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How do I kill myself without dying?
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How do I kill myself without dying?
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Meditate until ego death.
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>>28619999
>This post
>Those dubs

You know what to do.
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>>28619999
quads of truth

>>28619984
Or you could take lsd/dmt/mushrooms
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>>28620014
those are quads you fool
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>>28619984
Divine Moments of Truth

>>28619999
CHECKED + TRUTH
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>>28619984
Become immortal
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>>28620022
You mean dubs of dubs?

Nice pair of dubs btw.
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>>28620022
Well technically they are dubs too.
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>>28619984
take a vhs tape tea
trip is so strong you never come back
people who take this get permanently mind raped for life
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>>28619984
Summon a succubus waifu to take your soul and rape it for eternity.
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Self induced coma. Then your parents can turn off life support
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>>28619984
Sit in a room with no social contact for at least 6 months.
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>>28619999
How long can this take, anon?

Nice quads btw.
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take 5 nbome tabs
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>>28620151
Give it a good hour or so if you really want to go deep.

Perception will start going wonky and your sense of everything will contort, but don't be afraid, it's to be expected.
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lord of light tbqh
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>>28620186
how exactly do you meditate?
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>>28620151
This. >>28620186
You're going to have to work yourself up to that though. When you start meditating you will realize how clustered your thoughts are. You will probably want to start with 20 minutes or so and work your way up to hour long sessions.
It will takes months and ultimately years to really obtain any form of true ego death
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>>28620207
Sit in a quiet place. Sounds of nature are okay in my opinion, or a nice video on youtube look up "meditation sounds" and you will find videos of creeks running, etc etc. Binural beats are also an option but should be used in more advanced practice IMO.
So when you have a nice space where you wont be interupted and silence or soothing sounds, close your eyes and breathe deeply. Breathing is the most important part of meditation. Count your breaths. In for 5 out for 5. in for 5 out for 5. You want to slow your breathing down, but not so much that it is difficult for you, the more you practice, the slower your breath will naturally become when going into meditation.
Once you've established your breath, it becomes a bit free form. You ultimately want to clear your mind. At first, thoughts will be popping up at an incredible rate and will distract you. My personal method, of getting past this first step was to picture a river. And when thoughts pop up, picture them floating away down the river. Notice them, do not disregard them, but do not engage them.
Practice makes perfect. Do your own research, everyone finds their own methods that work best for them.
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>>28619984
>become a wageslave
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Make sure the window behind your blinds is up and look behind you.
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>>28620456
I'm very bad at thinking images
even my inner speech is voiceless
any helpful tip?
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>>28620557
Like I said you will find your own way of doing it. Google google google.
http://theconsciouslife.com/how-to-meditate-a-guide-for-beginners.htm
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>>28620456
Thanks for the advice.

Will try this coming weekend when i have a lot of free time to set out to try and truly relax without having any background stress going on.
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