How do I ever get a job when in 25 with no previous work experience or references?
>>28624043
What skills do you have?
What have you been doing?
What can you do that no one else can do?
>>28624043
acquire rare skills
>>28624101
N/A
N/A
N/A
>>28624130
Then you'll just have to join the military.
>>28624043
I'm 28 and never had a job. Applying to StarCucks because apparently they're the #1 for hiring each year and are always looking for people. Doesn't hurt to try.
Assuming you live in the US,
Start with low level entry
like warehouses, amazon hires lots of bads.
In Amazon they also have little trade classes they teach to their employees. Shit like medical billing an stuff.
while you do this, you can also volunteer at places to fill your resume up.
While you work at amazon or another entry level, you can also earn an easy and fast Associate Degree in general studies at a community college.
Simple anon.
all of this should take you ~2years assuming you dont fuck up.
>>28624165
Fucking this OP.
I applied to Amazon and they hired me without even interviewing me. Although this was for a new Fulfillment Center so they had to hire over 1000 people.
>>28624130
No hobbies? No interests? No volunteering?
You could always sign up for drug research studies, if you are moderately healthy.
learn a trade
hope you're so good at it that employers have no choice but to hire you
>>28624101
I just want a simple warehouse picking and packing job
>>28624218
Find your closest one anon
https://www.amazon.jobs/
>>28624043
Start a business.
Print up flyers offering confidential one-on-one instruction on using the internet. Drop them off at retirement homes, and senior centers. Show old men how to find porn.
>>28624043
charisma and neoptism
>That feel when you are 23 and never held a job
Haha, life is amazing.
>>28624043
>>28624162
>>28624151
Temp agency
>>28624165
>>28624194
>>28624231
You're not going to be able to do stuff like this with no experience
I almost got a valet job at the casino thanks to my cousin and he told me I did good and was the one that was going to be chosen but then an Indian (Native) applied and they gave the fucking job to her, I hate my life
>>28624274
>cant work at amazon warehouses with no experience
but thats wrong, you retard.
>>28624307
Worked at one last summer, left in December. They didn't hire anyone that didn't have two years of experience or more. Most dudes there had years and years of experience. You're telling this to someone who's been doing this for almost a decade.
>>28624327
Dont listen to this guy OP
Check out the qualifications yourself
https://amazon.force.com/JobDetails?reqid=a0RF00000118OkyMAE&setlang=en_US
>Must be at least 18 years old
>Have obtained a high school diploma or equivalent
Thats literally it.
pic unrelated
>>28624395
No city close to me has an amazon warehouse
>>28624424
look for other warehouses, doesnt have to be amazon
>>28624395
>don't listen to the guy that worked there
I suddenly understand why robots are unemployed.
>>28624424
Get in with multiple temp agencies. But be persistent with them or they'll forget about you.
>>28624327
youre a fuckin retard, it takes 0 experience to work in retail.
i stack shelves for 15 buckazoids an hour plus 50% on sun/holidays, its like 50% minorities here half assing their job.
http://www.indeed.com/
here you go op, search for jobs in your area here.
look for ones that dont high requirements
Retail or fast food. If you say that you really tried finding a job in those fields and couldn't, you're a fucking liar. The market is big enough and the requirements are low enough that you could be a retard with three of their limbs chopped off and get one without even invoking discrimination.
Circumstantial reminder that when entitled faggots say "there are no more jobs", what they actually mean to say is "there are no more jobs which would allow me to have fun, retain almost all of my free time, take almost no effort, and pay real good right off the bat utilizing only those skills I've picked choosing a college major based on which faculty had the best looking teachers, like television's taught me I deserve".
>>28624577
>being illiterate
Where did I mention retail. You aren't helping your stereotype, senpai.
ITT faggots lucky enough to have cars or REAL public transit that actually is worth a shit
im scared that if i somehow do get hired itll be a fucking 4 hour walk or 2 hour bike ride everyday
>>28624700
>living in some shitty hamlet of a town
>>28624654
turned down at the mcshit and wendys near me. fully staffed. no call back from subway. i live in a shit tiny college city
fucking boomer tier normalfag
>>28624700
I dont know how to drive and i work 2 jobs
step up senpai
23 years old by the way
>>28624723
What city is it, I bet i can find a job fast
>>28624723
Than apply for the next mcshit further away from you.
Of course, you won't, because it's easier to blame the boogeyman and go whine about it on 4chan, but that's what you ought do.
>>28624162
>StarCucks
holly shit, I got my entire family saying that
>>28624303
>i'm here for the job interview
>what are your qualifications?
>I'm Cherokee Indian
>mfw I'm hired
>normalfags thinking the typical robot autists could handle a fast food job for more than a day
LMAO!
>>28624700
I used to walk an hour and 20 minutes to work because my shift started at 6 but the buses didn't start running until 6. At least I lost lots of weight.
>>28624303
>be fat greasy neckbeard
>have no experience
>dont even have a resume
>they pass me over for someone else
>>shitpost about it on r9k
>>28624834
It really isn't remotely as hard as it sounds. Nobody expects their McCashier to make fucking McSmalltalk.
>>28624834
>shoving fries in a carton is ever so hard
Do what I did, go back to school.
just make some shit up thats hard to check on and apply to some family run place that wont check that has a high turn over. like a burger place or something.
i know a dude who lied about being an accountant and was a successful accountant for years until he got tired of it and he trained his replacement. before that he was a college drop out, and not from an accounting or even any math-based program.
but i recommend going to the closest business street near your place and just asking little restaurants with counters if they are hiring cashiers.
