ITT: we feel feels that Vyro/Shane would feel.
>tfw not enough attention
>tfw normie
>tfw lied about having schizophrenia
Shane? Is that his actual name?
>>28606515
Yeah.
He looks like a Shane doesn't he?
>>28606515
That's just going off a post Fish made
Only thing proven about the guy is that his last name starts with V.
>>28605871
Trips are always the most insane insufferable faggots on a board, especially r9k trips.
They are malignant narcissistic tumors on this board, just look at Vyro or Pizza or Eggman.
>>28606782
Vyro is without a doubt the worst out of all three of those. I'm not saying any of them aren't narricists to some degree, but Vyro is a medical narcissist, he's possibly one of the most self-indulgent people I've ever seen.
>>28607373
Isn't that the point of tripfags? They are lonely attention seeking spergshits. They have no self worth.
>>28607373
Yeah Vyro is one of those people that lies about having serious diseases, or deaths in the family for attention.
How can he live with himself? How does he have so little self awareness?
>>28607373
>>28606782
Agreed.
Vyro is probably the worst trip on the entire board. Never have I seen someone be so insufferable as him. How many femanons are in his harem, 5? 10?
>>28607595
54m50n is the worst trip actually. Vyro doesn't constantly shitpost and samefag 50 threads a day all about himself than whine and throw a temper tantrum when people don't give him attention
>>28607740
Samson is like the pathetic uncle of the tripfamily. He's tolerable because he's not a bad guy, he's just dumb and naive.
Vyro is a bad guy.
>>28607767
True. but 54m50n is still highly annoying.
Vyro really is a psychopath though.
>>28606782
>forgetting about doj, hack blastard, bandage and euphoria
They're all fucking insufferable
>>28607836
Bandage is just the village idiot. He's harmless to r9k and he just shitposts like everyone else.
Doj gives interesting cringe stories
Idk much about hack blastard and euphoria
>>28607876
>defending doj (the guy who asked a 16 year old for child porn)
You're funny
>>28607935
>defending doj (the guy who asked a 16 year old for child porn
I didn't know about this.
I retract my opinion of him if it's true
Official rankings of trips mentioned ITT:
>1. 54m50n
>2. Bandage
>...
>998. Hack_blastard
>999. Doj
>1000. Vyro
>>28608021
>54m50n
>#1
>>28608037
>any of the trips mentioned being ranked higher than 996
54m50n's crimes:
promiscuity, being a Chad, degeneracy, faking roboticism, spamming selfies, being a kike, wagecuckery, drug addiction, getting cucked, pooping in his pants
>>28607552
I don't think he's ever lied about someone dying in his family
The schizo thing, if it even was a lie (psychiatrists are retarded with diagnosis, they keep telling me I have bipolar even though Im just depressed) was like 3 years ago and never since.
>>28608083
>Samson
>a chad
He's that type of almost normie kid who somehow gets laid occasionally but eventually ends up embarrassing himself due to his autism
>>28608167
He has lied about family deaths and schizophrenia, as well as cheating on his gf and having like a dozen side chicks
>>28608193
Where is the proof of lying about a family death?
Besides you people are fucking retarded if you believe anything any trip or anon says on 4chan. Mystery.jpg had posts saying she was a dude, among other things.
I think literally every trip has lied to great extent about everything constantly
>>28608117
No, he's an obese neckbeard just like you wanon.
Isn't he like 370lbs?
>>28608193
vyro pls go, nobody is in your harem
>>28608314
Oh sorry, you're "Curvy"
>thinking some lardass is cute
the fuck is wrong with you? Also he's 5'11
>>28608171
He's fucked dozens of women, and continues to attract whores from r9k.
Chad scum.
His antisocial proclivities are due to dark triad personality traits and not autism.
He's an evil fucker, and a Chad.
>>28608314
>300lbs
hoo boy that's massive.
At least he has tits like a "real girl" though.
>>28608228
Jody talked about it
The difference between other trips like MYstery/JLH/swami etc lying and stuff and Vyro lying is that Vyro lied to people he met on this board in private to try and cultivate relationships with girls on this board.. He actually wanted people to think he was lol so crazy XD. He is nothing more than a soc contactfag tumblrina
>>28608362
>literally no proof to speak of
Fuck off, you fat tranny.
