What the hell is so appealing about Disneyland?
>>28616713
It's where fat people and morons go to dream.
>>28616739
fuck you I love disney
just because you poorfags can't afford to go doesn't mean I can't have my fun
do you guys feel like amazing "adults" because you don't like the babby wabby themepark
go fuck yourselfs you antifun human trash
yo for real tho that peter pan ride is the dopest
>>28616713
Personally it's just for the rides. Fuck the social aspect, fuck the faggots working for minimum wage in a suit, and fuck social media.
That hotel ride is my fuckin shit though, that and tomorrowland. Shit's great.
It's so stupid and everyone is so nice (besides all the guests) the place looks like a dream everything there is made to lull you into a state of happiness so you can just forget the pain for a couple of seconds...
>>28616768
you seem a bit butt blasted, y u mad tho?
>>28616860
>>28616870
When the fuck did /r9k/ get full of millenials talking like stupid hip hop people. Talk normal you fucks or just leave your opinions are shitty anyways
>>28616860
you have to be 18 to post here, underage bitch
>>28616901
>>28616904
>this ass blasted
>>28616713
Also, what's the deal with G's boobs?
>>28616713
not sure, we don't have stuff like that where i live. sounds like a huge expense.
>>28616713
At my time there, visiting almost every Kingdom's ride, I really enjoyed every ride. Sometimes, I went outside to eat, but most of the time the food inside the park was pretty good too. The staff are very nice, and the only thing I remember complaining about is being tired when I came back to my hotel room at night.
>>28616901
It's called being expressive. Try it faggot.
>>28616768
>you poorfags
Kek. Disneyland is cheap as fuck senpai.
low key it's the rides and because there's children everywhere.
children are more fun than adults in almost every case.
>>28616768
Are you fat or stupid or both?
>>28617070
>children are more fun than adults in almost every case.
pedo detected.
>>28617060
it's like $100 now just to get in
fuck that shit
>>28616768
It is good for the water parks mainly. But I am more a thrillseeker which Disney does not cater for. Six Flags and Universal along with some European/Japanese parks are far better.
>>28616870
Tower of Terror? I like the buildup so much. They seem to change its pattern every so often. The Orlando one has the best exterior.
>>28616972
Yes. They were well overdue.
>>28617034
I liked having the monorail stop inside my hotel plaza. Was awesome.
>>28617192
Hell yeah dude. Never gets old.
>>28617112
again, kek. the last time I was on vacation the hotel alone was $1500 a night.
>tfw poor eurofags go to Disneyland Paris and get like one park to walk around in
As a dysfunctional robot I never feel truly at ease in public. Theme parks especially, since there is always a hundred people in your immediate vicinity. If there is ever a zombie apocalypse though that wipes the humans out, I'd be all over some theme parks.
>>28617300
Why would you spend that much unless you're going to spend a lot of time in the room like a loser?
Yeah, nothing like spending a shit ton of money to get spat on by chinese tourists.
Fucking dicks man, fuck chinese people.
>>28617604
she's my waifu desu
I make enough money to go to Disneyland and I even live close to it. But do I ever go? Of course not because I don't have the mind of a child.
>at Disney World with family as a kid
>there's a mime playing with a young girl in front of a crowd
>dad tells me to join them
>really don't want to
>he basically pushes me in front of the mime anyway
>stand there doing nothing in front of all these people
>mime ends up lightly kicking me in the balls as a joke, everyone laughs
I just remembered this shit for the first time in years and it still pisses me off to no end. My dad just *couldn't* accept that I didn't want to do all the shit he wanted. To be fair, he felt awful about it afterwards and he never tried to force me out of my comfort zone again. Needless to say, I have no interest in going back.
Bumping, never got this either uezs
>>28616713
fuck you for reminding me of disneyland I went there with my ex gf
literally everything Disney related makes my stomach churn now. I miss her bros
this thread is a trainwreck
o r i g i n a l
>>28618063
I never had a girlfriend you failed normie. How do you think any thread about a girl makes me feel?
my dream is to take my hypothetical daughters to disneyland for a holiday. by that point i will be truly happy
>>28618097
fuck you. the pain of having something great and losing it is far worse than never having it at all
>>28616768
do you feel like an amazing manbaby because you like the babby wabby themepark? I hope so.
>>28618125
shouldn't have had a gf then fag
Orlando dweller here. Been to disney once in my life, honestly dont see the appeal of going to the same park to do the same shit again AND pay way out the ass everytime to do it. It is not fuckin cheap by any stretch of the imagination. And yet I know people that go religiously every goddamn weekend. WHY? The fuck is there to see for the 45th time? That 12 dollar turkey leg too good to pass up?
That and the people here with the Annual Pass bumper stickers that parade that shit like a status symbol christ. I just dont get it.
>>28618165
yeah, I shouldn't have. she was my first and considering how old I am she'll probably be my last too
>>28618198
I have zero sympathy for failed normies.
