ITT: Prove you're more autistic then the other posters in thread
I'll start
>34 year old kissless virgin
>World of Wacraft is more important than my family
>Eat ramen 3 times a day
>>28612238
>20 yo virgin
>league is most important right now
>eat a microwave burrito every day
>>28612238
>watch hentai
>post on /r9k/ /b/
>play fallout 4 so i can say i have a girlfriend
>not kissless but still a virgin
>planned on just buying a fleshlight instead of getting a girlfriend
>getting overwhelmed by how civilization works
rate my autism /r9k/
>>28612238
I once tried to heat an egg using my butt to try to get a chicken out of it. Ended up crashing it.
I sometimes go out of my way to listen to shitty semi-normie music and pretend to enjoy it. I nod my head in approval as I listen and say things in my head like: "yeah, this is a decent song, I have a pretty good taste in music". Happens with other media too.
>>28612616
Thats pretty nice, I think you're winning
I actually have an autism diagnosis which makes me superior in every way.
Now I'm rolling in autismbux.
I don't know how to use the washing machine I just press the button until it starts to spin. I'm glad my washing machine only has one button.
>>28612831
You don't have your mum do it for you? Mine cleans up for me without even having to ask her.
>spend more than 12 hours daily on the computer
>don't get paid for it
that's all you need to know