>>28607935
>>28607957
>16 year old
>child
Fucking lmao @ ameriprudes, go back to lebbit.
>>28607957
You should know better than to take baseless statements for granted.
>>28608412
that's literally his gimmick, he's called "evil master Vyro", his gimmick is kooky shit.
>>28608361
He fucked one 6-7/10 woman (Haburashi)
All the rest were horrid landwhale emo whores
He flirted with some good looking chicks but they all figured him out after a while.
He is no chad, he's a metalhead and metalhead women have ridiculously low standards. They'll fuck any guy who likes metal.
The "girls" who like him on /r9k/ are gay guys or guys pretending to be girls
He's an extroverted autist. All extroverted autists get girls but they are nowhere near "chad"
Cheshire cat was a chad
>>28606579
>his last name starts with V.
No it doesnt.
>>28608449
>tries to justify it at first by claiming it was legal and nothing is wrong with it
>now denies it
Silly pedophile
>>28608482
he also had that spic with the big tits suck his dick.
>>28608458
post it again
>>28608482
>Haburashi
>not a landwhale
U wot m8
>>28608535
She was always at least average but I heard she lost a lot of weight.
>>28608535
she's tubby but for now she carries it well.
It's all going to fall to shit when she gets old though.
>>28608361
have you ever spoken to this fucking guy? because he stays up until like 3 am every day and orbits pretty much every girl who plays video games with him.
you just sound mad about nothing.
>>28608412
also jody is a lying SJW now who literally orchestrated everything shitty about his life and every bad rumor about him. I'm not even kidding, she doxxed his friends, posted rumors about him daily, and generally was a horrible person
>>28608503
Yeah, it's legal to date a 16 year old in both the Netherlands and in Indiana, the respective locations of residence of myself and Erica respectively.
I'm not denying it, I'm saying that the way you present this is incredibly shortsighted, lacking in vital information and downright deceptive.
No surprise from a 14 year old dickhead with a speech impediment. Your head is probably just so squishy that you end up saying this like that and just can't help it.
>>28608590
I've spoken with him many times, he just ruses to fuck as many sub fives as possible.
Hello. Will you tell me if I'm insufferable tier?
>>28608617
Jump off a bridge you dumb sack of shit
>>28608617
>fallout trip hanging off of the coattails of a baby whore
>activity level on the board and relevance dropping exponentially
Sad
Low energy
>>28608662
Oh boy, here comes Fish with his latin rage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwqjCj6kgc
>>28608603
Okay you asked for literal child porn of a girl you could legally fuck.
And this is okay how?
>>28608708
>tfw plugging up whore holes is the only thing Doj has ever done that I support
>it's the only thing people criticize him for now
>>28608708
I was not acting within my regular senses and had a moment of weakness.
It was a mistake but to paint it off as my usual self is deceitful.
>>28608603
>dating a 16 year old is legal
Yes, but is pornography containing 16 year olds legal? Because you didn't want to date her. You wanted to see her naked.
>the way you presented this is incredibly shortsighted, lacking vital information and deceptive
You asked a 16 year old to send you pictures of her naked. What's so deceptive about that? I gave it as blunt and straight to the point as I could.
You are a pedophile.
>>28607957
>>28607935
>you share an imageboard with these rebbit cucks
poorly memed senpai
>>28608554
>tfw uglier than fat girls even while they're fat
W H Y L I V E
H
Y
L
I
V
E
>>28608750
>he's STILL GOING
a joke is a joke but this isn't funny
I want to cut vyro up and feed him to my dogs desu senpai
>>28608774
Abbie is a special kind of cute, but it's rare enough that you'll be fine unless you're a tranny or something.
>>28608790
>he doesn't make the most of every opportunity to make trips assmad
>>28608735
>plugging up whore holes
Erica was at her viral load. His posting her face all over the place and jerking off over the (You)'s resulting from the drama didn't cause anything.
She was already going to be doxed when she was.
>>28608809
I also want that normie piece of shit dead. I want all tripfags dead. I want all normies dead. I want R9K to be great again and for that they need to be DEAD
>>28608750
Hey!
