What would your ideal girlfriend be like?
>>28607721
My ideal girlfriend would be honest and straightforward with her feelings, choosing to be direct instead of trying to sugar coat things. She'd also be intelligent and driven, and have goals for herself, even humble ones. She'd also be kind and compassionate at heart, even if she's sarcastic and cynical on the outside. Finally, she would share some of my interests, which include all the typical nerdy things like anime and video games that every guy in threads like these seem to want. Physical attractiveness is also good, but the above stuff is more important.
>>28607721
>5'6''-5'9''
>120-140 lbs
>7-8/10 face
>Intelligence at least at the 99th percentile, preferably 99.99th percentile
>Some sort of leader. Community, research, corporate, etc.
>Calm, warm, and not easily disturbed
>>28607721
>kinda short
>skinny
>socially awkward and doesn't like to go outside
>fun person to be around
>qt 7/10
>maybe being smart
>same music taste as mine
>>28607721
>5'6''-5'9''
>fit/skinny
>Long brown hair
>qt
>vidya and anime
>As smart as me or just under
>kind, cheerful, outgoing
>Likes me and my humor
>taller than me
>fit
>dominant
>rich
>
>black hair, very pale
>qt
>chubby
>abussive
my standards are not that high
She should enjoy drawing and writing, or at least drawing. We could work together to write and illustrate children's books for the world.
She should be super optimistic and like singing, too.
>Not fat
>not stupid
>laid back
>plans for the future
>willing to try dumb shit with me
>doesn't mind if I communicate with actions more than words.
>>28607721
>black hair
>pale skin
>not fat
>can be ugly but has to have good facial synergy
>shitposts, watches animes, and plays vidya regularly
>monitors my activities on the fly
>>28607721
> Be real
> Be alive
> Be into me
The 3 B would be a good start.
>dark hair
>short or tall
>deep, sultry voice
>likes to explore abandoned buildings
>likes casual discussion about philosophy/science
>autistic passion for some intellectual field
>plays video games or read books
>loves/frequently makes bad puns
>emotionally forthright
>joyful but down-to-earth
>makes art of some kind
>well-composed
>thinks i'm cute
>goads me into doing cutesy saccharine shit together
>enjoys teasing me and being teased, is better at it than i am
>somewhat aggressive
>drinks tea
>isn't offput by being unskilled at something, can still enjoy it
>short
>cute
>ass required
>vidya/anime/etc nerd shit optional
>must like literature or some kind of reading
>must either be into the same weird history and science-y subjects I am, or her own that she'll share with me
>no drama/emotional bullshit
>is fine with me and her existing in our own little world, none of that "let me introduce you to my family!" crap
>no/limited social media
>some depression/anxiety/etc is fine but must enjoy leaving the house for innawoods/innacity adventures
>likes the sex, doesn't have to be super kinky but bonus points for lacking inhibitions
>can take dark humor without getting offended, can handle arguments/debates, etc
>is okay with me being emotionally distant/reserved 90% of the time
That's pretty much the ideal
I dunno about ideal cause there are so many types of gorls Id find appealing
itd probably be one that has a low sex drive like me and is willing to forgive my faults
Someone who cares about me.
>>28607721
Mostly, 14.
>>28607995
>>28610193
>>28610233
Pseudo-intellectuals.
>no bullshit
>loyal
>not dependent
>a bit dominant
>likes long walks in nature and stargazing
>wants to have a family
>will enjoy my cooking
>rather stay at home doing silly stuff than a wild night out
>weird sense of humor like me
Literally non existent
>>28607721
Source on this please? She's kind of cute and I don't read enough as it is
>5'7 or so
>fit and enjoys going to gym with me
>can handle bants without it being personal
>can deal bants back
>has an actual job
>not dumb
>5'11+
>christian
>18-19
>not fatter than me
>virgin
i guess thats it
>>28611725
do you wilks more than 450?
if yes, ill be your gf :)
>>28607721
>someone that actually cares is good enough for me
>>28611842
i think that's asking a little too much anon
>actual grill
>programmer
>anywhere from normal weight to chubby
>introvert
>honest
>loyalIt will never happen.
