>Get a text
>Get excited
>Annnnd it's the phone company telling me to pay my bill
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28608098
>Getting excited that a human might potentially choose to interact with me out of their own accord
>>28608141
Not at all, but if it helps you sleep at night, I'll pretend I'm a normalfag.
>>28608084
I know that feel, anon.
>bought a Galaxy S5 two years ago thinking that having it would guarantee me a social life
>mfw two years later I haven't recieved a single text from anyone outside of my family
>mfw I'm so desperate for friends that I just upgraded to an S7, thinking it'll work this time
>>28608224
Wait... are you being serious?
Just post your number here and you'll get tons of brobots to text you. What could go wrong? :^)
>>28608378
>What could go wrong? :^)
Your meat could go in my ass
>>28608424
You're opposed to that? ;^)
>>28608141
>having a dad
Holy shit this fucking normie
Get out reeeeeee
>having a phone
>having any social contact besides mommy when she brings you tendies
fucking normies.
>>28608224
how is the s7?
im going to buy one soon
>>28608466
>has a body and isnt just some bitter ghost from the other side
Get out reeeeeee
>>28608224
lel fagtron I have an s2 and I've had contact with two (2) non blood related human beings in the past two days.
>>28608917
>exists
Fuck off chad
>>28608084
>Get a text
>Get anxious
>it's just the phone company telling me to pay my bill
feels good mang
>>28608953
>doesnt exist
thats too normie
>>28608987
>mang
>get commercial text message on phone
>hope people notice that i got texts
>get a text
>strategically wait 10-15 minutes before replying so it seems like I have a life
>>28609086
>See somebody I know walking slowly in front of me
>Don't want any interaction
>Take out my phone and pretend that I'm texting while waiting for them to go away
>Or untie and tie back again my shoe
>>28608897
It's great.
Far better build quality than the S5 I had before, fantastic looking screen, touchwiz isn't cancerous anymore, camera is great.
It's not the perfect phone, but it's very very close.
>>28609129
>"Wow anon takes way too long to reply to his texts, I hate when people do that, I'll make sure not to give him my number"
>>28609278
If they already know my texting behavior, they've already texted me and I already have their number.
>rarely get texts
>monthly text comes in
>person is online
>reply
>person is offline
>have to wait hours for a reply
COULD YOU FUCKING HOLD ON A MINUTE YOU PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT, STOP SENDING MESSAGES AND THEN LOGGING OFF RIGHT AFTER
>get a call
>who could be calling me? i know it's not my mom or dad
>hello?
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
i can't be the only one
>get a text
>close my eyes and unlock my phone pretending I never got a text
