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Name one thing that would make your life better.
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Name one thing that would make your life better.
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>>28618332
If her Instagram were made public again.
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>>28618332

Death to be honest.
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If my anxiety disappeared
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Everyone but me dies.
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>>28618332
An end to all niggers and Jews
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A perfect brain with an IQ of 180.
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the ability to teleport
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My arms to be 1 inch more in diameter when flexed.
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>>28618379
THIS

anxiety haunts every social interaction ever i am a timid little bitch
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A large sum of money, preferable in the millions.
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>>28618332
my face right between those tits
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money or death

that's about it, i have no interest in friends/girlfriends, i just want money and live alone somewhere away from everyone.
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Increased IQ
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>>28618332
ambitions
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>>28618332
Spraying a 6 day load all over her tits.
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A bagel
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>>28618332
My own apartment
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>>28618379
This i have trouble leaving the house some days because of it
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art ability
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a vagina


inb4 kill yourself tranny whatever
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>>28618332
Money. Or better health.
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being able to test myself for gluten intolerance but i think its disqualifying in the military
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>>28618332
Money mang.
Give me a billion dollar bank account and I'm set.
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Ten million dollars.
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>>28618355
who is she???" famies
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>>28619082
Emily Helen Barry

original famies
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I mean I like donuts as much as the next guy but I'd rather have money
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>>28618332
Motorboating dem tittays.
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The ability to redo my life
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>>28619167
God bless you anon.

origano
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more heroin
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>>28618332
Had i been born not autistic. I blame every problem i've ever had on my autistic tendencies and my shitty parents but mostly my "autism"
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>>28618332
Something to be truly passionate about.
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>>28618332
Success or money. With success I would shove it in my normie family's face and show them they were the idiots. I'd do everything in my power to throw them into a deep depression.

Or with money I'd just say fuck it and go live a nice solitary lifestyle.
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If I was OCD free
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If my overthinking and laziness vanished and my common sense got multiplied
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>>28618332
Being reduced to nothing more than a mere babe to be held in the arms of Emily Barry and suckle upon her milk-bloated heaving bosoms before fading into oblivion.
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my single mom fuckbuddy and occasional oneitis dating me
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>>28618355
>tfw you are on her friends list
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>>28618379
Same family feelsfuckingawful mang
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>>28618332
>Name one thing that would make your life better.
200 million dollars would make my life better
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>>28618355
>>28618480
>>28618611
>>28619189
>>28620866
I'd put my eclair in her donut hole, if you know what I mean.
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>>28620866
Imagine if she actually gets pregnant and her boobs inflate to obscene proportions
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World population falls to 10,000,000
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>>28621009
It will happen eventually. I reckon she'll fill out a M cup.
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all i wanted was 100 million dollars and a bad bitch
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If my girl wasn't pregnant from another guy.
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Self discipline
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>/r9k/ so obsessed with Emily Barry
>never seems to care about the myriad of other big breasted QTs on the internet

What's up with this?
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>>28618332
money, i don't give a fuck for any of the superficial bullshit you guys care so much about.

i feel like asking for enough money to be set for life is asking too much, but if i had a million bucks i could at least live a good 10 years and then kill myself
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>>28618379
people are gana stare at you anyways when your awesome and famous, might as well get used to it now nigga
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To have not had my ridged band turned into face cream.
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>>28619333
funny that you say this because i am the exact opposite

if i had an autists lack of self awareness i wouldn't have to deal with this crippling anxiety, you are lucky desu
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>>28621186
1: Emily Barry is one of the cutest females to ever exist
2: gonna need sauce on that, friendo
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Lots and lots of money.

I could drown out my sorrows in my big garage with every car I've ever dreamed of owning.

I would be okay with that.
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Longer dick so I wouldn't strain my back and neck when giving myself a bj.
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A purpose. Also less autism.
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>>28621410
>chooses money
> i don't give a fuck for any of the superficial bullshit you guys care so much about.

Life must be great for you being this retarded
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Just an introverted friend that is devoted to me and vice versa.
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>>28621186
> at least one guy has got his dick between those tits at one point

jealous af tb.h
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>>28621626
Chandler Rabens. I am rationing out her photos from when she had really big boobs.
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>>28618332
More time, work isn't that bad, I like my life in general, but a lot more time for leisure, to do what I like (craftsmanship, read, play games, ...) would be very nice.
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>>28621793
>>28621186
>>28621186
didn't she get a reduction
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>>28621820
No, she just lost weight after she got sick.
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if a bully at work stopped picking on me...
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>>28621186
I care about all qts with huge boobs
>>28621820
Nah she just lost weight
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If I could to speak to her and ask her if she feels the same way I do. But I'm guessing she's moved on.
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Chandler is known.

