Tell me /r9k/ why I shouldn't jump?
because you will land in a filthy river
>>28600567
Cause its less than 2 metres you pussy bitch and nothing would happen
>>28600576
pretty much this
it would suck and be gross
because getting wet is going to suck. drying off is going to suck too.
I can't swim u faggots.
>>28600605
are you planning on breaking your legs and arms while falling too?
Holy shit robots. Is it particularly shallow or something? Are you going to break your neck hitting the bottom? Because otherwise all you're going to do is have a pleasant swim.
>>28600605
why not try a public pool at night?
do you want to swallow chunks of mud, angle, and other dirty contaminants?
>>28600567
i dont really care.
>>28600605
lel nigger
>>28600567
Because it will be extremely painful for you
>>28600567
I NEVER
Because you don't have the balls to.
>>28600705
wew get a load of this hothead
>>28600567
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IiP-u8JPW00
>>28600567
Because its not high enough.
Because then you will not only be a virgin, but a wet and smelly virgin.
>>28600567
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>>28600986
Dont do it OP its like hitting concrete from that height.
i think OP has in mind to drown. Awful death desu. Find a high building instead