>"You're boring!"
As if everyone else on the planet is balls to the walls of excitement.
>>28624299
>'Get off my board normie REEEEEEEE'
I legit cried everytime.
>get back to work anon
I stopped pursuing women when a robot enlightened me to the fact that women always want an entertainer. Thought back throughout my life and my dad's always been the one coming up with plans and things to do. Mom only did habitual things with us.
I can't stand when women want us to be interesting and entertaining. It's such a turnoff because it's always so one sided.
>meeting an interesting female in the current year
>why do you act like that?
>it was better when you weren't here
Women who demand to be constantly entertained are worth less than nothing. They're basically debt in human form, because you get nothing out of them.
Entertain yourself, bitch. Find a fucking hobby other than laying back and staring at the wall while Chad jams his dick in and out of you. Worthless pigs.
>"he looks like he's braindead"
>"Be Normal like us Anon"
Oh fuck no
>"he looks so lost in life"
I was, and I still am.
The fact that they mention it isn't comforting either.
>Stacey: you remind me of Donny Dark except...
>Me: Except what?
>Chad: haha they mean you're like Donny Dark except you're unattractive
They all then commenced to laugh as I turn red and fantasize about shooting up the school.
>>28624460
you should have done it
>>28624299
>I think its just too big anon
>>28624460
*Darko
Fucking auto correct
>>28624472
I was eventually institutionalized a year later for violent threats, a suicide attempt and self inflicted burn/razor wounds.
>"who is that scary looking guy?"
it was a girl who said this too.
>Chad to Stacey: "I'm nice to Anon! You should be nice to kids like Anon so when they come shoot the school up they'll let you live!"
>Stacey: "Oh my gawd so you'll let him shoot me?"
>they both laugh
honestly should have done it desu
>You're just a shitty fucking person
>>28624299
>>28624344
>>28624369
rreeeeeeeeeeeeeererrererereeeeRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROROROROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>Stop talking about me
Wew. "friend"
"I never liked you"
Not even the words, more that I believed they genuinely liked me for all that time.
need more soul crushing statements 2bh
>You're the kind of guy who is cute until he opens his mouth
It sort of hit me then and there that even if I was getting what I wanted I was just being strung along as much as she wanted until she found someone better.
What I said didn't matter, even if she made a point to never say anything of value, because I wasn't there to be a person or partner I was just there as a stand-in.
>>28624299
>"I wish I didn't give birth to you."
>>28625011
this this this this THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28624299
>I will crush your soul with all my might!
>>28625011
That's awful.
Context please
>>28625148
I didn't live up to my mother's expectations.
>>28624547
>"they'll let you live!"
>delusional whore thinking it doesn't make her higher up the list
>>28624299
Why can't you just die? (GOD)
>"I will never introduce you to anyone because I think I'm ashamed of you."
I think that's the worst thing she ever said to me.
>>28624299
They never say it to my face.
But once women find out I am NEET with a bleak future, they just kinda start to ignore me little by little.
Girls like my personality and I look okay, they just hate I don't have money. I'm basically "friend" material. Fuck that I don't need friends.
>>28624299
>"Do you ever smile, anon?"
>"Oh, its you, the weirdo who never talks!"
>"You're not gonna go far, anon"
>>28624299
>when the girl i have a crush on discusses with her friends the guys they find cute and they are 10x more chadful than me
>your smile and laugh are creepy
FINE I WILL JUST STOP DOING BOTH
>Why do u always look so depressed :(
>put your soul in this hydraulic press
>lol u look like such a creeper
>you look like a stalker
>Keep to myself
>"Why are you so shy?"
I'm not shy, you're just not worth my time
>>28626267
u srs or just memin'?
>Sir, you need to show initiative.
FUCK YOU, RAMON
NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU FOR A REASON
>in middle school trying to help some girls with schoolwork
>they dont understand what im trying to explain and act ignorant
>i say something along the lines of:"i think you're supposed to it like this"
>girl:"no one cares about what you think though"
>girls laugh
>they end up failing the project
i was just trying to do something good REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Going through a depressive episode after my mother passed,
>"You know, if you're going to kill yourself you should just do it"
>>28624299
Can I ask how you knew I was back? I don't recall telling you any dates.
>>28624367
Holy shit. Get your shit together friend. We love you.
>you're so smart
>I'm sure you're good at something
>don't give up, life gets better
normies are full of shit
>>28624334
Get off my board normie. If someone said this, you are a normie.
Heard this one in my senior year of high school.
>OMG there are no cute guys in this class
Stupid fucking shallow roasties. Worst part, they were 3/10s at best.
>At a party the other day
>Finally feel like a normie
>Remain quiet while friends play a drinking game
>Cute girl sitting next to me just looks at me and says "you could smile a little bit anon, fuck"
>Lose my spaghetti
I ALMOST blended with the normie crew, what should I reply to that next time?
