>first day of uni
>get invited drinking with some kids on my floor
>huge group all drinking
>having a blast never been this social
>kid asks me to make a toast
>fuck fuck fuck
>panic have no idea what to say
>have sudden strike of inspiration
>TO ALL THE ORPHANS IN THE WORLD
>silence for the longest 20 seconds of my life
>"that was pretty weird man"
>get embarrassed
>walk home lock door
>last party I ever went to
>just stay in and study every night talking to noone
Who isn't cut out for socialization here?
>>28621725
Jesus Christ my fucking sides
Couldn't you have just made a toast to having a great time in the future years at uni? Holy aspergers
fuck... why did he have to put you on the spot like that. Normies live in the moment, you should've just said to alcohol or getting fucked up.
Saying anything that isn't covered in glitter to a normie they see it as strange.
>>28621725
>be me
>at cousin wedding
>her friend hot as hell
>i want fuck
>cousin introduces us
>yes yes yes
>she's nice
>she's into cool stuff
>"tell me about yourself"
>i like anime
>never saw her again
>>28621725
man i you had of said that in the moment and in a drunken manner i'm sure everyone would of cracked themselves
maybe pre drink before your next party
>be me
>taking physics final have two hours
>can't concentrate at all
>first hour goes by have absolutely nothing done
>calls five minutes left have 4 questions done out of seventeen
>start to freak out
>can feel my adrenaline surging
>think I'm having a panic attack
>calls time
>need to ask him for more time
>C-C-CAN I H-HAVE A F-F-FEW MORE M-MINUTES
>am freaking out so badly that I stutter the response half screaming
>can here classmates audibly laughing
>professor gives me five more minutes
>too spooked to focus
>turn back the same paper
>>28621725
kek i would have just laughed because it sounds like a joke
of course, being asked to make a toast while drinking at college is a weird fucking thing. Are you sure they weren't spergs that you were hanging out with? Or freshmen?
>>28621725
I would have laughed at this and taken it as ironic humor. Those people are jerks
>go to a party at uni
>meet some grill there
>she's all over me the entire night
>never happened to me before am very excited
>we keep drinking and I don't know what to say so I start talking about video games
>talk to her about nazi zombies for about 15 minutes and how I'm amazing at it
>ask her to come to my dorm to play with me
>she says yes unbelievably
>walk back to my place with her rubbing against me the entire time
>enter my room
>instantly load up zombies
>we awkwardly start to play
>she's dreadful and won't stop dying
>only get to round 4
>"up I think I'm gonna go"
>never see her again
I'm still a virgin to this day
>>28621725
not
>TO THE NORMIES RRRRREEEEEEEEEE
im pretty disappointed in you anon
>>28622134
I was fairly slammed when I said it
>>28622200
They seemed pretty normie to me. A few Chad's and stacies mixed in. It was a junior's party
>>28622271
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking kek
>in my oral comm class
>sit in the back and don't talk to anyone
>teacher makes us do group work
>fml
>we have to think of a way to market a body pillow
>actually joking around and having a good time
>girl starts to joke about making the pillow look like channing tatum
>"haha we could let the customers send in a picture of their crush and they could get their own pillow of them "
>awkward laughter
>Stacy from group sitting in front of us says "o my God that's so fucking creepy"
>get really red
>say back "y-yeah that was the point"
>sarcastically says okay and makes a disgusted face
>never talk again for any of the group work the rest of the semester
I just have to remember that I'm not funny t bh
>friends start talking about masturbation
>start talking about gross things they've masturbated too
>one kid talks about some ugly chick on our class
>other talks about jerking it too midgets
>ask me what's the nastiest thing I've jerked it too
>tell them no it's too bad haha
>they really want to know
>tell them okay fine but it was a one time thing don't judge me haha
>show them pic related
>both instantly look disgusted
>both get quiet
>instantly realize I fucked up telling them
>say I was just kidding
>it's too late
>I can tell they don't believe me
We still hang out but it's never been the same. I need to learn to just keep all my secrets buried.
>>28621725
I would have toasted you back, anon.
>>28621725
If someone brings it up, just say you were trying to be funny but then you forgot what you were doing because you were so drunk, the alcohol is to blame.
>go to uni
>first classes
>"and at the end of the semester we'll be doing an oral presentation"
>drop out and become NEET for the next 4 years
I don't do the panic thing
I just never want to socialize
When I do I get suspicious about people's feelings about me (You have no idea how many people I believe hate me, based on nothing)
I get paranoid real easy. I'm too fucking weird for this
>group assignment
>don't know anything about the subject
well.....
>>28622950
They're not so bad dude. At least here. My teacher said the same thing but we ended up spiting in to groups of 5 and doing presentations for each other and teacher wan't even there
