I wish boys actually liked yanderes. It's just a meme when most say it. They just want free love, but they cant handle not talking or being friendly with anyone else. It's too controlling and manipulative apparently. The "I love yandere" fanboys are all memes. I only ever freak them out honestly.
are you a dominant yandere who likes cute girly boys?
>>28622454
It's probably because you're fat
>>28622473
I love cute boys. But you probably love people around you, like your family or friends. Family is okay as long as you don't have any overly attractive family, but friends are a no-no.
>>28622500
I'm not obese, but definitely overweight. So maybe.
>tfw tried to get an eating disorder to fix myself but vomiting hurts too much and is to obvious
>>28622454
>tfw I have no friends or family I care about
>tfw no yandere gf to be my gf
JUST
>>28622544
hmmm probably a bad idea yeah
im a narcissistic attentionwhore so that probably wouldnt be a good combination
>>28622544
>friends are a no-no.
what about friends on the internet?
>>28622582
I doubt that you have no one. There's always someone they won't give up. I especially hate mothers at this point. They've sent me to the hospital more time than I can count probably.
>>28622585
A very bad idea.
>>28622685
I can leave my house and move in with a yandere gf if I had one.
>>28622544
are you a virgin though?
desu
>>28622663
No, they're just as bad. Even worse, sometimes. They're openly sexual and a threat.
>>28622698
How old are you? Where do you live? Who are you staying with now?
>>28622685
>They've sent me to the hospital more time than I can count probably.
For what?
>>28622730
24/USA/Parents
>tfw no dominant yandere gf who wouldn't even let me speak to my own sister
Why even live?
i dont have friends so thats ok
>>28622454
>the "i love yandere" fanboys are all memes
i assume the only evidence you have of this is only your supposed encounter with a few, if not, several "yandere fanboys'
tl;dr: kill yourself my man
>>28622454lol didnt read
get out you fucking food processor
tfw no yandere gf who wont let me even have a job and make me stay home with her all day
>>28622723
I'm on r9k posting about anime stereotype trash
What do you think anon? I was also a late bloomer so I was pretty awful looking in school. It's when I started getting attachment issues after my friends started leaving me and became bullies. I turned to anime because it didn't judge me.
>>28622735
Suicide Attempts. My liver is pretty fucked up.
>>28622753
Mother and father? How old is your mother?
>>28622766
I hate my sister. Seeing siscon in anime makes my blood boil honestly. They're always degenerate whores who don't deserve that level of love.
>>28622770
Family is important to consider too.
tfw no yandere gf
tfw no anything gf
>>28622810
Thing is though I'm a Yandere myself. So I would redistribute it. My mom is 48.
>>28622810
do you have a contact?
throwaway email?
>>28622784
Someone lovers their mommy too much.
>>28622806
If I wasn't such a neet loser myself I would be down for that. It's better to have my love stay at home and wait for me where they cant be stolen.
>>28622825
>tfw no anyone to obsess over who shares the feeling
>>28622837
How are you a yandere, anon?
>>28622805
>this post
>this picture
>this filename
This is my favorite post ever
>>28622880
>tfw you're delusional and think obsession is healthy
>>28622730
>They're openly sexual and a threat.
what do you mean by that?
the only friends i have are male and that is not a thing
>>28622880
I would tell you, but I'm going to do some work now. Just letting you know there are some guys who would throw away everything to just have a yandere gf.like me
>>28622880
>someone loves their mommy too much
i'll take that as a yes.
>>28622880
You can't love your mommy too much.
Assuming Mommy is your yandere gf who enjoys that kind of dynamic.
All I want is the girl I fucked up with
>>28622872
Sorry anon, I can't trust you enough to risk getting into you.
>>28622903
I've been to a therapist, but I always clam up. I know it isn't healthy but it's me.
>>28622910
I know how the internet is. I've had too many people flirt with others and I found out. You don't want to go down that road.
>>28622917
Lame anon, good luck with your work.
>>28622955
i think you should come to terms with it never happening before something bad happens.
>like shitposting in a few years time about it
Any yandere girls here who want to be my gf?
>>28622964
>I've been to a therapist, but I always clam up. I know it isn't healthy but it's me.
sorry, i think you misunderstood me. i don't care. go try to blend in elsewhere FPU
>>28622964
>I know how the internet is. I've had too many people flirt with others and I found out. You don't want to go down that road.
that still has nothing to do with male internet friends so i dont see what the issue is
I dated a somewhat yandere
but there was no dere. and she tried turning a social circle against me.
I wouldn't mind it if she only hated other people but usually they'll hate you too if you don't act exactly the way they want
Yanderes are fantastic.
Degenerate trap slut yanderes are shit tier.
Histrionic yanderes are shit tier.
Borderline 'everyone abuses me, save me!' yanderes are shit tier.
I self harm yanderes are shit tier.
I'm yandere but use social networks, take photos of myself and post them, virtue signal but i'm totally for one person yanderes are shit tier.
Bipolar yanderes are shit tier.
If you have any kind of deep personality issue that primarily effects your ability to interact with another human then you CANNOT be yandere unless it's codependent. You simply are not able to be yandere if you're borderline etc. You can't, you're incapable of it functionally and anything you say is just posturing to the image and appeal of yandere.
If you maintain any kind of visual presence on the internet or social networking to a degree higher than family, same shit.
>b-b-b-but
No, no buts. It doesn't mean you aren't non valuable, it just means you aren't yandere.
If you're borderline, you should be banned from interacting with healthy humans though. 90% of all divorces, of all split families, etc.
>>28622964
Do you think we could be like friends? I'm not asking for a gf, I just would like someone to talk to and you seem to be responding to a lot of stuff. I don't currently have any friends online or off so it would be nice to have someone to talk to. That's all.
I miss you Kristy.
>>28623027
yandere is just a code-word for mentally ill
>>28622454
Well, I never ever talk to anybody, especially other women. Genuine lack of interest. So a yandere GF explicitly forbidding it would make zero difference.
Unless she gets jealous of my darling imouto, who I treasure above all else. Then I suppose we'd have an issue
>>28623027
what about the yanderes who shit post about yandere fanboys like OP, Professor Anon?
>>28622454
Nope. If I like someone I want then to like me. Even if that like is an obsession. It's only a problem if the girl is ugly or a nigger. But no one likes me anyway so I'll never have a yandere.
>>28623073
im interested in what category the FPU yandere is also classified under. at what point does their weight or stupidity come into play, if at all.
>>28622964
You'll never trust anyone then, you may as well off yourself now.
>>28623012
If you want friends, then have friends, but I'm not touching you.
>>28623034
Sorry anon, if you become at all friendly with me I tend to start the process. I like 4chan because the anonymity keeps me interacting with people without as much attachment.
>>28623066
No shit, sherlock.
>>28622939
You have good taste. I want to be a mommy for a cute boy and a little boy. I just want to protect them both from others eyes.
Sorry folks, I'm gunna go back to prowling my main site for people to stalk. Some tips though if you ever post on a forum/site with usernames and such to follow.
Don't make friends, comment how you're lonley, still post about your hobbies and stuff though. Just remain lonely and patient, and I'm sure some predator like me will come along.
>>28622964
pls gibb chance...
>>28623156
I really don't think you will start the process with me, it just doesn't really happen. What if we were pen pals instead of something online? Like writing letters?
It's not a meme, though. Who in their right mind wouldn't want to be controlled and manipulated, granted that the control was handed to someone who's competent and loves you? The obsession's the catch, only I think being obsessed over is neat while most would find it deeply unsettling or creepy. The object of obsession, even has a ring to it.
yandere gf is best gf
>>28622454
In reality I'd imagine they're pretty spooky, even if they're cute.