>>28624299
>you're awkward!
Fuck you fuck you fuck you, stupid fucking normie stacy slut fucking burn hate hate hate hate
>>28625065
I wish someone said this to me
>>28628382
"sorry i'm just tired"
>>28628382
"my smile isn't all that great"
>>28624299
"You're anti social "
>"friends don't kiss friends"
''Grove Street come to do damage''
>>28624299
"I found your 'poo poo chest' son. "
>"do you even have friends, anon?"
>"what do you even do all day?"
>FUCK OFF ANON JUST FUCK OFF NOBODY HERE EVEN LIKES YOU
they all laughed at me as i ran home
it wasnt that funny when i came back later that day with my dads gun
i didnt go through with it though
>>28624547
Had this happen as well back in highschool. Annoying.
>you're weird
Literally every person I have ever met makes this statement at some point, fuck even my parents. When I ask what I do that is weird I get no reply or "you're just weird".
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28624299
>You don't know what it's like to love someone that doesn't give a fuck about you
I believe it was something along the lines of this. It was from a girl i had catfished into a relationship with me, she said this after i ended our 2 year long relationship.
![[Doki] Mangaka-san to Assistant-san to - 01 (1280x720 Hi10P AAC) [E1619D1B].mkv_snapshot_02.13_[2014.07.21_14.59.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ocCWwS7.jpg "[Doki] Mangaka-san to Assistant-san to - 01 (1280x720 Hi10P AAC) [E1619D1B].mkv_snapshot_02.13_[2014.07.21_14.59.43].jpg")
>>28629840
>not raping all the normies assholes
you fucked up senpai
>>28624299
>I can't stand this anymore, I swear if it continues you'll go live with your father.
Now this isn't much, but repeat it like 2-3 times a week and it becomes really tiring, especially when you try as hard as you can not to be a burden.
a friend left her fb open on my found when i was in middle school and i saw all these messages with another friend of mine making fun of me and deciding they were both going to hate me from now on... they actually said that lol.. it was years ago but i still think about it sometimes
>>28630028
phone not found. autocorrect
>>28624460
>implying this happened
lulz
>>28626267
>implying you get to control worth
>>28624299
Best friend
>I'd be envious of your body if you were a girl
Her acquaintance who had nationally ranked culturist/fitness bf at the time
>You'd make a great fuccboi
Fuck them fat bitches. I just wanna be normal not a freak.
>>28629986
As if you didn't love her and she doesn't give a fuck about you enough to give you a minute of her time if she saw who you really were. Dumb whores.
>>28630198
Yeah, it sucks. If she knew what i looked like she would have never talked to me. Fake relationships like that are the worst since you're going to be seeing a lot of compliments directed at the appearance of the person as opposed to the character, the only thing that is you, but i guess no one really ever complements their partner on their character and mannerisms.
>>28625148
Pretty much every single mother
Our birth signals the end of the easy cock carousel for them, they actually have to put in a minute amount of effort now (though not nearly as much as the average male).
>>28624299
>you're boring
>who could ever love you? don't fool yourself
>whaaat? crush? I never even liked you, creep
>don't look, he's coming this way
>don't talk to me, fuck off
>whats that smell? oh its just anon
>do you think you can please a woman with that baby dick?
>I just wish you'd fucking die
>no-one cares, no-one ever cared about you so fuck off
that's just a few things
>tell corny joke
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP, ANON. NOONE WAS TALKING TO YOU"
>"O-ok..sorry"
>I'm boring
>But this normie over here who doesn't really say much has a gf and 200 friends
Boring seems like a meme people use when they can't say ugly.
>it was better when you didn't talk
Tried to make friends one time, what a mistake.
I'm swole so I never have to worry about people telling me this shit because they know I'd beat their ass.
I know they hate me, but they still have to deal with me being there. If someone has a problem with me and thinks about acting on it, I give him a look and he looks off in the other direction and shuts the fuck up. I've had to slap a few people before, but they never did shit about it.
>>28624547
Glad I'm American because I've never heard this bs said to me.
>>28624646
memes aside this pic is dropping redpills like no tomorrow
in today's dating world, men are ultimately completely replaceable. even if you're married with kids you're replaceable
is the only solution to obtain a bunch of side bitches and fight fire with fire? fuck that desu
>anon you're so perfect beautiful handsome
>just kidding 1st april
fucking normie bitch
she looked like crimson chin with big tits
>high school
>child development
>playing with kids in the CDC (bassically a place where teachers or students drop off their children ages 2-5)
>playing with kids for that sweet, sweet XP
Now, I'm already a shy kind of insecure guy. No one at the school talked to me and when they did it was usaully "som' smell like sheeit" or "she like you"(psych bish)
I figured maybe the kids'll like me. I can be a role model.
