>mom isn't home
>take her gun
>dryfire it at her cat
>FUCK
>it goes off
>didn't hit cat
>it was loud as hell and i think the neighbors may have called the cops.
what's wrong with me /r9k/? i don't know why i did that, i can't find a bullet hole.
Should have shot it in your mouth.
>>28614280
>fired
>can't find bullet hole
Lmao when the police start fucking with it and the stovepipe makes the next round explode and you go to jail for manslaughter
>>28614280
Use the last bullet on yourself dumbass.
>>28614292
Should i use a pistol or shotgun to off myself? Im leaning towards the shotgun but idk if I'd be able to reach the trigger because of how long some of them are.
>>28614280
Just play the victim, say you're really sorry, you saw just curious what it's like to hold a gun and since you're incompetent you accidentally fired it. Noone can prove otherwise and you'll get off pretty easily, just a few pissed off people, whose anger will eventually pass. Good luck
>parents trusting their children not to kill them in their sleep with a hammer for bringing them into this world
Strange imo
>>28614280
>What's wrong with me /r9k/?
The gun wasn't aimed at yourself
>>28614280
thats what you get for toying around with a gun like a dumbass
>>28614521
Use your toes
>mom isn't home
>take her gun
>fire it at her cat
Are you an autistic child?