Ephebophile.
It's actually incredibly common and arguably less stupid than wanting to fuck women over thirty.
>>28608750
See >>28608736
>you didn't want to date her. You wanted to see her naked.
Why would I go through months of alleged suffering just to see some girl naked?
Besides, her nudes are already online. I already had her nudes shoved into my face right here on /r9k/ prior to meeting her.
Please at least finish high school and learn critical thought before attempting conversation with someone, this is embarrassing.
>>28608829
Go away to wizchan where you belong, manchild.
>>28608829
You have the power, here's the address.
But I bet you just want to be mad and won't put any real leg work into anything.
>>28608815
ironic shitposting always becomes sincere (see: bronies)
you're giving yourself AIDS, my friend
god damn it who fucking cares
>>28608809
>not even cuter that most young trannies either
Please go.
>>28608827
>viral load
Who pozzed her neghole?
Doj did you give a little baby girl who was barely out of pampers HIV/AIDs?
Shameful.
Sick.
I like Vyro.
He talks about dark souls sometimes and uses the best weapon
>>28608884
>Tfw used to like Ginger but she got even more irate than before and did some awful things and has become mostly invisible except for when she makes new OC
>>28608809
>tfw ugly tranny
Please kill me.
>>28608906
I was always a bad fucking person.
You just started paying attention.
>>28608879
You clearly do, lax asstard.
See >>28608617
>>28608735
>>28608827
>>28608884
I have no idea what the fuck you people are saying.
Also I remember the Anon making those gifs. Great guy.
>>28608896
Dark Souls is shit. Play Monster Hunter.
I also have a feeling that this is actually you, Vyro.
>>28608735
>it's giving people a chance to try on the "30-year-old woman who comments on facebook posts" identity
>"no no I'm just doing it to piss people off :^)"
>people can't learn from their mistakes
>>28608927
That's complete bullshit and you know it.
>>28608927
You did something in specific, and really forced it.
We used to be cool.
>>28608947
Except I like Monster Hunter too.
Who /switch axe/
>>28607836
who actually is hack blastard though? I've seen one of his shitty yt vids and that was enough for me to dislike him.
>>28608973
I prefer Sword and Shield.
>There literally isn't a single tripfag who's not a narcissistic basket case
>>28608603
common misunderstanding. it is, at least in Indiana, VERY illegal for you to date a 16 year old. For a minor, age of consent means that is when it is legal for the childs PARENTS to consent to it.
And they most certainly did not consent to any interaction you had with her. It was illegal.
>all of these people playing pleb souls
you guys are almost as bad as laoche with his DOTA
>>28609006
You're a horrible person and a detriment to anyone you play with.
>>28608603
seriously though a scale of incredibly to sinfully, how ugly are you? Erica is way too disgusting to risk prison for btw, retard
>>28608962
the mass suicide on 3.14?
If it actually happened I intended on joining in.
>>28609015
that sounds like something you made up
>>28609015
It depends on the state actually.
Youtuber Onision has gotten away with fucking 14 year olds while he was in his 20s but because of state laws he's never been arrested
>>28609006
You're scrub cancer dude that's the most basic faggot fun hating ez mode build imaginable
>>28609099
Fuck off Shane
>>28609090
onision is a faggot and no standard to live by
>>28609015
>age of consent means that is when it is legal for the childs PARENTS to consent to it.
Good god you're really fucking stupid. Please at least look up the definition of age of consent.
>>28609050
I don't even play dota and play LoL instead, but I can vouche for DotA being the superior MOBA.
>>28609059
Uh no I'm not. I pretty much never die, always have consistent damage output, pretty much safe some shitter every hunt with lifepowder. I've played Monhun for close to a decade and I life and breathe this game.
I mostly play solo anyway though. Added difficulty of solo play is a lot more satisfying.
>>28609071
8/10
>>28609099
Have you even done any level 140 guild quests? I'm betting you 50 dollar that you aren't going to pull off a level 140 Teostra solo with SnS in at least 20 tries. You will definitely time out if not just triple card in 3 minutes.