I wouldn't mind being with one if we lived together alone on a farm in the country side where we can live together, have kids, grow old and die, but I'd imagine shit would still go down.
A ynadere gf is only good where it belongs, on the pages of my gook comics.
>>28623177
That's really cute how desperate you sound anon. I honestly considered posting a throw away, but it's really for the best if I don't.
>>28623066
Yandere meant an obsessive contractual love/bond between two people. It's the modern equiv. of a battle bond between two soldiers within the platoon of society. It's knowingly idiotic self sacrifice between two in the hopes it'll make them into one and that one saves them both.
Is it dumb? Yes, but it's also the lifeline of many people. My parents were like that as two outcasts and it lasted them their life.
But today Yandere is a cliche anime stereotype used by histrionic and borderline people as a bait box to trap lost and lonely people who give too much away too quickly to people with the kinds of mental illness that are designed to grind through peoples emotional energy like meat in a slicer.
in short, yeah, 90% of you are attentionwhores and bpd - even the yandere dating site is run by a strong case of bpd who is running some kind of cheating drama.
That's not the face of yandere.
Anyway, applying what I know and not falling for borderline chicks because they'll n e v e r have me, no matter what, I ended up with a really cute yandere neet partner about 3 years ago on r9k, we met up, now live together and she's never fucked up, doesn't use social networking, doesn't posture, doesn't manipulate, loves stronger every year etc.
the reward of not taking the low hanging fucked up fruit, lads.
Anyway, OP warning signs:
>It's too controlling and manipulative apparently
aka: I have what you want so badly, now chase me for it!
>Suicide Attempts. My liver is pretty fucked up.
talks about suicide openly to strangers
>my friends started leaving me and became bullies
sob story set up early, aka the classic save me!
>judgement averse
judgement is how people help correct each other in society
>I've had too many people flirt with others and I found out.
Probably know from experience desu
>>28623199
I wholeheartedly agree with you. If I might add a big factor here is that if this gf is 2D or not. Assuming this person stays true to his waifu until the end then it's way different from a relationship with an actual person.
>>28623256
That's ok, I really do hope you have a great time doing whatever you're going to do though. I'll miss you.
Ironically I know a guy who has a yandere gf
>Cries/gets upset whenever he sees any kind of other girl, got upset cause I showed him a gif of some girl popping her shirt with her breasts (a fucking gif mind you). Actually gets upset when the poor bastard wants to jerk off to porn
>Low self-esteem while being haughty (tried shitting on me for liking 2d "why am I even arguing with someone who jerks off to cartoons" but I called out her low self-esteem issues, desu 2 of my friends already fucked her and I know she fucked someone for Jordans so...)
>Has actually tried to start fights with random women in the neighborhood because "she gave me a dirty look" or if not because he looked at her
>Domestic Violence all day, she scratches/punches him and he punches in return (like a fucking moron). She in turn takes pics of the damage and saves it
>Won't go anywhere without him
She's actually really hot but a huge attention whore and degenerate slut too (as in, fucks a lot of guys kind of slut, as in you could probably smoke her out and fuck her kind of slut). No one likes her, we just put up with her. I don't feel bad for him either, he was a dirtbag before meeting her. To me IMO they're made for each other. She's stuck with his loser ass, he's stuck with her crazy ass.
Yanderes aren't fun and I guarantee you dumbasses would probably try to kill yourselves or start plotting where to dump and hide the body within a couple of weeks of not being able to jerk off to a doujin.
>>28622454
Same thing with traps
No one wants a manish trap but 90% of them are and considering they make up less than 1% of the population, you can guarantee you'll never find one
>>28623256
pls post
desu
>>28623264
so how did you two meet?
>>28623461
stop impersonating me please, it took a lot out of me to try and make a connection with someone
>>28623384
I don't think they're supposed to be fun, anon. I don't think it's meant for the faint of heart either. I can't help but think that their ever-present helicopter love would be comforting even if it were obtrusive.
>>28623482
Right on this shithole board.
In a thread randomly I said I liked what they were writing about, it was yandere-esc about what a relationship meant to them.
Immediately I was bombarded with thirsty anon, lel shes not gonna fuck you bro etc.
Still grabbed it and here we are. Had I listened to the crabs, I'd not have reached out.
Also yandere shit wasn't the forefront of the relationship, it's in the fabric of her as a person but she wasn't chasing my interests down to entrap me like 'im a yandere, pay attention (:'
>>28623525
thanks anon
originiginaru
>>28623486
not impersonating anyone fucko.look at the other posts.
Most "yandere" girls I met here from /r9k/ are total fucking sluts who hit on 15 different guys at once during a courting process before settling on one dick to ride.
I wouldn't be surprised if you are one of them and just upset over the guy you chose out of the bunch wasn't up to snuff with dealing with your shit. Serves you right.
FUCK I know.
I always have to hide my crazy because I know when boys say they like yandere they just mean someone slightly clingy who replies to their text in a timely fashion.
>>28623486
[email protected]
You win anon.
>>28623589
If your 'crazy' involves any of:
>>28623264
>>28623027
then get the fuck out.
I'm a cute boy and fine with a yandere
I don't have any female friends
>implying
Give me a yandere gf that tells me how to live and I'll do it exactly.
Actually Im pretty fucking mysoginistic towards girls I don't know so I go out of my way to not talk to woman anyway.
Might explain a lot.
>>28622454
I would prefer deep love gf. jealousy and overwhelming insecurity is a turn off. the alternative, a life or death need to be around me is cute, but not really workable. If it was practical for me and the gf was compatible like that, i'd be down.
>>28623716
>None of the qualities of a yandere is appealing to me but I'm so fucking desperate that I'd be willing to settle as long as she changed a bit to fit my needs and give me the one trait I desire out of a yandere.
>>28623786
no, no. It's that I can't satisfy a yandere if I want to be a high skill wagekek. It's not a matter of whether or not I like the trait or can put up with it, which is completely dependent on their personality, it's that my life and other factors don't agree with it. If my career was going to be work at home or somewhere we'd work together, i would consider a yandere. If you mean the jealousy and insecurity, then yes, in all likelyhood, unless a yandere is 10/10 otherwise, i'm probably going to think no.
>>28622544
>fat
>blames it on """"eating disordet"""
Not even going to bother with thr rest of the thread. Have you learned nothing? Women are for looks and bodily comfort, if your a ugly whale no one wants you.
>>28622454
>its a r9k gets baited by a tranny episode
>>28622544
>I'm not obese, but definitely overweight.
>implying theres a difference
>>28623916
blox-chan
>>28623934
>when her bmi starts with a 2
>>28622454
Awesome I have no friends and hate most of my family. Too bad you're probably worlds away. Good luck though.
>>28622454
I agree, they're all fucking liars. I've been blocked so many times and called a crazy bitch.
>Tfw no yandere qts in buttfuck nowhere texas
I miss Arizona
I wish you'd stop posting EvaXephon shit.
>>28622454
I don't mind it desu fambi
>>28622454
I think I loved a girl like that. I'm probably a little 'yandere stalker' myself. I wish I could be a loner with a like-minded girl. One thing though...you mistreat my cat due to jealousy or for any other reason while I'm not at home and I will choke you to death.
REEEEEEE STALK ME YOU FUCKING BITCH REEEEEEEE
There's a certain yandere girl from here that I like but she's a slut who flirts with almost every guy who pays her attention. I hate that I still want her.