>was for a while
>two or three days in
>Boy I fairly know playing in corner next to another boy and the teacher (more of a watcher)
>go over to them
>" hey man. What's up?"
His words were my exact fears going into this class
"Leave me alone. I don't like you."
That was the day I found out what authors mean when they say the characters' heart sank or they felt crushed.
Kid was a Chad. He played with every kid in there, played football and baseball, and was the best kid cognitively speaking.
There was no words of comfort from the teacher. Just a smirk playing on her lips.
He didn't even soften the blow by saying "I don't 'really' like you." No. He meant at all.
It hurt me so much.
>"I've never looked at you that way."
original comment
>>28631050
so what you're saying is you're a large guy
>>28626198
that's really rough, no one should suppress their happiness out of self consciousness.
"Best" friend: >"You should go home, Anon, you are ruining the mood in here and others think that too."
>"We are not friends, Anon."
>>28628353
That's the easiest thing in the world to riposte, literally all you had to do was look at her and say "I have the same problem with the girls."
>>28628382
you could just say you zoned out a bit, honestly you don't really owe the bitch anything though. I'd probably just shrug down at her. Part of being confident is not losing your spaghetti when someone says something like that about you, not caring implies that she is alone in her opinion and reacting justifies it.
>jokingly tap girl classmate in head(mind you, she jokes around with everyone including me)
>i forget the exact wording, but she says "No girl would ever want you." along the lines in a serious tone
>mfw i was slapped by a truth bomb for no reason despite me already knowing this
fuck women seriously
>>28624547
At that point you go for broke and just tell them they'd be at the top of the list, in a "totally not gonna kill you haha" way. Worst case they never talk to you, best case at least one person with a good sense of humor laughs
>You need to disappear. From everyone. Before you ruin someone else's life.
Words to live by. I haven't made a friend since. I don't have family either. I've learned my lesson one too many times.
Sometimes it's hard not having anyone I can fall back on and rely on. I get through the especially painful days by pretending the people of omegle are my friends. But I can never bother them with my presence long term. I've gone as far as to add someone from there on skype before realizing how stupid I was being.
>>28626412
I'm generally not an angry person, but this made me dig my fingers into the tops of my mouse buttons I snapped one off.
>>28624299
>I'm beginning to regret ever being with you
> no one on this planet is ever going to want to be with you.
It rained a lot that day....
Everyone in this thread is such a little pussy bitch. Another person's opinion does not define you.
>>28633400
clever
too clever
>you're weird
>we thought you were gonna shoot up the place! xD
I fucking hate normies.
>>28633459
Thnks. Your opinion on this whole matter means a lot.
>>28633459
Spoken like a true normie. Its not defining as long as its not the only thing you hear. So listen here you little fuck. No one has ever told me im attractive, not even my mother. There was only one girl I got close with and she said I wasnt good looking. How is that not defining? I can think whatever I want in front of the mirror but that doesn't make me attractive. What makes me attractive is others thinking it's true. It's the one thing in your personality that's defined by others since they are the ones who decide if they are attracted to you, just as you find others attractive or not. The collective opinion of others of you is basically what we measure as attractiveness
>keep to myself at work
>announced that I'm leaving for another job
>"How did you even get it? I bet you didn't even speak at the interview!"
Only one more week and I'll leave that shithole forever.
>>28624299
>No one wants you here.
I was 14 but still
>>28624367
That's actually real wow
BottomKek, I don't want to feel this feel anymore.
>>28631910
For you
Oreginalio Caremelentio
>>28631050
>I'm swole so I never have to worry about people telling me this shit because they know I'd beat their ass.
Same boat. Now people just talk shit behind my back. At least i don't have to hear it out loud anymore. Had to defend myself a lot before being swole, not once since i got big. I honestly worry about what i'd do, since i do not understand what kind of damage my new body is capable of, especially in an adrenaline rush.
People calling lifting a meme are half correct. It doesn't fix your problems, but it does earn you enough respect from normies so that they leave you alone. And this point in my life, i just want to be left alone. I no longer have to worry about getting made fun of or being the butt of joke to my face anymore. For a lifelong robot, who knows he has no chance of escaping his fate, being swole will protect you from future insults and degradation in public, but it can't change the past that you remember so vividly and haunts you everyday. In fact, it kind of makes it worse, because you begin to wonder if all that could have been avoided if you'd have been swole before, and if you'd have avoided it, then maybe you wouldn't have turned out this way in the end. It's less a fix, and more of a coping mechanism.
>tfw physically healthy but mentally a disaster.
Bottomkek, please
>>28633926
you beat me to it, friendo
>>28626412
>they end up failing a project
Karma's a bitch.