>>28617101
yup, you definitely detected that obvious bait
>>28618225
I've always been a robot, she was a fluke
>>28618225
Salute
eoirfeorifj
a family friend invited me to go along with them and their kids to disney land a few years ago, i was like 23. they paid for everything and i just helped them watch their (monster bastard) brat kids. i never went there as a kid so i just said fuck it and went.
epcot was ok, everything else was meh. it was either down pouring or too hot and humid to walk around. i had to spend a week there. we spent 2 days at some water park before we went to disney land, i enjoyed that, i like water parks.
overall a very miserable experience. it's for kids, obviously, so if you don't have kids/are over 12 years old, it's just boring. i've never seen so many fat people in my life. i'm from the north east, we're pretty thin up here, but holy shit, 80% of the people down there were overweight or fat. fucking disgusting. lose weight southern people.
>>28618358
spaceship earth is cool AF if you ask me, i can still smell the burning effects
>>28618358
I last went when I was 14 and I felt "old" for it. I guess girls are different but for me, I felt like I was in kindergarten.
>>28616713
Princesses. Bitches love Princesses.
>>28616768
Hit a nerve. Topkek.
>>28617604
Resort spa fampai.
>>28618358
>i've never seen so many fat people in my life. i'm from the north east, we're pretty thin up here, but holy shit, 80% of the people down there were overweight or fat. fucking disgusting. lose weight southern people.
Amen. The fuck is going on with most of you people?
>>28619086
That feel when the rides have tester seats in queue so fat shits don't have to shame themselves because they cannot fit into the ride.
>>28616713
I don't know, personally I'm much too cheap to even consider taking a trip too Disneyland. Whats the appeal of spending 100 dollars on a ticket then having to wait in packed long lines and pay 4 dollars for a water bottle and seven dollars for a burger. Fuck that, I'd rather stay home and jack off.
>>28619120
>mfw when wales are triggered by the tester seats
>>28616901
>>28616904
Grandpa, is that you?
>>28619182
Le epic animu poster
Back to 8bag ,little kids
>>28616713
The rides aren't as fun as an amusement park.
The exhibits aren't as interesting as a museum.
The shows aren't as interesting as movies or other art.
The architecture of some of the older stuff in EPCOT is cool to me but I'm a genXfag and it reminds me of growing up in the late 70s when people were making things look "futuristic" and people were becoming comfortable with the progress of technology and starting to buy "home computers" as they were called then, and play Atari video games, and sci-fi movies like Star Wars were finally making technology look fun. 1977-1982 was a neat time to be a kid in that respect and it's when EPCOT was designed and built.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsyUMrvQwhI
The international part was neat when I was a kid but you can sometimes see cooler stuff in ethnic neighborhoods.
But what is really neat is that they try to make everything "perfect" more than any other place I've been to. You probably can't smoke in the park anymore but when I went in the 80s, if someone dropped a cigarette butt on the ground it wouldn't be there long before someone would just happen to pass buy and sweep it up and make it look like the most effortless gesture. It's just like that excellence thing about it that's so cool. Walt Disney had this phrase - "plus it" - where if you created something, he'd tell you to "plus it" which meant make something about it even better or different or unprecedented. Everything's plussed there.
I went there when I was 12, which is a little old to go there for the first time, but when I got back I had this weird longing for the place like a month later like I missed it and missed the relaxed feels I had there.
>>28619325
Fellow gen X'er. Went to Epcot the year it opened. Of course, that's was before 50% of the country became obese morons. You couldn't pay me to go today.
>>28617169
> Universal
Universal sucks on all levels.
>Disney creates the context of your childhood nostalgia through heavy marketing and overproduction.
>Reap the benefits of grown up normies wanting their childhood experience x (:
That's all. You had your childhood sold back to you as a package holiday.
Maybe this shit isn't for me though. Package/resort holidays always came across as cheap and seedy to me. Like the canned dogfood of holidays.
Whatever keeps normies greasing the shekel wheels though, ey.
who /justdoesn'tlikeamusementparks/ here?
>>28616768
It's just crowded you know? Nothing makes me feel like more of a loser with a depressing life than going where the rest of us go. It's like the epitome of society in a place. You know what a good alternative is thats not in bumbfuck nowhere? Downtowns. So much shit to do there.
>>28620495
Disneyworld attracts pretty pleb-tier normies tbqh.
>>28618247
LOL, fuck off normalshit.
>>28618358
>lose weight southern people.
>Visit south murica a few years ago.
>Every house I was in had a stocked out pantry/freezer/fridge the likes of which I'd never seen before.
>One of the three houses had a fucking spare freezer in some back room with even more food in it.
>Food cheap as fuck everywhere. Organic, fresh, junk, etc, all cheap as fuck.
Man, sucks being a eurocuck.