But do you know Rosie? They are real btw.
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A free flat and fat bag of cash.
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>>28618332
an abnormally large penis
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or my fav Laura
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>>28621793
> 28HH bra size

holy fuck
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>>28621957
Her voice is so cute

http://video.pbssocal.org/video/2255274940/
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About $10m would.
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>>28621909
>>28621940
Where do I find more pics of these women
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>>28618332
suicide
,./,mnbvcxzx
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>>28622290
titsintops.com
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>>28618376
Man, the post I come here for is always in the first three.
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money would be nice
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>>28620897
>having female friends
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28618332
A new liver and pancreas so I could get blackout drunk again.
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Clear face (no acne or acne scars)
Non-shitty hair which always looks greasy and ugly even if I wash it
No social anxiety

The only three things I want to be honest
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Money
>mfw looking for quarters for gas to go to work tomorrow
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>>28618355
dubs confirmed reasons to dump some emily pics

Also her instagram will go public again if the hype about her cowtits dies down
So never
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>>28622532
If you google "emily helen barry" the search tool bar will automatically pop up her name and her instagram before you can even finish it
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>>28622547
man i don't know what to put her since the ROBOT just NEEDS something original
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>>28622560
So if anyone isn't already familiar with her, she's a titty monster in her early(?) 30s
She's a real-estate agent and an actress
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>>28622578
fuck me i forgot the image
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>running through this thread saving all the titty monsters

I NEED, and I repeat, NEED, a titcow/tittymonster/breastess gf in my life.
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>>28622588
She's rich as fuck and likes to take vacations frequently
Also i think she has a pet sloth or something
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>>28622602
we all do

too bad most are butterface or already taken or got a breast reduction since girls actually don't like having big tits
Sad world we live in
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>>28622602
Same here m8

Same here
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winning the Iottery
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>>28622638
there's pinterest, which i think her account on there isn't private yet
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>>28622654
>big
>medium
>practically non-existent

i still think they did this on purpose
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>>28621909
Any more of her? And what's her full name?
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>>28622578
She's not over 30. Not even close. Graduated in 2009 so she ought to be about 25.
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>>28622694
ayy check out the overflow
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>>28622709
good, that means we still got a couple more years before she ages

i feel like her breast should have popped out of her shirt here but gravity is a well known ass man
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>>28618332
Absolute proof that witches and magic don't exist.
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>>28622739
also i believe she's already taken.

You'd have to be incredibly stupid to not try and snatch that up immediately after you saw it
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>>28618332
If my girlfriend's depression went away
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>>28622749
you tryin' to shitpost in an image dump thread anon?
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>>28618332
If I had a nice job.
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>>28622786
almost running out of emily pics to dump
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>>28622807
I'll help out by posting a Chandler Rabens.
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>>28618332
If I wasn't on the spectrum, that would be really handy to not speak in a monotone all the time, and understand non verbal things
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>>28622786
There was a question
I answered that question
[blue]Its you that's doing the shitposting in a near-unrelated thread![/blue]
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>>28622807
also hey, Emily might have made her instragram private in an attempt to keep her internet presence on the down low but she was still dumb enough to be in a youtube video where anons will make tons of webms of her tits jiggling, that will then spread throughout the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62lHfG9bMhY
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>>28622851

Is there anything more transparent than the "makeup tutorial" type video?
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>>28622823
thank you fellow anon

>>28622838
you caught me


also i think the man in this pic is the one that's pounding her every night
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Happiness.

oregano sauce
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>>28622873
either way, i think emily will have to open up her instagram at some point
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>>28622851
My god.

