So I just fired from Uber, here's what happened...
>be me
>start watching initial D
>get really into it
>want to be like Takumi
>buy used miata (live in burgerland, so no 8-6 for me)
>Start working for Uber cause it allows me to practice my driving skills
>seems to be going well for the first two weeks
Then...
>driving a customer home at night
>on small windy road
>car behind me passes
>WWTD
>realize my honor is at stake here
>speed up
>passenger tells me to slow down, but I ignore him, because muh honor
>turn radio up and blast eurobeat
>RUNNINGINTHE90S.JPG
>speed up even more
>just overtake other driver when I see a corner
>realize I have no idea how to drift
>yank handbrake and hope for the best
>car ends up hydroplaning and hitting a tree
>car is completely totalled, passenger is unconscious
One week later...
>Uber sends me letter terminating my employment
>also get hospital bill from passenger I was driving for 35,000 dollars
>not phased by any of this because my honor is still intact
That's all that matters senpai
Sounds like you're back on the rocks
>>28618462
You did the right thing anon, honor above all.
>>28618462
You narrowly avoided having to commit seppuku... That being said, you should still commit seppuku.
>>28618462
>Uber's face when they got the report on this incidentyou should have learned to drifto beforehand baka
Anon, what was your face like when you realized the miata doesn't meet user's car requirements?
>>28618462
What song did you play anon?
You are a great cool person
Absolutely cool
>>28618462
>tfw considering getting a bike because of Bakuon
>miata
isnt that a hairdressers car lol xD
>>28618462
reminds me of driveposting desu
nights of fire is now playing on your speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
how do you uber in a miata it only seats two
How do you not know how to doriftu? !
>have my phone on shuffle
>no one else is on the road because it's 6am
>One Night in Arabia comes on
>start going 105mph on a 70mph highway
>get away with it because you can see the cops from 5 miles away on the highway
God times
>be 2005
>watch naruto for the first time
>think it's the best thing I ever watched
>get really pumped up seeing naruto turn into nine tails
>start thinking I'm a ninja badass
>walk out of my dorm with a really mean look on my face
>push the door open really hard to leave
>2 girls were there
>woah what is that guy's problem
>mfw they thought I was badass
OP we need more real human heroes like you
>>28620605
They thought you were a weirdo.
>>28620605
>dorm
>>28618462
>It Didn't Happen, the short shitty story
>>28618462
> ignoring that fact you need a "safe" 4 door, relatively new car to even be accepted as an uber driver
miata is a 2 door roadster, you have to drive a 4 door vehicle to work for Uber
if you're gonna write a boring shitty story at least get your facts straight
DEJAVU
I HAVE JUST BEEN IN THIS THREAD BEFORE
>>28620675
fuck you cunt SHARINGAN
>>28620893
*teleports behind you*
...
tch!
ETERNAL MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!
