat... WASTED!!!!
my lunch... WASTED
that was 3 fuckin quid. still got 60% of it that I don't know what to do, tastes fucking nothing ugh, might as well donate it to the homeless.
>>28627221
valet is a shit job anyway
>>28627004
They were pretty normal. All had gfs in the past. I was the only virgin I think.
>>28626690
>We will be crushed.
Militarily or economically? Either way you're objectively wrong.
Britain, specifically London, has always been the home to money launderers and the elites. Our primary source of money isn't going anywhere if we leave.
Militarily, nobody is ever going to fuck with a nuclear armed nation, that's just beyond retarded.
Did my first workout in almost 6 months.
Use to work out ulxulxx then my gym was mobbed in jan so stopped going. Meant to go back in feb but was depressed.
Felt like shit because i started on 40 bench, 50 rows, 50 shrugs and 20 curls (all kg) use to do double that.
>>28627547
I know that feelio mate
>tfw when I was 17 I could bench 80kg quite comfortably
>22 now and I struggle doing 8 reps with 60kg
Who /lookhard/ here?
Thanks to my dads genetics i look like a hard cunt, ans the way i dress just wmphasises that 'hard cunt' look.
>tfw at work if it kicks off I go out and everyone stops their shit.[ive never been in a fight since hs and would probably get knocked sparked out if they turned their anger towards me/spoiler]
>>28627536
>the UK can stand up to America or Russia
You are delusional.
>>28627682
>scots will unite with russia
>engerland wont stop sucking yank dick
>wales wont even get out of bed.
I thought these had sold out everywhere. Neat.
>>28627682
Why do you guys think there's going to be a fucking war if we leave the EU? You've been playing too much fucking Cod.
Nobody is going to attack a nuclear armed nation. That's the whole point of nuclear capabilities.
>>28627682
Who are you quoting? Because you obviously didn't quote me you silly bastard.
Firstly, why the fuck would we ever need to "stand up" to America? What, they're going to invade our rich fertile lands of potatoes and wheat? No point
Secondly, I never even implied that we would need to "stand up" to anybody. What I was getting at was our safety as a nation wouldn't be any different if we were in the EU or not.
Whether we were attacked by Botswana or fucking Russia, it would be retarded for them to do so.
Are you aware of the sheer fucking damage a single Trident missile can do? Attacking a nuclear-armed nation is retarded. Having all out war in the 21st century is retarded. YOU are retarded.
Stop sucking Cameron's cock and thinking we're on the brink of war over the fucking European Union for christ sake.
Can't wait for the EU to absorb all the nation states into a single superstate, lads.
Going to make non-stop NWO wrestling jokes until the Brussels stormtroopers kick down my door.
Shouting Hulk Hogan quotes as the jackboot goes through my skull.
>>28627718
>buying 3ds games
>>28627782
I wouldn't honestly rather join some muslim caliphate
>>28627786
More like buying 3DS games TWICE!
>I could have been in a relationship with her
>I had my chance
>I blew it
>now I'm all alone
>now she's happy with her bf
>my mouth tastes like salt
>hers tastes like strawberries
MAKE IT STOP
JUST FUCKING END THIS NOW
>>28627896
I'll shoot you in the head for a grand
I started nofap nine days ago and now whenever I close my eyes I see naked children.
Is this normal?
>>28627222
lather it with mustard
>>28627921
>paying somebody to kill me
Rather just call some local gangster a faggot ad hope he just throws me off a bridge.
Make Britain great again.
>>28627968
>taxi drivers
I see no problem with this. They are driving whitey around like good cucks.
>>28627718
god i hate getting german games just for that fucking age rating
>>28627979
They're also driving white teenage girls to their breeding locations. Who's the cuck now?
>>28627990
get back to your corner shop rasheed and serve the white man like a good little cuck you are
>>28627990
It happens but a whole lot. Most pakis are all customer service cucks.
>>28627968
>live in anywhere not birmingham, london or manchester.
Problem solved mate.