H I G H T E S T
I
G
H

T
E
S
T

Everything about her body stirs up my primal desires. I want to impregnate her.
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>a real estate agent in NYC
Wonder if Trump ever fucked her.
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Ten million dollars, honestly. A lot of my biggest issues right now come from a lack of money. With enough money, that disappears. I can quit my shitty job and I don't need to get my GED - but I can keep working towards it if I want to. I can move into my ideal home (which would be the house I grew up in) and I can set it up in a way that's comfortable for me. I can invest in high-speed internet and cloud storage, which removes another source of stress for me - the idea of losing everything on my PC. With all that stuff out of the way, I can go back to doing the things I love now that I'm not constantly feeling beaten down by all these stress factors in my life. I can go back to reading a lot of books, I can start bowling again, things like that. I can buy nice things for myself and I would actually be able to buy nice gifts for my parents on their birthdays and such. It wouldn't buy happiness, but it definitely wouldn't hurt.
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>>28622924
i know that feel anon

all too well aware of it
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>>28622949
and a quickly dickly bumpity i want to break that fucking robotity
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>>28623000
Found this one in my fap folder.
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>>28623021
thanks for the contribution anon

>>28622851
one thing i wanted to note about this

So they're aware that people are "stealing" emilys pics and are probably aware that people are jerking off to them
Why is she on a youtube video where the comment section isn't even private?
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Not wanting to kill myself anymore
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>>28623076
bringingbacktherobotwasamistakefuccboi
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>>28623166
alright, i think im done here

happy fapping
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B I G T I T S
I
G

T
I
T
S

I N E E D T H E M

N
E
E
D

T
H
E
M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJqMS-x3m2c
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>>28622937
>real estate agent

How many titjobs do you think she's given to close the deal?
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> tfw you'll never have two big globs of fat on your chest that open just about every door there is to open in life
> tfw you work 60 hours a week just to afford to go out once in awhile while still paying the bills.
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>>28618332
If everyone else died.
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>>28618400
Believe me, that will only make your life worse.
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>>28623331
>emily always seals the deal by giving the potential male buyer by giving him a tittyfuck
>if that doesn't work she lets him fuck her
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>ywn be the target of Emily's stalking
https://youtu.be/2yLSo6egzUU
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>>28622873
That man is super duper gay.
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>>28618332
I'd trade everything I have for a loyal gf.
Take my car, computer, bank account, accommodation.
I'd live on the streets if it allows me to hold a girl in my arms as I fall asleep
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>>28623533
i completely forgot she had a youtube account that she doesn't even use anymore
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A loving mommy gf would make my life better
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What I want most is a friend
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this is what happens when big boobs run
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>>28621678
no idea what point you're trying to make here, sick post m8
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>>28618332
Lack of social anxiety. Would make life ezmode.
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>>28623610
her tits look like pic related
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>>28623610

>those indents

What the hell
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>>28618332
A having a femboy body.
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I honestly don't understand how people deal with seeing her in real life. My dong would launch like a rocket and impale the nearest unfortunate passerby
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>>28623610
it looks like her tits are deflating
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A thorough education in a field that interests me.
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>>28623691
That's how you know they're real.
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>All these people saying money

Not realizing that would only be a temporary thing, sure you could fly around the world fuck 10/10 whores in expensive luxury hotels, eat the finest foods, buy all the things you think you want; but eventually you'll get bored of it and realize you are the same broken person...just with lots of money
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>>28623857
It's better to be a broken person with money than without it. Since there's no hope for fixing some of us, it's all we could wish for.
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>>28618332
A strong work ethic. I honestly don't care about feeling good anymore, I just want to live a relatively calm life.
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>>28618332
>If i had enough money to never have to worry about things
>money and the things it can buy. Drugs like weed and shrooms. Thats pretty close to happiness right?

women are bound to come when you have that $$$.
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A car. Literally all thats holding me back is not having one.
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if my speech impediment would go go the fuck away. Wouldn't remove my normal social anxiety, but at least it would remove the fear that if I go to talk to someone I won't actually be able to speak normally.

Also, just some money. Maybe like a certain amount every month. $3000 or so, enough to live of off and pay for anything I need in the immediate. Maybe I can't save it so I can't actually use it to get financially secure, but it's enough to keep me going. I could live modestly but comfortably, pursue creative efforts full time, shit would be so cash.
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Closure with my ex, and for her to finally grow the fuck up so we can sort out the clusterfuck of our relationship like actual people instead of doing this shit where she clings to this hatred of me, while riding a cock carousel because shes so fucking broken that she need contant dickings and the likes to feel validated that shes wanted and loved.