First of all, accepts me and finds me attractive and wants to be with me. This happens so rarely that i'm ready to overlook a lot of things if there's JUST this one thing. It means SO MUCH. Of course i want to be with someone that makes me feel like i am a worthwhile person.
Kind, caring, gritty, optimistic, basically a good mom candidate.
Will remember random details about me
Will tell me when she sees something that reminds her of me
The more knowledgeable the better. It can be through academia, or self-learning, doesn't matter. It's important to be knowledgeable, it makes me respect her, and we can teach each other things.
The wealthier the better.
Music is my life, so if she likes my musical tastes that would be so good. It's most likely a deal-breaker if she has pleb tastes. I'M SERIOUS.
She can produce things. Art, music, crafts, good foods. This is really important. Creation is a main goal in life.
Cooks me food.
Resourceful; Has lots of common sense, know-how, is naturally curious and industrious and will resort to Google.
It's important to have an attractive girlfriend so she can make me hard and have a lot of sex with her.
The more beautiful the better. Average-looking is beautiful enough though.
Weight is irrelevant as long as it doesn't make her lazy or unable to go on long walks with me. I've dated girls with a BMI up to 40.
I like boobs. B-cup is good, but G-cup is better.
I like a fat ass.
The paler the better.
I like large lips.
I like blondes and redheads.
I am a pervert. I can take her, or she can take me to a place of depravation.
I like public flashing, public sex, giving/receiving humiliation and abuse. I want to try water-boarding sounds really sexy.
>>28611309
This pedo thinks he has the right to criticize what other people consider ideal.
So apparently they're pseudointellectuals for wanting women with fully developed minds?
>six foot or above to match my abnormal height
>brown hair, green or brown eyes
>not an idiot, but not a genius either
>aged 18-24
>not politically active but not a degenerate liberal either
>not overweight
>somewhat dark skinned
"big sister" personality type
that's all i ask
>>28612142
>14
>pedo
>women
>fully developed minds
>le science
>teenage philosophy like existentialism
>intellectual
Fucking nu-males, man.
>>28612198
How old are you though??????????????? orginal
>>28612198
I'm not the guy who made the philosophy post, lad.
IDC about your perversion. Just fuck off with your opinions of other people's tastes.
>>28612198
>le edgy women are dumb and underdeveloped and I'm smarter than them xdDDDDDD
is that why you're shit posting fucking 4chan amidst teenagers?
>Femanons
>Tattoos
>Piercings
>Slutty
>Into rape
>Likes being hit during sex
>Likes being degraded
>Likes being made to cry during sex
>Also likes cuddles
>>28608155
>curly, dirty blonde hair
>grey/green eyes
>sarcastic and a tease
>kind of a narcissist
>listens to pop punk but is interested in the music I listen to
I'm still crushing on a girl I knew in eleventh grade, tbqf
>>28607721
>between 18 and 23
>lives in the UK
>not fat or chubby
>not obsessed with anime or manga and isn't a weeb in general
>has some hobbies
>plays video games and not just MOBAs or console games
>somewhat dominant or assertive and isn't afraid to take the lead
>not a neet
>doesn't smoke
>no tattoos or piercings
>clingy or possessive, obsessive personality
>likes cuddling
>wants a relationship for life
>loyal and honest
>virgin or at least not very experienced
>shy and embarrased easily
>>28607721
s-sauce senpai
>>28612352
I think I recognize that guy in the photo on the dresser, his name is Lien and he rides a motorbike.
>>28612248
28.
>>28612252
>omg all onions r equil
so intellectual~~~~~!
>12-15
>not fat
>not black
>not a boy
That's my only requirements for perfect gf. Feel free to adopt them yourself.
>>28612930
4-11 is best age range.
