So tell me /r9k/... Are you in control of your cock, or is your cock in control of you?
>>28620573
I am a slave to the biological imperatives which are indifferent to my happiness or sadness. It is only in the distinct moments of clarity following orgasm that I can truly feel the intense existentialism of it all. The devil's laughter rings in my ears and yet I return for more.
What a wild, cruel beast nature is.
>>28620640
Perhaps this is a battle that all men are destined to lose. Perhaps it's for the best that we can never win.
>>28620573
tfw you will never suck off a robot with foreskin
I want to cut off my awful penis and become a real human being.
>tfw porn-induced erectile dysfunction for 5 years now
>Still force myself to masturbate to completion at least once a day
>Exhaust all novelty porn, nothing is new or sacred
>Literally incapable of achieving an organic erection and don't even enjoy masturbating
>Still can't sleep or relax if I haven't ejaculated
This is some kind of hell isn't it
>>28620900
>Porn induced
are you sure it's not circumcision-induced?
>>28620832
That is an absolutely huge urethra heabsolutely sticks things down
So I was right in assuming that lots of robots are stuck in a cycle servitude to their own bodys, to their own penises.
I know I sure as fuck am.
>>28620943
Given that I was completely able to form natural long lasting erections before, I'd say it's because I fried my brain by masturbating to novelty porn multiple times a day every single day for years on end with no social contact
>>28621041
So are normalfags, they just diversify. (Alcohol, drugs, partying) Also they get superior and more frequent sexual satisfaction which frees up their minds for "higher pursuits".
>fap and cum
>not even 20 minutes later
>dick is rock solid and I can feel it begging for another release
>won't go away until I give it what it wants (and my mental resistance is shit)
>pumpimg my cock feels even better because it's tender now
>repeat cycle until dick is swollen and a sweat and cum covered mess, dick head purple colored
>only then the beast is satisfied
I do this and then the monster rests for 3-4 days. But as soon as those balls start feeling full it comes back at full force. I know this cycle isn't healthy but I've been stuck in it for almost 6 months now. I feel like a slave.
>>28621691
So you masturbate excessively every 3-4 days? I mean I masturbate AT LEAST once a day, if not more than that. I have a pretty high sex drive and like you my resistance is shit. It's like I "have" to masturbate, if I ignore it then I go crazy. I'd say I'm masturbating anywhere from 7 times a week to 14 times a week, I guess that's not as bad as some people on here.
But like I said, it can go from like 1-3 times a day for me. There even times where I go beyond 3 but that's rare, if I'm SUPER HORNY, I'm talking like just ready to hump something or fuck something in my house then I'll masturbate constantly until my dick is swollen.
>>28621944
Oh trust me, I could easily beat it every day, but I don't want to. The urges to jerk off come every day, but I can resist them. But after 3 or 4 days of no-fap something just takes over me, I begin to feel like a wild animal in heat. I literally get hot sweats if I don't beat my cock down. I can't sleep unless I get off several times that day.
>>28620573
The distinction is completely abstract, we are one and the same.
>>28620573
100% my cock is in control of me. Sex addiction sucks sometimes.
>>28622399
>Sex addiction
I'm pretty sure you never got laid. You are taking about your addiction to fapping.
>>28622425
Ok man, whatever you say. I've never fucked a 500 lbs woman or anything.
Fucking speds, I swear.
on multiple occasions i was so horny i almost hooked up with random strangers who were like twenty years older than me
so yeah, sometimes it controls me
>>28620573
I'm not weak. I am in control of all of my limbs and appendages.
aka I'm a virgin
>go on hormones
>lose sex drive
>then something happened
>year and like 6 months in
>now get super hard still
>girl body
>male sexdrive
>>28620573
>>28620716
>>28621041
>>28621691
so are all of these dudes with huge dick supposed to mean something, or is it just faggotry? Because I feel like theirs supposed to be a deeper meaning but it's flying over my head.
Pretty much my cock controls me ONCE I got the boner. I can't stop and then I became addicted to fap.
Example: remember faping, remember it was nice, immediately do it again.
I only stop when my dick hurts.
>>28620573
i think the latter senpai
