>lost an eye
Edgy eyepatch vs. just glass eye
Kinda want to go w/ eyepatch, seems like a cool attention tool to me
How about a white glass eyeball?
That would look cooler
Either way you have to put something in the hole or your bones will eventually look fucked up and asymmetrical. Get the glass eye and wear an eye patch on top of it.
>>28616477
this
eyepatches are cool as fucki wish i lost an eye so i could wear one
>>28616423
How'd you lose your eye anon? Greentext?
Don't forget the leather jacket
>>28616477
not only that there have been cases of the other eye going blind unless the damaged eye is 'replaced'. Dunno why or how though
>>28616423
Sun glasses.
You'll look like you're tryin' to look cool, but it's more subtle than the eye-patch and if anyone says anything about you trying to look col, just be all like "One eye, you insensative jerk" and make them feel like shit in front of everyone.
How much has your life changed since losing the eye?
>>28616423
Get a glass eye made to look like an 8 ball and start frequenting the local pool halls
>>28616477
Tried to -imply- that by
>JUST glass eye
because I was lazy, but yeah definitely
>>28616530
Pretty sick, might roll with that from time to time
>>28616554
More people care
>>28616660
what's it like, being a cyclops
and did you have to dig out the dead eye with a spoon or what
>>28616423
Glass eye, but don't get a realistic looking one because people will just think your face is fucked up. If you wear an eyepatch people will just think you're cosplaying a pirate or something
>>28616528
god damn, that would terrify me. it's like Where the Red Fern Grows, except with the 2 dogs, it's with your eyes
>first dies proper
>second slowly gives up
just shoot me at that point, jesus christ
>>28616530
>You insensitive jerk!
fuck that, just remove them and make them look into your hollow eye socket without saying a word
>>28616562
Im not sure why i found that so funny
>>28616562
comment of the year
Originallista
>>28616423
A camera in a glass eyeball
Or in a few years just go full robo-eye
How did you lose an eye?
How often do you reach for something and it is too close or too far from your hand?
Presumably if you're familiar with the item then you know how far away it is from its size.
Definitely go for the eyepatch OP
People will make assumptions but you can have fun with that
It also can be used as something stylish whereas a glass eye only is freaky looking and unnerving
>>28616562
That's fucking brilliant.
Get an 8-Ball eyepatch too and when you line up difficult shots flip the eyepatch up to reveal your 8-ball eye
>>28616562
>get really good at pool
>start hussling people at the pool hall
>play badly and then when people put money down, remove your eye patch revealing your 8 ball eye
>>28616423
eyepatch,become big boss
>>28617227
This sounds like something out of a bad comedy B movie, fucking hilarious anon
glass eye with a smiley face on itbe sure to cosplay tywin lannister
>tfw you fantasize about joining the military and losing an eye
anybody else know this feel?
>>28617296
>>28617227
>>28617177
Do it anon, you'll become a legend.
>>28617405
Everyday, fampai, everyday.
>>28617153
Story is rather trash
Happened just recently, I don't have as much problems with distance as I thought.
>>28616562
Brilliant
>>28617405
Fake it if you're willing to take the pain, there are a bunch of options
>>28617140
Watched a documentary about some dude who had a camera in his glass eye. Would love that as well
I'm still leaning towards eye patch (or sunglasses) seems pretty epic to me. I doubt anybody here has experiences with being out in public with that, but I'd love to hear stories about it if you have any
>>28616423
Glass eye will look weird and people might just think you're a spaz. With the eyepatch at least it'll be obvious that it's not real and probably a good conversation starter in some situations
>>28617405
>tfw you fantasize about losing an eye on the job so you can sue and not have to work
