Anyone else hate those "hurr durr i'm gonna kill myself" attentionwhores? We get it your life is shit, but jumping in the water and getting your clothes wet isn't gonna solve your problems.
We should just let these people jump, why would we care that they get a cold, drown or have to swim to the shore? If they really were gonna kill themselves they would jump from a building onto the concrete instead of in some lake or river.
That guy died, anon. lol. Shows you haven't seen the documentary.
>>28600880
You're such a faggott
>>28600904
why did he die? was the water that cold he got in a shock and drowned or something?
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Suicide By Jumping Off A Bridge Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Move Your Arms And Legs Like Nigga Swim Away Haha
Hitting water from that height is like hitting concrete you idiot.
>>28600916
It's like a bellyflop, but the height is such that you go splat.
However one person survived the fall, I think they must have gone feet first, which would have broken their legs and cushioned the impact on the rest of their body.
>>28600951
yeah maybe if you land on your belly or back but what are the chances of that happening even?
>>28600950
no its not it's still water no matter from how far you look at it.
It doesnt change to concrete if you are further away you retard
>>28600936
Kek
>>28600880
I can't stop watching this for some reason
Most people that jump from the Golden Gate end up dead.
>>28600989
yeah except thats not true
>>28600880
Too bad about the nets the city is putting up, no more suicides.
>>28601119
i honestly think the best thing to do would be ignore it
>>28600969
oh you. lol
>>28601074
The impact at the speed you're going is like hitting solid ground. Fall that far into water head first and you're gonna die pretty quick. At the very least you'll break your neck then drown
>>28601193
>breaking neck
>by jumping in the water
nigga you retarded
will your bathtub, than mash your head as hard as you can into the tub
does it feel like concrete? of course not cause its fucking water
the documentary was really annoying because there's not narration or a plot or anything it's just a bunch of talking heads and footage
>>28601223
meant to say fill not will
>>28601223
>what is surface tension
>what is velocity
u a stoopid azz nigguh
>>28601250
thats why i say you should do it really hard
>>28601250
>>28600880
Indeed.
This whole thread is fucking retarded.
>>28601265
>really hard
you need to go more than really hard.
people jumping off that bridge almost reach terminal velocity. you know when you dive into a pool and belly flop or some shit and it hurts? imagine falling 700 feet and doing that.
>>28601317
based on my understanding of the human body I think the victims wouldn't even feel it because the shock would overwhelm them
>>28601223
Did you not read the first part at all? It's literally the speed at which you hit the water
>>28601317
>>28601330
you can only fall at like 180km/h
thats easy archievable if you move your head really fast
normal walking speed is 5km/h, running is 20km/h
you can easily move your head 10 times faster than you can run you fucking retards
>>28601325
true, when you hit the water, your organs tear apart and your bones shatter. your brain would probably liquify
>>28601325
Whether they feel it or not they're still accomplishing their goal of dying pretty quickly.
>>28601346
You should jump off the bridge head first to prove us wrong. Come back an post results.
>>28601237
If I recall the documentary was just leaving the cameras on for a full year, record jumpers, interview any family if possible, bam.
Wow OP it's like you just discovered how to be an edgy faggot and have just made it to the stage where you think your thoughts are really profound. I didn't bump your thread.
>>28601427
yeah I turned it off halfway through because I was like why do they expect me to care about these people
>>28600880
shit bait my dude
>>28601373
i dont want to get my clothes wet
>>28600880
>Implying you can survive a fall from almost any height if you just land in water
I refuse to believe anybody is this autistic
>>28600969
are you seriously this stupid? did you even go to school?
>>28601826
He played enough cs 1.6 to know this undeniable fact of nature.
>>28600880
You can't be this stupid right?
When running into a flat surface of water at a fast speed, its like hitting a wall.
Its like a bellyflop in a swimming pool, if you don't break the water's tension... it might as well be concrete.
I've actually seen someone go on the side of a bridge. We were driving by so I didn't see if they jumped or not, and the bridge was way higher than that one...
>>28602297
but its not flat you retard
>>28600880
He injected himself with nerve gas before entering that diving competition.
>>28601826
Play some Tomb Raider, nigger. Lara can survive anything if she lands in water.
>>28601346
>you can easily move your head 10 times faster than you can run you fucking retards
You mean every time I headbang, my head instantly goes from 0 to 200 km/h and then back to 0 without any consequences?
>>28600880
>but jumping in the water and getting your clothes wet isn't gonna solve your problems.
sensible chuckle
>>28600880
I didn't see this bait in a few months
>>28602680
you dont go back to 0 because you fall through the water, not onto the concrete
>>28600916
having a concussion in a river means you're probably gonna drown