>>28620550
That's not how it works in 'murica.
I'm pretty wealthy. I have almost no food in my house. Coffee, tea and some condiments.
My fat fuck sister and her fat fuck husband's house (which is worth 1/5 of what mine is) has enough food to feed them for at least six months.
Believe me. Don't envy these people.
Gotta visit Disneyland and try to sneak in to Club 33
I went there earlier this year at the age of 25 with my family and my gf.
It's fucking amazing.
>>28620690
I do want to go there desu.
>>28620720
According to Boyd Rice, the entrance is somewhere in the background scenery of the pirates of the Caribbean ride. Can't remember where exactly he said it was
>>28620810
>according to Boyd Rice
Yikes. That guy is a fucking retard.
>>28620873
I know, right? He claims to have been there tho
>>28616713
Only reason I go now is to watch parents slapping and smacking tired kids around
Costs a ton, I get in with a pass from my job
Watching these small kids get dragged around late in the day, instead of napping, mom and dad, paid a ton, so your gonna be happy, I fucking love it
Stop in at the main street bank and watch people trying to cash in savings bonds to buy stuff, or cash 3rd party out of state checks, just great
Grandparents have pictures from the mid 60's, Disneyland was a lot more interesting then, people dressed nice, no flip-flops and shitty clothes, almost all white with maybe a couple of Japs, no lowlifes, Mexicans, Negro's or White Trash, must have been awesome, plus every store sold different stuff
Been to most of the other parks, but the original is still the best
Last time there, two weeks ago, I watched a Chinese family push in to get a seat for the parade on Main Street, 10 year old boy, needed to shit, Mom put out some napkins he squatted in the street and took a dump in front of everyone, pissed in a souvenir cup, Mom covered up the shit with more napkins and stepped on it, poured the piss into the gutter, then they moved across the street, everyone moved away from the shit and piss, Beaner family swooped in and sat in the piss, kids started playing with the "dropped ice cream", laughed so bad I thought I was having a stroke, security showed up, got a ckeaner, and moved on, told me " Some people have different customs", in the old days that yellow bitch would have been out on her ass
>>28621066
Last I heard he was in prison over some hillbilly shit.
Buying bunny ears (or mouse ears) for your girl and fucking her while she wears them later that night is awesome.
No idea, normies love it though
>>28621114
He apparently recently got married, not sure where you heard that.
Who would marry that douche?
>>28621230
He was definitely in prison. Maybe for even a couple of years. Assaulted his gf.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eBJCSzwA5o4
Disneyland can wait
>>28620810
Entrance used to be right next to the entrance to the Blue Bayou, had a pephole in the door
One entrance is up at the top of the outside staircase inside that alley area called the Court of Angels
Been redesigned, made bigger and the menu was changed, ate there twice in the late 90's as a kid, my Dad knew a member
Picture is the old entrance
>>28621256
Got a source on that? I'd love to read it
>>28620518
I don't count disneyland/world
when I go there it's like a dreamland
don't care about anybody else
even if you're alone people treat you nice
went into a haunted house alone and people told me to have fun and the scary actors kept singling me out
>>28619325
It really is magical. I remember I never used public bathrooms until I went there. I was 14, couldn't even shit/piss in the school bathroom. But in Disney world, we were so far from our hotel (we stand in the camping place) that I basically had no choice, I had to use the bathroom. I did and I didn't die. Just like that the fear melted away...
>>28619325
yea that was the thing that was really annoying to me, the smoking bit. you aren't allowed to smoke in the park, you need to go to designated smoking areas. there's only a few here and there, so you have to walk all over the fucking place just to smoke a cigarette. even in the hotels you need to go to a designated smoking area.
i get it, it's a kids park and muh cancer yadda yadda, but it's not like we're indoors smoking up a room and everyone has to breath it in, it's out in the fucking open air. yea sure, people throw cigarette butts everywhere, but kids throw cups and food wrappers and shit like that all over the place there too, and they still keep it clean...
>>28621327
He wrote a very long article about it. Decent read. google it. it's probably online somewhere.
>always wanted to go
>never went
>have a shit wage slave job
>probably never be able to afford it
>if I do, I'll be a singel man in his thirties
>watch youtube videos of other peoples vacation instead
;_;
>>28621404
Anon, nobody but white trash smoke cigarettes anymore.
You can't smoke in public parks in NYC anymore.
Universal Studios is better.
>>28617638
>spat on by chinese tourists
When the fuck has this ever happened?
>>28616713
I never got to go there and now I feel my life will forever be tainted because of it.
Fuck Disney it's a reminder to poor kids and kids whose parents don't love them that there are people better than you who get real happiness
>>28621680
Reality check: Disneyworld is mostly paying to stand in line with fat white trash.
>>28618125
Take your own life then, I never had a real life. Take your own life now and show me
>>28621735
I'm going to write I never saw Disney in my manifesto