>>28624489
Let me end you before you become something nobody wants to see anon
she's choking on some guy's dick RIGHT NOW.
Get that image into your head nice and deep. She is CHOKING AND COUGHING on some dick, while you're being choked out by your pathetic feels
>>28624563
Oh, I know she is. She and the boyfriend post about it here.
>>28624489
>>28624599
What's her name? I think I might know her.
>>28624628
You probably do but I don't want to give her any validation.
a girl stalked me for 3 months once but when i finally gave up and started talking to her she "dumped" me
she said she thought i was cute but i had a bad personality
>>28624656
Just give me the first and last letter to be sure.
>>28624599
This is an anonymous image board how would you know?
>>28624705
'A' of course. Kill me
>>28624758
>first and last letter start with A
Yeah nvm it's not the same person
>>28622454
That's because they confuse it with love and affection first, before they realize they just get idolized like an object. Being in a relationship with a stalker is like having the all of the loneliness of being single but none of the freedom.
I feel bad the desperate robot(s) you entrap,
>>28624765
Unless it's a fake name she uses
I sort of want a crazy lady to walk in my life but I want it to happen by accident. And I don't think it helps that I can sense crazy from behind a cement wall, thanks to my insane sisters. And the whole I'm unattractive thing. I'm really curious if its as bad as normies say
Guess it'll never happen though so all I can do is think about it
>>28624841
Can you maybe hook me up with one of your crazy sisters?
>>28624886
id much rather they date a robot then your average ghetto chad like they always have, but consider:
>theyre both single mothers
>both of their childrens fathers are in prison
>both are recovering drug addicts
>99% sure both of them have or currently work at a strip club
>one has autism apparently, and not the funny cute minecraft kind, more like the cringey wannabe ghetto gangster bitch autism
>didnt even think that was a thing
>she leaves out the "er" out of words when talking, example when she says "water" she says "watah" or "better" like "betta" like shes a black person (shes extremely white)
>doesnt seem like a big deal until you hit her vapid personality and single digit IQ when you try to create a two-person conversation with her
>this combined her wigger personality makes it an uphill battle to tolerate her around family holidays
>has like 3 rabbits and 2 guinea pigs, talks about them constantly (some stories has led me to believe she might be abusive towards them too)
>other one has had 10+ abortions apparently
>shes a pathological liar and a sociopath
>only talks to me when she needs money
>she changes her hair color every 2 days
>massive amounts of plastic surgery makes her jarring to look at
>maybe cause im related i dunno, if plastic bimbos are your thing then maybe thats a plus
>specifically only dates black men so good luck with that
>she nearly ran over one of her boyfriends in anger with a car i gave to my parents for her to use that was still under my name
>stole money from me constantly for drugs when i was younger, she would ransack my room while i was outside playing or something
>ex. birthday/christmas money from my grandparents (who were pretty poor)
>>28622454
> they cant handle not talking or being friendly with anyone else.
They normies the, robots onnly need 1 and hate everyone else.
>It's too controlling and manipulative apparently. mommy fags would love it, they aren't robots tho
>The "I love yandere" fanboys are all memes.
ydfs
>>28625277
Damn nevermind that's not even yandere crazy that's legit next level crazy. Were they always like that growing up?
>>28622544
Eat some under-cooked chicken, you might die but if you live you'll lose weight real fast.
>be me
>5'11" 225lbs
>eat some whatachicken bites from whataburger
>after eating 2 I notice the texture of the inside is different
>bite through half of one to see the center
>dark orange
>throw it all away
>next day
>have massive diarrhea
>puke for the first time since I was like 9
>puke and shit at the same time so it's all over the floor now and my underwear is stained
>puke 8 times(all the shit I ate between chicken and then)
>pass out for literally 34 hours straight
>didn't feel hungry for days
>then ate a little
>after a month I was down to 185
thought I'd share
>calls herself yandere
>wasn't saving her first time as a gift for the one man she wants to spend the rest of her life with
>is a "yandere" who falls in and out of love with multiple boys in a row and forgets each of them with ease
None of you sluts are yandere . You're just attention whores.
Where do I pick out my complementary Yandere? I'll cut everyone else out of my life.
>>28622454
I'm mentally ill guy who got kicked out by his parents because i'm not the successful business owner they raised me to be, my last friend yesterday has said he doesn't want to talk to me anymore because i'm way too fucked up.
Can we talk? I know you're most likely a guy who is trolling under pretense of an anime maymay you looked up on facebook or wherever the fuck but on the off-chance you're actually a yandere female i think i could definitely love your company. I have nothing and nobody else and i'm literally just wasting time now, i can be with you anytime i'm not sleeping, though skype or wherever you prefer, i think our personalities could click, as i also get very attached to people very often.
I'm not too ugly but not really beautiful either, i don't expect much in terms of looks but if you're overweight i don't really mind aslong as it's under 90 or so kilos.
>>28622454
Yandere girls don't actually exist.
The ones that come close only obsess over chads.
>>28625366
This.
>>28625277
Sort of. Autism sister was actually pretty normal and nice when we were kids. We never fought or anything. Then she started her abusive life style some time around high school. Hung out with the "bad kids", doing drugs and stealing shit from my parents and other people. Most drama happened between her and her parents, and she just grew really stupid and awful to talk to. No idea what happened to her but I think her autism gives her trouble discerning right from wrong.
Other sister was seriously abusive. And it sucks because most people at the time just dismissed it as innocent sibling rivalry. She'd punch me and scratch me with her long nails (almost typed that as claws lmao) every day for seemingly petty shit. Example:
>be like 8 years old
>parents are gone. shes "babysitting me"
>watching some movie
>have my hand resting near my crotch/groin area
>get your hand away from your crotch, youre gross
>ignore her like i usually do when she gets annoyed with me for no reason
>doesnt work
>throws the tv remote directly at my head, comes over and punches me in the head multiple times
>try to run around to my room, she runs me down like a sick animal and kicks me until exhaustion while im trying to hide in bed
Then I turned 14 and my pituitary gland worked its magic. One day she tried her usual shit (clawed at my throat with her long nails) and I got fed up and punched her really hard in the face and she was out cold on the kitchen floor for a few seconds. I started freaking out cause you cant punch girls but nothing really came out of it. She stopped messing with me since and we ignored each others existence for a long time (lived in a big-gish house, and she got kicked out a lot by my parents for her behavior) and then she got into drugs and stealing money thing and started ruining my parents life instead, abusing their biological love for their children.
>>28625574
>>28625317
Sorry meant to reply to this.
She also had this weird incest-like phase when I was around 7 and she was 14ish. She'd always try to come into the bathroom so she can "watch me pee" and the crotch incident was sort of weird because why would she observe that sort of thing? I also think she straight up molested me at one point but it's really foggy and I'm not even sure it happened.
I know some of you are gonna find that arousing and thats fine, but don't say I missed out on something because I literally get nauseous and dizzy from disgust when I have to hug her or interact with her in front of my parents to keep up the ruse that we're "getting along" in our adult lives.
>>28625574
>>28625632
Damn sounds like a tough life. I'm guessing your parents are only proud of you?
>>28625394
I'm a boy, sorry man dude.
>>28625670
Plot twist, theres actually a third sister, and she is completely normal and the only sister I consider to be human. She lives across the country now with her husband and three kids, she has a masters in nursing and my brother in law has a masters in juvenile detention education or something (basically hes an ex-wrestling hard ass that teaches fucked up problem kids)
However my mother has joked I ended up as the favorite, because third sister sort of tore a fissure in our extended family by getting into a big fight with one of my aunts. I haven't spoken to a good chunk of my extended family for years because I took my sisters side on the issue, and I'm pretty sure my grandfather died from a broken heart because of all the fighting that happened.
