>have to be at work at 8:00 am
>it's now 12:04 am and I'm still up
who /absolute madman/ here?

I knew a girl who wanted to do that. She was a psychopath.

>>28621005

Shut up and let me taste your liver

>>28621005
why do i do this to myself, i am a fucked up person and need like 11 hours of sleep a day to not feel soul-crushing despair when I wake up every single fucking morning

I've heard my mother tell my dog she will eat her on several occasions. We once got a puppy and it disappeared and my mom said she gave it away.

>>28620965
i just want to know what humans taste like.
how do i accomplish this? do i have to resort to eating part of myself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiONOj4nAqY

>>28621083
Let me slice off a finger and I will let you know

>>28621005
>literally allowed to sleep in my cubicle
>still most competent employee in department while maybe doing 2 hours of work a day
/corporatemadman/

>>28621083
universities and hospitals have shitloads of cadavers they are always doing shit to and tossing out. Eating human meat isn't that hard if you care about it you faggot.