>>28627968
looks like a rape waiting to happen
>>28628060
fantasising about getting overwhelmed by a swarm of brown cocks again are we gazzer
>buy digital camera to take cute pics of myself off ebay
>seller lives in the same town
>offers to drop it off himself tomorrow
>it's the wrong fucking camera
Fucking pakis
In other news, some panties, tights and my tweezers arrived
The envelope containing the tights had "TIGHTS-CITY" written across it, good thing I got to the mail first
Still waiting for
This week
>bodystocking
>3x tights
>small scissors
>tshirt
>camisole
>camera
>moist/balm
>uncharted
31st May
>2x tights
>5x dresses
>ww camisole
>There's an archaic school of thought that a key that opens a lot of locks is a good key, but a lock opened by many keys is a bad lock. Too bad genitals aren't locking equipment.
>>28628156
>tfw you accept the camera like a good cuck
I read this thread periodically and who is poleaboo.
Is all this talking on the third person about him/her snippets from a best seller I never read.
>>28628189
I didn't notice at the time but I have since messaged him on ebay, he responded quickly and will be delivering the correct camera today at 4.30pm
Also got a driving lesson in 10 minutes
Instructor had a baby, so first lesson in 2 weeks or so
>>28627933
Yes, nofap makes everything possible.
>>28628156
How man guys will be fucking your boipussy this week?
>>28628221
god made nofap explicitly clear in the bible, he just forgot to mention how fucking cancerous the nu males will make it in the early 21st century
>>28627933
>>28628221
>>28628263
>no fap
>not enforced chastity training
get on my level
>>28628156
Your life is a mess lad.
>>28628278
i fuck about with nootropics and meditation, much better results than nofap and i get to keep my arsetickling vibrator
>>28628192
Fuck off newfag. Go read reddit 'periodically'.
>>28628263
where? All he says is looking at someone with lust is as bad as adultery. That doesn't account for masturbation with no porn
Don't tell me you're a catholic 'all ejaculation that does not take place inside a woman's womb unprotected' cuck because you misinterpret onan?
>>28627536
>nuclear armed nation
Which isn't us. Our nukes are owned by and can only be used with authorisation from the US.
So, which do you want? To have a voice in a parliament only a few hundred miles from our capital as we participate in the greatest nation to be born by humans, or to be controlled from thousands of miles across the atlantic by a superpower whose only interest in us is a landing strip and who are responsible for emasculating our empire and reducing us to nothing more than their protectorate?
I know what I'd choose. Vote Remain.
>>28628278
Didn't you say you wanked yesterday though? You take it off and wank anyway, what's the point paki?
>tfw getting my dick sucked for 50 quid later on grindr by an old guy
Any advice guys?
>>28628332
>Our nukes are owned by and can only be used with authorisation from the US.
Not true at all, you can't just pull shit out of your arse and claim it as a fact, even if you're posting on an anonymous mongolian cartoon board.
>>28628344
Obviously I'm going to work towards staying locked up longer each time
Current record is around 36 hours
>>28628352
Are you actually gay or gay for pay?
>>28628371
>Current record is around 36 hours
That's literally nothing. You're not even trying.Just like your life
>>28628374
Just for pay. I'm just worried I won't maintain an erection.
>tfw I'm to depressed to masturbate
Gona do it lads going to join the military, maybe if we go to war I'll die and then my parents won't think I'm a failure.
>>28628397
Yeah, he's going to not pay you if you don't even stay hard. Better look up some old man gay porn to try and get used to the idea.
Why are you so desperate for 50 quid anyway?
>Tfw trying to epilate my legs and they look like a bumpy bleeding pizza
this shit better be worth it
>>28628431
you won't even get through training you fagatron
>>28628431
join the Rhodesian army like a good lad
>>28628431
kek, wait till you look up joining the military. Even they don't take anyone these days. There are requirements, including a hefty fitness test. If you don't work out, you won't pass it.
>>28628431
>going to join the military
>willingly giving your life for the interests of Israel and pedos
Literally lmaoing at your life. Go abroad and help some fucking orphans out in Thailand or something if you want to give your life some meaning.
Joining the military is just pathetic unless the nation is directly threatened like in WW2. You wont be respected, you'll always be "that guy who joined because he literally had nothing else to do"
>>28628471
>/brit/ meetup
>>28628480
>that guy who joined because he literally had nothing else to do
More like that guy who joined and couldn't even get through basic. I know a robot who tried, joined, he crashed and burned. His life is a mess now.
