>haha, yeah. I definitely had a good first semester at college, dad! (:
>tfw this is literally the girl I have been talking to for the past week
fuck me
>>28604167
The men in that picture are gay.
I don't care if a chick is present. If you can see another erect penis during intercourse, and you weren't born with two dicks, you are gay.
>>28604167
Me in the back ;_;
Everyone else is getting laid and i'm just standing there with my dick in my hand
>>28604200
>if a guy has ever seen another penis he's gay
>if a girl has ever seen another vagina she's gay
Retard logic
guys you don't understand that's my GIRLFRIEND getting gangbanged
>>28604200
it's only gay if balls touch
>>28604200
>GUYS I AM TOTALLY STRAIGHT! PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M GAY! I'M SOOOO STRAIGHT GUYS! I ONLY WATCH LESBIAN PORN GUYS! PLEASE THINK I'M STRAIGHT!!!!!
>>28604167
>tfw starting to become less bothered by women being whores
>just wish they would fuck me too
>wouldn't even care if I had a gf that fucked around around as long as she came home to me
No woman actually likes monogamy, it's not in their nature. It has to be forced upon them. The only reason monogamy became popular is because monogamous societies became powerful. In monogamous societies men spend less time killing/competing against each other because there is a woman for every man and therefor they spend more time working together to build civilization. But it's over now, society is in a slow decline. I just want sex and cuddles. Also imagine being a girl and getting gang fucked, it would be fucking amazing to have multiple guys come in you.
>>28604293
That is my girlfriend dude wtf
>>28604323
THIS ISN'T FUNNY PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD
>>28604323
Uh dude, I'm the guy in the back. This is my gf.
>>28604267
>if a guy has ever seen another penis he's gay
Completely misrepresented my argument:
>during INTERCOURSE
And also, I mean in real life, not watching porn.
>>28604323
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>>28604353
This is my girl, dude.
I am NOT okay with my GF being displayed in her natural habitat.
STOP MEMEING ME
HOW DO I GET A THREAD DELETED???
>>28604396
No I'm the guy behind the camera whos also her boyfriend and I'm pretty sure I wanted this to happen.
>>28604200
You are actually programmed to get harder from seeing another man's dick near a girl since your brain tells you that you have to compete with him.
That's literally the reason guys get harder from watching porn than being with a real girl.
>>28604293
>>28604323
>>28604339
>>28604353
>>28604396
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>>28604409
Okay look, you need to remove this THREAD now! I was simply trying to jerk off on the wood while my two bros fuck my GF. If I don't get at least half of my steam wishlist gifted to me within the next five minutes I am going to have to get the authorities involved.
>>28604212
>tfw you'll always be the guy in the background
>>28604303
You're trying too hard, Anon-kun.
>>28604200
They arebt getting aroused by the sight of watching guys having sex with girls like you porncucks. They are erect because theyre fucking the girl
>>28604366
>fucking a girl
>my dog walks in with a hard dick
>must mean I'm into bestiality
Retard logic
the dads know their daughters are going to get fucked and turned into Chad's personal slampigs. they just get upset if you remind them of it:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2015/08/25/welcome-to-campus-ohio-state-banner-tells-dads-where-to-leave-their-daughters/
>>28604303
Before i came out I exclusively jerked off to lesbian porn. for some reason I could, even though straight porn was completely uninteresting to me.
>>28604440
I'm not even in the background, I'm at home jacking off in the dark.