>>28634036
>>28633926
this is apex feel, lads
I need sleep
>if you're never going to get implants you should just kill yourself already
I had it fucking easy, i feel sorry for all of you
>Was too kind to everyone so they didn't want to tell me any soul-crushing shit to hurt my feelings
>TFW I could still tell everyone hated me and didn't want me to be around them, as if they're dying to say "Why do you fucking exist?" and wanted me to go kill myself
> "You walk out that door and I'll never speak to you again"
I feel so trapped and alone, I wish I could walk out that door
>why are you so quiet?
>do you have autism?
>why dont you ever laugh?
"You're a freak "
It's weird because I still get sad when I remember it ,even through my gf calls me freak a lot
>>28634511
>gf
fucking normo. dont think you can get away with mocking us like that
>if only you weren't like this
>Would you please leave me alone?
>Oh, come on, just shut up. No one cares.
I flipped my shit at the last one
>why don't you ever leave your room anymore?
>why don't you socialize with us
fucking flatmates
>Anon, you look just like Jonah Hill!
you look like Mr bean
It hurt a lot
>>28635258
One of the most insulting observations i've ever heard.
>>28624367
In Feels, we are all one.
>Ew, that guy looked at me.
>>28625006
ive gotten something kinda like this before
>I always thought you would shoot up the school until you started talking, then I realized you're chill
this is good r-right
>STOP LOOKING AT ME
>screamed at me in a crowded room full of other students
s-sorry
>what's anon gonna say about this? He's ANON
>hey anon you should just go gay since you can't get any girls
>haha look at that weird awkward nerdy guy! he's just like anon! (mocking that guy's posture)
>get away from me anon
>will you be my girlfriend?
>anon, no, you're like my brother
>he looks like hes going to be a serial killer
>he looks like hes gonna be a rapist
>he looks like hes gonna be a necrophiliac
>7th grade math class
>Had no friends, never talked
>Staring at the clock waiting for period to end
>Stacy sitting across from me says out loud "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
>Tried to say just the clock but I stutter and get ignored
>Stacy turns back to her friends and I hear her say something about how I'm so freaking weird.
7th grade was the closet I've come to legit wanting to kill my classmates. I even daydreamed during my math class how I'd murder everyone.
>Why are you even talking to me
It's not the fact that you don't want to talk to me, it's the fact that you view yourself as so superior to me that you can just dismiss me like that and not see a problem with it, and neither does anybody else. I said like one sentence because you were talking about something I happen to know a fair bit about.
Fuck normies man.
>>28638166
day dreaming about killing peoples normal tho, right?
>You look like that guy from Drake & Josh!
>They didn't mean Drake.
>>28638299
Josh is hell handsome now
>>28624299
>At restaurant with family
>We see a middle aged guy eating by himself
>My dad says, "Look, it's anon"
>Uproarious laughter
Come on, dad. I've still got your Chad looks, don't do me like that. I can still make it.
My mom said to me "don't you have any friends?"
it really hurt because I obviously don't. She didn't mean it to be hurtful she's just worried about me since my brother has a social life and goes out and has fun.
when your parents pity you about shit like that it fucking sucks.
>>28638089
>she was actually your sister
>>28624344
My personal experience is a bit different, my dad literally just went to work and drank growing up. My mom was the only one who entertained us
Weird to give up on women as a result of a very strange generalization
>>28637948
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>>28630962
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>>28624375
let me give you a *hug*
sorry robots, i hope something great happens to you soon and you won't even remember those words anymore.
>>28624299
From highschool one of my "friends"
>We don't talk to you about serious stuff because you make a joke out of everything
>tell him to bring up any topic
>he's bitching about it and never bring it up again
In last year of highschool the same guy
>Glad you're still being the clown haha
FUUUUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Years after highschool my only "friend"
>he asks me to go help him with his exam work
>agree
>he gets two more guys to help him
>they talk casualy the way home
>they agree on going out one night
>friend forgets about me
>when he realizes
>"Hey Anon we should go out drinking too sometimes, i can't even remember when we did that last time haha"
>"S-sure"
>mfw we never went out to drink
>mfw he just said it so he looks better in his actual friends eyes
the last one hurt more than everything since he was the only one i used to talk to
he's just a fucking dick a fucking dick r-right
>>28624299
>"awwww it's so cute"
couldn't get a boner afterwards
>You aren't unattractive, just beta
It's not soul crushing, but how do I stop being beta?
>>28633710
wow bro you're so red pilled dude you're too cool you see the world for what it REALLY IS and not this fairytale lala land that the normies see it as.
Fucking grow up dude nobody's ever called me attractive either but I don't hate everyone in the world because of it. I look in the mirror and tell myself I'm attractive because really the only opinion that matters is your own and the sooner you realize that the sooner you can get off this hell hole. Robots are so fucking stupid.
I can't contribute to this thread as I don't talk to anyone but my family. Bunch of failed Normies in here
>>28640363
>denial
we laugh at people like you, why are you here?
