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I have the worst beard on arrnainkay, how to deal?
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I have the worst beard on arrnainkay, how to deal?
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>""""beard""""
it looks like a grandma's beard
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shave, you manchild
you either cannot grow a beard or you can, there is no in-between
you clearly can't
so shave that teenager's first moustache you pedophile-looking motherfucker
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>>28613117
Not shaving for two days isn't a beard, faggot, it's stubble
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>>28613117
pretty mouth, pls suck me off famalamorino
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>>28613117
lmao maybe stop being pussy ass faggot
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>>28613117
Why not just shave it?
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>>28613117
Realest answer you're going to get besides shaving is to rub a fuckton of Minodoxil on your face and hope it works. No guarantees.
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>>28613152
>t. picture
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>>28613117
As somebody with severe neckbeard syndrome I would rather shave till the end of the times with rusty sawblade than look like this : >>28613227
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I think it's because you're 12
It looks like it will fill in better one day.

I'm 25 and still have a awful patchy pube beard.
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>>28613117
Post more pictures of your mouth
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>>28614047
Ew no, fucking weirdo
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>>28613196
> he doesn't even have a beard on his neck
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>>28614198
Fuck off autist

asdf
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Brandon alarm
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>20 years old
All I do is epilate it once every 2 weeks
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>>28614347
Beardlet btfo.
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>not being clean shaven at all times

YOU MOCKIN THE GROOMIN STANDARD?
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>>28614695
Ye. Sup?
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>>28614720
I never grew out my beard because it was always itchy, so I just shaved instead, I have to stay shaven now anyway because /soldier/ but hey ho I get to show off my jawline
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>>28614720
TFW your "angry" face looks like a perturbed hairy baby.

Feels sad, man.
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>mfw r9k beta males can't grow beards
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>>28614749
I used to like to be clean shaven.

Then I got this second chance and I need the beard to hide it.
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>>28614813
Second chin. Sorry.
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>>28613117
I don't have any facial hair at all OP, not like you normies could understand that though
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>>28614072
>fucking weirdo
Says the one who posted their mouth on a Ugandan basket weaving forum
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some pretty lame beards in this thread desu
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hi gois whatcha thank
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>too femine to grow facial hair
I can grow a full goatee in like a week or two without shaving but I'm afraid it'll look like shit half way through
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>>28614972
I'm jellybeans, but what's the black bar for, pusspuss?
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>>28614972
look like a nu male faggot desu
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>>28614796
your beard has the density of the air around me desu senpai
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i wish the military was allowed to go beards. Id probably have a shitty beard but it would still be swet
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>>28613117
>tfw 21 and that's the best I can do
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>>28615342
iktf, bruh
feelsbadman
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>>28613227
He looks like a fat vyro lmao
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I haven't been to this board in two weeks and it's somehow managed to become this shitty. It's reaching autism levels I've never seen. Is this the new tumblr?
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>>28614796
Most nu male face I've ever seen
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19 year old manlet here.

I can grow a beard but it's patchy as shit, so I just shave and keep a goatee. Doesn't help that my beard grows in fucking blonde.
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R8 my "beard" r9gay
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>>28614796
shitty beard desu senpai
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