My parents want me out in the next 2 months, what should I prepare as long as I still have a place to sleep at?
>>28606655
Are you going to be homeless, or will you have a place to stay?
>>28606673
I don't have any other place to stay at, so probably homeless
>>28606655
>>28606690
Do you have a car?
>>28606704
No, I'm almost finished with my driver's license, but no car in sight
>>28606655
Not sure if helpful, but people I know of that lost place to live joined group of squatters (punk etc.). It's not the most calm place to be (lots of people with different diagnoses and drinking), but it is a roof over your head and cheep.
But you have to know someone that is squatting a building, so if you find this option viable I guess seeking out placer where punks hang out and you can probably find a place to live (introduce yourself and explain you need place to live). But you probably have to like collectives, loud music and lots of drinking to fit in.
Prepare for something very very bad. Do it a week or two before the big day though so it's not obvious. If you can't think of anything the attempt suicide the night before. You'll spend minimum 72 hours in another place. Ideally it's longer though. In the meantime looks up psych terms and disorders. You already have plenty. Exaggerate the ones you do have so you appear crippled. Bipolar is standard, everyone has 'depression' so not as much sympathy points even though the two have so much overlap it's easy as fuck to fake. Generalized anxiety or social anxiety(GAD, SAD) are good ones too, social anxiety means bad agoraphobia and an excuse to stay inside all, but exposure therapy means you will be made to go out bit by bit, GAD means lolidunno, have some xanax/klonopin on top of antidepressants. Derealization/depersonalization, I think most of us can identify with these feels even if we don't blown have it. Schizoid is closely tied to it and is an autists best friend, just take care with the difference between it and schizophrenic, very crippling but normies are scared shitless when they hear it so I'd avoid getting dx'd with schizo. PTSD is another good one size fits all disease and excellent for guilting your parents. You were bullied relentlessly in/at place, worst still is the dreams and le flashbacks.
Obviously you don't use these words, you throw out breadcrumbs and let Mr/Ms psychologist feel like the hero for cracking such a difficult case but they sherlock holmes it up and found out that a sad man who dislikes being around other people is sad and anxious. As a last resort you can mention self-medicating but I would really hold off on that one if you want to get the good stuff, they hate seekers. If talk of discharge just throw a shitfit and flip a table, break something, or attack a tech(not a nurse and no matter what never a physician). You'll be restrained, chemically and physically at first, but laws are very strict on this.
Now you live with mom 4evr.
>>28606655
buy a tent
>>28606904
>>28606655
Soulcrushingly troublesome advice. But honestly OP this is your best bet. It's ever you kill yourself socially by pretending to be mentally ill, or you kill yourself physically by living in the streets.
Become a monk
>>28606904
>>28606955
wow lads calm the fuck down.
Op don't do any of this shit if you're an American. Just join the fucking military .
>>28606655
you know what to do op show the world and your parents who is boss.
>>28607112
Are you implying it's impossible to go to a psych ward or kill yourself if you're an American? I've had a family member and two fiends an hero, and have personally been involuntarily committed to psych ward myself, multiple times. This advice was given on the assumption OP is American. Otherwise I'd have suggested he get a hangnail and get on bongbux/digderidoolars.
Military is good except they don't accept you unless you're le best and brightest. So basically criminal record and >75iq, perfect, any history of psych disturbance and here's the door. Besides that fuck working, even if it is just guarding a cache in the middle of nowhere or peeling potatoes. A couple weeks acting crazy for a lifetime of cushy staying at home is way better. If anything you can play up the guilt and life will probably be even better. At the least expectations.
>>28607239
Yes I was implying OP join the military. As you said he can't do that if he has a history of mental health issues. Well you can you just don't say nothing. It's actually a good fucking option for most young men. You need to be smart to join Navy or Airforce. You also can't join with a criminal record unless yo get a wavier . A felony disqualifys you.
>>28607436
I see what you meant now. Military is a good option but you can't hide it from them. They search your records and behavioral will pop up just like anything else if it's there, then you're in hot water. It would be a good pity story if you get kicked out though. Try so hard and still fail. Then you have a breakdown in psychward. Parents can't say op didn't try at that point.
>>28607530
>Military is a good option but you can't hide it from them.
Nah you can trust me I was a coreman I know. As long as you don't the meps your insurance information you're fine. We don't really look into medical background like that. Only what we're told to. Is OP even here anymore? You'd figure he should take this thread more seriously instead of fucking off when people are trying to give him advice.
>>28607733
>don't tell the meps
Do you have a job or any income at all? If you do, just squat somewhere for a while, if its not too far you could sleep in a forest or a park somewhere until you get enough money to move on. Buy a tent.
>>28606904
good advice
>>28607112
fag advice
>>28606655
Why don't you use these 2 months to find a job.