>>28628471
https://youtu.be/2wybow3G7E8
>>28628490
guy on the far left looks like a typical /brit/ poster desu
>>28628263
>god made nofap explicitly clear in the bible
Verse?
>>28628575
Bullshit 17:19
>>28628459
Better to try and pass training then let my fucking life continue to unravel before my eyes mate, I'm literally done.
>>28628471
Look like a happy bunch of lads.
>>28628479
Fitness I'll give you but the requirements don't see that much, seems like you just need a couple gsces maybe some ucas points if you want do something beside marching and cleaning a gun.
>>28628480
Go abroad and help orphans literally how mate, volunteering places aren't going to pay for me to go meet some orphans, it'd be a fucking waste for both of us.
Don't want to be respected mate, want to stop leeching of my parents, and literally yeah join because my life is a reck, better than the guy who's life is a reck and he's doing fuck all about it.
>>28628592
All I'm saying is joining army won't do anything. Why do you think so many army fags kill themselves? They are like you, thinking army is the last hope and then it ends up being a shit show.
>>28628592
>Fitness I'll give you
Start working out now. Join a gym and work out for about 6-8 months, get in decent shape before applying.
you have 10 SECONDS to post a comfier album
http://nestfin.bandcamp.com/album/within-a-decade
Hello it is my birthday =3
>>28628609
I don't know mate, you make a good point the alternative is just as bleak. army life is a shit show, but robot life honestly doesn't seem that much better.
>>28628633
Yeah that's good advice anon, atleast gym will get me out the fucking house.
>>28628479
Also if you've ever been on any kind of mental illness medication like anxiety, depression etc, you'll need to have been off it for like 2+ years.
>>28626892
No sex first year.
Second year banged a fuckbuddy three times a week, then met my current gf and we'd bang almost every day.
Meeting girls comes first, banging comes second
Gonna go to the gym for the first time in like 2 months
Back and shoulders today, chest and arms tomorrow and then maybe a bike ride on Thurs if the weather is banging
>>28628731
>Yeah that's good advice anon, atleast gym will get me out the fucking house.
Yeah lad, gym will get you out and doing something. You'll also start looking up online on food and how to do certain lifts etc. It'll take some time off and give you something to do.
Start off slow, 2-3 times a week but aim to go 4 times a week and another one day where it's pure cardio, like a run in the park for 40 minutes. So 5 days of working out a week. I take it your neet so finding time won't be an issue.
>>28628731
If it wasn't for the gym, I would've never done any of
>>28628789
this.
Never went to the gym first year. Went to the gym in the summer before second year.
Take that as you will.
>>28628355
Sadly it's true.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/defence-and-security-blog/2014/jul/01/trident-nuclear-weapons-uk
>>28628857
God damn, we've become such a joke country.
>tfw missed out on promotion to a part timer because I'm not as fast as they are because they've got 5x more experience at the job than me
>tfw suicidal thoughts are becoming more thought out
Maybe I should see a doctor, if I wasn't so depressed maybe I could be more efficient at life
>>28628857
We rely on the US for the maintenance and lifespan of our nuclear defence sure but nothing is stopping us from independently launching warheads ourselves right now.
Of course, we likely never would but the whole "we can't retaliate without US permission" is bullshit.
>>28629031
It's not though it's literally true. Do you think the US would do nothing if we nuked Europe or Russia? Get your head out of the sand please.
>>28629005
I am six months into my job and I am on the verge of killing myself. The never ending cycle of work and paying bills drives me to the brink. There is no time to ever do anything enjoyable or to imporve as a person. I now just eat shit food and never exercise and waste whatever time I do get off browsing /Britfeel/.
Every moment I'm not at work I am thinking about going back to work and it makes me depressed. Maybe if I had any friends or a gf I could talk to someone about it, but I don't so I can't.
I don't understand how people struggle through 40 or 50 years of this, because this is what work/life is for most people.
>>28628708
Happy birthday lad.
Original birthdayfeels
>>28629060
>Do you think the US would do nothing if we nuked Europe or Russia?
I literally never said that. We have control over our own nuclear arsenal.
Would America rape us to death if we nuked Europe? Of course they fucking would
Do we need to ask permission before a launch? Of course not, that would be absolutely retarded and defeat the point of us having nuclear weapons in the first place.
