>tfw no matter how much you fap you will never remove all semen from your body
WHY DOES THE CUM NEVER END
it's like when you get a really bad cold and you keep blowing your nose every 10 minutes and every time there's MORE SNOT and you're like holy shit where is it all coming from it never ends and so you plug up your nose with a wad of tissue but then it all fills up inside and starts squirting out the sides of your eyes when you sleep
>>28616326
GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUURRRRRRGGGHHHHHH
>>28616399
should I just plug the end of my dick with rubber cement? I could cut a different hole that goes directly to my bladder for piss. Will this solve my problems?
>>28616479
no dont do tat your testical will explod
>>28616326
>jerk myself to sleep every night
>jerk off twice every morning just so I can piss
>arrive early to work, jerk one out before the daycare opens
>three o'clock jerk break in the janitor's closet
>stealth jerk on the train ride home
>get home immediately start jerking
life is a living hell
what happens if I remove my testicles like pizza? will this prevent nasty cum from growing inside me
>>28616626
you need to stop
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