>>28609131
>consistent damage output
Consistently low you cookie cutter faggot
le circle jerk thread ha-ha
>>28609090
>basically everyone has done this
>even the fucking cops can't stop themselves from doing it
>even both the fucking current and future presidents
>people still treat it like wiping your ass with the eucharist or something
>>28609131
Uh no I probably won't pull that off with sword and shield because it's shit and boring
How can someone look at shit like giant transforming axes, greatsword, twin blades, and fuck huge hammers and be like
"Nah I'm just gonna play with the sword and shield"
>>28609168
>Reddit bitch accusing others of circle jerking
eat a dick tripfaggot
>>28609162
SnS output is fine. At least in 4U, it's actually a matter of the GS and CB have a too high damage output for one reason or another. Every other weapon bar longsword and gunlance (which are underpowered) has around the same damage out and as such we can deduce that the GS and CB are simply overpowered.
There is NOTHING wrong with Sword and Board.
>>28609190
SnS is nimble as fuck. It's a very comfy and smooth weapon that gives the proper David vs Goliath feel.
Imo.
>>28609076
Nah, I was in a legal relationship with a minor for two and a half years. I spent a lot of time educating myself on federal and state laws. Look it up fampai.
>>28609090
The only laws where age of consent does not mean PARENTS consent are when the romeo and juliet law comes into play. For that to apply, the relationship had to begin when both parties were minors, and for one to have become a legal adult with the other.
Seeing as how doj isn't in the states though, I doubt he will face any repercussions unless it's related to the child pornography though.
Again though, this is the law. Laws can be broken. My relationship I mentioned above was very illegal when it began, after roughly 10 months I finally spoke to her parents, and there was a real threat of me going to jail. After a lot of compromising and discussion though, they decided that I was actually a good person to have in their daughters life, so luckily that relationship became legal.
People do break laws and get away with it though. That's far from unheard of.
>>28609177
>everyone has done this
Literally no, most normal people are not asking teenaged girls to provide them with child porn, nor are they marrying 16 year olds at 31 years old.
>>28607740
Vyro is way worse than Samson
>>28609168
Reminder
Hack is underage and should be banned
>>28609214
>and for one to have become a legal adult with the other.
for one to have become a legal adult BEFORE the other. typo, my mistake.
>>28609227
As the other tripfags would say:
"Whoa! Those are totally photoshopped!!"
why can't be get rid of tripfagging here? leave this type of shit to /soc/
>>28609288
A lot of this began to fester before the board was /foreveralone frogs and feels/
>>28609217
top vav
>""""child"""" porn
>>28609276
Except I was in that very skype chat and can actually screen share anyone interested in seeing you say this, aside from confirming it myself that you did, in fact, say that.
>>28609288
Tripfags have saved /r9k/ from impending destruction. We are doing our best to rebuild this board into something great.
>>28609333
This holy shit
Vyro and Samson have been cancering up the place since before it was fucking removed
I miss eeyore. :(
>>28609213
Okay see I don't have 4U, only 3U, so I can't really comment on the effectiveness or fun level there.
I still just fucking love smashing shit with big ass weapons though
>>28609342
how the fuck have you guys saved this board from anything? all you've done is try to create a social hierarchy and stupid drama, similar to Reddit
>>28609342
>not realizing it was a clear joke
Classic PeDoj.
>>28609403
keep trying to redefine pedo to mean any man who fucks a woman who's younger than you, rednose
>>28608962
>peaked curiosity
>never answered question directly
that is one way to get my goat.
Maybe it's my continual harassment of the jewish community on r9k.
Maybe it's my slandering of Muses, if you're a Muses fan.
Maybe it's pretending to be yourbiggestfan.
The spooky doll I built, trying to use meme magic to incite a bloody beta uprising, supporting, growing bored with, and abandoning the shizophrenic tranny, crank calling skypes, making infographics, trying to fool people into going to meetups that weren't really happening, the gore folder with all the puns
There's so many avenues of loathsomeness to me.
>>28609372
Me too anon
Me too
I miss when ginger used to be nice too
I'm going to sleep. Farewell.
