Hey guys. I want to share a story with you.
>17 yrs old
>last day of senior year
>everythingless virgin
>see a girl with braces, glasses, and acne walk by
>fuck this shit, I will never see her again so who gives a shit if I fail
>ask her what her name is, she tells me
>didn't ask for phone number or anything, just say okay cool i'm X goodbye
>so fucking proud of myself
>pathetic
>but still, I talked to a girl
>few days later
>graduation time
>walk down the aisle
>ceremony over
>standing in the middle of the football field afterwards while everyone's loving families hug them and congratulate them
>only child of divorced parents and my mom had to work so I'm there alone, friendless
>in the distance I see the girl
>fuck i'm pathetic
>try to hide behind some people taking a photo
>doesn't work
>she comes up to me
>she's holding a card
>she's holding a fern
>she tells me she got it for me as a graduation present
>pic related
we went to chinese food afterwards and she paid because i didn't bring my wallet. that was ten years ago. she has gotten rid of her braces, acne, and glasses, and is objective 8/10. even though I am the same person I always was with severe social anxiety (I basically never leave the house) she saw me for who I was and has stayed by my side. i love her for the person she is and she loves me for the person she is and that is why i am am an antisocial introverted NEET 28-year-old just like you but with a loving girlfriend. she's not just a sex toy. she is the beautiful amazing woman that saved me from a dark and miserable life and i am thankful every day that she did what she did because if she hadn't i would probably have killed myself.
the fern isn't actually a fern, it's called an air fern which is a colony of dead hydrozoans which is why it looks totally fine after being in a shoebox for the last ten years
and no, i'm not posting pics of her, none of you deserve that honor and the idea of any of you sick fucks jerking off to her makes me sick
>>28607746
so you 2 got married then or what?
You must be 18 years or older to post here, newfriend
>>28607746
I'm glad she settled for you after the cock carousel. Now you can be a good cucky wagie and support her while she balloons offa TreRay's cocksplosion.
>>28607809
i am am an antisocial introverted NEET 28-year-old just like you
Nice blog, faggot. Wasn't even coherent much less amusing.
>>28607746
I love you op tbo
pic related, it's what I think of OP's great story
suck ur mum rudeboy
>>28607832
Are memes all you know? Is this your life? I feel bad.
>tfw jealous
>>28607746
>colony of dead hydrozoans
ok then what is the girl really? you can tell us.
>>28607883
Feel good.
Soon, her loins will bear big black fruit.
It's pottery
>>28607746
holy shit, this girl's a mastermind. read every 3rd letter of her message, it spells out "going to cuck you when we're 28 you greasy fag"
>>28607746
nice Bro
I was Virgin till 22yrs old and randomly met a girl at a university reunion.
was so nervous I got drunk af but somehow managed to leave a good impression on her.
10yrs later we are both 33 and married have an OK house and will start a family soon. great thing is she doesn't mind me playing elderscrolls or age of empires or shitposting on 4chan all the live long day. she's like 7 out of 10 with makeup I guess. I feel like I won.
>>28607746
wow that is pathetic she got you a gift, card and signed it love because you said like 3 words to her.
>normalfag OP posts on my board
>asks for validation
>give him lethal dose of morphine instead
sage
>>28608070
sage doesn't work with pictures, famalami
the card she gave me on my 18th birthday.
i have an entire shoebox full of our cards and letters over the years if anyone wants to see what a healthy loving relationship looks like.
>>28608100
Just post them. There is nothing interesting on /r9k/ atm anyways.
It's going to hurt like a motherfucker when she'll dump you for Chad
Good thread, OP.
But if you love her, you need to get off your ass and do something to contribute.
Now you've found a woman who actually gives a shit and works hard, you need to do the same.
post pics of her taking the bbc
>>28607916
Ok. I'm going to sleep now.
>>28608298
>Sleeping in the middle of the day
Shitskin detected. Opinion discarded
>>28608186
This. She's not going to stay with someone with no ambitions forever. If she's doing all the work, it's going to breed resentment. Better yourself for her, Anon.
>>28608100
I had the same once. They're all torn up now, but they're still in the box, under my dresser. I regret it immensely.
found one of the few dated letters.
i don't remember the context. unfortunately the letters/cards i sent to her are in a shoebox at her parent's house.
>>28608334
It is in fact the middle of the day. 1:07 here. But I work third shift.
