How can you look a girl in the eyes and tell her that you love her, knowing she had another man's cum all over her face?
Jesus man, I'd ask her to wipe it off first.
>>28604546
i don't know, because i've never told a girl i loved her and meant it. maybe i will someday
>>28604546
Because my girlfriend has only had sexual relations with me.
![Pepe-The-Frog-Enough-27[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Fipk9j.jpg "Pepe-The-Frog-Enough-27[1].jpg")
>>28604602
falling for the "I am virgin" meme.
>>28604546
i counted 13 strings
holy shit, she got came on more than most pornstars
I really cant love them anymore lol by the time they "love" me, it'll be because their life is so fucked up, simply starting it as a "new person" is the only way to go
>it's another thread filled with immature manchildren who get mad about not having a disney relationship
How can you look a girl in the anus and tell her you love her, knowing she had her own feces all over her butt?
>>28604637
I raised her from birth so I should know better than anybody.
>>28604675
it was different when it couldnt be recorded like this
im not sorry that i dont want to be embarrassed.
>>28604546
her subtle reactions to the cum squirts make me lol
>>28604675
>Manchildren
>Tripfags on a chinese cartoon board
>whiteknights online cam whores
Next you will claim to be the alpha male.
>>28604546
It washes off, its not there when my dicks on her lips.
Its why I married a virgin though.
>>28604737
>It washes off, its not there when my dicks on her lips
yeah, but the pictures, and videos never do.
I still have voicemails of my ex begging me for cock on my ancient flip phones. Coincidentally, she is a mother of i think 3 now, and jumps man every year
How can I produce this much cummies?
>>28604546
Unless you ask her and she says literally she's received facials, I personally think it's safe to assume that most girls do not accept facials.
I don't even facial my own girlfriend who's v-card I took because she doesn't deserve it. It's gross.
Regardless, facial porn still gets me off the most for some reason lol
>>28604546
my normie friend told me and other friend about a girl he fucked and she didn't let him cum on her face so he cum on her belly instnad. so not evrey girl who had sex had cum on her face.
>>28604981
That is really quite a fascinating story, thank you. Huh, imagine that. Sometimes people are different.
>>28604546
>not being like pic related
>2016
C'MON
Remember when this thread used to be posted every day back in 2012? I'd always make fun of OP too and call him a cuckold fetishist and accuse him of jerking off to the replies.
I was running around calling people cucks before it was a meme.
>>28605025
>Sometimes people are different.
Tell that to OP
>>28604546
Hey, OP. Sometimes people are different. Someone told me to tell you that.
>>28605047
Even though this thread is a r9k classic and was basically a meme at that point, constantly used as the biggest example of how this board became stale and repetitive one thing remains true: OP is a sad and pathetic being that likely gets off on making robots feel bad.
>>28605080
>>28604546
kek
it's was me OP, I told this anon to tell you.
>>28604865
>I personally think it's safe to assume that most girls do not accept facials
Every time I have jizzed on a girl's face she has said something like "I don't think anyone has ever done that to me before."
Every. Time.
And I've rooted some serious sluts.
Believe me, anon, almost every sexually active woman has received a facial. Even the ones that are squeemish about.
>ewwwww.
>yuuuk
>it tastes gross though
How do you think they came to hold these ideas? Don't be an idiot. Unless you can verify hymen integrity you are settling for used goods. And that's not the end of the world, just know what you're getting into/
>>28604546
I dated a girl since she was 14 and then married her to avoid this.
Another man touched her boobs and kissed her but thats it. I can live with that.
>>28604546
Look, if you're still going to troll or act retarded, that's fine.
- Swear
- Ad hominem; Call people names
- Don't provide counter-arguments
- Reject realism and the scientific consensus
That's ok.
Just don't loop.
Looping is cancer.
Personal incredulity and the argument from ignorance are fallacies. You're ignorant.
You imply you have no knowledge of the other kinds, therefore they don't exist.
That is wrong irrational.
:D
>>28605140
>verify hymen integrity
>the hymen is usually a hole that stretches from sex
>It is actually very rare to have a "sealed" hymen
If you could actually verify it, women would be less sluts.
>>28606623
you mean kid.
>kid
>>28608018
tf are u even talking about you buttmad roastie? did op calling you out made you so mad as to write all that bs?
>tfw will never have a big cock
Is cumming on their face overrated? I never did it with my ex, she only ever swallowed.
>>28604546
Because I've had to wash dried pussy huice out if my beard before.
>>28604546
I only have laughter for women who let men record anything lewd with them.
>>28604546
>how to trigger normies
>the thread
never stop making these
>>28604675
>implying you don't hit on teens because you want tight virgin pussy
kill you are self, hypocrite.