>>28607721
>Cute
>Funny
>Likes anime
>2D
Elin peropero* flies away*
>>28607721
>Exists
>Likes me
>my age
>wants to have children
>into Japanese/Japan not as a meme but actually interested in it
>browses /a/ and possibly /tg/
>likes to discuss anime
>will have discussions about random shit with me
>says what she thinks and isn't afraid to speak her mind
>doesn't care that much about apperances
>loves me>likes to cuddle and touch my hair
>my height
>enjoys athletics
>lets me rest my head on her thigh
>Same height as me
>Loyal
>Honest
>Biologically female
>Physically attractive (duh)
>IntelligentFurry
>5'3''-6'
>6+/10 face
>caucasian
>not obese
>funny
>beyond cute voice
>not the same taste in music/movies so we have something to nag about
>acts before she thinks
>can be sub one day and dom the other
>>28614377
>Furry
Absolutely disgusting. Everyone knows that top tier isScalie
>>28610167
Maybe you should just B yourself then
Physically:
Not fat (chubby is ok),white/asian, shorter than me, at least 6/10 face
Personality:
Just truly cares about me, clingy, likes cuddle
Thats all i ask
TL;DR I want a woman who is perfect in every way but I'm not perfect at all
>>28607721
I don't have any ideal
>>28607721
2D
Normies get out
The cute channer girl I'm currently after and is coming over to meet me soon. She literally fits every single one of my tastes, scarily so, and gets along really well with me.But she has a terminal illness and this may be the last time she's healthy enough to visit me.
>tfw so many of these threads lately
>tfw I'm not even close to anyone's ideal gf
except maybe >>28607943 this guy.
why is everyone's ideal gf so unrealistic?
>>28615324
Because we've gone this long without a girlfriend that we may as well not settle for less? Like, it'd be disappointing and anticlimactic to just settle for pretty much any girl by our point in our lives. We probably COULD. I mean, if we wanted I'm sure we could probably just Tinder or some shit and approve every single girl and there's bound to be ONE that wants to give us a shot within a year of doing it; but that wouldn't really give much satisfaction.
Relationships are hard work to maintain and keep healthy. The way I see it -- I wouldn't go through the hassle unless someone was really worth going for. The problem is, if they're good enough fro me to go after, they're fucking out of my league major time. So I prefer just...not going with anyone.
>>28615324
I'm still lurking the thread, actually.
>>28615324
>tfw don't even want an ideal gf, just want a gf in general
>>28615324
Because it's an ideal
Also post your own stats and ideals, otherwise you've only got your own insecurity telling you you suck
>>28615500
That's not a reasonable excuse, that's a total cop-out. It just says "I'm afraid of wasting my time" or "I'm afraid of failure" to me. You have idealized women and relationships in an unhealthy way and are shorting yourself the chance to really find happiness, I think.
"I already haven't had a girlfriend this long, I'd rather be alone than not date a model"
what? what kind of logic can support this kind of mentality? I just don't get where it comes from.
I'd rather put in the effort to learn to love someone - like you would have to do with anyone, mind, no two people just magically fit together the first try - and be happy with them in either the long or short run, than to just accept defeat without trying.
>disappointing and anticlimactic
It's truly better than you think it is, in all kinds of ways. Love is like a drug.
>>28615643
>You have idealized women and relationships in an unhealthy way and are shorting yourself the chance to really find happiness
Perhaps. Again, I don't find them worth it if they're with just anyone. I have very picky and specific tastes, I can't control who I do and don't like.
>It's truly better than you think it is, in all kinds of ways. Love is like a drug.
It isn't. I say this as someone who actually came from a relationship with someone I had no romantic interest in just to "try" and see if anything happened. It was a burden for 4 years. As a guy, you support someone else, in most cases. It isn't worth it if they're not someone you really want to click with.
>>28615553
well hi, then.
um >,> now what.
>>28615582
I understand the difference between "standards" and "ideal" but most of these "ideals" are unrealistic and sometimes impossible. I just have to wonder how they come up with some of these things.
>>28615603
my ideal would be
>my height or taller
>same/similar taste in music
>loves the arts
>loves animals
>not a picky eater
>likes to travel
>beard
>>28615762
>now what
I'm gonna give you the whole "be my gf' plea, but if you wanted to post some sort of contact information that'd be cool.
>>28615762
such as? im confused as to what you mean when you say impossible
>>28615760
>I say this as someone who actually came from a relationship with someone I had no romantic interest in just to "try"
This is dumb, though. Why did you think that would even turn out well?