>>28609385
Alright, so basically in 4U, you have these things called Guild Quests which can be leveled to 140. A level 140 monster;
>has health tuned for 4 players
>has surreal AI that will fuck you over at even a slight mistake
>pretty much instakills you with every single attack (there are level 140 Velocidromes that do exactly that, Velocidromes are kinda like simpler Great Jaggis)
>has unique attacks and combos
They're basically what happened when Japanese players said the game was too easy, so Capcom put in these 4 player merciless raid bosses that are unlike anything you'll run into in 3U.
There are also Frenzy and Apex mechanics but they don't apply to Teostra since that's an Elder Dragon, and Elder Dragons can't get frenzied/apex.
Anyway, SnS is actually really good in 3rd gen. The Dirty Graf SnS is right up there with Greatswords and Switchaxes in terms of strength.
>>28609403
>gets pointed out someone can easily show proof
>"H-HEH IT WAS JUST A JOKE"
>>28609487
Nah it's none of that but, fuck it we're done here desu.
>>28609487
Gingy give skype
>>28609487
you're the least self ware, biggest edgelord autismo I've ever seen on this board. kek what a loser
>>28609493
It really fucks me up reading all of this tripfag drama and realizing that I've been here for years and years.
>there are underage b& tripfags
I can't take it easy like this.
I'm 6' and 270
Stop posting about me
>>28609493
>ginger was nice
Fucking slander.
"meanest ugliest cunt" is written on my birth certificate.
>>28605871
>>28609578
Oops meant to reply to you
God I miss clover
Worst tripfags
Vyro
Samson
Doj
Yours Truly
Polar bear/erica
fish
Muses
JLH
nnnnnnn
Athens
>>28609574
Its shit, none of these people are amusing
Tfw lost count of how long ive been here
Tfw cut contact with most people from r9k i used to talk to
Probably for the best
>>28609578
fuck off bandage pull a cebruz
you and your boyfriend are landwhales, tell your tranny orbitor to fuck off about dogs ffs
DAILY REMINDER THAT AT LEAST TRIPFAGS USED TO BE ADULTS, YOU DROVE THEM AWAY
NOW THEY ARE LITERALLY ALL 15
>>28609625
>hit "reply to post" on BT's post
>it replies to op
I give up
>>28609658
I'm literally an adult, pal
>>28609530
at least I'm still the most [something]
>>28609627
>seeing Athens on this list
>realizing I didn't write it
>realizing someone else sees through Athens "nice wise guy" act and sees him for what he is
>realizing that I'm not the only person who blames Athens for the shitty state of this board
MY FUCKING FACE WHEN
>>28609598
You know thats not true, you were such a sweet lil thing to me in the past
>>28605871
>le vyro feels
>>28609697
I also forgot to add Ricky and Eeyore to the list.
I'm all fine with misogyny but those two took it to ridiculous forced meme levels
>>28609651
Iktf brother. Sometimes there are interesting threads and stuff but I kind of feel like it was always this way. There were definitely worse times though. I wish I could leave.
>>28609699
as part of a deceptive and twisted plan, most likely.
btw everyone itt follow Bandage on tumblr he deserves it such a good guy (:
http://bandagebandaid.tumblr.com
>>28609821
Tthats ok just give me your skype and ill forgive you
>>28609821
Shut up ginger you're not a batman villian. You're a sweet girl who avoided literal who status by making good arts and "pretend" orbiting cute boys, while being persistent as hell about posting, and that went to your head so now you have to force yourself really hard to edgelord and "mischief".
>>28609922
I wonder if it'll be a crank call.
I wish there were still skype threads so I could keep doing that to people.
spider.cider
>>28609948
>dropped trip at same time I became edgelord
That's an insane campaign if my end goal is to stay relevant.
That would be like hiring the homeless to whisper brand names at passersby.
>>28609994
Well obviously your goal isn't to stay relevant to the unwashed masses as a whole, especially with the board quality tanking.
Doesn't mean you're not mid-delusion of grandeur.
>>28610065
Every mild-mannered pussy who gets their fat baby face stepped on every day is a totally bitter dick on the inside, I wanted to be friends with other trips because I was a little lonely faggot, used my cutesy socialization facade, but after being rejected en masse, I'm just b-ing myself :^)
I'm also bored, bored with the status of r9k and particularly the trips.
