I'm tired of coming here and seeing pictures of cocks. Does anyone else get sick of it? It's not like I'm one of those guys that has an aversion to them and only watches lesbian porn or something, I just don't want to open up this board and see dicks of all shapes and sizes on my screen.
I hate most of the porn here too. I love porn. Coming here and seeing porn makes me feel sick though. Instead of making me feel excited it makes me feel dirty. I just want to talk to people.
I also really like granola bars.
I just hid like 10 threads. I'm willing to bet this board is a lot less depressing without penis size envy threads and threads asking how tits feel. Surely someone else must be feeling as I do.
>>28615212
Well said, OP.
Porn is great in the right context, and to quote Michael Scott, "... A penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie. "
I, too, like granola bars. But I think donut holes are better.
>>28615288
It pisses me off to no end anon. I want to strangle whoever keeps making these fucking threads. We always say NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEE when someone isn't a virgin but why can't we tell these fucking assholes that come here and post threads specifically to make us feel bad to get out of here?
>not coming here for the tasty thick cocks that are posted on the daily
Its like you want to be a faggot
>>28615212
Yes. R9k manchildren are sexual deviants. There is a reason women want nothing to do with them.
>>28615337
I used to go in those penis size threads and argue with people but then I thought about what I was doing. It's beyond pathetic no matter who you are and what you're saying. I know it's /r9k/ and it's par for the course but fuck.
>>28615401
Why did you reply to me I was being ironically homosexual, I don't give a fuck what you think about the threads on this board
Do you think those people that start those cock size threads and always post cock pictures they saved off reddit are straight? Does any straight person actually go looking for that shit? If you go into one of those threads and actually argue with the fuckers they'll go into detail about why they think a big penis is important.
I learned a few things from them, like that there is another way to make a female orgasm other than the g spot or the clitoris but this weirdo tried to insist that if you couldn't stimulate that spot you're an inferior man. I went and googled it and read a bunch of stuff and it all said it was basically the same or just slightly better than a g spot orgasm. So this guy is trying to make all these fucking virgins feel bad about their dicks just because they aren't 8 inches long when it doesn't really matter.
>>28615510
I don't give a fuck about your ironic homosexuality either. This is my thread that I'm talking to myself in. If you don't like it there are plenty of cock size whining pity parties going on in here for you to go whine like a cuck in.
This board is nothing but queers and cucks. They're fucking obsessed with dick.
>>28615587
The people that make these threads seem worse than cucks. I think they have some kinda fetish for making people feel bad about themselves. Like they're getting off on the emotional pain of robots.
>>28615540
>this is my thread that I'm talking to myself in
Is that why you replied to me? Faggot?
Are you one of the genuinely autistic people who like to talk about /r9k/ meta or something?
>>28615683
Nah I replied to you because you seem like an easy mark. I like arguing with people you know.
>>28615700
>heh nothin personnell kid!
It's okay to admit you made a mistake, I won't judge you! :3
>>28615212
Kek, you don't filter r9k from the catalog before browsing? Keep browsing in pleb mode, faggot.
>>28615749
Everything I do is deliberate. Coming off as autistic isn't much of a concern to me given the board I'm on. /r9k/ could use some more meta discussion though don't you agree? It's been the same thing every fucking day since 2012. Why doesn't anybody ever question it?
>>28615212
I don't watch porn, never look for it. The most nudity I've gotten was from movies and manga until I came to r9k. I don't understand how they aren't desensitized to nudity by now.
>>28615891
It's the text that goes along with it. It's the same shit you see on /b/ but it's used in a different way. It's to make people feel bad about the things they can not have.
>>28615781
>filter
>on r9k
>people rewording things so they can post their cuckporn
>>28615914
the worst part is people respond to the same shit every day
you can hardly make a thread anymore without it archiving at 15 replies while someone talking about a fucking pornstar (don't we have a sexy women board for that?) get 200 replies, as if they can't jack off without broadcasting who they jack off to for likes.
>>28616018
Yeah I have to bump the fuck out of my own threads in order to get any kind of audience at all. It's cool to find other people here who aren't total plebs though.
>>28616058
Yeah I understand but then if you don't keep up with your own thread it'll die quickly.
>>28616246
Yeah I just went out to buy some stuff and this one already died. This board is slow but the same 10 threads keep getting made over and over again. Sometimes multiple ones with the same topic coexisting. They're the only ones that ever get replies.
Hey just FYI anon you should try those honey gatorade granola bars.
Shit was super good. Kinda want to go out and buy some more right now.
>>28615800
I agree with you 100% but I imagine that there are many like me who don't bother posting. I just hide the threads because one post isn't going to matter in a 300+ post cockrate thread.
>>28616998
Shit I wish you said that before I headed out. I just bought a bunch of junk food at the gas station with my sister's food stamps. I'm staying in a hotel for now and they have these nature valley granola bars (not the kind that make a huge mess but the more normal ones) for the continental breakfast so I just grab a fucking handful of them every morning. Same exact ones are $1 in the vending machine.
>>28617063
I bet if I go into the thread and spend a bunch of time spewing autism at the people replying I could derail it. I'll try to do that when I'm bored one of these days. I used to do that to those "how could you love a woman that had cum on her face" threads a long time ago.
I agree with most of the things you said. Except that a very small amount of the porn here is actually pretty awesome. AND GRANOLA BARS FUCKING SUCK
>>28617173
Well a lot of the porn is really hot amateur stuff but the text beside it ruins it. Kinda like how I would go on m0therless and it would be full of really hot stuff but it would have fucking incest captions and "daddy" shit all over it. It's aesthetically pleasing but the context ruins it.