I'm not saying to just date anyone, that's not realistic either. Just to say that you'd only date an ideal woman (which isn't real) or nothing is foolish. idk, of course I have no bearing or control over your life but I think you could do with some introspection and better self-talk.
it is possible to change who you are and what you like. you are not an unchanging stone.
>>28615802
Was supposed to be "not gonna" but it doesn't really matter either way.
>>28615762
Femanon your ideals mean nothing if we don't know your stats as well.
Not trying to be the "pls be gf" guy since I already don't fit your ideals, but seriously nobody is going to know if they're compatible with you
Most guys itt don't bother posting their own stats because A: odds are low anyways and/or B: they're shit
>>28615826
I can't control that I wouldn't have feelings for anyone that matches my ideals though. I can count the amount of women I've been interested in my entire life on one hand. I'm 26 years old and only have two women I've gone after, both have rejected me. It's feeling like it isn't even worth the chase.
>>28607721
A terrible human being who plays video games with me and generally hates everyone else and wants to make them all completely miserable like us.
must also be qt, pale and skinny super preferred
>>28615802
if you have skype or I could download kik you could send it to me at [email protected]
>>28615803
combinations such as
>>28614377
>>Physically attractive (duh)
>>Intelligent
>>Furry
everything >>28612627 has
this one >>28612064 is really oddly specific
>>28611771
>>5'11+
>>christian
>>18-19
>>not fatter than me
>>virgin
>implying a tall thin 18 year old will ever be a virgin
>>28611371
>>loyal
>>not dependent
kind of opposites, not a likely combination
>>a bit dominant
>>would rather stay home than a wild night out
same
>>28610233
>short, cute, dat ass
>must like literature, history, science
>no emotional stuff
>but in a relationship
>doesn't want to introduce him to her family
>kinky and likes sex
>okay with him being distant
the cognitive dissonance is real here. all over.
>>28616027
>I can't control that I wouldn't have feelings for anyone that matches my ideals though.
you can, you just never tried. you are restricting yourself subconsciously and you can change it.
introspection, friend. life experience. you are living in a world of naivete and walls.
>>28615866
>Femanon your ideals mean nothing if we don't know your stats as well.
why not? I said taller than me, so 6' to start would be good because I am not short.
the rest are kind of self-explanatory. no pleb music tastes allowed.
>>28616095
I can see what you mean but I don't think there is any reason why people should be afraid/ashamed of their ideals. having standards and having ideals are two separate things. everyone has unobtainable ideals i think. they aren't grounded in reality thats exactly why they are ideals
>>28616095
So what's your excuse for not finding a guy?
I'm just curious, nothing else.
The people from here have shitty high standards, but surely there's folks out there with lower ones.
>>28616095
Nigger they said ideal, not realistic
>>28616095
I'm
>>28610233
Yeah I realize this is never going to happen, it's just reactionary due to me having bad experience with relationships in the past
>>28616162
I just wonder. I think of my 'ideal boyfriend' and it's very realistic I think, like many men that I have met, whether or not they were interested in me being a different story.
It's so fantastical to me that these robots dream up these fake people and fall in love with the idea. It seems unhealthy, that's all.
>>28616224
I'm weird, ugly, and mentally ill.
>>28616226
see above
>>28616271
Don't you think it might screw with your future relationships to have unreachable ideals?
>>28616435
I mean of course it's unhealthy. But we're on /r9k/. Everyone (or at least a lot of people here) are the bottom of the barrel in terms of relationships and "acceptable" partners. It's the same reason why people have waifus. They are an escape from reality, just like these ideal gfs.
>>28616435
>Don't you think it might screw with your future relationships to have unreachable ideals?
No, because I can separate fantasy from reality and I don't expect to find someone who meets my more far-fetched ideals. I also tend to mask my more sociopathic interests when first talking to people.
But this is 4chan, so I can let my autism shine
>>28616435
>I'm weird, ugly, and mentally ill.
More people here like weird than they're willing to admit.
Ugly I don't think you can do much about it besides making up for it in some other area. Try anal.
I dunno about mentally ill. I have a thing for chicks with mental problems. It's always a fun ride for a few months. Regretably, it's one I always have to jump out of, most of the time not even by choice.
You should hit up one or two anons in this thread. Some might end up liking you.
I'd volunteer, but I'm not american and I doubt there's anyone from my country on this place.