>>28610177
>she can't think of any trips that didn't reject her
Damn you're beta as heck. And forgetful.
>>28610205
I'm trying to build a compelling narrative over here, god damn it. I bet people would have bought it too.
Fuck you.
>>28610298
You've just been more cringe than anything for the last LONG while.
Get it together, teach anons how to make OC like you said you would, just do something that isn't a gradeschool tier prank or mudflinging at trip.
>>28609830
>>28609625
>>28609578
I followed you!
>>28610177
Accordion audio when?
>tfw you will never have a a best friend to pal around with like vyro and fish-kun
>>28610453
I made that tutorial, and was bombarded with anons saying it was shit and anyone who isn't retarded should use flash.
I agreed and then apologized to everyone for my mistake.
Nobody used the tutorial because it was garbage and I am garbage.
I've always been cringey, my art's always been shit, I've always been a mean-spirited sub-90 iq mongoloid.
If you liked any incarnation of Ginger, it means you had bad taste.
>>28610496
When my dog dies?
>>28610546
Have you considered gingy?
>>28610569
I liked urinetown Ginger
>>28610621
Why would you want me to pray for that every night? Post doggo
>>28610703
Well maybe he should shut the fuck up when I'm trying to practice accordion.
He follows me outside/inside when I try to practice away from the howling.
>considered gingy
friends are for other people and not me.
>>28610817
>friends are for other people and not me.
CRAWLING THROUGH MY SKIN
>>28610952
when a person doesn't treat animals correctly, they're dissallowed animal ownership, when somebody abuses or neglects their kids, the CPA grabs the kids up, I'm a shitty friend, I should not be allowed friendship.
>>28610703
I think that Gingy wouldn't be my pal, she's simply too cool. And doens't like snakes
>>28610998
You were never a shitty friend until that last day.
RARE VYRO NUDES UNRELEASED STILL FOR SALE
>>28611017
I love snakes, just because I'm vaguely jealous that my dad wishes he was a snake farmer doesn't mean I don't like snakes.
>>28611026
>>28610998
did she call ur gecko a shit or something? lmao
>>28611091
Here's him camming with shirtless fat guys.
One rare Vyro nude on the house, to sweeten the deal.
>>28611152
Do you like them enough to pledge your life to the higher beings that slither?
>>28611382
That literally looks nothing like him or his house
>>28608021
>Bandage
>Hack_blastard
>Doj
who?
>>28611091
>that fucking BLACKED photoshop
adglkjfahjhjahahajahahahaha!!
vyro the cuckinator
>>28609627
>>28609697
>I'm all fine with misogyny but those two took it to ridiculous forced meme levels
Was making r9k whiteknight subreddit also part of your plan? Where is the misogyny now? Where are misogynists?
>>28609627
nnnnnnn is a beautiful angel, why don't you kill you kill yourself?
>>28611572
Oh I messed up, that one wasn't nnnn.
This is now nnnnnn.
>>28607836
Those kids, just like you, are new trips who nobody gives a shit about
>>28611816
I give a shit about skelly
bumping just to rustle anons
>>28613456
I like your style, kiddo
Who would win in the shittiest tripfag contest
Vyro, Samson, Polar Bear, Swami, Doj, or Muses?
>tfw considering tripping so I can get my own cockbunny
Even on /r9k/, fembots are obsessed with your social status. If you're a popular tripfag (even if it's infamy) "fembots" will cling to you for the status you offer.
"Looook, I'M fucking the popular tripfag! I'm better than the rest of the fembots!"
>>28613834
Fish
He has too many snakes and is literally a retarded ginger nigger
>>28614018
Fish is also an asshole that fucked over the demure and OC producing ginger.down with Fish! Someone should go burn his hands.
