Do you abide by the Robot Commandments?
>>28615331
Of course not. l'm just hear to laugh at neckbeards.
>>28615331
I literally don't check for any of those but you can't stop me from posting here so fuck you XD
Literally the only one that doesn't apply to me is 10.
I only came on this board a few days ago and already I fucking hate it.
did you make this OP? this thread will probably get less than 10 replies and then 404 because it's not about fembots, traps, or tripfags but i want to give you a (You) for contributing something
>>28615383
Scratch that, the only one that DOES apply to me is 10.
>>28615331
1 check
3 check
5 check
7 check
8 check
9 check
10 check
7/10 isnt that bad Im still good to be here
>>28615331
>all these arbitrary rules for being lonely and depressed
sounds like your just an asshole
there is no barriers to being a robot.
although there are people who clearly aren't.
>>28615331
5,7,8,9 and 10 for me. I reckon not many people would be all ten. Also, wagekeks and unicucks can't be robots now?
>>28615331
I've gotten hugs before and have friends. I sleep whenever I want to. I am in accordance with the rest. Sod off.
>>28615331
No, I'm not a sped.
>>28615437
>>28615439
>fags with gfs wanting to desperately fit in here
fucking why?
>>28615513
I've never had a gf, but I've been kissed on the cheek when I was little and I hugged a girl a couple of years ago. Total normie right?
>>28615437
>>28615439
there are limits to being a robot, and that is something you DONT want to be, yet being a normalfag is a much worse fate.
true robots are a small group. id say that the demographics of r9k are as follows
>1% wizard
>14% true robot
>35% cyborg
>10% slightly strange people (non-normies, but also not as far as a cyborg)
>40% slightly less successful normies
>>28615331
Forgive me, my lord. For I have sinned.
I have broken commandments III and V. I regret all my sins.
What is my penance?
I came here to follow rules
>>28616129
You sick fuck what is wrong with you
>>28615331
I like to think I came fairly close.
>>28615331
Most. I'm still working towards the NEET one. I also had people who put up with my autism in middle school. By high school, I was completely friendless, though. Sometimes become happy when I eat, play vidya, fap, make things, or ruin a normie's day. Other than that I abide by the commandments pretty closely.
0/10 and *still* alone ayyyyy
>>28615331
>I
Does a couple of times when I was 17 count?
>II
How about since 18?
>III
What about college student who has never had a job and has poor job prospects post-graduation?
>IV
Check
>V
I fail this one, my sleep schedule is normal
>VI
Check
>VII
Check
>VIII
Check
>IX
Check
>X
Check
I meet 6/10 and questionably meet 3/10, that's pretty good I think.
>>28616302
How can you fail all the commandments and still be "alone" when one is having friends and the other is having contact with girls?