As for me, I'm not really anything to be proud of, I don't have a degree, work a dead end IT job and run a very semi-successful indie game developer gig which I'm trying to make a career out of. I'm pretty independent with a car and an apartment and try to avoid leeching anything off my parents. But I'm pretty sure they expected me to become some sort of autistic extravagant level 3 engineer with a triple digit salary.
Regardless, when they both die, I'm either killing myself or cutting ties with all of society and moving to Alaska or somewhere desolate. Depends if my game development ends up funding my life or not.
>>28625813
Where do you live anon? Maybe I can help you with your game.
>>28622454
I think i like yanderes...
Before i knew about that word I've watched Mirai Nikki three times, and i always fantasize to be Yuki. Yuno is such a great character. Sometimes i wonder how things would have been if there was not all this whole crazy future diary tournament.
I believe in obsessional love as the best love, but not everyone i met was on the same wavelength.
When someone likes me, i tend to like them back, and i get grateful, and attached. It's comfortable for me to hand power over to someone else because the real world is difficult and i like to be dependent on someone. In the same way, i care much more to do things if it's for someone else's sake, i guess they call this co-dependency. When i like someone, i give them my all. I cook them breakfast, make their bed, laundry without being asked.
A long time ago i had a girlfriend (she had a fetish for virgins, go figure) who would spend all her time with me, and i was happy. One time i talked to her female friend and when she noticed she was obviously very murderous so i stopped but it was exhilarating to have someone be possessive of me to that extent, like i am worth anything at all.
Another time i forgot to greet her when she came back from the store and she fought with me and it was very attractive to see her being violent.
Another good movie i saw was Misery by Stephen King. It's about a psycho woman who's smitten with her favorite writer and when he ends up in a car crash near her house she locks him in a room for her benefit, and it reminded of how Yuno bondaged Yuki and i thought it was really hot and i kind of want to be locked up in a room too and be made a belonging.
I don't know. I have a background history of being abused, being raised around the mentally ill so maybe this is where i feel most comfortable, i always related better with the psychologically troubled and not with someone normal and typical. I feel like i would drop everything just to be someone's.
>>28625856
I live in arizona but I'm incredibly secluded and don't really like getting help for my projects. I really should because I suck really bad at art/animating and cant even fathom making music but my comfort zone comes first I guess.
>>28625366
Either attention whores or just clingy in a mundane sense.
So yeah, attention whores.
>>28622454
it's probably because you're not good enough to be the only one.
you're most likely ugly and boring and annoying.
>>28622544
>>28622810
I think you're adorable. Thanks for sharing a bit about yourself.
Please don't kill yourself. You're a blessing. Keep yourself alive for your future husbando if anything.
>>28623156
Thanks for the tip. I think it's not genuine to go looking for yanderes. I imagine they are so rare it's not worth it. They just come, or they don't. Could you tell us more about what you look for in a mate?
>>28623199
I think a yandere is someone who is pathologically insecure about being abandoned and has low self-worth. You have to bend yourself to re-assure them, and changing your life to avoid upsetting them. It's never a tranquil life, but boy do i sure love drama, it is the right thing for me.
>>28623589
That is extremely adorable anon, i think i understand why you love a retard, too, because they are authentic, and the childishness remembers you of your long lost youth.
>>28624185
You lucky dog.
advice to yanderes out there: try dating someone a bit below your rank.
I kind of want a yandere girlfriend.
I'd talk to other girls sometimes just to get her jealous. Then she'd get even more clingy, and in the end I'd be all hers anyways. In theory, of course. I have no idea what a relationship would be like.
>>28622454
I wouldn't say a yandere controls everything in a relationship. The only downside I have right now is that I can't even talk with my family that much. She gets really annoyed if I phone my mom or meet her. I don't have any friends I meet or talk to so it's not a problem for me, but she did express multiple times that she's very happy I don't have friends.
She did a few scary things during our relationship.
Got in trouble with the police once, because she ended up punching my old classmate in the middle of the street when I met her and hugged her.
She "jokes" that i'll never be able to leave her and she will simply lock me up if I do to change my mind.
She really loves animals and even saves flies when they fall in water. And yet I saw her break a cats neck after I got too close to it and it scratched my face near the eyes.
We also go to this local shop and one time the cashier was abit unpleasant to me. Basically I gave her small change and she asked that am I poor or something, why should she count a mountain of coins. After that, my gf started collecting small change and targets the cashier. Like change of anything under 10 cents. When the cashier gets pissy, she simply asks if she needs to call the manager to help her count.
I would of left her years ago, but I was afraid i'll always be alone if I did. I was thinking she is super cute and i'll be able to change her weird "quirks". I guess it grew on me at this point.
Yandere has always been a dumb weeb thing to me but after reading this thread, I realized that I fit all the yandere stereotypes.
>deep physiological issues
>virgin
>obsessed with one guy for over 2 years
>stalked his family members
>get violently angry whenever he talks to a girl
I'm the worst.
>>28626395
She sounds pretty intense. How'd you meet?
>>28626452
What's he like? Why his family members?
>>28626452
Holy shit wait a sec.
>deep physiological issues
check
>virgin
check
>stalked [her] family members
pretty much check
>get violently angry whenever [she] talks to a [boy]
i kicked a hole in the wall once because of this
Am I a male yandere? Also
>created a "shrine" to her
>stole one of her sweaty shirts, wrapped it around a pillow and cuddled the pillow every night for a week until it lost its smell
>get jealous when she even talks to her younger brother
>>28626489
On a private server of an mmo. Funny how for like 2 months we talked about everything, but we didn't know each others gender or name.
she's not always intense. Usually she's very motherly. Slightly bossy, but only that I exercise, eat and spend some of the time during the day studying. She just gets "ticked off" as she calls it.
JUST GIVE ME A YANDERE GF I DON'T CARE IF SHE CHAINS ME TO THE WALL IN HER BASEMENT AS LONG AS SHE LOVES ME I WILL LOVE HER
>>28626525
Did you end up being with her?
>>28626580
Yes actually.
Then a couple months in it didn't work cause I was too clingy and didn't give her enough space. Also cause I wouldn't stop touching her hands or cuddling or getting any physical contact I could get. I mean I'm over her now, it's been long enough, but I'm probably going to go through the same thing next time I meet a girl that'll talk to me. And it's not like it was a young love thing cause I was 20 at the time.
>tfw i legitimately considered murdering my own brother and daydreamed about it because he also had a crush on her
I could easily go without interacting with other girls for the sake of my hypothetical yandere gf's jealousy.
But I'd never want to be an enabler to such self-centered, bratty behavior.
>>28623384
>tried shitting on me for liking 2d "why am I even arguing with someone who jerks off to cartoons"
How do you even reveal to people that you jerk off to 2D. Fucking autists.
I'm a man with Borderline Personality Disorder, so the yandere type suits me perfectly.
>>28622544
i dont have any friends.
this wasn't an original comment and im sorry mister robot overlord.
>>28626706
i don't give a shit about it
i was liking something on facebook and it probably came up
you should have some pride in your hobbies and interests anon, just remember someone somewhere is into something even weirder yet appears perfectly well adjusted. how'll you ever find friends with common interests if you put a wall up around yourself?
>>28626395
She sounds fucking scary. Probably had many boyfriends before.