>>28614294
Rare picture of Fish's burnt up hands
DO NOT SAVE
>>28614444
>Eeyore hands
>>28614294
In no way has fish wronged me
>>28614551
Shut up Garfield
>>28613834
Polar bear was the biggest one trick pony of the lot
So let me get this right
First Era of tripfags
Athens
Eeyore
Samson
Vyro
Gentlebot
Second Era:
Ricky
Eeyore
No7
Cheshire Cat
Swami
JLH
Samson
Ian
Craig
Christfag
Third Era
Eeyore
Muses
MJMage
Haysack
KingHarold
Greenshirtbanger
Necrofag
Samson
JLH
Fourth Era
Muses
Fish
GreenshirtBanger
Vyro
Dog-Sothoth
That one chick who tried to kill herself and got put in an almost permanant psych ward her tripname started with E
Blabaaer
You-are-(not) Kevin-kun
Haburashi
Ivan
Ginger
Storybro
EarthwormStyle/laoche
Fifth Era
Fish
Bandage
Polar Bear
Doj
Vyro
Mr Skelly
Yours Truly
PI Robot
Hack Blastard
Is this correct?
>>28616359
PI and necro are elder trip, though
I miss no7.
I like Vyro. I don't think he's ever overtly lied to me about anything significant. Even if he did, I wouldn't be upset, especially knowing that he bullshits all the time about things for fun. I enjoy talking to him and think he's a pretty alright guy even though he's terrible. I like that about him.
>>28616359
Mystery.jpg posted in the first, second, third and fifth era.
But in general list is wrong because Vyro came after Christfag, and Christfag came before Athens.
>>28616359
No I deserve my own era because I'm so influential and great
>>28616359
Vyro was in second era too
He's probably the most omnipresent desu
>>28616359
>wasn't cool enough to make the list
I should have posted harder.
>>28616895
I love you, ballsweat
>>28606782
>>28607373
>>28607836
>>28608021
>tfw never make anyones list
>>28617494
I'll just pretend that's an endearing pet name so I can feel special and included.
>>28617554
>rarely posts
>rarely replies
>contributes nothing, good or bad, to anything
>expects people to recognize him
>>28617585
Are you Sky Harbor?
I really liked it when you sung the Rescue Bots song
>>28617554
you live up to your trip :^)
Sky harbors in this thread?It's me Sky
Hi. cam
Pic of vyro before he lost the weight
>>28617628
No. But that's okay. I was awful and never did anything of importance.
>>28617730
I bet you did.
I bet I remember you, I am the best at remembering. Just tell me you are.
>>28617554
Because you'reunknown
>>28617554
You're like that guy from fire emblem awakening that nobody ever notices
>>28617756
This image of 54m50n actually makes me feel sick to my stomach.
>>28617799
Rude. You might get him angry.
>>28617753
I remember. I'm the best at remembering. I have a really great brain. Trust me.
I don't actually want people to know I'm here. I've been gone for a while and I was just searching the archive for Vyro threads. This one happened to be active.
>>28617824
>tfw ywn hang out with samson and eat hummus
>>28617836
Hmm.
Maybe you are sp345 or nubunny? Perhaps Jody?
>>28617836
How's the bimbofication?
>>28617882
samson said he would roast me a chicken
>>28617962
Well, Fish told me what Fagioli was.
>tfw no tripfag chopped
>>28617888It's coming along nicely. I'm happier than I've been in many, many years.
Hello.
I have returned to this thread for the second time today. I am here to say that from every approachable angle I am the coolest tripfag that has the most to offer. Not like it was a competition, (and if it was you didn't make it hard to win, trips) but I certainly come in first. That is all I have to say.
Good night friends!
>>28617987
I'd go on tripfag chopped.So I could poison everyone
>>28618006
I'm curious to see how you look. What have you changed? Are your gastrointestinal issues resolved?
>>28618038
Many have said I'm very approachable and a real sweetheart, so I guess you have a lot of competition with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC7rGkUL7LY
>>28617690
What made vyro think that facial hair style was at all acceptable?
>>28618038
Your hair is so disgusting man.
Your entire face is so confusing, and your goggles make me so angry
I live in the same city as Vyro. Tell me what I should do to himLethbridge, AB, Canada, for those interested. one of the top 3 most boring cities in Canada.
>>28618120
Wow. That's a really neat sound.
You can visit a webpage called 'youtube-to-mp3.com'. It's a neat web application that allows you to convert YouTube videos to mp3 files (as the URL suggests, heh) and then download them seamlessly, through the NET. For FREE. Epic, right?
