Who here /madasfuck/?
>be me
>using computer
>internet connection is a piece of shit
>get mad as a fuck
>start stabbing the keyboard with a pen, the keys flying out
>break keyboard over my knee
>start punching the shit out of my table until my knuckles are all red and fucked
>fast-forward
>am now fighting with my mother and brother
>my brother at the end of the corridor with a jack-knife and me at the other end with a kitchen knife
>I'm threatening to cut his throat open
>he wants to call the police like a fag
>mother at the middle of the corridor trying to separate us
Another occasion
>At school, ages ago
>faggot friend puts a rock into a sheet of paper and throws it on me, pretending he threw a paper ball
>I open it and see the rock
>break a piece of my pen and make it sharp
>go up to him and shove it into his neck
>it doesn't enter but fucks a flesh wound
>"You're fucked up, anon, fuck you!"
>listening to music on cellphone
>cellphone jams out of nowhere
>drop it mid-air and kick it away before it hit the ground
>it flies into a fucking wall
This just goes on and on, I once shoved my face into a fucking mirror out of anger, punched a bunch of glass shreds from a broken bottle on the ground just to purposely fuck my knuckles and have punched a computer until it just got irreversibly fucked forever. This IED shit is fucking me up, I'm almost twenty and I have gone to the brink of a true to god stroke out of anger before.
Anyone in a similar situation?
I hope you rage on someone and they blow your head off
>playing counter strike
>get killed, get mad
>punch laptop screen/slam fist into desk
>continue for 2 months
>eventually break laptop screen
>tell mommy i had it open and i dropped it
>she buys me new lappy
>>28618137
Jfc, no. I get angry and hit shit but you're taking it to the next level. I usually jusy hit my leg or slam a pillow on the ground over and over instead of breaking shit. I have broken controllers, computer mice, glasses etc... in rage, but not in a long time.
>>28618160
And you think I don't hope for that as well
I thought i was alone m8
Nothing but sad fags around here
>>28618259
The struggle is real my bruvva
>>28618137
You've clearly been blessed by some sort of anger deity. Embrace it and become an olympic/power lifter, boxer or something.
>>28618137
I am more subtle with my rage. The other day I dropped my cellphone from the stairs hole and let it hit the ground at 250mph
i get really fucking mad sometimes when i get my shit kicked in on a game sometimes, but i try not to break shit. i usually just yell but it doesn't matter since i don't have a mic and nobody to hear my autistic screeches
>>28618137
I used to be kinda like that as a kid, and still am, but I suppress all of it. Deep down in my mindholes, to be covered up with the absence of emotion.
One example from the stage of my life where I was in-between incredible bursts of anger and suppression :
>kid in class takes my pen while the teacher is out
>tries to ask politely to get it back
>"try and get it anon :^)"
> ask him multiple times if he is ok with whatever happens when I try and get it until he says yes
>pull out knife I had hidden and press it to his throat
>ready to cut him up if he doesn't comply
>about to burst
>with a lot of effort I calmly say "give me back my pen"
> he is shocked and visibly scared
> gives me my pen
That, but with loads more suppression is basically how I control myself. Being calm and angry is much more effective.
>>28618461
Op here
Shit, I like that anon, that's some OG shit right there
get some glass bottles and an easily cleanable spot to break them in. you get the satisfaction of destroying something without damaging valuable stuff or assaulting people
>fapping
>get caught
>punch penis really hard and start screaming the alphabet at the top of my lungs
>go to the bathroom and dump lotion on floor
>slide in lotion like a slip and slide
>crash into bedroom door
>start crying about how I couldn't have ice cream when I was 6
>parents call police
>take pants off and beat my own ass to make it look like I was getting abused by my parents
>feels bad after
ITT: Edgy teenagers talking about edgy things
>>28618639
Just another day at r9k
>ITT: people who were never spanked as children
This is what happens when you let spineless liberals raise children. The best way to cure "anger issues" is a good ass beating, but thanks to the way society is, that hardly ever happens anymore.
>>28618639
Some people have legit anger issues faggot
talk shit get hit
>>28618717
Incorrect. The point you're trying to make is that a solid household makes for better psychological conditions in your children. In reality, psychological and physical abuse make for the most fucked up, violent, suicidal and homicidal children. My own mother is an emotional and mental wreck that is also a pile of anger issues, and being raised by her may have been what made me like this. Just look at the backstory of any serial killer and see if he wasn't treated as a dog by his family.
>>28618717
Why is a virgin giving advice on how to raise kids?
My dad was very conservative and smacked my shit up and if anything it taught me to deal with my issues with violence
>>28618608
This.