That's all I really want, I want to put this abuse she did behind me, get rid of this stockholm syndrome where I stop seeing her in a positive light and go on to have a semi-normal love life maybe.
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>>28625089

jesus christ faggot just move on already
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>>28624664
>Also, just some money. Maybe like a certain amount every month. $3000 or so, enough to live of off and pay for anything I need in the immediate.

yeah that's called GET A FUCKING JOB
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>>28618332

A husky, a nice cute fluffy puppy, with blue eyes, black and white fur.
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>>28618332
dick in the donut tbqhwithyoufam
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>>28625102
>jus move on xD

It doesn't work like that normie. You can't just find another bitch and fuck them and just forget something like this. This isn't some basic normie relationship where you say "Ah she was just an annoying bitch, but it was fun while it lasted." and then high five your bros when you mention the next piece of ass you are slamming.

Everything in this world isn't absolute, even though it would be nice if it is, this is a gray area that clearly can't be solved by a simple "Just move on xD" bullshit or else I wouldn't be sitting here now bitching about it now would I? Three years and two girlfriends and it's still got me fucked up, but you know nice normie advice, maybe you can use it next time on facebook where it might actually apply to something for once.

Maybe you can also tell that one nerd, whose still alone from HS whose complaining about being alone, a good ol' fashioned "Just be yourself" while you are at it and think you are now a wise elder of wisdom and you did the world a great deed on this day.
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>>28625115
what part of
>pursue creative efforts full time
did you not understand?

I have a job, but it would be nice if I could try and do creative stuff for money and have steady income to keep me going. Just like I can communicate even with my speech impediment, but it would be nice to not have to deal with that shit anymore.

>>28625119
>be in Texas
>can't get a husky cuz I don't want it to be uncomfy in the summer
sadness
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>>28618332
Girls my age not dating men 20 years older than them and men my age attempting to actually date girls.
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more time. everything i love just slips out of my hands, can't get a grasp on the things i care for and it just hurts, man. if I try talking to friends they just keep telling me i should man up and do what i want. but if i do what i want i would just play vidya all day long. my mom needs my support, my job is tearing me apart and my best friend refuses to talk to me.

anyone got some advice, maybe?
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>>28625467
Learn not to care.
I've learned to get rid of my feelings when I feel pain.

It hurts me just to have to do that, but I was born to struggle it seems.

I have to be as invulnerable as possible from now on.
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New people in this rad ass discord server
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
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>>28618332
A bullet to the fucking head
Fuck this place and fuck you
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>>28618753
This guy gets it.
You use money to make money. Invest.
You can buy almost anything you want. You can get a mail-order bride. Imagine buying a huge Netherlands gf and never having to worry about her leaving you.
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>>28618332

Hope, familia.
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If the girl I've fallen for would stop acting so weird. She was fine last week, then the past two days has been really noncommittal and stopped flirting back with me.
She's probably taken tyrone's cock, and I want to kill myself
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>>28625729
NO
FUCKING
ROASTIES
IN
DISCORD

ROASTIES OUT OUT OUT OUT
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>>28625729
are there normies
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>>28626018
Normies and roasties, famjam.
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>>28625729
>robot discord
>women
>People defend women all the time
>Redditors
>one of the mods is barely 18 and blogs about his highschool life all the time
Fuck off. Thats not a Robot discord.
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>>28626018
>>28626028
>>28626040
Pls don't join
Bye faggots
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Being completely healthy.
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>>28618332
positive utility
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>>28625275
Lmao roastie detected
Kill yourself slut
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Anzu being my sex and love pet would pretty much make my life complete, senpai.
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>>28618332
A girl chained under my desk who gives me blowjobs on demand.
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>>28618332

money

origamitsu
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Money. Fuck, that was original.
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>>28618332
Either enough money for cosmetic surgery and a personal trainer, or some kind of ability to reshape and restructure my body and alter my genetics.
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Death, money, or a new skeleton.
>>28618729
Iktf senpaitachi. I'd be down to be unpassable if I was attractive. Then again I would only gain being attractive with that de
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>>28618332
I love tits and child bearing hips more than anything, and she has the body of a goddess. If I ever saw her, I don't think I could even make to speak to her, I would just freeze, maybe go catatonic.
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>>28618332
>losing weight
>gaining muscle
>better job
>getting a car
>moving out of my parents house
>getting a place of my own or with roomates
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>>28620897
>>28622532
>>28622547
>>28622560
>>28622578
>>28622621
>>28622739
>>28622759

Please make an album of all her pictures and post a link to it.
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Post instagrams of pretty girls, /r9k/. I know you fellow mechanical men are knowledgeable in this regard.