>>28627091
*many boyfriends before and is now milking you for money. Fuck phone for removing half of the sentence.
>>28627091
>>28627108
> sounds scary
she's very nice, just has outburst against others and has a short temper when interacting with them. In 5 years she didn't yell or do something bad to me. Not even once.
> many boyfriends before
Funny story. When I met her family and it was more or less official we are together, her father basically thanked God his daughter isn't a homosexual. She didn't interact well with other kids at school and had multiple outburst against guys that would try hitting on her.
> milking you for money
I'm poor, she's somewhat rich. We are basically living off of her parents. I am "not allowed" to find a job because she doesn't want me to socialize with people in the workplace.
In a way, i'm the one milking her.
Women who aren't virgins can't be yandere unless the one person they lost their virginity is the one man they're obsessed with.
>>28622454
>freak them out
That's a vital part of the yandere relationship. Infact, that's the entire fucking point. Otherwise everything is just deredere.
Smhtbhfam
>>28627179
She wasnt even a virgin most likely just pretending to be le missunderstood to fuck chad and to piss off daddy.Yandere doesnt exist and you cant be one unless you save your virginity for the one person. fuck off now.
>>28622454
My family is all awful
Im happy with someone looking through all my accounts to make sure i talked to literally no one.
>>28622454
I legitimately like yanderes. What love is purer than one you're willing to kill for? I'm pretty clingy myself. As a man, I could never admit it in person, but I am definitely the jealous type. And I get separation anxiety. I would love a QT yandere gf to be codependent homebodies with.
>crazy overatched girl starts talking to me
>I always respond immediately and treat her like a princess despite her being so clingy and uncomfortable
>she just stops talking to me
yandere girls do not want love.
>>28627538
But she was a virgin. She simply said people always annoyed her and she never pursued any relationships.
> yandere doesn't exist
they do to some extent, but others usually leave such unstable people. The clinginess is very unsettling at the start. And I don't think everyone likes the idea of being separated from your family or friends (if you have them). Neither is it that fun when you find the person going through all your accounts and phone to see if you're not talking with a female of any species.
>>28626395
Holy fuckin shit am I glad I stumbled upon this thread.
My best friend got a "yandere" gf or whatever and here's a little list of stuff she's done in the 2 years she's been in his life.
-Forced him to impregnate her and have a child
-Forced him to move in with him and open up a shared account from which SHE would be the controlling party
-Forced him to quit his job and fucking move 2 hours away to move in with her parents because she "missed them ;_;"
-Forced him to cut off contact with all of his friends and family
-She tracks his movements every 30 minutes with some creeper app that she installed on "his" phone
-I say "his" because she actually took his phone away from him because she didn't think he could be trusted and told him that he probably "just left it somewhere"
-She unironically gets angry at him when he hangs out and watches football or anime with me or anyone else because she feels like she deserves and is entitled to 100% of his time all the time.
Yandere isn't cute it isn't anime, these are girls with fucking serious genuine mental problems and one turned my best friend into a little pussy faggot who gets a pat on the head and quiets down immediately and goes y-yes honey
>>28627615
That sounds like heaven.
Can i please have her.
>>28627599
>>28627179
>>28626395
She sounds very controlling and agressive. Why stay with such a person? You cant even work man so what the fuck do you do?
I dont understand why would anyone want this. Someone who can snap at people kill fucking animals make others miserable and then not allow you to talk with people. Why do this?
I would probably love a yandere gf. I feel much safer when someone else is manipulating me. But that only applies if you're good at it.
>>28627179
So jealous.
>>28627615
I wish that was me. We both sound like push-overs. Except maybe the impregnation and financial domination part..that stuff can ruin your life.
forgot a few more gems as I was writing that, she had a fucking video and audio recorder going 24/7 in the house and would routinely watch the tapes like a security guard, listening for any mean thing said about her or anything she could hold against him.
In addition she forced him to give up his passwords to every single file sharing site, every single social media site and his email password. She checks them on a daily basis as well.
And I know I'm on /r9k/ so this is going to sound like shitty advice but if you want a girl like that, you shouldn't be dating at all. Figure out who you are and why you would hate yourself to become involved with a human being like that
>>28627684
You keep saying forced. How would she force him? Through custody? Through freak-outs? With-holding sex? It sounds like you're removing his agency when he must be atleast somewhat complicit.
>>28622454
Roastie yandere are shit. Femboy/trap yandere are shit.
The only acceptable yandere is your childhood best friend that lashes out when you show an interest in someone that isn't him.
>>28622454
Faggots will say they like "yandere" or whatever other is closest to that archetype, but they've only ever experienced it through TV and movies.
Truth is, being in a relationship with someone like that is shitty, it really is. It feels like you get almost zero reciprocation of feelings and that shit gets old fast.
You have to build onto your relationships, and not base who you love on fucking bullshit character archetypes. It doesn't work like that.
The only way to be successful in any relationship is to be open with eachother.
>>28627684
POSt
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>>28626395
The cat is fucking sick, she needs to be gassed.
The old classmate is a bit too far, but understandable in certain circumstances.
The cashier one is awesome though. I don't get why you're complaining about that. That's the kind of petty shit I do, like fuck that cunt. She needs to just shut her trap and do her job, not talking like she's above the customers. You should be glad your gf put in the effort because the cashier was rude to you.
All the yandere girls ive come across are retarded edgelords with a lot of mental problems. Huge attentionwhores too.
realized i only like 2D yandere long ago
>>28627633
only if you promise to put her in a giant burlap sack and throw her into fucking traffic my nigga
>>28627694
She essentially entrapped him, told him she was on the pill and then once she became pregnant she suddenly "didn't believe in abortions". They had worked together for about 6 months prior to this happening, and the second after she got him to move in with her everything I described began to happen.
The freak outs are the main thing from what I understand and it actually isn't a sexual thing at all which makes it even more confusing.
She leveraged her way into all of that stuff if you'd prefer that word over forced, but it's sociopathic and wrong
>>28627717
Yandere is not just a TV meme. They make great characters, so that's why they are often used, and of course, no one's lives is as exciting as a TV character's life, it's all dramatized, but yanderes are real, we just lack the vocabulary in English so we call it what's it called in japanese.
>>28627770
Except they aren't yanderes because no real human being would ever fit such a narrow archetype
This is what I'm getting at when I say they don't exist, anon
>>28626525
male yanderes dont exist
u an obsessive creep
...like me long ago
>>28627797
You might have a narrow definition of yandere, because if you read some of the stories here it's pretty damn yandere.
>killing a cat
>isolating object of love from others
>psychotically insane
>>28627615
> all those things
The only ones I can relate with are the bank account somewhat, since her parents are paying for us basically.
Also had to cut off contacts will all friends and can't really visit my family, since she almost went off a few times at my mother.
Same for the last part of hanging out. Had a few online friends that I had to break off with, she would always get angry if we talked together or played games, saying we could be spending time together.
still
> forced to impregante her
wot
>>28627646
She's not aggressive towards me. It used to be scary how aggressive she is towards other people, but now I got used to it. I don't try to change her, since that's how she is.
I stay with her because I love her. Nobody ever batted an eye at me or noticed i'm there, where as she gave me alot of attention and love from day one. She took care of me when I was sick, looks after my health and helped me get stronger. Makes sure I do sports and study.
I can't work or go anywhere without her because she gets very anxious. She instantly goes out looking for me if I leave, to see if i'll be alright. She says she worries that something bad will happen to me. she's protective. In a way it's stalking, but i'm fine with it.