Not using the lotion to make your dick slippery and fuck your friends moms
>>28618717
Actually, hitting your kids is what causes them to have anger issues later in life. Either you're baiting or just extremely stupid.
>>28618859
He must be baiting.
And he is a master at it too
He is master baiting.
>>28618137
>>28618192
>>28618461
>>28618608
we cannot keep living like this if we plan on being productive human beings of society
what do we do?
>>28618793
What about your father? Why aren't you mentioning him? Is it because maybe you were raised by a single mother without a strong male figure in your life to put you in your place?
Face it, if a kid is raised without a dad to teach them respect, then they end up like you.
>>28618797
>My dad was very conservative and smacked my shit up
Yeah, and what is smacking your shit up? Hitting you on the wrists? Some other weak punishment like that?
Corporal punishment instills respect.
Look at the 1950's where corporal punishment was expected and look at today.
You are not a special snowflake. Kids like you are starting to become the norm and its because we as a society are sparing the rod.
You are a result of the liberal spockian mindset that infested society
Who here /intenselycalm/
>driving the internal combustion Jew
>slow traffic
>start to merge right
>guy Im merging in front of does not want this to happen for some reason
>gets as close as possible laying on the horn, screaming, flipping me off and screaming to himself
>follows me very closely honking his horn
>decide to put a stop to this, pull into parking lot of a big Walmart center, pull around to the receiving dock area
>stop at a narrow place that only one car can really pass through at a time
>angry-fag gets out of his car, carrying the handle of a bottle jack or something
>simply roll down my window, pull my KelTec P3AT from my pocket holster and hold it out the window
>anger-fag sees this, pauses a moment, and makes a very dumb decision to continue walking forward
>very calmly aim at the ground around my back tire (about 10' in front of him) and fire one round
>the P+ round is INCREDIBLY loud in this small alleyway
>angry-fag jumps about 5' in the air, drops his Jack, and marches double time back to his car
>flips a u-turn and drives away
>I pull forward into the parking lot on the other side of the big Walmart complex thing
>check my pulse, just a little bit elevated
>listen to Blank Banshee and do some breathing exercises
>go home and replace one personal defence round in the magazine
>don't bring this up to anyone, don't want to look like some angry nutjob that can't control his monkey rage
>>28618930
Somebody once told me "why don't you use all that anger to lift some weights?"
>>28618137
You sound like a cool guy OP. God knows why you hang out here.
>>28618936
he gets the fishing rod and just throws it into the water, it's pretty sad really, he was doing so well
>>28618608
Jesus christ. Quit watching porn anon. That's all the proof you need that it fucks up your mind
>>28618137
I hammer punched a couple of keyboards before when losing at starcraft II 1v1 matches. Keys flew in the air and it was such a sweet discharge. They were shitty keyboards tho, and thats one of the reasons I lost in the first place
>>28618936
my dad scared the shit out of me when i was a kid, and I don't think he ever hit me once. He definitely didn't need to, and if he had it probably would have fucked me up even more than he already did.
>>28618936
>Corporal punishment instills respect
Yeah, respect for emotionally weak closet fags that can't handle stress without turning into a screaming red faced heap of tears
Daily reminder that yelling is the male equivalent of women crying. You know that daffy broad that can't hear that she has an expired coupon without getting all choked up and whimpering and begging for someone to make things better? Yeah, exact same weakness as men who lose control and throw tantrums
>>28618936
What's the best way to instill the effects of the corporal punishment in yourself if you missed out?
When I was a little younger I was alot more emotional.
>cutting
>self mutilation
>punching things that should not be punched (I actually fucked up the tendons in my ringfingers doing this. I basically gave myself arthritis at age 22)
But things like this are STUPID. You have to understand that. Never do things like that to yourself. I'm grateful I was able to make it through my teens with only minor permanent injury.
Walk down the street and buy yourself some ice cream. Don't do stupid things.
>ITT: this guy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWATBOQCUqM
>>28618936
>Face it, if a kid is raised without a dad to teach them respect, then they end up like you.
See how wonderfully this worked for John Wayne Gacy
>>28618137
>punched a bunch of glass shreds from a broken bottle on the ground just to purposely fuck my knuckles
I did the same thing once, except it was the glass of a car window (it was an abandoned car and the glass was already broken).
>>28618969
I don't look at porn. Just girls in skimpy outfits. I was 12 at that time anyway so i guess it cancels out.
>>28618137
>my brother at the end of the corridor with a jack-knife and me at the other end with a kitchen knife
*MENACING* *MENACING*
>>28618717
Not OP.