The article you posted has nothing in it to suggest that was the case, it simply says we need America because they're the ones who we buy them from, not because they control how we use them.
>>28629100
Well the goal for most people is to try and get a better job, one they won't hate as much.
>>28629116
>We have control over our own nuclear arsenal
We do not. They are owned by the Americans.
slowly get invaded by pakis,
vs
the off chance someone else would bother to invade us.
jee choices.
>>28628708
Hello mate and happy birthday!
>>28629149
Your choices are
>pakis from north africa and the middle east (IN)
>pakis from south asia (OUT)
>>28629129
I'd happily live on minimum wage my whole life if I could do a job I enjoyed surrounded by people who don't mind my company, why does this seem like an impossible goal though?
Why do other people deserve to enjoy life whilst I feel everyday is a push?
>>28629189
Because most minimum wage jobs are completely shit. The comfy jobs are higher up positions.
Poleaboo is back from his driving lesson
We did roundabout, it went alright
he kept talking me through it though
In general need to keep an eye on my positioning
>>28629177
if south asia isn't your immediate choice there's something wrong with you
mussies diluted with sikhs and hindus is better than 100% concentrated desert mohammedans
Why haven't you volunteered in a foreign country for "free" lodging, food and beer?
>>28629336
Because you have to pay a large amount of money to get on one of those programmes, hence it's not really free and you don't get anything out of it.
>>28629286
Fucking hurry up and jump off something high dude jesus Christ how shit does your life have to be to make up some shitty imaginary friend and then blog about their life on an imageboard
>>28629355
>you don't get anything out of it
Except feeling of accomplishment and the chance to finger a Norwegian student behind the sauna.
>>28629286
What happens if you need to take the third exit but someone who joined at the second exit and is just on the inside of you is also leaving at the third exit?
>>28629444
Just wait until a situation I understand manifests
No harm in waiting
>>28629461
That'll really impress the girl in the car if you keep going round and round.
Mind you she'd probably be in the boot knowing you.
>>28629444
Slam on and beep your horn like a mad cunt
>>28629336
I'm going to teach English in Asia, so hopefully I can get some free shit.
>>28629444
Drive alongside them in the next lane and then give the signal for them to roll down their window, roll down yours too and shout at them for a few seconds before throwing a half melted mcflurry into their car and speeding away.
I'm going to pose as a black man on Tinder, and trick white girls into saying they want black willy.
Then I blackmail them.
Good idea?
I'm trying to lose weight
Is it okay to eat ANYTHING as long as I count the calories?
I don't mean stuff like takeaways but more like crisps
I don't care about being unhealthy as long as I'm skinny
>>28629525
not to freak you out anon, but most people these days would not be very surprised at young women having sex drives, nor sleeping with people of different ethnicities
unless you plan on freaking out their racist granny or something, but it's still a no from me
>>28629525
It's not the 60s mate, no one gives a shit about interracial sex any more
>>28629576
Yeah, as long as you calorie count you'll lose weight
Calculate how many calories you burn in a day, just Google it it's pretty easy, just needs your weight and height etc. It's usually like 2000 - and eat 500 less than that.
Don't forget to factor in whatever excercise you do and eat back those calories burned
>>28629576
yes
but eat healthy lad, come on, eat some fruit and veggies
workout your BMR http://scoobysworkshop.com/calorie-calculator/
then eat 300-500cal under your maintenance
>>28629525
Don't blackmail, just never show up to your date.
so tired of being a neet, turning 26 next month..
>>28629648
>Don't forget to factor in whatever excercise you do and eat back those calories burned
well that just defeats the purpose doesn't it
>>28629585
>>28629618
>would date girls who had slept with niggers
The cucks are out early today.
>>28629618
>>28629585
FUCK OFF NIGGER LOVERS
>>28629675
>>28629701
You can post your /pol/ meme responses all you want, but most people, outside of extremely conservative Asian and UKIP voting households, do not give a fuck about race.
>>28629669
Not at all
Let's say I burn 2500 calories in a day just from sitting on my arse
I eat 2000. Then I cycle to work and burn 800
Now I'm at a 1300 deficit which is unhealthy if it becomes a regular thing. Health problems will occur if I keep this up.