I was considering doing this with the YouTube video you linked me. Mind if I do?
>>28618218
Go to his house, break down his door, go up to him andtake him out for a drink and a burger
>>28618218
Can you beat him up for me?
Please?
>>28618218
Kill them all, kill them all jimmie
>>28618218
Be his bf/gf
>>28618243
>>28618246
>>28618262
alsoI'm very scrawnyso beating him up is out of the question sorry
pic related: his fb page
>>28618280
Put "CRIMINAL WANTED" posters with his face on them around campus/city
he spends too much time on this stupid fucking university confessions page. check it out you guys, it's actually full of autists. I hate this fucking city
>>28618312
What a fucking loser if I saw this on my university confession page I'd cringe
>>28618301
LOL semester's ended though. also that's not that funny desu
>>28618312
Post his facebook pictures, my man.
He looks fat
>>28616359
>first era
>not even a single tripfag from old9k
Shit list by a newfag in a shit thread full of newfags.
>>28617888
Wouldn't she be dead before she could turn into that? Unless I'm thinking of the wrong person.
>>28617554
You're one of the only worthwhile tripfags who still posts here, in my opinion. One of the only people that I would even consider an actual robot, and thus, belongs here. Not that I expect this to be read.
>>28618273
Vyro is a joke
>>28618222
I find "reaction sounds" are a great way to punctuate your posts and circumvent the bot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5atPYaxX0lM
>>28618280
holykek, he is actually balding.
It's to be expected at his old age, though
>>28618338
Hang around his house and take pictures of him for us when he leaves, I'm curios what he looks like without MySpace angles
>>28618334
go on the fucking page dude literally this city is autist central. there's this other guy that comments on every post with how lonely he is, some fedora wearing fuck
>>28618391
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>>28618421
idk where he lives :(
>>28618280
Throw an orange at him.
>>28618435
Take some of his most embarrassing posts from r9k and put a picture of them up on that Facebook page along with his face.
>>28618482
ooh good idea
>>28618500
I don't have a catalog of embarrassing vyro posts anon and idk if I want to go to the trouble of making a fake account just for that purpose
>>28618273
I've never seen a more accurate, complete representation than this image.
>>28618273
>my feet hurt because i'm anemic
>>28617690
Damn. I have more respect for him now.
>>28617690
Wrong Shane, our own Vyro is a Corfield
>>28617690
Not him. He posted this id card. His last name starts with V
Maybe it's Vyro.
>>28617554
the fact that i never see you post and you dont force any type of shitty persona like the rest of the tripfags around here actually make you alrighti still hate all tripfags and wish you would take yours off
>>28618105
Most of the changes have been superficial. Complete wardrobe overhaul, different hair style, etc. I got braces and I'll be getting rhinoplasty at the end of June, breast augmentation in late summer/early fall (missed the the window for bikini season this year). Tummy stuff is about the same as always, but I'm managing my symptoms better. My physical health has had a huge upswing, allowing my mental health to follow in kind.
>>28618677
Shane Vyro?
>>28617690
There's acamwhorethatposts or used to post on Redditwho looks likerule 63Vyro.
>>28618782
How does anyone know that's even his name outside of one post by Fish like a year ago?
>tfw nobody else is sitting in the dark drinking and listening to Charles Mingus's The Clown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frf6E8kVQY8
>>28618773
I'm glad you're happy.All that seems excessive, but youdoyou.Thanks again for this.
>>28618666
That name at the bottom doesn't necessarily mean anything...sick trips senpai
>>28618920
What is bimbofication if not excessiveness~
And you're very welcome. I'd happily doodle some more succulents for you sometime.
In the good old days, mods would have deleted this thread by now.
Ans 54m50n would just keep evading bans and making new ones.
>>28619418
I'm not samson, I'm a different former tripfag
>>28619489
I know, I just feel nostalgic.
Maybe I shouldn't have called good ol' great uncle 54m50n a nigger three billion times.
>>28619489
Eat shit muses
>>28619612
Hi fish. :^)
can i be a trip
>>28619669
http://en.genzu.net/yurai/?n=Muses
>>28619669
I like you Muses.
pls b my beta ortiter