>inbefore wagecuck
>>28607746
>just asked for her name
>card ends with "love"
Ok chad you had your 15 minutes of fame, now get the fuck off this board
>>28607746
i wish a girl would get me a fern
that's some purity right there
>>28607746
Cool, man. She sounds awesome, glad for both of you.
>no sarcasm
valentine's day card she made for me
the post-it notes are covering names, btw, if that wasn't totally obvious
>>28608355
she sounds like a real cuntbag, bro. you don't need that bullshit, you're better than that.
>>28607746
>i'm not posting pics of her, none of you deserve that honor and the idea of any of you sick fucks jerking off to her makes me sick
Like I need a pic. I'm going to visualise her riding my fat cock like the whore she is.
>>28608426
Are you dating a 5 year old?
>>28607746
shouldn't you be posting that on facebook. Do some more likewhoring you Normie shit.
>Literally only had to say hello to a girl.
>17 years old virgin
>17...
Fuck off.
>>28608504
a retarded 5-year-old maybe. a normal 5-year-old can at least color properly. this girl's a fucking joke. i bet her cunt stinks too.
>>28608504
Atleast he isn't sleeping alone every night.
>>28607746
One of the few uplifting things I've seen here. Nice work op. You're still a faggot, but congratulations.
>>28607746
I hate to be the one to tell you this my dude, but all of your friends and family think your girlfriend is a piece of shit. When people see you together, they think you're a retard-raping creep.
okay, time to break the truth. i lied about the 10 years thing. it was ten years ago but i only dated this girl for about a year.
this was the last letter she ever sent me.
i read it probably once a week and cry at what i threw away.
>>28608626
oh fuck dammit i'm sorry bro i said some mean things in here and i didn't mean it I SOWWIE
>>28608534
I'd rather sleep alone than be with a girl who is either ugly, annoying, unintelligent, unhygienic, etc.
Find a good escort or two, they will fuck you like pornstars and make you feel like a king.
>>28608426
Is she literally retarded? That looks like something a down syndrome girl might make. She's not a downie is, she? You shouldn't fuck downies, m8. You're taking advantage of her.
>>28607746
That's so sweet go suck her dick & clean the house before she gets home
>>28608100
wew lad, you made it, Im glad for you. I hope we all experience it, at least those of us who are still open.
tfw 50+ approaches still no soul mate.
wew
we
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>>28608678
>>28608693
no no guys i was having fun with that too but look. :,(
>>28608626
>>28608100
no way her initials are VR right?
Hope she gets raped and killed lol
>>28608678
>>28608705
yeah he is living the dream,
only it is ten years ago and already shattered.
Was her name allison?
Is she on aisle 10?
You got lucky. Please don't be a normie and assume it means you are superior to us. There was no skill involved, you didn't earn shit. You are one of us that got a second chance.
>>28608626
Twilight cucked you. Top Kek.
It really was a 5 year old.
This is what you get for putting your heart in the hands of a woman. It should be you who has her coming for you
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>>28607746
>Enjoy the bern. HaHa!
>>28608626
So what was the point of this thread. Do you enjoy being abused by angry robots?
>>28608779
read more of the letters, it's not what you think, op admits he was lying
>>28608626
>>28608814
he want to remind us that it only takes time before something falls apart.
>>28608814
it was for a blowjob i wanted to get a blowjob will any robot give me a blowjob i want blowjob give blowjob to me robot blowjob i told story for blowjob and now i want blowjob so blowjob me with blowjob and i want blowjob and give me a blowjob blowjob BLOWJOB BLOWJOB BLOWJOB
>>28608848
wow, you really should get mercy killed.
>>28608948
is that the same as a blowjob? because i requested a blowjob, and if you're suggesting things that aren't a blowjob you must not be very smart are you?
BELOW
ME
>>28607746
How funny really, the first time you really try you find a gf who you might spend your entire life with
>>28607746
shouldn't depend so much on a woman my friend
still, I hope the story is true
>>28609321
unfortunately it isn't true, the bitter people can rest assured that OP is as unhappy and miserable as they are
>>>28608626
>>28608100
You will never be able to comprehend how mad I am. You're a fucking egocentric piece of shit. I hope you stay with her for a long time
>>28609378
bruh he got cucked by twilight
>>28607832
>glasses, acne, brasses
>implying she rode any cock carousel before OP
>>28609402
twilight sets unreasonable standards for young men to live up to, it really should be outlawed