So I eat 800 more, which puts me back at the optimum healthy weight loss of 500 fewer per day. You will see results very quickly.
If you want to gain weight, just go 500 over. I went from 8.5 stone to 11.5 stone over the course of about a year
>>28629715
Most people do, hence the state London is in with segregation.
>>28629497
Which part of asia? Going for some prime chinky cun cun?
>>28629715
MOST PEOPLE IN THE NORTH ARE STILL RACIST
>>28629752
Hong Kong mate. I am a virgin so probably not. I am so upset with life in this country that I am making one last go of it somewhere else. Most likely I will just become depressed and end up killing myself. I can't face decades of meaningless soulless employment in this country.
>>28629728
you may as well not do exercise if you're just going to eat to make it up
not to mention 800 calories of cycling is insane, like three hours for a normal weight human
>>28629787
Not at all, I work 6 miles away and I cycle that once a day, 12 miles at 15mph ish on a bike is 800 calories
And of course there's a point in doing excercise, at the end of the day you still want a healthy heart and shit
>to lose 2 pounds I need a 1000 calorie deficit
Poleaboo is genuinely considering eating nothing but breakfast
>>28629654
Will be 25 in just over a month
Mummy is going to throw me a small party again, such pain
>>28629777
Poleaboo is from the north
They're not
>>28629779
Good choice, I've been to Hong Kong and it's great. Hong Kong hookers are pretty good
>>28629728
I'm trying to bulk but final year uni stress has thrown a spanner in the works. I'm done next week so I can start bulking properly, although there isn't a cheap butchers near me which I'm gutted about
>>28629839
It's also fast and about an hour and half in total, you must be very fit or lying.
>>28629651
The blackmail is because I need money
>>28629777
YOU'RE A PAKI THOUGH
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE RACIST TO YOUR FACE WHICH IS ILLEGAL
WE SAVE IT FOR WHEN WE GET HOME
>>28629904
They're on tinder, they won't care what people think of them especially if they're willing to hook up with a black guy.
>>28629918
>>28629841
MEANT THAT FOR YOU
>>28629841
ALSO THAT TRANNIE SHIT IS EMBARRASSING
YOU SAID YOURSELF THAT IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE, NOW YOU'RE PICKING IT UP AGAIN BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THINK YOUR FAKE
>>28629848
>Butchers
>Cheap
Oh lawd
Butchers meat is usually like 1.5x more than my local supermarket, which is annoying because the quality is infinitely better
Weight gainer is very good. Cheap, lean protein and you're looking at about 1300 calories if you mix it with milk. Be careful which brand you buy as some have fuck loads of sugar in which is retarded
>>28629869
It's about 45 mins each way so yeah that's about right.
I'm not really fit, people just don't realise how far/fast they can go when they actually try
>>28629949
>YOU SAID YOURSELF THAT IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE,
That was just post masturbation guilt
I know what I want
>>28629966
>not really fit
Mate if that's you you're having a fucking giggle, your bf% is so low I can see your abs.
I've reached the point where I can only wank to japanese public humiliation videos
>>28629841
Who does she invite, your family? My party for 25th was the least-attended by family members last year rofl.
>>28629969
I JUST SEEMS TO COINCIDE WITH SHITSTORM FROM LAST WEEK VERY CLOSELY
>>28630061
Yeah, just family
I'll try and tell her not to do anything, not to buy a cake either
>>28630084
Barely a shitstorm, that guy was making crap up
I've sent a freedom of information request to RGU and they will give brief info regarding suspensions relating to stalking
>>28629966
you have to be taking the piss
my local butcher does 5kg of chicken for 20 quid
>you will NEVER experience cumming at the same time as a girl while you're inside her
>you will NEVER feel her pussy tense up around your throbbing dick while you pump your man yoghurt into her
>>28630499
done both
>>28630246
What the fuck, I'd have to buy frozen from tesco to get that kind of deal
I'll have a look in my butchers at what their chicken breast is at but I'm pretty sure it's like 0.88/100g
Sat up crying last night listening to depressing music with the curtains close lads.
