So which archetype are you? Sloth here, or at least a bit.
>>28608419
Super Autist sans rage meter.
>>28608419
mix between the mouse and cerebrotonic
/le frog memes/ is le master race XD
Wageslave / Elephant man / Wannabe
Between cyborg and the sloth. i only socialize or try to get girls when my friends call me for a night's drink otherwise I stay at home all day and watch anime. I also piss in a jug before when i was bedridden from the flu.
>>28608419
who /wannabe/ here?
failed normie is the master race
>>28608419
The cyborg nailed me.
I'm sorry.
>>28608543
I can tolerate cyborgs as long as they don't act like obnoxious cunts.
Mouse reporting'n representin.
Though the part about having friends and going out made me laugh.
>>28608419
I'm a mix between Mouse and Sloth
Mostly cerebrotonic, but financial problems and general disgust with the American education system prevent me from realizing my robot nirvana
These are getting better. You need more research. The closest one to me is the sloth.
>implying I use an alarm clock like a lowly wagecuck
>implying I don't look down on weebshits
>implying I don't go on twitch to stem the loneliness
>implying the external world can compete with video games
Cerebrotonic, with a dash of mouse. Wasn't far off from the sloth as a teenager, has the appearance of a good looking super autist but only has slightly fucked up speech patterns off that archetype.
I know that the only reason anyone ever bothers with me is because I at least look act like a normal, albeit a quieter one.
>>28608805
Cerebrobro here, if you don't mind me asking, what's your MBTI type?
wannabe and sloth
I am a miserable flesh of existence and I apologize to my parents
>>28608419
Mostly Cerebrotonic with a dash of Wageslave
>>28608419
Mix between mouse and sloth.
Everything about the mouse is depressingly accurate. The drawing even looks like me.
Cyborg, only I'm either feeling like everyone is beneath me, or way above me.
Most of the time when in public places I feel like I'm superior to most people, but the people on the train are all judging me and probably disliking the smell of my old jacket that kinda smells bad, I think. It's making me uncomfortable to be in my own body, and I really just fucking want a cleaner jacket.
Now you're gonna say wash it but it will get old smelling again in a week because it's in the locker at a gym, and the lockers smell, so the smell transfers. Guys, what do I do? This seriously fucks me up for the whole day and I can't speak to people that aren't close "friends" normally.
>>28608419
>cerebrotonic
Life is nothing but suffering. I can't wait to get out of hell.
>>28608492
Same (0riginal)
Mixture of Cyborg / Mouse / Wageslave. I feel like wageslave can overlap with anything except Sloth.
>Almost everyone on r9k is cyborg or wannabe
>I'm sloth
Holy shit the mouse is cute
Can someone show me how a Cerebrotonic stands funny?
>>28608822
INTP.
I'm reasonably smart and good looking, so I'll likely have a much better time in life than most but mental hangups get in the way of actually achieving anything or enjoying the things I do have as much as I should.
>>28608971
Cerebro here. I often alternate between crossing one foot over the other, and raising one leg to tap my toes against the floor. Part of this could just be that I have restless legs.
>>28608419
a mix between cerebrotonic and Super Autist :/
I'm the super autist. Now kill me.
>>28608971
Google "anterior pelvic tilt" and "thoracic kyphosis." They come from our tendency to sit in chairs, hunched over books and computers all day/
>>28608492
same, 60% cerebrotonic, 40% mouse
What's the archetype for a guy who constantly and subtly shits on everyone around him and then feels really shitty about it afterwards but then next time he's around people he just does it again?
I really wish this kind of shit carried a death penalty.
>>28608991
Like this? I do this all the time... I think it's normal.
>>28608419
a mix of wageslave and sloth
>>28608419
Literally the Cerebrotonic, every single point applies.
Was expecting 90% of /r9k/ to fall under this category actually.
>>28608419
60% Cerebrotonic
30% Mouse
5% Sloth
5% Le Frog Memes
>>28608419
Wannabe histrionic niggaz
>>28608991
Cerebro as well, I was pigeon-toed as a kid and used to often stand with my legs wrapped around each other.