And nah, I was hit by my family and teachers as a kid when I had anger fits, didn't make it any better and if anything it fucked me more in the head
When I had anger fits at home my would usually smack me on the head and tell my older brother to beat the shit out of me, broke a glass bottle on my brothers head and started cutting with the broken bottle and stumping him on the ground until he was in the fetal position crying for mom and dad (He was 23 and I 12), ranaway out of fear and was a kid, came back at night and went running straight to my dad like autist and tried choking him, if it wasn't for other family member i'd probably would've choked him to death. that's the worst that happened at home
At school some kids sitting behind would make fun of when I didn't know how to answer something, the teachers usually laughs it out, one I got pressured to the point where I grabbed chair and started smashing on one of the kids head till he started bleeding and the teacher was scared and ran out, while she was out and the whole class was in shock I grabbed the desk and threw on the other kid, suspended for a few months and acted like a "good boy that doesn't wanna hurt anyone" so I can comeback, and fooled the teacher, started dicking around till she decided to smack my hands with a steel ruler (Teacher in my school did that a lot) when she grabbed my hand I took the steel ruler and started smacking her with it till she was in the corner bawwing and the class laughing.
EDGINNES OVERLOAD (But seriously you hit an animal enough and it'll either bite back or go mentally insane if they weren't in the first place)
i only yell at people if they yell at me first if i get mad i'll punch the wall or like last week i broke a ps4 controller. usually i just yell kill yourself or fantasize about killing certain people and my rage subsides.
>>28619122
>I was 12 at that time anyway
And your parents wanted to call the cops on you for having a meltdown? That's a little extreme.
If you were like 16 then okay maybe you could hurt somebody. But 12? People are shitty parents, I'll tell you what.
>>28619012
whenever you fuck something up just go full dobby mode
>>28618137
The very embodiment of old /v/.
>>28618461
>going into a ungodly fit of rage, ready to kill for it, over a pen.
I thought I was the only one who did this.Seriously don't fuck with my pens man
>>28618608
I'm sorry anon, but that's just autism
>was in tenth grade when this happened
>student mocks me for being in the autism class
>that's it, I had enough
>collapse on floor to my knees in the hall
>start screaming
>like fuckloud screaming
>each time I took a breath I thought that was how loud I was going to get but nope
>continually make my screams louder and louder until I could feel my eyes bulging out my eyes
>teachers restrain me and tackle me
>keep screaming
>the teacher has to gtfo because of how loud I am
>just lay there in the hall screaming
>eventually my screams start to stop like how it sounds when you run out of air in a foghorn
>pain
>so much fucking pain
>pass out from literal shock
>end up having to go to the hospital
>permanent damage to my vocal cords
I'm usually very calm and show no emotion but my day to day life isn't the greatest. Instead of being angry often I just ignore the frustrations, and sometimes it builds up and I slam things. I broke a floor fan, door hinges, the faucet. But I realized I shouldn't do that, so now when I get mad I do edgy stuff like watch people getting slaughtered online or executed or beaten etc. I also sharpen my knives. I've come to the conclusion that emotions are for the most part counter productive.
you people should honestly be locked up for the good of society
you are not an animal
you are not a black
you are not a woman
you should be able to control your emotions
>>28618944
This. Keep calm. Violence need not be angry. If it is calculated it can serve you well.
Also
> blank banshee
My man
>>28619401
Uncontrollable screaming and crying also happened to me too, except it was at home and caused by an abusive family.
who /at pease with their death/ here?
>dad bumped the router and my ethernet cord popped out
>never know wifi pass, laptop is old and shitty
>sit quietly waiting with no internet for 6 hours until he goes to bed
>>28618137
oh wow dawg u be mad as fuck ur so c00l xddd
You're pretty wacko, there.
I'm glad I'm not a member of your family lest you murder me in my sleep
>>28618192
you need to realize that getting mad at a videogame is counter-productive. it'll only make you play and feel worse.
you need to calmly accept your death as your fault and analyze it, why did you die?
that is the only way you can git gud
>>28619401
>10th grade
Sir, this was way to late of an age to have this sort of episode..
are you african american perchance, OP?
>>28619704
I'm like a white latin, but there are so many blacks on my family tree
>>28618944
Me
I can do anything and be 100% calm, people think it's crazy how I do it in stressful situations. I just don't give a shit lmao
>>28618936
What are you basing this off?
Conservative fanfiction?
>>28619657
>responding seriously to an obvious joke post
>>28620869
>>28620869
nah, i actually punched my monitor back then, those early semi-flat LCD screens are tougher than you could imagine.
the screen still lives up to this day