>>28630576
you can get 12 fresh not frozen chicken breasts from iceland for a tenner
>>28630014
Haha, gutted you faggot dog whisperer
Rewatching nathan for you, so good
>tfw no girIfriend
>>28630630
It's a big show
>>28629286
>tfw got my L plates 3 years ago
>still on them
>learners license expires in a year
>only have half the hours
Annoying teens behind me on the train and their pda.
YOLO used unironically
The guy has blue hair and is "metal"
So edgy but really middle class and ambitionless.
Annoyingly dim and childish girl.
2 hours more suffering to go
Someone pick what name I start tagging with 3-5 letters not fag or homo mostly going to do stencil work
>>28630804
And she's worried about being a slut.
How do I fuck with them?
>>28630832
Banksy
>>28630832
fagmo
>tfw im almost feeling cold
bless maybe tonight will not be too hot to sleep for once
>>28630832
Hosex
Greets britcucks.
I'm Persian , the greatest nation to live.
What can you diss me with? Mudslime? We aren't like those degenerate pigs and we don't speak Akbar.
Persia #1
>>28630928
>Persian
you are so irrelevant I had to google who you are
>>28630928
Aren't Persians just like, cats?
>>28630928
oh where the rugs come from?
>>28630928
How does it feel having spent several centuries being cucked by Turks?
>>28630977
Dunno about then but we own turks no . >>28630976
And yes , most expensive and best rugs ever
>>28630884
>>28630865
>>28630857
nicely done lads
about to go and be sick lads~
Probably gonna have some tapas for tea, lads
>>28628480
>Go abroad and help some fucking orphans out in Thailand or something
This costs money.
>>28628749
does this mean I can't get drafted or go onto some kind of last reserve backup list in case of war
neat
>>28631125
Take a pic of the bog bowl
College ends this year and I am utterly sick of further education. Huge waste of time. Thinking about joining the French Foreign Legion instead.
Is it a good plan?
Better than sitting in the house collecting dole money anyway.
>>28629102
>>28629176
Thank you!
DAMMIT ROBOT, LET ME THANK THEM
>>28630576
to be fair my uni is a proper sports uni so I think they're trying to capitalise on that
>>28630607
Sort yourself out you fanny
A car ended up balancing on another car's roof after a six-vehicle pile-up on the M6
>>28631222
why not just join the British army?
FL is usually for people looking to get away
>>28631222
do you post on /who/?
Some 13th century advice on etiquette from Daniel of Beccles Do not attack your enemy while he is squatting to defecate.
>>28631436
Thanks, Daniel of Beccles!
Sixth Form wants to kick me out cause i stopped going to one of my three lessons, final exams of my education life are next month. What do bots?
>>28631543
pass the exams because you learnt the shit on your own steam without going to lessons?
either that or an hero
what's better than two Hollys
>>28631579
Three Hollys
>>28631579
>using facebook
I want normies to fuck off
>>28631592
Got the pic off instagram actually via twitter
>>28631222
FFL are basically third world IED fodder
>>28631674
don't even think of france as French anymore, just see it as that place with all the pakis.
quite sad really.
>>28631579
Classic example of 'fit from far away'
Rachel is the true gem of our nation
>>28628156
So you going full on tranny?
>>28631766
>breaks up with husband to get with chad
>true gem of our nation
I suppose it makes sense. It shows what the british woman is like.
Feeling quite British today lads
>>28631736
>don't even think of france as French anymore, just see it as that place with all the pakis.
>quite sad
Anybody have AQA FP3 tomorrow?
Quick, what's the best way to hide 16k in cash?
>>28631736
Not many pakis in France, m8. They're all Arabs and niggers
>>28631837
i'll hold it for you mate no worries
>>28631789
Yup
Going to try dropping 50 lbs before trying to get on HRT (I'm 170 now)
>>28631837
Give it to the police, that way it will quickly disappear
>>28631838
>Not many pakis in France, m8. They're all Arabs and nigger
>>28631838
>arabs and niggers
so pakis
>>28631837
put in anus...
not even original comment
>>28631837
Under the bed.
>>28631837
Put it in a bank account. If you're claiming bennies then it's just a "how much do you have in savings" and you pick a number below 1000.
>>28626467
A Level Politics?
is this like /brit/ but for autists (even bigger autists than /brit/ i mean)?
