Who here /bland as fuck/?
>Have only consumed coffee about a couple of times in my life, never bothered with it again
>Have only consumed tea about a dozen of times in my life, never bothered with it again
>Have only consumed about half of a beer bottle in my whole life, never ever bothered touching alcohol again
>Never ever smoked anything
>Never consumed any recreational drugs
>Only rarely consume prescription drugs
>Mostly only drink water and some soda at times
Unintentional straight edge autist I guess.
>>28606525
honestly this is me. gives a sense of superiority desu
>>28606525
It takes about 16 times of eating/drinking something to get used to its taste.
Or so i've read. Tried it with olives and it worked for me.
Pic semi-related.
>>28606525
>It's an Anon first steps of discovering his freedom thread
Only normies and plebs do what you just mentioned. First step is not consuming, then you get to the real thing
>>28606610
>This guy's not doing something I enjoy and it triggers me, so I should make fun of him and feign superiority.
>>28606525
>experiment with lots of drugs
>can't really talk about it IRL or risk stigma
>>28606630
>interpreting things I never said
>Implying ignorance should be made fun of
You are disgraceful
>>28606525
I'm even blander.
>never touched alcohol at all
And more importantly
>never touched a girl at all
>>28606525
I don't even eat salt, all my foods are salt/condiment free
Get on my level
Once a guy told me "When the apocalypse come you will be a healthy 100 year old man and it will not be worth a damn" , so, he is right, it doesn't help for shit
>>28607341
anyone who eats ketchup or mustard is a dumbass
>>28606525
Now you get to call everyone degenerates while you post on 4chan.
>Only ever eat plain hotdogs
>>28606525
>never drank alcohol
>never smoked
>never used drugs
>KHHV
>drink tea and sparkling water only
Straight edge I guess
I used to be straight edge like you when I was a shitty boring teenager.
Eventually I grew up and learned to embrace all the bitter unhealthy addictions of life. Tasty normal food gets boring, sometimes you just want to breathe fire and drink that nasty rotten grain water.
Although some cool pure clean water is also a treat.
Eating healthy is pretty cool, but I like eating shit foods and doing drugs too much to dedicate
If you think it makes you better you're a faggot, but if you genuinely like it it's respectable
>>28608333
I don't care that a degenerate called me a faggot. I didn't post what I did to get you and your people's approval.
>>28606525
>unintentional straight edge
I know this feel so well tbqh, the worst part is I hate straight edge faggots yet I'm still a virgin at 21, I don't go to parties, I don't drink and I don't smoke.
>>28606525
None of this makes you 'bland'. What makes you bland is thinking that this stuff makes you interesting.
>>28608389
Well as long as you're aware of how much of a faggot you are
>do drugs
>smoke a pack a day
>binge drink regularly
>eat shit food all the time
>sleep very little
>chug ungodly amounts of caffeine all day every day
>still perform better in uni and lifting than 90% of my peers
I have become the edge. I just dont give a fuck anymore. Some day I might get my shit together but right now life is too hectic to handle it sober
>>28606525
same here OP but i'm not straight edge sincei DID have sex
>drink the same 3-4 kinds of beer
>drink the same kind of soda
>put salt/pepper/hot sauce on stuff, sometimes
>never had sex
the only thing bland about me is my personality. i only ever do the following
>go to work
>come home
>go for walk
>play video games and drink beer
>go to sleep
>run errands whenever mom's going up town
>>28606525
If you ever feel at your wits' end, try vodka. (Be careful though.)
>>28608106
pic related
>>28608333
Shit foods aren't shit. Mainstream health science is completely fucking stupid. (You're welcome.)
