Fembot feels: rare yandere edition
> being creepy as usual
> spend another night cyberstalking oneitis
> dig through his dad's records because I'm good like that and bored as fuck
> turns out the dad used to stalk the shit out of his gf a while back
> looks so beta and unassuming
> realize his fine ass creepy son is likely a chip off the old block
> realize I'll never make his father proud by being a better stalker than his son ever could be
> tfw I'll never be a part of their lewd beta family even though I was a perfect match
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>28623198
Why do people like that game anyway? Just for Bluehair McLesbian?
Because I'd like it just for that if internet pictures didn't exist.
>>28623259
It was just a comfy game. You shouldn't take it so seriously, phamily.
>Fembot feels
whore thread
shouldn't you be sucking dick for a bag of chips?
>>28623198
You do realize that if you showed up at his door with a pizza and a 6 pack of beer, and said you were bored, and wanted to hang out, he would likely welcome you.
>>28623588
> implying I'm supposed to know where he lives
kek. life isn't an anime, that would not be welcome.
I had a semi yandere GF once.
>>28623588
he hates me and he wants me to leave him alone
>>28623824
Yours too? You'd think I'd stop shitposting over him, but it's hard. I'm sure it's very alarming for him when he browses here, but I'm not dangerous.
>>28623880
leave me alone already bitch
>>28623198
>tfw ironic tumblrette won't top posting "gay" or some variant of it in my activity feed
wwjd
>>28623920
SORRY BITCH I CAN'T PLZ DATE MEwaiting for a new chad to come along is very cumbersome, as soon as I can get one, it's back to obscurity with you bb
>>28623198
goddammit Chloe's a hottie.
>she only cyberstalks her oneitis
I find irl stalking much more rewarding although I still check his facebook every day even though he hasn't used it since 2010.
>>28624020
> not having the superior waifu
baka desu
>>28624323
Mine lives in a different country but I don't know his adress. I know where he goes to school though. I was planning to go to his country and wait outside of his school.
Why are there two different fembot threads?
>>28624350
Oh that really sucksguess I lucked out because mine is my neighbour. Where is your oneitis from?
>>28624403
he lives in the philippines
I don't feel comfortable knowing that I have been cyberstalked and am probably being cyberstalked as we speak. Luckily, for this exact reason, I have made sure to remain a ghost online.
>>28623582
>>28623588
Stop having so much autism, lads.
Someone said it earlier, but for most guys, unless you're completely disgusting/have an almost comically awful personality, you can literally just walk up to them and tell them u wanna fugg.
>>28624481
> no trace of him online
> still found his old shit from years earlier
> masturbate to voice
> saved every pic
kek. you can't stop a yandere in love boy-o
>>28624528
I don't know about your crush, but I have half a dozen identities online that are in no way connected to each other, usually either one for each purpose. I'm very paranoid about being recognized across communities when I don't want to be recognized.
>>28624497
but then how would they mentally masturbate over their own persona and self-image?
>>28624589
What do you mean? originality is good
>>28624338
I ship them. But also my taste is just really fucking trashy. Forgive me anon.
>>28624323
>tfw my old oneitis will never cyberstalk me
i can still hope she will pop back into my life sometime..... right?
>>28624718
> tfw alt goth
> tfw you'll never be in punk rawk lesbo relationship with a girl with tumblr hair
>>28624792
unless you live in the same area or city and share some interests, no. not that it can't happen, you just can't count on it.
t. have delusions that my oneitis is stalking me/that we'll run into each other down the line and hook up, don't want other anons to be in that emotional culdesac.
>>28624959
of course she doesn't live in the same city or even the same time zone (texas and california difference). she came back into my life once after she walked away, but i pushed her away. i dont think ill get lucky a 2nd time that she will come back. but there's always a part in the back of my mind that would like it if it happened.
>>28623198
WHY DON'T I HAVE A YANDERE GIRLFRIEND WHO OBSESSES OVER ME
>>28624323
I don't want to go to jail but it's crossed my mind a few times.
>>28625040
That's what they all say.....
Then they file a restraining order
>>28625132
My only real requirement is that I find you attractive. I don't really mind too much if you want to cut me up and taste my blood or what not, I'm not sure what fetishes Yanderes tend to have.
>>28624792
I wish my oneitis would stalk me desu. Sometimes I catch him looking at my window or looking at me from his porch but that's about it.
>>28623259
Everyone is fucking shit my dude.
>>28623564
Yeah you're right, effort is for faggots! Make every game a buggy mess with no music. No fuck that, no graphics, no buttons! Pay sixty bucks for a black screen because taking ANYTHING seriously makes you insecure!
In fact, fuck that, still too serious. Every game needs to be a port of Big Rigs. There, nothing will ever be serious again. Thank you for saving vidyer, Anon. This was hella.MJ was the only good character. And that's for shooting Chloe.
>>28625159
I just want to jerk him off and make him cum all over his face, desu pham.
>>28625186
What does he have that I don't?
>I had an ex-girlfriend obsess over me once
>We has like zero common interests but I was apparently the one person that didn't treat her like shit after we broke up
It's a weird feeling to be honest. I felt bad that I couldn't return the attraction, but what can you do.
>>28625214
he has that other person's affection, apparently
>>28625214
Similar interests, being shy kuudere and a sexy voice.
>>28625132
I mean, at least then a woman wouldn't be willingly avoiding me.
>>28625257
>Similar interests
Maybe.
>shy kuudere
I mean I don't have a static personality so I could do this
>sexy voice
Got me there, time to kill myself.
>tfw no qt yandere who stalks me
>>28625175
>implying LIS shows any effort in music, graphics or gameplay
>>28625615
I'm agreeing with you, dumbass.
tfw had psychotic freak out at boyfriend and he still wants to be with me.