>>28640330
beta is cute to some girls anon. not all have the same taste
>>28640330
How comes that it's even bringed into a conversation
>it's funny anon, you look like one of those guys who shot up that one college
>you seem kinda like them too
>>28624547
>Stacey: "Oh my gawd
This is the most irritating thing that sluts say every day.
>>28640562
How do I find these girl? And do they want doormats? I'm not a doormat
>>28640586
What're you saying
>>28628349
>I'm sure you're good at something
this is the worst
>>28640468
Lmao what denial?
Also I'm here because I hate myself and I want to die, but I don't dwell on the past like you retards
>>28641040
Haha cool man, you fit right in. ;)
>>28626203
Hello r eddit my old friend... it's time to ree at you again.
>>28624299
i've heard this so many times and people will wonder why i stay silent all the time and always keep a closed face
>>28641080
hehe thanks buddy :^)
>>28624299
>You've got no common sense
It just hurts.
It was my father admitting I was behind everyone else around me.
I can write papers. I'm great at academics. I simply can't use a hammer or live in the moment at all.
I would probably be the man in this video. He's a professor at a college, but he drove into flood waters at high speeds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9KipjBY7AY
>>28634317
I'll take the bait.
Who would say that? Your brother? Chad? A fat kid with inferiority complex? That's just too edgy and you just want attention. And since I'm a fucking loser I'm giving it to you. Roastie.
>>28635383
That's actually pretty funny. Sorry man.
>>28624299
>Is it in? Are you sure?
>>28638262
It kinda is desu
It's not like you actually want to do it; it's just a spur-of-the-moment feeling that someone is completely irredeemable and would be better off dead because they insulted you
>You look like a school shooter/serial killer/child rapist.
>>28629598
>"what do you even do all day?"
>"dude, what do you do when you go home?"
>>28624299
>well nobody really invited you to come
>>28641580
Well maybe you should be...
watch out normies watch out
>>28641785
>tumblr_inline_nq5mj2O4A01smna3j_540.jpg
:^)))))))
>last year at uni
>walking around with some guy from class
>pic related posted up on a bulletin board for whatever reason, some shitty meme about LE FINALS XD probably
>"look anon, it's you haha"
>confused about this, because I don't joke or talk about suicide at all
>I ask him about it
>"well, you always look so down man, you're just like, a sad person"
It wasn't horrible, but he could tell that I'm a sad sack of shit just from my personality.
>>28634366
Why would you want to talk to them again after that comment?
>i stopped loving you after the first year, i just felt stuck with you
oh
>>28641905
Wow... How long?
>you're never going to get into a college
one of my high school teachers
>>28641930
about 2 1/2 years
at least it wasn't longer i guess. still hurts
>You gotta start lifting man
>>28641978
This shouldn't be soul crushing since it's good advice for anyone that doesn't. Use the negative emotions to motivate yourself to do it if you have to.
i had stacey call me a loser when she found out i lost my friend and play video games. the worst thing is it was at a rehab physical therapy place.
>>28641872
obv it's probably their parents
>>28641969
Makes you wonder. I'm pretty much convinced everyone is batshit crazy nowadays.
I work 3rd shift stocking shelves in a supermarket, and since the dresscode is relaxed I tend to wear worn jeans and "scary" t-shirts to encourage customers to Ask Someone Else when they need stuff. Otherwise I am helpful and amiable enough for random punks and drunks,and I am not there to socialize.
A couple of 20-something women observe me working with strange smiles. I ask if they need help,and they sneer back,"No you can't help us!",and giggle. I shrug and go back to the mountain of boxes needing my attention,ignoring them. This confuses them,so one gets the courage to talk to me. "What do you want?". I'm busy and getting annoyed. I turn off my audiobook and wait. More giggling.
"Do you realize that you have NO CHANCE with us?" Giggling. I reply non plussed,what are they talking about."We just wanted to tell you you have no chance of dating us,not in a million years ",and they smile with relish. I reply I don't recall attempting to and why are we having this conversation? They just giggle at me and I decide to awaken them.
"Listen. Why would ANYONE want to date you? You lay eyes on some guy not up to your standards and your first thought is to make him miserable? In a world of pain and suffering that is your choice? Are such monsters worth knowing worth loving?" Their smiles freeze,then crumble. Now for the knife twist.
" I have a girlfriend and we love each other and I thank God I never have to deal with creatures like yourselves ever again!" And they walk away shattered. And I'm glad.
"I can't fucking stand you"
It came from my sister, so it hurt a lot. I have nightmares about it, and the fact that she may never love me again haunts me every day.
I'm thinking of just killing myself. I'm exhausted, and I'm sure most, if not all, of my closest family is too.