Any job.
Get any job at all, use the money you earn to pay rent for a cheap appartment. You can't go homeless OP. You will die a miserable death.
I know a minimum wage job and a cheap shit appartment sounds like hell, but you need to start somewhere. It's either this, or dieing of hunger in some alleyway. Don't take this too lightly.
And you don't have to work there and live in that appartment for the rest of your life dude. While youre in that position you will figure out what you want in life, you can set goals and act on them. You will work your way out of that shitty appartment and lifestyle.
You have 2 months. Use them wisely.
Military isn't an option in my country.
>>28607843
I have no income and my parents never gave me money, I only have like 50euro saved up from other stuff. I'm currently putting up most of my belongings on sale.
>>28607927
I tried to find a job in the last few months already, still trying, but I usually hear stuff like "You don't have enough experience" etc. Even for fucking retail jobs. I still try to find one, but it probably won't work out.
>>28606904
Thanks anon, I already thought about doing that, but I don't really know if I want to bother other people with my problems. I'm already a pile of human garbage and a parasite for my parents. In the worst case I will do that, but I still try to find another way.
>>28606898
I'm terrible around other people, so I don't know if that would be a viable option, I don't even know where people like that hang out.
>>28606904
This is advice for fucking PUSSIES.
You need to let your parents live their lifes OP. It's the least you could do for all they gave you over the years.
I know being kicked out is harsh, but it is harsh times that make us into a better version of ourselves.
Why don't you actually take an opportunity like this and use it to prove yourself for once in your life.
Make something of yourself. Do the right thing and get a job.
OP, if you can't even support yourself then all hope for you is lost. Show us what you're made of.
>>28608038
>I'm already a pile of human garbage
for what, daring to be alive? your parents are the ones who made you and now that you're legally old enough they're trying to kick you to the curb like a cat that pisses on the furniture. sounds like they're doing nothing to help you find your own way at all. fuck them. do what you have to and don't feel the least bit guilty about it.
>>28608038
>I tried to find a job in the last few months already, still trying, but I usually hear stuff like "You don't have enough experience" etc. Even for fucking retail jobs. I still try to find one, but it probably won't work out.
I know it's tough OP. But the closer you get to your parent's deadline, the more you will have to lower your standards.
Flipping burgers or being a trashman is obviously not where you wanna be, but there comes a time where you'll have to choose between that and being homeless.
It's tough but this is the one time in your life where you're just gonna have to man up, suck it all up and just do it. For you!
So why are they kicking you out again? Tough
love? Where you troublesome? Otherwise, as
an american living in europe and who've lived in Japan more than the U.S. itself, I don't
understand how this can be a good thing for
your child. What I understand is that parents
help set up everything for their child before
they move out with hugs and some caring
tears. Make sure they have a job, a decent
place whether they go to college or not,
contact so that you can keep in touch with
them if ever you need help because they care, etc.
>>28608209
Well for some people their children are just little obligations and not a life you have created and are responsible for
>>28607927
this guy has the right attitude, OP
if your parents see you putting in the effort, they'll help you. assuming they don't actually resent you. the fact that you've been given two months leads me to believe that they want you to succeed.
>>28608239
>the fact that they are forcing him into homelessness prove they mean well for him
fuck off with this normalfag logic already
>>28606904
I'm a schizoid. They don't really have a treatment for it.
>>28608156
I went to McD's and other places, but they don't have any free jobs or want experience, I hateit so much. And being a trashman is a career here and you get paid pretty well. Finding a job nowadays seems to be impossible. I offered to do any type of labor, but nobody wants it.
>>28608209
I'm just bothersome, I can't offer them anything and I had potential in the past, but am unable nowadays to do anything. My mental abilities degraded and I can't focus on things anymore. They are justified in that sense that I'm worthless. I have nothing going for me.
>>28608138
All my siblings grew up perfectly, I'm the only problem and I don't want to make it even worse for my parents. I can fake mental illnesses when I actually have no other option, but as long as there is still a way, I try to find something else.
>>28607733
I'm curious now. Airforce dropped me because of some stupid autism and depression stuff in my teens and Adderall use in college, but I told them like an idiot. I didn't think the therapy and Celexa would show up but could I really keep the Adderall hidden just by not giving insurance? Credit is clean and only criminal is a couple vehicle related shit like parking or expired plate which I paid up. I'm really thinking I want to go navy officer now, currently BS psychology with minor in Spanish and soon to be BSN nursing. If not then at least reserve. I want a cool uniform and gun to get the bitches wet and reclaim a little masculinity for choosing nursing and psychology. Critical care is only nursing I really care for, but I'd settle for psych or OR if pushed. Anything but medsurg really.
>>28608038
Wouldn't chocolate hurt my sweet awoo? What a horrible picture, anon. Why would you post this?