All those things that she did were weird at the start, but at the same time...charming? I like her for that. I feel that she would do anything for me and this is the first time in my entire life when I felt that from another person.
>>28627726
At the start I was abit afraid, because I thought she will go off on me aswell. But for every time she would be aggressive to someone else, she would turn at me and become very sweet. So now i'm not that afraid and i'm not complaining.
>>28627855
You guys should seek some mental help then, dude.
Also, people in the real world aren't like that. I don't know who the fuck you're trying to kid.
>>28627881
> you should seek mental help
where do you think you are, chump?
>>28627881
>7 billion people in the world
>expecting all of them to be normal
>>28627880
If you don't mind me asking bro, how did the discussion go with the whole cutting off friends thing? Like did she give you a reason, is she still allowed to see her friends?
>>28627898
>chump
Nigger please.
I think I'm on a board with a bunch of sad and deluded losers who actually think they can apply shitty stereotypes to everyday people
>>28622454
>but they cant handle not talking or being friendly with anyone else
Yeah nah. I guess I can understand jealousy but you're taking it too far when you want a person isolated.
The real issue is :
>>28625523
>Yandere girls don't actually exist.
There are plenty of insecure boys who would love to have a yandere girlfriend. The thing is, real yandere do not exist, the only close thing you can get is a whiny western manipulative bitch.
>>28627844
male yanderes definitely do exist, but they are discouraged.
>>28627908
She doesn't have friends. Not because she was never able to make them, but because she never felt the need to have them and other people annoy them.
At first she would look through everything I wrote online and on the phone. I was really angry at her for that, but she would always make me back off somehow. Basically making it look innocent. Then she would say they make bad influence on me, she would like to do X with me that I do with them and etc. Making it seem that why should I talk with them and do something, when I can do the same things with her anytime I want. I know it wasn't so innocent and she was somewhat manipulating me. But they were just long time online friends. Keyword being online. So it's okay I guess. I had two "friends" I would meet only during our birthdays to have a drink with, but I stopped responding once and they stopped calling.
I wouldn't have done it if she had friends, but she didn't even meet anyone for as long as we are together. It's obviously not healthy, but i'm happy, she's happy and her family is happy.
>>28627944
>knew a girl who couldn't handle that but also spent time with others all the time
quite strange
>>28627988
You're allowed on 4chan though?
I could easily give up friends if she didn't have any, I'm quite introverted anyway.
But honestly, I don't think I could leave this shitty place if I tried. I'll probably be here until the feds shut it down.
no offence but these people are fucked
don't stick yer dick nor date crazy.
>>28622454
I really would have no standards or anything, however
>you want to separate me from the few, FEW people I talk to
>you want to separate me from people I grew up with
thats not being yandere, that's being a stupid fucking whore
>implying you wouldn't go "yandere" over the first 6ft baseball player that pays attention to you
fuck off
>>28622454
I would actually go through with all of that. Yandere girls are my fetish, I know it's not generally an attractive thing to people, but I like it. It gives me hope that someday I will have a hot yandere gf, and she will be pleasantly surprised by how well I handle and treat her. The only thing that keeps me afloat is that on the partner point scale, yandere would be a -, so that gives me a chance of getting within the proper range to be able to get a pretty one.
>>28624489
I think I know her. Australian?
No female friends is reasonable but why not any friends? I just don't get what the problem is.
What do I have to do to get a Koharu Matsuki tier gf?
>>28628021
It's an anonymous board. The whole problem is me doing something with others that gets her jealous and irritated. For example playing games, hanging out, watching movies. Just talking is fine and she visits this place for a much longer time than I have so that probably adds up. She visits /r9k/ specifically tho because she says she doesn't like how it changed after it was shutdown.
>>28628090
like I said >>28628107 . It's somewhat okay to talk with them from time to time, but it becomes a problem when you spend time with them. Could be different for others so I can't speak for all. You can't really keep any friends if you just drop them a message every few days and never do anything together. So you end up with no friends automatically.
I don't think I'd be into a yandere gf myself, mostly because I'm one of those normie guys who likes to feel in charge and on top when it's bedroom time. I might feel slightly demasculated if yandere chan was controlling my life/
>>28628127
So let's say I talk with 2 or 3 friends on steam regularly and go out with them like twice a month. Is that still a problem?
I don't have friends, I might be good for a Yandere, but who knows, I'll never meet any girl, the people truly like that don't get any attention even (especially) on here.
>>28627988
I'm >>28627615 and I literally watched this exact same thing happen to my friend
>he would like to do X with me that I do with them and etc. Making it seem that why should I talk with them and do something, when I can do the same things with her anytime I want.
it's fucking chilling to read this stuff because I saw it play out in real life with my friend. The girl took up smoking weed solely so that he would smoke with HER and nobody else. Because it's HER movie, starring HER, produced by HER, and by the way, she wrote the ending already. you're just along for the ride in her mind and dude i'll tell you honestly, It's that kind of sociopathic shit that you'll have happening your entire life unless you stand up for yourself man.
>>28628148
It was a problem when I used to go out 3 times a year with two friends to have a drink during our birthdays. We would only sometimes talk on steam and never meet besides those times. Again, this is anecdotal and based on my personal experience so who knows how others would react.
>>28628128
You are masculine even if you let your woman boss you around, in the same way that women can act however they want, even be dominant, and they remain feminine.
Damn I wish I had a GF that would just tell me all I have to do and command me
All these stories make it seem like yanderes just appear out of pure luck.
Has anyone ever set in mind to chase these kind of broken girls?
>>28628187
no that's pretty standard. My friends girl is nearly finished eradicating his friendships, soon he will have nobody but her.
>>28628225
whatever helps you sleep at night dude, lmao.
>>28628177
I know i'm in for a ride and I know it might not seem like a healthy relationship. The only good thing is that she never forces me to do the things she likes. For example she never says "we will go watch X because I like it". If anything it feels like she does the things I like mostly. But she already had a broad range of interests when we met, without me mentioning I like the things.
One way or another these 5 years have been good for me. There were bumps, but I feel she genuinly tries to make me feel comfortable, even if it means making others miserable. I got spoiled abit.
she also spins the whole friends thing with something like "if you don't have friends, they can never hurt you or betray you".
>>28628243
Was pure luck for me while playing a game online. Where would you even go looking for such people?
>>28628258
What game? Some MMO?
>>28622454
Real yandere don't exist senpai.
>>28628250
For example she never says "we will go watch X because I like it".
Yeah man she's picking her battles, smart girl. No friends allowed but you get to do stuff you enjoy most of the time? Sit that cunt down and tell her you're a human being and you need friends and socialization that you can't get from her at least not 100% of the time. It's gunna be really hard to convince her of anything because it sounds like she's very used to being right, but you gotta try man. You can have friends and a relationship you don't need to live like this. I watched my best friend wither and die because of a girl like this, I don't like the idea of it happening to any of you guys
It's not that I'm a fan boy, but I like the idea of yandere girls because they would be empathetic to my paranoia towards cheating in relationships.
>>28628323
I think a yandere might be offended if you told her you thought she was going to be unfaithful :^)
>>28628363
I wouldn't have to worry. That's the point.
>>28628317
But I don't want friends. Ive never had real friends I couldn't do without. I was never good at keeping friends even if I had them. I wouldn't say she's used to being right. I critisize her quite abit in a few subjects that she holds dear almost constantly because I also want her to improve.