>>28624299
the secret
agree with what they say; work to understand how it is true, then use that as your baseline.
because if it offends you (which it must since it's soul crushing), then obvious you feel it is true, even in some capacity. which means you need to explore it (because thats what it means to be human).
through this exploration you find out who you are. depression, sadness, regret, all of it disappears pretty damn quickly once you establish a baseline, commit to it, and from that starting point live your life.
[after doing this a while, you stop listening to people entirely. as in, you stop responding to criticism automatically with sadness or anger or pessimism or passive aggressiveness, and instead you focus on the other person, how they feel, and how they set up their view of their world such that they see things the way they do. people will tend to have stopped criticism you by this point though.
>>28642267
Is this supposed to be a fucking meme?
>" I have a girlfriend and we love each other and I thank God I never have to deal with creatures like yourselves ever again!" And they walk away shattered. And I'm glad.
kek
>>28639980
>make a joke out of everything
iktf man, i'm only comfortable socializing if i'm joking or laughing. i have no idea how to talk regular with someone. i have to be joking or being ironic or something retarded. people say you have to make girls laugh but then what? my friends in high school always talked to and texted with girls from our circle and the girls engaged them as well. meanwhile i never had any relationship beyond acquaintance with any of them. they would walk past me to talk with my friends, who shared the same sense of humor as me (in fact, they essentially got it from me) and were about even in looks, if not a number higher on the 10 scale, but somehow it was different. i didn't and still don't know how to talk with people.
>>28626412
the proper response is as follows.
>let me rephrase that, this is how you do it.
If you know how to do it, just tell them. If they want to learn, they will listen. If not, whatever, just study your own shit.
My wife told me today that she doesn't want me to drink anymore.
I live with chronic pain and I've weened drinking down a lot. I drank today and it was the first time in a few weeks. There's no fighting or abuse or anything like that, she just doesn't like that it isn't healthy.
I thought I was doing really well, so I wasn't really expecting her to tell me that it's bothering her and that it's having an effect on our relationship etc. Just sucks.
I'm married and we've been together for almost 12 years and I still feel so alone.
>>28642384
whats a meme ?
oregon comment from china
>that feel when I have to do a project with someone
>we hang out, have a great time, we got it done tho
>finally act like myself, finish project
>next day
mutual friend says "They're not big fans of you, they think your annoying"
>they avoid me as much as possible
sorry, i just wanted a friend ;_;
>>28642547
That sucks man.
It's not so bad once you're an adult. Adults treat each other a lot better than kids do
'I don't know why God bothered giving you a brain'
Thanks Mrs Williamson, you made 4th grade unforgettable. Cunt
>"You don't have to worry about getting STD's or getting a girl pregnant, you'll never get laid."
>"People are only friends with you because they feel sorry for you."
>"[ugly, mentally ill girl's name] is a perfect match for you."
>>28642581
thanks bro
i just don't know what to do now, because for sure im going to work with him again. that would be horifying
>>28642581
>Adults treat each other a lot better than kids do
Literally false, there's plenty of adults that are giant fucking children.
>>28642439
I know this probably won't sound like the best advice, but don't make a joke out of everything, just try to make it seem you're making things as fun and enjoyable for yourself as you can. Being the fun guy is something people really respond to. It's just a matter of pushing your boundaries and seeing what that means for you. I know that's vague but it worked for me
>>28638166
>wasn't able to respond
>people stop focusing on me since i'm not allowed to respond
L-life is so hard ;____;
>>28634745
that last one always comes out of nowhere, making it more painful
>some bitch says something stupid in class
>try to tell her why shes wrong nicely
>"shut up anon, you have no friends"
why does it happen, and why do they always pull the no friend card.
Are all you people talking about how a girl just randomly says you're ugly, says they will never want you, are like a school shooter, etc. basically "Faces of Atheism" levels of neckbeard-style ugly? Because I was an awkward, beta fuck and nobody ever just flat-out and came up to me and said something like this. I consider myself at least average (white, tall, thin).
>>28642547
>every fucking time
why do you even laugh and smile at me if you don't like me, fucking bastard
I don't think I got very many of those back in school, and if I did I don't remember them
I'm not getting any of them at work now. People seem to just switch between being friendly and forgetting that I exist.
>>28632895
>Before you ruin someone else's life.
if that's what they want to pigeonhole you as, you should have obliged
>>28626203
Kek
wejp
>>28624299
>things would be better if you were dead
T-thanks
>be male
>Female: wow anon you got bigger boob than me! haha
>>28624299
they're not comparing you to everyone. they're saying you're boring.
>Mom"you little fuck stain, no i wish that is what you were my life would be so much easier"
>>28642995
everything has a context, and the default context of judging a person is comparing them to everyone in their society
I was an immature borderline autist in 6th grade. I used to poke fun at my friends whenever he'd talk to a girl throughout the year. The friend wouldn't seem to mind. Then one day:
>female: Don't be jealous that I can get more guys than you.