>>28608981
>INTP
Called it, same here, I assumed most Cerebros would be majorly NTs. And on /r9k/ Introversion is a given
Whatcha planning today anon
>>28609108
That's the take out your shitty life problems on other people archetype.
>>28608419
I am probably the only super autist here. When there was a school shooting in October normies freaked out and reported me to police thinking that i will do the same.
Elephant man tbqh
mousesloth with a bit of cerebrotonic
>>28609563
anon you seem cute
>tfw no cute turboautist friend
>>28608419
cerebrotonic, with traits of mouse representing
>asburgers keeps me from talking to people
>intense fear all the time
somehow i find the histrionic really beautiful
>>28608419
The histrionic
Here's a pic of me to support that
>>28610079
>Implying Ciara
>>28608419
the super autist isnt even a robot, theyre just ascended.
anyways everything about the cerebrotronic is me, except the difficulty with going to the gym/getting a haircut part.
>>28610079
these syckenings are original
50% cerebrotronic
40% cyborg
10% mouse
100% Cerebratronic, holy shit, how is that so accurate?
>>28608419
sloth is 100% accurate
Even down to the crippling loneliness that drove me to mai waifu
Cerebrotonic
I hate it. I almost look exactly like the caricature. Dark hair, glasses, green shirt. Just end my life
i'm a fucking super autist okay
>>28610109
You forgot to factor in the histronic.
Full on cerebrotonic here.
>>28608492
Same shit as you.
Cyborg
I'm so very sorry.
>>28610184
I'm not an attention whore
>>28609644
i want to experience physical intimacy with you, pleb
>>28610197
I mean, shit, aside from the glasses, even the picture looks like me
>>28608492
Me as well I am sad to say
>>28608419
A mix between the mouse and the sloth.
I feel uncomfortable around people and I'd rather be alone.
Sloth with a side of cerebrotonic
Whatever
>>28608419
mouse/sloth/elephant/autist hybrid with a bunch of mental illnesses
>>28608419
I'm the underageB8, but not obnoxious like most of them. I never listen to concerts, and I'm not interested in romance at this period of my life. I don't mind my true self, and simply try to get by the best I can. that or I'm a super-autist.
>I believe the Cerebrotonic fits me best
Nah, you faggots are probably the Super Autist but don't realize it.
Totally cerebrotronic.
>tfw so weird you don't fit in any of the robot or normie archetypes at all
>>28608981
I'm INTP, too :D. In fact, I'm planning to become a chemist as soon as I get rid of my lazy streak.
>>28610356
>as soon as I get rid of my lazy streak
Anon...
what to do if you're a super autist?
like there's no way I can change...
just make normies cringe for the rest of my life? that's my purpose?
>>28610373
Wat? It's true :(. I'm sitting at my computer eating lucky charms with my hands right now. For some reason, I don't put milk in cereal
>>28610313
Nah man I have self-awareness. Super autists are quite rare. They seriously don't care about society, they are ascended super beings. I saw one the other day on campus just playing his DS as he walked through a huge crowd of chads and stacies. They moved out of his way, the majestic long haired trenchcoat wearing being/
>>28610356
>don't worry, I'll fix my procrastination problem tomorrow
Cerebrotonic is INTP, Super Autist is INTF, Mouse is probably ISFJ, not sure about the rest.
Cyborg could be anyone really
>>28610396
And he never looked up once.
>>28610415
what would intp be?
>>28608419
Cerebrotonic with a dash of sloth and wageslave.
>tfw have aspects from practically every group on the top save for superautist for self awareness and such
>>28608419
I guess I am a mix between a cyborg and a mouse
>>28608419
The sloth fits me perfectly apart from my hygiene. I often shower and clean my room just because I'm bored.
>>28610009
I am average looking but very tall. I actually talked about pissing in bottles in front of people and it took me a while to understand they found it gross.