I can't say i'm withering. I was an unhealthy husk before. Small, thin, with a very unhealthy heart. Constantly sick. Would get sick with a high fever about 8 to 15 times a year. Now my heart is very healthy, I don't eat any junk food, I can cook meals(before could barely scrape a sandwich), I gained weight and I havent been sick for over 3 years. I maybe had a fever once in those years and I got healthy without a single drop of medicine. It's all because she has an iron grip on my life when my healthy comes in question. Everything else I can control and abuse in some cases. Well and my social life which I never liked.
Thank you for the concern and I'm certain a good portion of people would despise this kind of relationship, but I feel thankful. I still get scared sometimes and I feel controlled and manipulated in some cases, but again I always felt it benefited me in the end.
>>28628275
Lineage 2. It was fun back then.
>have yandere gf for 5 months
>keeps saying how she'll never leave me
>"even if things go catastrophically wrong, and we break up all you have to do is wait"
>she one day completely changes her personality and breaks up with me and doesn't want to talk with me any more and says that she's a different person now
>bring up that quote from before
>"im not that person any more"
>it's been 3-4 days since we talked and i cant stop thinking about her
WHAT THE FUCK
>>28628926
and she's schizophrenic too.
>>28622544
I hate my friends, so I suppose I'd ditch them for my partner.
>>28628926
have you tried waiting a week?
>>28628988
No, I just told you. And I can't get her out of my head. I don't know what the fuck happened.
The worst part is I'm literally unable to do anything without thinking about her. Back when we were in a relationship it was fine, but now that we're out of it I can't concentrate on ANYTHING without thinking about her. She blocked me everywhere p. much and told me to go away. It's like her entire mind went 180 degrees in 1 day.
>>28628926
You got played son. But that was an unreasonable thing to promise in the first place.
>>28629011
Wait 3 months.
>>28629011
give her some space, 3-4 weeks, and then tell her why you miss her, etc. if you stayed 6 months together you obviously go well together.
>>28628926
> have yandere gf
what exactly made her yandere for you.
>>28629043
this, give some advice ffs.
>>28629040
>>28629030
That's the problem. I have no idea how to get her out of my head.
She was the only one who I know that cared about me. She pretty much kept saying how much she cares and wants to care about me every day. We were even planing on getting married (that was her idea).
She was the only person I could talk to, and I know that she's probably going to read this as she browses /r9k/ but i already told her all of this on the day she broke up with me. The only thing she really said was that we can't be together because it's apparently not healthy and that it's because of things inside her head of which she has no control over.
>>28629098
Don't get her out of your head then.
>>28629097
Advice? Advice on what? How to get a yandere gf?
You can't just GET a yandere gf. She actually has to see something in you to care about you. You also have to give her a lot of attention obviously, which I didn't mind doing at all.
Don't look for one. They will find you. At least that's how it was for me.
>be yandere gf
>more dere than yan
>feel like killing myself 1/2 the time because I don't feel fucking worthy of my BF, and I feel like he'll leave me anyway
>takes all of my willpower everyday to dispel this stupid feeling and move along
>>28622454
>claims to be yandere
>refuses to give out any contact whenever people want yanderes
Right
>>28629128
>Don't get her out of your head then.
How's that gonna help? Are you saying that by focusing on getting her out of my head so much, I'm essentially doing the opposite (i.e thinking about her even more)?
>>28629132
No, I mean what makes you say she was yandere.
>tfw no mentally unstable yandere gf to force me to live in her basement and keep me locked in there, restrict my internet access, and only let me partake in her pre-approved hobbies while she was gone, and then come home and use my face as a seat for her (hopefully bloody) pussy while she strokes my back and tells me what a good boyfriend I am.
>>28629159
I am saying that you should bear with it even if it gets the best of you. There is a chance that what you just said is true, but don't count on it. Just accept your fate as someone who thinks about someone.
>>28623034
I'll be your friend, anon. I like talking about stuff. Post deets and I'll add you.
>>28629133
Being able to pick any man you want, why did you choose to go for someone out of your league if you know it makes you suicidal? Is anything else than Chad's love not real? Do you know that if you find Chad attractive, other women find him attractive too? Why not pick one of us Forgotten Ones?
>>28629169
She wanted to cook for me, care for me, kept telling me how much she loves me, wanted to quietly steal pieces of my hair and hide them somewhere, when I was gone without any internet access for 2 days she was crying non-stop because she thought i was dead, and when I once threatened to break up with her she was ready to pretty much do ANYTHING, even self-harm just to keep me.
Of course I obviously never actually let her hurt herself. I would have never allowed myself to do that, especially since she used to be in past abusive relationships.
>>28629211
Sounds unstable and not quite yandere.
I HATE this thread SO MUCH.
Yanderes are the holy grail, and i'll never be able to get that.
And this bitch of an OP has the gall to say that boys don't like yanderes. MOTHERFUCKER you are in the bottomless pit of human scum who would kill just for a little bit of human affection.
>>28629199
Her birthday is in about a month. No matter what happens, I'm still getting her a birthday present. She deserves it.
I talked to some of her friends that knew her for 10 years, and they basically all told me "give her some time". That is literally the only thing that's keeping me alive right now.
>>28629207
I picked the one that wouldn't keep around female friends and orbiters. I know even NEETs on this board have no respect for clingy crazy girls and will keep around 1-2 femanon friends "just in case". I picked the most loyal, honest man.
But he deserves more and I don't think this makes him happy. My clinginess is not healthy and is not what normal relationships are like. It's his first relationship and I feel like I've just given him good practice.
>>28629282
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but
>But he deserves more and I don't think this makes him happy
That's not true. If he's with you, he's with you for a reason. If he wasn't happy with you he would have broken up with you already.
I'm speaking as somebody who's been in a similar situation. She left me because she thought she couldn't make me happy. In the end, her leaving me only made things a lot worse.
Stay with him. He will appreciate it.
Dated a legit yandere girl. In real life you wanna go for girls with borderline personality and dependency issues (mine had parental abandonment).
Even after breaking up she still texts me everyday and calls me to tell me how much she loves and misses me. She is literally living with another guy, sleeping in his bed, and calling me to tell me she loves me while he's laying next to her. He's kinda just used to it and accepts it.
While she was with me she tried to make sure I had no friends by threatening to hurt them or blackmail them. She would break down in tears if I didn't answer her texts within 5 minutes. She legit thought of drugging my mother if she didn't approve of her.
We only broke up because I legitimately had no romantic feelings for her. Otherwise I found it endearing. I wish a girl I actually liked was that attached and loyal to me. Though I know if I ever get another girlfriend I'd have hell to pay. Good thing I suck at getting girlfriends....
Figures the only girl who would like me is one who literally has mental issues. Pic from yesterday's message log.
>>28627179
>>28626395
how did you first meet oout of game and when did you first find out that shes yandere?
I always considered myself a male Yandere.
>Gets attached inappropriately fast, and try to move things into intimacy quickly
>Devote all my time, attention and energy for who i'm obsessing over. I will DREAM about them most nights. I will think of them all day and nearly worship them.
>Remember everything they like/dislike religiously
>Ask for their attention for the entire day. Ask them to do activities with me, watching things, playing games. Ask them what they're thinking, feeling, doing.
>Will use any means necessary to get them to like me, even if it's manipulative
>Whole-body ecstacy when my object of affection shows any positive emotions towards me.
>Murderous contempt at any men who interact with her
>Lurk r9k constantly, looking if i can find them posting
>Lurk their social media
>Google their name, their username to better understand their activities and to learn more about them, what they like/dislike so i can use it to my advantage.