>>28608330
That's what makes it so great, it's a personality disorder. The options are live at home or die in the streets. Add some ptsd, anxiety, and whatever else then he can guilt his parents into letting him stay until the pass and he inherits the estate.
>>28606655
Where are you from Anon? I wouldn't mind taking care of you for a bit if you lived nearby.
>>28606655
Find a job.
If you haven't found a job than you haven't tried hard enough.
You're probably extremly lazy and borderline autistic so you were quite picky with the kinds of jobs you were searching and you probably haven't really tried hard.
I mean have you send 10 applications a day? No? Because you were on 4chan, playing video games and do everying else instead of the one thing you should.
Like others said you have 2 months. You should at least spend 8 hours a day searching for a job.
>>28608573
>inherits the estate
Rich boy detected. That was some disturbingly well thought out, detailed advice though.
>>28608509
Have this one as apology.
>>28608623
I'm from western europe, but I'm not a nice person to he around with, so don't worry about it. Still thanks for the offer.
>>28608703
I skim through job offers on different sites, the university here and other places for a few months already and sent atleast one application every day if there is a new one. I haven't played videogames and other stuff for a long time because I just feel bad while doing it. I already try as hard as I can.
>>28608573
I have siblings, so there is nothing I could inherit.
>>28608768
I don't mean richy rich type estate. I just mean whatever assets they have. Likely just a house and a small portfolio. Liquidate everything, dump it all in mutual funds/etfs and live on 4%/yr in either a trailer park or shitty downtown apartment. It's not luxurious but it's good enough for ramen, a bed, Internet, and a roof to put everything under.
The advice was drastic, but it's a drastic situation. It's what I'll do if push ever comes to shove. Most parents already feel guilty over their fuck up children. They just push it away and lash out at the kid. Having a sick kid activates their nurturing response as well as legitimizes how bad they fucked up and amplifying the guilt. Strike while the irons hot and he has the basement until they die. He just has to avoid building resentment from stealing money or breaking shit like addicts do. Otherwise it should be smooth sailing. If the estate isn't but 80k or so he can travel to SA a couple weeks, dump it all in bitcoins, then try getting on welfare after his 'gambling addiction' killed his inheritance.
>yfw if op were a girl he wouldn't get kicked out
>>28608844
If you haven't found a job in a few months than you don't put in enough effort simple as that.
You can lie to yourself as say "i tried really hard" but you can't lie to reality and reality is you haven't found a job in a few months like everyone else who didn't put enough effort into finding one.
>>28608470
Sorry I took so long to reply I was doing an errand and had to leave thread. Yes you can join up just don't tell anyone about your conditions and don't act like a spaz. Stay quite. They can't actually charge you with anything even if they find out you lied. Just don't give out your insurance. Good choice on joining the navy anon. If you have any questions please feel free to ask.
>>28608965
>dump it all in mutual funds/etfs and live on 4%/yr in either a trailer park or shitty downtown apartment
My life goal. Cabin in the woods and 4% of capital each year.
Right now i have 140k euro which will net me 465 euro a month. Its not quite there but im getting there. Im 24 years old so my bet is ill reach it in 10 years.
And this friends is why robots should vote for a socialist government that provides welfare and social housing. I live in the UK and when my mum kicked me out I just went down to the housing office and got a nice comfy flat (apartment). That was five years ago and I've never ever had a job before or since. All rent is paid in full by the government. Feels good being European.
>>28610562
Yeah that's gonna run out someday.
>>28610646
stay salty wagecuck
>>28610673
stay uninteresting, poor and sad parasite. :^)
>>28610702
Shouldn't you be in bed now? Mr Shekelstien's cock needs sucking at 9am tomorrow!
>>28607123
might as well kill them before killing himself
his parents are the ones trying to fuck him over
>>28610562
and this makes me wish I was never born in the US
US is fucking relentless for us lazy sacks of shits.
>>28607112
Good goyim, fight for your country
>>28610405
Maybe I'm a greedy lazy shit, but nurses work like 3 days a week for 70k. I mean I know you don't join for the pay. I am patriotic and all that shit, but is it worth it for the other cool stuff besides the money and le thank you for your service?
Truth be told I can just buy my own sword, pretty clothes, and tacticool boots(my marinebro said even those who do join buy their own Danner boots because standard issue sucks). If I join I'd want it to be like a fraternity. At this point I don't think I'd make friends just by joining a country club or blue lodge and I can buy anything else. Is NCO a better option? I don't want a kid 10 years younger than me bossing me around or any resentment over me being a butter bar or whatever it's called.
I don't know. At this point I just feel lost and directionless. I don't particularly want anything. I just want to avoid something I wouldn't like but don't even know what I don't like. I'm also 27 so way too old for this edgy boohoo what am I shit.