I don't believe in friendships and i like being alone for weeks then i am social for a short while.
i fit pretty much fit right in as >Cyborg
When I was 12, I never bothered to clean my room, but messed with the head on action figures for 10 minutes until it was straight
>>28610552
I'm exactly the same.
Do you have steam?
Who /wagemouse/ here?
I'm the disgusting autistic offspring of the sloth and the wageslave.
If it wasn't for the rent being due I'd take my NEET and social free life back any day.
I work with a wannabe, pretty much want to hit him every time he brings the site up.
>>28608419
absolutely mouse
>>28610415
The Wageslave - ISTJ
The Cerebrotonic - INTP
The Mouse - ISFJ
The Sloth - negative ISTP/ISFP
The Elephant Man - INFJ
The Super Autist - INTJ
The UnderageB& - ESFP
Le Frog Memes - ESFJ
The Cyborg - ENTP (as it's the most introverted type of extroverts)
The Histrionic - ENFP
The Wannabe - ???
>>28610643
>I'm the disgusting autistic offspring of the sloth and the wageslave.
W-which one is which parent?
>>28608419
Mouse and cyborg mix
>>28610652
do mouse cut themselves?
>>28610583
Uhhh i play stuff on offline mode and i have two steams. Why?
>>28610679
>enfp
>histrionic
swap the ENTP and the ENFP around
>>28610725
so I can be your autistic friend
/trv/fag here, I'm none of those.
>>28610800
Aaaaaand histrionic confirmed
>Im not like the other shitposters
>>28608419
The Mouse / The Sloth
>>28610800
could you /trv/ fuck out of here ?
>>28610790
Got skype or kik? I don't but i can make them in a day or so. My steam name can be linked to personak info aboot me.
Cerebrotonic and Sloth
I only go out now for my classes.
>>28610856
sure my skype issuperweeb1337
>>28610679
>me
>super autist
I wish
>>28610686
My mother, the filthy, obese, drug addicted, mentally disturbed, enabling, sloth. Although her hygiene is miles ahead of mine, but she also doesn't have teeth to brush so...
And my father, the alcoholic wageslave, just trying to make it through another day, to make it through another month, to finally just die alone.
They divorced so I spent the first 19 years with my mom living the NEET life and the last 3 with my dad slowly becoming a wageslave but with all the autism and desired isolation of a sloth.
>>28610888
Okay i ll add you tomorrow
Cerebrotonic/Mouse mixture.
It's fine.
>>28608419
the sloth but ive never pee pee'd into a jug
>>28610391
>there's no way I can change
well how autistic are you? since when do you know that you are autistic? some of us can live a semi-normie life
Cyborg/Super Autist hybrid. I'm bipolar and yes I do have the rage meter. It's not that I don't feel a connection to this community. I do in many ways. I need someone to argue with always. Robots have some pretty illogical beliefs so it's fun to rage at them. As soon as you get slightly angry on 4chan the person you direct your rage at feels like they're an epic troll and won a huge battle. Little do they know I go from 0 to 60 back to 0 so fast that I'm laughing at them for showing so much interest in arguing with me.
Cyborg, and then either wannabe or histrionic, not really sure the difference between the two
>>28608419
Move that failed normie trash Cerebrotonic and Mouse down into the normie scum tier
>>28611122
hello super autist
Cerebrotonic with some Mouse.
I'm not particularly smart though. My final exam of my multimedia education is coming up, and I just wasted one whole month of preparation on nothing, now I have 6 days left. I have always been that way. I get parlayzed from stress, and I end up fucking myself over
Cyborg but swapped, I align myself more with robos, but I can talk to normies easily enough and can understand where they come from.
I'm still an autist in certain situations but if I try hard enough I can suppress it.
I'm not a wannabe, either. I do not aspire to be a normie.
come on you mouses fucking post
"Cerebrotonic" with a hint of "Mouse".
Not original, apparently.
>>28610415
>>28610679
Cerebrotonic goes well with ISTJ, too.
I think may be "the wannabe"
I consider myself a mix of cerebrotonic and mouse. This is me
>INFJ
>Cerebrotonic
Life is suffering, desu.