>very loyal, would never think of cheating
>decently smart
>into video games
>never drinks or smokes
>likes the idea of hiking
>is into big guys
>and beards
>wants to have many children
>loves puns
I'd add more, but I hate getting too specific. This is already unrealistic as it is.
Physical:
>5'6" or shorter
(height doesn't really matter to me, but I know that every single woman ideally wants a guy who's at least 2 inches taller than her)
>chubby or fat, nothing over a size 32 tho, 12-14 at the bare minimum
>must carry the weight well, though
>giant tits, G cup minimum
>black hair
>green eyes
>pale skin
>no tattoos
>tfw no ideal gf
>tfw no ideal anything
>>28616156
How does one go about changing who they like?
>>28617125
by examining yourself with logic and serious thought, by having perhaps not only ideals for others but ideals for yourself. challenging yourself to grow and learn and change and refuse to hate or judge, I think this is what all people should do.
you can also do it by meeting people, and finding, you know, that even if - as an example - you think that tattooed people are "degenerate," you might get to know some with tattoos and they can help you change your mind on the kind of person who gets tattoos.
keep in mind that the only absolute is that nothing is absolute - especially with people.
> 1/2 assertive/submissive
> moderate good looks (not pornstar or model, just okay)
> kind, but firm
> rational
> considerate of others and their hobbies
> good personality
that's pretty much it.
My ideal girlfriend would be exactly like the one I had in high school before she broke up with me and fucked five guys.
cute, chubby, not a slut.
I can get along well with most people, I think I can make due with most personalities granted that she doesn't find me too boring and the sex is good.
>>28609055
this but also give her a huge dick
>work retail
>woman from the neighborhood by my store comes by often
>is like 6'2", blonde, around 40 years old, has massive tits, is THICC to the maximum without being fat, looks like she would have a brawny body if she lost a bit of weight.
>last time she came in the store she was complaining to me about how her husband keeps calling her when she has her phone with her, and its so annoying and she is glad she left it home.
>I just smiled and said "haha" since I didn't know how to reply as I was almost at half mast.
>another time she was asking if we had some item, and kneeled down next to me and I saw down her shirt and her massive bra.
>pretty sure she didn't catch me peeking
Oh god she's perfect.
d-do you think she was really hitting on a 5'10" 21 year old cashier...
I guess I'll like one that's real
what is the sauce for the manga?
>>28607721
She'd look just like this girl, Sky Ferreira. I got quite a crush on her.
She'd love to be filled with my cum after an affectionate and passionate fucking. She'd love me kissing her all over her body, eating out her sweet tight pussy. Spanking her and calling her a dirty bitch and shit like that.
We would do extreme psychedelic drugs (LSD, DMT, Psilocybin Mushrooms) and go on mind-bending trips for hours on end, together, and maybe cuddle in bed afterwards. Cuddling sounds nice. I might not want to cuddle after a total mindfuck of a session, though. These would only strengthen our relationship though.
She'd deeply care about me and understand my fucked up mind and anger/sadness about having no parents and a generally shitty childhood negatively affecting my state of mind.
And of course, most importantly, she wouldn't be nothing more than a dream in my head.
>>28607721
Someone who gets kidnapped so I can save her like a real human bean.
Then I'd walk off like the autist I am, satisfied that I could be the hero for once.
>long, dark hair
>white
>ideally /fit/, but at least (healthy) thin
>5'0" to 5'4"
>at least 7/10
>has had very few sexual partners (optimally zero)
>introverted
>prefers to stay home rather than go out
>has at least a bachelor's, ideally STEM
>okay with guns
>likes anime and videogames
>no drugs, tobacco, or alcohol
>at least leaning conservative politically
>Atheist/agnostic or Christian that isn't strongly devoted to practicing
>honest and loyal
>likes cats
>I have the means to support both of us if she wants to be a NEET
She's not real.
>long dark hair
>brown eyes
>not overweight
>christian
>a bit shorter than me
>>28607721 (OP)
>4'8''-5'4"
>skinny
>black hair
>qt
>virgin
>loyal
>likes hanging out at home or with a few friends
>no drinking or drugs
An Elin.
