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HEY ROBOT FAGGOTS, WOULD YOUR WHOLE PERCEPTION OF THE WORLD CHANGE IF YOU OWNED AN EXPENSIVE SPORTSCAR?
TRICK QUESTION FAGGOTS: IT WOULD
>Being in your 20's
>Not owning one of both of these things
Top riffa-roo
I rented a Jaguar F-Type and women were checking me out a lot. This was the day when I realized women were really attracted to money and status symbols.
>>28611290
>>28611247
some women are whores and just like to take money from us.
I just want a girlfriend to cuddle up with that likes anime, youtube, and vidya
>>28611290
>attracted to money and status symbols.
They are not attracted to you, they just see a meal ticket
>>28611527
>saying meal ticket
45+ year old detected
I like 80s and 90s jap wedges more.
>save up money
>buy a used Porsche for $30k
>drive it around when the weather's nice
>put it back in the garage after an hour or two and shitpost on /r9k/
I thought this would help me get girls
>>28611527
>captain obvious
if i had to get an expensive sportscar, it would have to be a mclaren.
>>28611710
H'oh boy lemme tell you the struggle
>Be 24
>Bought a used Porsche for 20k
>Drive it around everywhere
>Get compliments on it almost everyday from other guys who like cars
>No girl has checked me out or tried talking to me
>Still gfless virgin
Well at least my car is nice
>>28611846
Meanwhile a good looking dude that drives a $1500 90's camry is fucking prime pussy. But in 10 years you can have his left overs.
>>28611846
>20k
>Sportscar
Top Ferrari
>>28611247
why ugly red ferarri when you can have nice 1998 subaru impreza
>>28612449
>Implying there aren't tons of sportscars out there for under 20k
Do you even shop brah?