>>28628310
This.
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meeting 4chan's angel, or maybe just watch her accross the street
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>>28618400
IQ of 147 here.
I feel incapable of love because I over-analyze everything. I feel like a literal robot
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>>28628903
I don't know my IQ, but I don't see the issue. Look the world through the utilitarianism lens and the whole human behaviour explains itself. Including, of course, love.
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>>28623857
easier to cry in a ferrari than under a bridge
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>>28618332
A network of close, successful and ambitious friends. Or just normal friends.
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>>28618332
An absurd amount of money
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>>28618332
Being a 10/10 aryan qt
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That girl's tits in my mouth
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>>28629305

meh, i have this. Its worse when almost all of them have gfs
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>>28629421
I have a girlfriend. In high school I dated whoever I could just to avoid complete solitude. I never managed to make guy friends, even when I played sports. I did so many things to try and reach normie life but I was always just short and missing something. I was always an outsider and having a girl to talk to every day was the only way to excuse being a friendless loser
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>>28628743
How about we stop complaining and we start posting beautiful clothed girls, senpaitachi?
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>>28629524

Weird m8, I was the opposite. Almost always had at least 3 people to do stuff with, still kept most of my uni mates after finishing but never had a proper gf. Just went straight into full time work and everyone is at least 5 years older than me or has partners already.
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>>28618332
A truly obscene amount of money. Several hundred million.
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>>28621493
I make bad calls/wrong decisions whilst completely aware of the negative consequences for the sake of seeing how it plays out. Well, more like i used to. I'm not like chris chan autistic, i do agree that would be pretty blissful.
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>>28629173
I agree with that. And it is also easier to forget about your miserable life for some time if you have more possibilities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaxEhsJPv0g
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>>28629545
Kittens is maximum qt.

Damn shame about her blasted out roastbeef vagina. Looks like someone hit it with mining charges.
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The ability to walk.
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>>28618332
a lot of fucking money

or

instant death
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Money.

I live in a shithole, give me $100k and I'm set for life.
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>>28618332
If I found someone that was passionate about making music with me
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>>28618332
Just one? Are we talking about fantasy BS that won't happen, or reality?

Fantasy:
1. Real, lasting love with a reliable partner
2. Chad body
3. Family
4. Loads of money

Real
1. Loads of money
2. More free time from work
3. Better health
4. VR gear where I can find a waifu in a perfect roleplaying world
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>>28628743
https://www.instagram.com/nadiavieira0/?hl=pt-br
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>>28618332

A few billion dollars
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The ability to lift 500 pounds.
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>>28618332
1.5 billion euros
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The courage to end it
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>>28618332
9x6 penis
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>>28631068
> Real
You can just pick the first one. Being rich makes you independent from work(so you can not work at all or work as much you want and on whatever you want). You also gain access to better medical services, so you can fix most of your health issues and make those, that cannot be fixed, less severe. And you can just buy your Oculus Rift or whatever VR gear you want to buy.
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Ok. Time to make some enemies.

>>28630422
You take that spoilered bullshit back, motherfucker.

>>28631160
Appreciate it, anon, but she's too cookie-cutter for me.

And to all these faggots.
>>28631195
>>28631178
>>28629630
>>28629345
Money doesn't matter once you have enough to live comfortably.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diminishing_returns
To say it clearly: The second loli-slave you get won't increase your pleasure as the first one did. That's why you don't need (nobody does) stupid amounts of money.

This guy gets it.
>>28630488
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>>28618332
having my drivers license
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To meet
My wife
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>>28631432
i'd like enough money to be able to buy land in serveral countries
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>>28618332
A girlfriend


DUDE OREGANO LMAO
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This is, happiness isn't really a consequence of your external environment (not absolutely of course). But as long as you have some basic human needs fulfilled, happiness becomes much more a matter of your outlook.

Everything I need is in my grasp, or I don't need it. So nothing given to me would make my life better, happiness is better served by the pursuit of ambitions, than actually having the object of your desires.