>>28608419
>tfw wageslave.
Just end my fucking life.
>>28611455
>INFJ
>Super Autist
Like a mix between the Mouse and the Super Autist
>>28610709
I don't. Probably depends on the person.
>>28611455
INFJ, too, bro. That pic is dope.
90% cerebrotonic
10% le frog memes
Is it bad? I am glad I am not a purebreed robot.
>>28608419
Cerebretonic and Wageslave
>>28611809
>>28611912
I feel with you. How are you holding up, bros?
>>28608419
>tfw sloth, right down to the Eva t-shirt
>>28608419
sloth here , why would i hit a snooze buttton ?
i got nno alarms
if u are anything other then a sloth fuck off to /b/
/thread
you arent real robots
/thread
why would you even want to be
Is it possible to be a mix of cyborg and super autist? I guess I'm an outsider even on r9k
>>28612151
t. Histrionic frog memer
Cyborg
Only time I feel social anxiety is when I'm trying to talk to women who I'm interested in. Other than that a lot of normies seem to tolerate and probably enjoy having me around but most of the time I prefer to be in my room.
Wageslaves are normies.
>>28612173
I think it is, that's how I described myself earlier in the thread. I'm also INFP. Some of those cyborg things don't apply to me at all. Yes I'm not a virgin. I've had a girlfriend and sex. No I'm never ever going to go out to a bar with my friends. What friends? I'd much rather argue with robots on /r9k/ or shitpost about sports on /sp/
>>28610761
no, you're wrong faggot
oooooooo
>>28612620
Wageslave shouldn't even be a classification. But yeah if anything they are more normie than less
>>28612620
>feels like he has to fake a personality for the job.
This is definitely a normie thing.
Cerebrotonic.
Only robot with an upside, since actually intelligent, don't just pretend to be.
Also only classification of robot that gets hit on, even though it's rarely and always rejected out of panic like an idiot
I feel like Le frog memes when on the Internet, but I am the mouse any other time. It doesn't feel good man.
Cerebrotronic + mouse + dude weeded lmao
>>28608419
I am currently a Cyborg with a past of a Super Autist.
I am always on the verge of becoming a Super Autist again
>>28614381
Why not be both? Who says you need to give up on being a reclusive freak in order to enjoy sex and relationships?
>>28614446
in the description it doesn't say the super autist is a recluse, instead it talks about his awkward interactions and the fact that he makes people feel strange
>>28608419
Where is Chad on this list?
>>28608419
Cerebrotonic with the thinking about better things to say from mouse
>>28614515
Maybe I just attached that to it because that's how I am. All my interactions are indeed awkward though and I'm prone to sperg out at people if they trigger me. The number of close friends from the cyborg description can only be counted on one hand. It's like some people get one person some people get the other. I'm really abrasive to outsiders but calm with people in my circle.
>>28608419
Cerebrotonic describes me down to every single goddamn bullet point
I even have the fast gait and inability to stand normally.
slightly histrionic sloth mouse
>>28608419
what if im no one of them?
>>28614704
Try to find the traits from each category that describe you best. Sometimes some of the things fit but not all of them. There's a lot of overlap.
>>28610709
Nah but my fingers are fucked.
>>28608419
I'm some weird mix between cyborg and sloth.
I have a decent amount of friends and I act normal with them but when I'm alone I'm basically full robot mode.
Sometimes robot tendencies may leak into my normalfag facade like not showering often enough or not having any romantic experience and such, but other than that I'm not nearly as robot as most people here.
>>28608419
i feel like im a mix of cyborg and cerebrotonic
Wageslave without a doubt
Mix of mouse and super autist. At core I possess the super autist traits at the core but I think I've developed enough self awareness to become mouse out of shame
>>28608419
Mostly Cerebrotonic, though I can identify with some of the Mouse's traits as well.
I'm "sloth" except I don't piss on bottles, that's disgusting. I don't have "tick" or social anxiety but I hate crowded places. I take shower every other day.
