I will literally date any girl.
Please not all at once.
>>28602565
but how does the bear know what apple is?
>>28602565
What city/country, friendo?
>>28603155
instinct maybe
>>28603185
montreal
>>28602565
describe the perfect date
>>28603155
Memory plus mammals are instinctively curious.
>>28603261
watching anime by a crackling fireplace and making fun of the characters and eating pizza and trying her high-end collection of liquor. we could see who can draw the best homer simpsons. i don't know. zoos, meseums and planetariums are nice too.
>>28602565
how old are you? what do you look like?
>>28602565
>ice cube never melts because it's the north pole and the bear is too dumb to use its body heat
>apples slowly rot
>>28603447
i'm 26, 5'10, skinny, white, dainty and low-test, maybe 6/10
>>28603553
dick size?
also how much money do you make?
>>28603553
what are your interests? how often would you want sex?
>>28603587
6
500$/month usually..
>>28603437
You are a pathetic child. No wonder you can't get a gf.
>>28603502
>Thinking someone made that apple cube in north pole
Good chance thats a zoo mate.
>>28603587
6.5x6
60k
>>28603730
hm...location?
>>28603644
twice a day hopefully
i got too many interests to list. my main hobbies that i do everyday are consuming media and listening to music. some people say i'm alright at drawing.
>>28603778
nice. contact info?
>>28603502
>frozen foot rotting
m8
>>28603794
I know my foot didn't rot in your mom's pussy
>>28603769
Texas (I'm not op btw, I'm a different loser)
>>28603782
do you have skype? im daandro there
>>28603502
>north pole
>natural forming ice cube apples
Lets talk about where you failed in school
>>28603782
please add me? i'll chat you up. if that's ok. >>28603844
>>28603155
>tfw no one else remembers this meme
>>28604157
everyone remembers it its just not funny
>>28603155
>2016
>still thinks humans are the only animals who can think