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The reason you are ugly is becauses you put no effort into your appearance.
i feel so bad for eggy he's so fucking ugly it hurts just to look at him
>>28607717
Jesus how can a person look like that?
>>28607784
inb4 a bunch of virgin NEETs come in to tell us that his life is actually amazing because he happened to get a gf
>>28607784
Fucker would look a million times better with a wig to cover up that giant forehead.
Stop trolling guys, he actually looks kinda decent. I bet most of you guys are uglier than him.
>>28607717
That applies only to girls.
Looks don't matter on guys, all aboot money.
>>28607894
Nice try roastie. We're not gonna wageslave for you while you fuck chad like eggman did.
>>28607717
>tfw cystic acne fucked me up as a teen and parents would never pay for me to go to the dermatologist
Now I have a messed up face and any effort is futile and only makes me come off as a creep.
>>28607925
He's back to one full time job instead of three. So probably she left for a better beta provider.
>>28607925
Only I'm being serious. Do guys put make up on and dress pretty at all? No, you literally roll out of bed and throw anything on. Zero worry about looks. Having money you'd do the same except buy expensive shit to impress chicks.
>>28607967
more like omega provider
>>28608003
this is a pretty good way to get cucked senpai
how about instead of that you spend on your money on plastic surgery to look like this and then never have to worry about needing money to get pussy again
Even tho eggman is borderline retarded looking he is still happier than you guys
>>28608131
Omg. He looks like he has down's.
>>28608131
this balding is really gonna destroy his looks once and for all. his head shape is horrible for balding
>>28608131
He looks like the guy from Mask.
Why does egg work two jobs?
How does a short bald man put effort into his appearance?
Surgery?
>tfw balding
Yeah. If only I was putting effort into my appearance, it would solve all my problems.
>>28608272
first of all why are you bald? there are proven ways to prevent balding
>>28608294
No there isn't. Finasteride and Minoxidil only slow down the process, and only in a certain percentage of men.
So if I don't have the right genes, effort doesn't mean shit. Your theory is destroyed. Attractiveness is genetic luck.
Oh, and you didn't even try to counter the manlet issue.
>>28608737
>Finasteride and Minoxidil only slow down
by decades
> only in a certain percentage of men
around 80 percet of men who use finasteride get results. that's a pretty big percent desu senpai
>>28608766
Eggy isn't balding though. He just doesn't have a lot of hair.
I honestly think he's cute. I feel a lot of happiness looking at him. We had a great time at the theme park yesterday.
>>28607967
Fuck off. I work 9 hours a day in a freezer pulling biohaz stock. I gave him 80% of my wages this month. Things are getting better though now that we're starting to catch up on bills plus getting the money to pay back the guy from /r9k/ who loaned us 1000$(+200 in interest he Charged) We should be doing very well next month.
lolno. I can change bone structure by just beeeeing myself right?
Kill you are self.
>>28609007
>Eggy isn't balding though. He just doesn't have a lot of hair.
He's balding severely. Anyone who knows anything about balding can tell how far his hairline has receded.
>>28609007
kek, He charged you 20% interest. Worse than a credit card.
>>28609048
You can change bone structure with surgery familia.
>>28608131
How can people like this take selfies? I'm not that ugly but I know I can't take selfies. This fucker can go fuck his selfie
>>28609151
Not drastically enough. South Korea can make me look below avg from what I can tell based on before and afters, but that's their JUST status shit. If you can still be saved my surgery you are a fucking normalfag.
you guys do realize he has a good job now, has a qt gf, and is doing better than most of us on this board?
be honest,how would your life change if you looked like me?
>>28609205
>good job
he makes $12hr and has an 18 yo gf. let's not get out of hand.
>>28609197
well first you have to determine what makes you so ugly. do you have recessed jaws? also south korean surgeons are not as good as top western surgeons
>>28609223
if I looked like a gay ethnic?
>>28608131
He looks like Remy Lacroix.
>>28609244
Massive jaw, crimson chin, an abomination of a brow bone, mile wide shoulders, barrel chest, the list could go on..
Pic related is the dream, but I have a shit starting point so I'm trying to adjust from ugly woman to eldritch abomination.
>>28609348
I think the jaw thing is caused by bruxism
you should definitely consider jaw surgery, not just because of the way you look, pretty sure it has many health benefits a swell
also had no idea you were a woman, good to see a legit ugly woman on this board for once
>>28609413
No nigga,I'm a fucking tranny. I don't have bruxism just manly AF tbqh. I don't got the money for surgery and even then that shit isn't good enough to make me look normal.
>>28609480
lol
are you a virgin tho?
Souns bretty accurate
>>28609523
>implying anyone would ever be attracted to me enough for that
>>28609595
if you look like a man why not just stick to beign a man? Why did you become a tranny if you have a huge jaw?
>>28609621
The whole being a tranny thing isn't logical to begin with. Also, I thought that my mom was right when she said I'll be fine when I started. Also, I figured that being 5" 4' would help.
>tfw started underageb& but still manly af
>>28609759
should have just worn lifts and tried your luck as a man tbqh
good luck anyway if I was you I would still get a job and start saving for surgery
>>28607717
>Genetics doesnt play a role in your appearance
KYS
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>>28608231
perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