I j-just wanted to have bantz with our friend.I think the most pain from these comments comes when the people who you're supposed to trust or be friends with doesn't defend you
>I've only dated you so my standards aren't that high
>>28642581
>>28631790
No. Adults are a little more courteous than kids, especially little kids.
Children, you see, haven't developed the "Social lie" older kids and adults have.
If you scare them they'll tell you. If you dress badly they'll let you know. If you're ugly looking, kids'll tell you this.
>>28626198
Oh fuck dude. I get that all the fucking time. Why does my face have to scare the fuck out of people.
>>28643236
even from adults, this courtesy only extends to most
>"he's such a turn off"
the girl I had a crush on in hs
fuck you hannah
>>28632895
I've heard the same things. So fuck it, you got kik?
>>28640777
Kek. You should've been born in the late 90's.
Stacey's born then started adding an audible 'a' after EVERYTHING they said.
Oh my gaaawdah.
Stopah.
I started noticing it in middle school.
>"You should never talk about anything sex related ever. When other people do it, it's funny but when you do it's creepy."
>"So am I supposed to just be some celibate monk then?"
>"Yes"
I once made a joke that people laughed at. One guy looked all surprised and shouted "Ayy, creepy guy! (people used to call me that)" and other people were laughing and cheering.
>>28645193
Forgot to include. The girl who said the first thing was my oneitis.
>>28642760
normies always resort to shaming tactics when confronted with conflicting opinions.
>>28624299
he is huge,its physically painful if i am not drunk
-ex gf over skype bawwing about boyfriend no2
>>28624299
in my jr high their was a litteral betting pool on who would be the person to shoot up the school
and another one on who would kill themselves
i was #2 in the school shooting
and #1 in the suicide pool.
>Kill yourself, anon
why are men so much better than women
>you look skinny/gaunt
>you look sick all the time
>man, are you feeling alright?
or my favorite thing- when someone I'm only kind of friends with says
>if you need someone to talk with, I'm here!!
>I'm sorry for not telling you sooner, but there's someone else. There's been someone else for a while. I just don't love you anymore.
Some nights I still think about killing myself over it.
>Your voice seriously pisses me off
>Why do you have to be so weird all the time
>I'm sorry I can't be at the same table with you
>>28624299
>"if I died my family wouldn't even let you come to the funeral"
- ex while she's trying to kill herself
"you're a burden"
My mom to my sister, not knowing I was there
I do everything for this shitty family
I'm basically the only one feeding my younger sister, I help with bills, I drove my sister everywhere for years because my mom was always too drunk and would drink despite knowing she'd have to pick her up her later
I'm so tired
I don't want to be here anymore
I can't be here anymore
She's said many other hurtful things to me, especially when she's drunk, I hate it here
>stacy: "this is why you don't have a girlfriend anon"
crushing blow. top kek dogfaced bitch
>>28641692
>"dude, what do you do when you go home?"
This one is pretty harsh.
>Are you special or something?
>Anon just shut up!
>My boyfriend would could easily beat you up.
All loud enough for the entire class to hear. I should have dropped out a semester sooner, and I could have avoided this.
>>28647269
Sorry to hear, friend.
>>28641324
>>You've got no common sense
I know this feeling too. My dad would say this to me as a child because he expected me to instantly know how to do something I've never done before.
"No wonder Riley doesn't like you anymore."
"I'm glad I didn't date you, you're really weak and gullible"
"How could you?"
>Oh yeah, she kinda hates you now.
>one of the few people to sign my yearbook
>"You're not that bad :)"
>>28650782
thats brutal
kinda funny though
>>28641531
Dunno, is it?
Thats how you deal with it
>>28642439
Iktf.
People generally enjoy being around me. I am a pretty funny guy. But I dont have any real friends. I rarely get invited to parties or anything like that. My old friends have abandeded me and are still going out together. The whoke groups except me.
The realisation of not having any true friends kinda stings. I mean sure I do see people and sometimes meet up with the. To visit some bar during the day and just drink a bit but no parties or anything outgoing.
Atleast I have my Gym
>>28625011
my mother used to say that to me everyday i dont know why but every fucking day
also
"i wish god would take your life" -t. fahter
>You're not the daughter I expected to have
Thanks mom.
>>28653316
wonder what she expected
>>28653347
She's said multiple times that she wanted a daughter to go shopping with and have coffee and whatnot.
Shat myself in 2nd grade and walked around school like this. Shit fell through the bottom of my pants and smeared the floor. Bimbo bitch in class slipped all over it.
when i was 12, my mother told my grandmother she was scared of me over the phone
we have a really good relationship now, though
>Anon, you're a nice guy and a great friend, but you're cramping my style. I don't want to hang out with you anymore, sorry.