Humans are driven by endeavour, and how you consider that endeavour, that struggle, and how it reflects on your internal mind is ultimately what decides whether you are happy or sad. Embrace it.
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>>28631314
Yes, all true. It was more about a priority order of things and reasons for WHY I wanted the money. It's just that even per the rules, naming just ONE thing would make these posts too short. So obviously we need to name more than one, or add some explanation to the posts or whatever.
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>>28631510
You didn't the OP then.
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>>28631510
didn't read*

Pic related. /r9k/'s phantasy. Hot girls that only fuck with /r9k/ despite being way above a robot's level.
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Why don't men get to have an equivalent of boobs

I want attention wherever I go too
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>>28631659
Men can have boobs too.
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>>28631682
BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME
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>>28631659
Male equivalent of boobs is swole forearms and biceps
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10,000,000 dollars, maybe from a lotto, basically no effort/time to gain.
Discretely put into several bank accounts.
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A lot of money. It would solve all my problems

>>28631655

Kill yourself, retard. There are no women above our level. That's part of what makes it so frustrating. Imagine being the equivalent of a God to a fly that eats dog shit. Comparatively speaking that is me and all women. It should not be this difficult to find a pathologically submissive virgin female who is not ugly. Chastity belts are pretty weak, but I understand you are extremely stupid. You don't wear pants under a chastity belt meant to be worn for months at a time. My solution is simpler though. I'd excise the clitoris and labia minora, and after debridement of the labia majora, suture them together. I want an anal and oral only pet.
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>>28631724

Why waste money? What's the point of having any if it's put in bank accounts? Put it all in a checking account and VTSAX.
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>>28618332
I just want a gf, would make my life less lonely
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being more outgoing/less afraid of judgment

i know exactly what i have to change about myself but i'm incapable of doing it
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>>28631632
You should post more kittens. That's one thing that would make my life better.
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>>28622532
i can feel the dubs in my veins
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A gf would make it better.

At this point, just an irl female friend would do. Especially if we could cuddle at night, platonically.
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>>28620997
>"Ara ara, I think I've been eating too much! *Hic*"
Hnnnnnngggg
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>>28618332
if my dick was 12 inches long (8 while flaccid) and had 7'5 inches girth in the middle of the shaft and 6 inches girth near the top of the head and base
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>>28618332
Lose about 40 pounds
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A qt trap or sissy to take care of
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>>28618332
Omnipotence or a pleasurable death
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>>28632197
Nigga, get the torrent. My dick hasn't been so pleased before.
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>>28631805
>>28631805
>There are no women above our level.
Stopped reading right there. m8. Thanks for the giggle, though.

I don't see a herd of women complaining about being too spineless to deal with the nuisances of living in the first world in the most pampered age to date.

Grow a spine, faggot.
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>>28628743
Reminder to post qt3.14/pretty girls/semen demons.

Instagrams specially. Gotta feed that instaraider script. A cute girl folder that builds itself is a wonder of our time.
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>>28633436
Good gracious whose thighs are those?!?
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>>28618332
A different pigmented skin
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>>28621033
Yes this literally solves every problem im always saying this. Hitler haa the right idea he was an ass for the Holocaust though, we should just stop having kids if we're not rich and healthy.
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>>28621186
O shit I live here :o
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>>28634265
Me too pop pop. Let's meet up and do hoodrat stuff and terrorize normies.
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>>28621853
Bully at work ? What kind of things does he do ill help bud
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>>28618332
unlimited money
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>>28618379
I was gonna say death but this one would actually improve my life instead of just throwing everything away
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>>28634279
I cant drive yet :(
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>>28634000
If I had source I would gladly share it with all of you, robobros.

>>28631805
If you're still lurking, almost any girl in my Navigation class would btfo your sorry ass in any metric you can think of.

Name one. There's a woman somewhere who can beat you up regarding that one.

The difference is I went places and found high women, while you didn't. I wonder how long has it been since you left your rape dungeon.

>>28630422
If this is a roastie to you, you should leave this place and promote to wizardchan, nigga. At least that place was built for social outcasts, while this was born with originality in mind.
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if I didn't have to work

fuck money, fuck women, fuck kids, fuck a career

fuck it all

I'm tired of being a slave
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Friends.
You can have a vast network of acqaintances, you will have a reminder from time to time that your existence is not worthless, and among them are kind hearted peole that will support you if things goes to shit.
If I had friends I would be happy, but I can't.

This is the true struggle about being a robot.
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>>28618332
money

i could by freedom and leave the shithole of a country i was born in.
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