>If they mention they have trouble keeping track of their schedule, i offer to keep a schedule for them and to remember them to do things. I do this so i can feel more involved with them. Thing is, i do this for relative strangers.
>Extremely protective of them. I have gotten into heated discussions and even a fight over minor issues of how my family treated a girlfriend.
>I chase animals away from her
>I paid a few grands for an internet girl to come live with me. I took care of her everything, and all she had to do is to stay in her room and play video games. It made me so happy
>I have no friends, and i have literally no interests or compassion towards anyone other than my love object, current or prospecting.
>I want to be with them every second of the day. If they go to the bathroom i follow them and wait by the door and when they come out i hug them like i haven't seen them in 10 days. I have to always be touching their arm or their hands or be cuddling them
Every girl I've been with finds me too intense.
FKN Word limit
>>28629570
>Every girl I've been with finds me too intense.
Wrong.
Every girl you've been with found you too physically unattractive. I'd bet my ass that if a 10/10 male model Chad acted in the EXACT SAME WAY you did she would have been completely and totally in love with him.
Just remember that when it comes to women, IT'S FINE WHEN CHAD DOES IT.
>>28629570
>Gets attached inappropriately fast, and try to move things into intimacy quickly
>Devote all my time, attention and energy for who i'm obsessing over. I will DREAM about them most nights. I will think of them all day and nearly worship them.
>Remember everything they like/dislike religiously
>Lurk r9k constantly, looking if i can find them posting
>Lurk their social media
>Google their name, their username to better understand their activities and to learn more about them, what they like/dislike so i can use it to my advantage.
>If they mention they have trouble keeping track of their schedule, i offer to keep a schedule for them and to remember them to do things. I do this so i can feel more involved with them. Thing is, i do this for relative strangers.
>Extremely protective of them. I have gotten into heated discussions and even a fight over minor issues of how my family treated a girlfriend.
>I have no friends, and i have literally no interests or compassion towards anyone other than my love object, current or prospecting.
Guy here. These definitely apply to me. The rest seem a bit too extreme.
>>28622454
>genuinely like and can handle yandere
>people don't understand the amount of attention and responsibility behind having a yandere gf
Yea, op. Not a lot of yandere girls out there either.
>>28629570
All this applies to me except the paying a girl to come live with me.
People say males can't be yanderes or at least dont' want them to be, but it seems clear that I'm one too.
>>28629570
these are just beta behavior when a male does it lmaooo
>>28629282
Are you by any chance trans?
>>28629520
We talked alot in game and ended up talking with voice. That's when I found out she's a girl for the first time. Naturally I felt comfortable with her and asked her out. She accepted, but I got lucky with it. She said she didn't feel like I would annoy her too much so that's why she met me that day. The date went well and as far as she said, something instantly clicked inside of her when we met. She wanted to see me again the next day. And again after that.
As for her being yandere
> 3 weeks of us dating
> she comes over to my place with her laptop and we play some games and relax
> I take her phone without her seeing, since I didn't think she'd mind
> Needed it to take pictures of the interior of a cupboard because it was crooked
> Open up the gallery to see the picture
> Photos of me there
> wat
> Photos of me sleeping
> never remember her being at my place for the night
> big wat
> confront her about it
> she starts panicking but comes clean
> she says she climbs into my apartment (2nd floor. I always sleep with windows open. The apartment complex was being renovated and there was scaffolding. She also goes to those places where you can climb on walls inside for about 7 years regularly).
> says she likes sitting near the open window watching the sunrise from above
> I aint buying it
> she says she wanted to use the bathroom, so she climbed in once
> said I was sleeping in a very cute way and just took a few pictures and tried to laugh it off nervously
I wanted to break up with her then and was really angry at her. Told her to leave and she got super upset. Had like 40 missed calls and hundreds of text messages, but for some reason decided to forgive her in a few days. Eventually I found it flattering. I never even heard someone say I look handsome, so for her to climb into my apartment and take pictures of me was sweet in a very creepy kind of way.
>>28629744
No I'm a real girl. Trans aren't girls.
I just want a girl to stab me to death over a misunderstanding, is that so much to ask? Why aren't these 'yandere' girls actually clinically insane murderers like in my animes?
>>28629770
Oh. I'm just asking since this reminds me a lot of the situation with my yandere gf. She feels like I'm out of her league and I deserve better and she can't handle being with me because of that.
I basically went on a downward depression spiral after that. She achieved the exact opposite of what she wanted.
>>28629783
what kind of shitty yandere would take out their frustration on their lover? you might be thinking of tsundere.
>>28629808
I'm never going to leave him unless something happens to me. I simply can't.
But I've been pushing him to leave me. Which I think has been working. I know he can do better.
Can all of you normies with your la quirky exdee gfs fucking kill yourself? Make this thread on /soc/. None of you are telling the truth here and even if youvwere then why do you come on r9k of all the fucking places to brag about it. Goodjob you got an unstable sloppy seconds gf with daddy issues.
>>28629897
What's your fucking point? Yuno Gasai had daddy issues too. Her parents hated her.
>>28622454
I've been called a yandere quite a bit. I'm jealous, possessive, obsessive, literally crazy. But I'll always disagree with what people call me, since it appears that 'real yanderes' are just cold hearted bitches. You should want the man yoy love to be happy above all, and then you read about people forcing their lovers to be all alone and miserable just to fulfill some kind of fantasy of theirs. I don't think that's right, even though I understand it.
>>28629958
Wrong pic fucking
>>28629753
> kills animals
> doesnt allow to have friends
> invades personal space
> does things against your will and without you knowing
> prevents you from meeting your family
> is a bitch to other people because her boyfriend is a pussy
> falls in love on the first day
> violent and aggressive
> "I love my girlfriend shes amazing"
Holy
Fucking
Shit
How big of a cuck can you be. How can anyone take this kind of shit. You are bellow a fucking house pet at this point. Everyday im terrified at how delusional you weebs are. I know people can have a hard life but youre choosing to be pathetic and grovel at someones feet.
>gf is self proclaimed yandere
>keeps telling me that she loves me and wants me and wants me to be happy
>leaves me because she wants me to be happy
THAT'S NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS
>>28629958
Its a fucking cartoon. People dont and shouldnt be yandere in real life. If youre even 1/3 of what they are in anime, you need to be locked up. Not go to get mental help, but be locked up and forced to get it. I wish I knew who you people were so I could report your cunts "gfs" for abusing others and for being a threat to everyone around them.
>>28629994
I wouldn't mind being a house pet. I should be grateful at any female attention at this point. It's been 7 years since i've even held hands with anybody.
>>28629865
uh excuse me, this hypothetical murderous woman is my waifu and i won't have you disparaging her on a tibetan throat knitting forum
only the best girls murder their lovers
>>28630032
This thinking is the reason youre a doormat who will be alone forever.
I could fall for a yandie gf in another life, but I feel like in too far down the rabbit hole to cut out my family/the few friends I have for love.
>>28629994
Why are any of those things bad? Some people want a yandere gf and they have one. It's hard to live with one, but if they can then good for them.
>>28630029
>having a clingy gf is bad
>having somebody who'll love you forever is bad
people like you should be gassed
>>28630321
but switch around the gender and it's the worst thing ever...
also
>people like you should be gassed
yes that is a totally rational response to a minor annoyance............
>>28630444
>but switch around the gender and it's the worst thing ever...
It depends on who you're talking to. Also, nice trips.
>>28629570
>>I paid a few grands for an internet girl to come live with me. I took care of her everything, and all she had to do is to stay in her room and play video games. It made me so happy
Story pls.