-My friend since 1st grade.
>"Hey Stacy, I heard anon liked you"
>"hahahaha! Don't even joke like that, Ashley. He's so ugly and disgusting looking, no sane girl would even touch him!"
-this was in High School, I was sitting right behind them and didn't notice. Other people heard them and gave me looks full of pity. Nobody said anything though. They never do.
>you look like a serial killer
From 4 different people
Fuck
>TFW a grill actually called you a turbovirgin to your face and laughed after
I still haven't felt the same since
talk about a confidence killer
>>28642267
you forgot the part where you did a 180 in your trenchcoat and tipped your fedora
>>28624299
>you know I had a huge crush on you right?
>>28624299
>no one says anything to you at all
No one will even respond to this post.
>>28654949
AAAAAAAHHHH!
I'm so sorry. I'll never know this, but it makes me wonder if there were any "girl liked you but you were too stupid to notice" moments for me.
>>28628382
your fault for being autistic
>>28633459
it sort of reminds me of that Evangelion Episode where they get confronted by the versions of themselves from other peoples minds. Asuka doesn't define herself by what she thinks of herself, she defined herself by what others think of her. Shinji can't decide either way.
>>28655035
I'll bite.
.
.
.
me circa 2k5, snapped after 11 years of physical/verbal harassment
>"What kind of enjoyment do you get from bullying someone who hasn't gotten on the bad side of ANYBODY?! I don't have any quirks that could be funny, I'm no scrawny fuck, I'm not morbidly obese, I do sports, I'm academically very competent (was top student for all of those 11 years, olympiad medal winner, scholarship), and I can keep my mouth shut for longer than 30 seconds, I'm not sure what I've done wrong to incur such malevolent wishes for the entirety of the school-life?"
Bully 1
>"Pushovers like you never fight back, but make the funniest of expressions" [coughing intensifies]
Bully 2
>"You might not tell the rest of the class anything, but anon2 and anon3 have; oh, you thought you were friends because they've been talking to you for a long time? Who would want to be friends with a freak like you?"
.
second one felt like something very important shattered.
.
Wake-up-dela-call, I thought people liked success and knowledge- and I thought I had those requirements ticked, but all I've gotten with those ticked are underdeveloped social skills, bruises and anger. There were 3 girls but none of them were interesting to me nor was I to them, so idk.
>>28624299
>Back in school I meekly admitted to a Chad I like a Stacey when we're in a room together during break once
>Next break realize no one is there, can hear the door opening to the stairs and realize they are all in the other room since there's two of them, they basically moved to get away from me
>Go open the door quietly, loudly hear Chad tell Stacey Anon likes her
>Hear her scream loudly "EWW FUCKING ANON's UGLY", they all laugh
>"Have you seen his eyes? They look full of wrath"
>said it loud enough so I could hear it
Fuck you Taylor, fuck you Sarah
>you make me uncomfortable
>I only thought of you as a friend
>I didn't think you were still alive
>she was right, YOU ARE short lol
>no, we don't want to play with you please go (I was six)
>you will end up a nobody (literally my parents all my life)
>be 16 coming home from school walking past 3-4 girls. One of them looked at me and went EEEWWW and then they all did
>i'd rather we would just be friends..
>"sure ill help you with your homework"
>YOU WILL WOW (friendly hug)
>random: wow you two look cute together
>she: EW NO LOL
(i wasnt even interested in her)
>>28653874
go full elliot rodgers. life doesn't even matter anymore
In the workplace women always say all the things listed here to me.
But i know because it's my attitude more than my looks, i really hate women and they know i hate them so they are kynd off passive agressive with me.
Sometimes they call me patricia instead of Patrick, for example.
but to the thread topic
>Go fuck yourself (age 6 when trying to play with some boys in the school and i couldn't do what i was supposed to do)
>You are so Boring (mother and every women ever)
>aaaggh! why you always have to be so weird! (ex gf)
>I never really loved you (Ex gf)
>little bitch, in my house we do as i say, if you don't like it go live alone (Father)
Now i good one when i was really young (age 12-13)
>My father ex GF kid and i were doing shit
>Hes chatting with a girl
>Girl ask him to turn on camera
>Turns on Camera
>He points the camera towards me, he says "look at my friend"
>I smile thinking it was a ruse ( i had braces)
>Girls sees it
>she writes "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" SO UGLY
>>28624299
>I hate you.
It came from my best friend too. HE absolutely meant it, as well.
>>28624344
this.
women never put any effort into trying to be interesting to a man, they only ever think about how the man must be interesting. They offer absolutely nothing besides their wet holes.
>>28653384
So your mother wanted a friend
Sorry gal, shit mother, why doesn't she learn vidya and plays with you
I even played mortal combat and madden with my father when i was younger, and we have jack shit in common except our temper
