>that brit feel when the person making your tea stirred it with the same spoon they used to make coffee
they say it doesn't matter, but it does. it fucking does.
>that brit feel when you had 9 muslim dicks to suck but could only fit 8 in your mouth
It was right there but I couldn't fucking physically do it, my body is weak.
>>28606430
you seem to be mistaken as to your location, but then i'm not sure if there are many german threads on this board.
>>28606416
>Most populous city is now a shitskin barnyard
>Gets pissed about a spoon
Fuuuuuuckkk m9
>when you say it was "yeah no of course no yeah"
>but actually it was "no yeah no mate yeah"
>>28606416
>Your biscuit becomes too soggy and you can't get it out in time and it breaks away, not only were you able to save it but you now have biscuit mush at the bottom of your cup
>>28606416
>that brit feel when you accidentally look at a woman after having come back from voting for a Muslim mayor of your most populous city, so they impregnate the women of your family with the owner of the woman you looked at's husband's seed, then name them all muhammad
Tea and biscuits,
Fish and chips, m8
tfw no cream for your crumpet
the worst feel
>Tfw you forget it's Sunday and miss the shops by 20 mins so you gotta go tesco
>>28606736
>>28606557
>>>/pol/
looking for brit feels not internet wankery
>>28606736
This is quintessentially British.
Well done, lad
>tbfw the pakis keep robbing you on your way home from work
>tfw your biscuit falls into your tea and you let out an audible tut
>tfw you apologise to someone for holding a door open for them
>mfw Britain votes to stay in EU
>>28606781
/pol/ is full. I'm waiting my turn to go there in the queue.
>>28606916
I truly hope the turdshitters finally fuck off and die on their little shitskin island
>>28606416
That British feel when your 12 year old daughter doesn't show up until 3 am and you are worried sick until she tells you that everything is fine, she just east having sex with her 40 yo Muslim boyfriend Ahmed
Kids these days, she could have called
