Who /mischief/ here?
>tfw got my young friend drunk and laughed at the dumb shit he said and did
>>28614116
You little devil !
>>28614116
You're a bro
Smh desu senpai
>call wageslave friends at 3am with my caller ID hidden
>mfw they tell me about they have been getting constant calls from private numbers in the early hours of the morning
>mfw they tell me their sleeps suffering
>mfw they can't keep up with their workload due to fatigue
>>28614211
Why wouldn't he just turn his phone on silent?
>tell dad I'm gonna sleep at 9pm
>actually go to sleep at 10pm
>>28614319
>mom says it's time for bed, you have five minutes
>wait ten minutes
>tape tshirts outlining the door so mommy doesn't know i'm up late
>>28614376
>ask mom if I can take a dollar from her purse
>take 2 dollars
>Be me, 10 years old
>Little brother is 5
>Little brother just now learning to read
>Me and my little brother are at my grandparents house
>Grandfather owns a military surplus store
>Lots of guns and military knick-knacks laying around their house because of above
>Some kind of massive artillery bullet of some kind sitting on the computer desk
>Robot at heart since birth, spend a lot of time on grandparents shitty 90s desktop when i'm there
>Scratch my little brothers name into the antique desk using the giant bullet
>Throw bullet out the window
>Frame little brother
Still don't know why I did it
>anon you're not allowed to eat in your bedroom
>eat in bedroom
>>28614223
Normies use their phones as alarm clocks in the morning
>Be me, 8 years old
>At downstairs neighbours house as a playguest
>gottapee.jpg
>pee in the sink
>fuckyou.wav
>kkkeeekkkk
>whole bathroom smells like piss
>neighbour takes the blame
I have no idea why I did this.
probably because that cunt never let me play with his cool toys.
>>28614116
>scratch someones car
>leave fake note and drive off
I know it doesn't fit the thread but whatever. 5 times and never got caught
>>28614486
I have my stuff on silent a lot and the alarm still seems to work
>masturbate while thinking of a girl who hates me
>there's absolutely nothing she can do about it
>mom calls and asks asks how i'm feeling
>tell her i'm doing ok
>i'm actually suicidal
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>post porn in webm thread
>don't give sauce
>>28614739
YOU FUCKING RAPISTTT
>>28614116
>mother texted me asking what i'm doing
>told her i'm busy doing college work
>i was actually watching anime
D E V I L I S H
>r9k rules disallow bloxposting
>oreganopost instead
>>28615067
disgusting filth
>send out hundreds of resumes
>get lots of calls, go to a bunch of interviews
>called back
>One of the easy, high pay jobs
>"do you want the job "
>say no
