Funniest caption for this image wins.
"When you looking everywhere for that last fry"
Fatniss
>>28599419
Fatniss never-lean
The Very Hungry Games
>>28599409
Thinning of the herd, the physically unfit get left behind
TaurenFemale.jpg
Let me hide by this tree. I doubt anyone will notice me
>>28599511
Is she hiding behind the tree or is the tree hiding behind her?
"here kids let me show you how I chop down this tree with my giant ass"
>>28599409
that's not /r9k/ works
back to >>>/b/ you go
>>28599409
>she probably has a significant othe, friends, a good relationship with her family and a job whilst you do not
>OP got turned down by a fat, hideous human being
Stay mad, OP
>Asking us to body shame that beautiful QUEEN
Wow, OP. You should be ashamed of yourself
"I just shat a tree"
>>28599697
"Watch me fart it away...
>>28599441
This one is pretty good. I'll be surprised if anyone can best it.
Can someone shop her to have a dick? I would like for her to have a cock sticking out from between her legs.
>>28599409
Not a caption, but that hambeast shows how little it goes into nature because it's basically wallowing in the poison ivy in front of it. I bet it had rashes all over after that outing.
That bitch looks like a fucking bullfrog.
>>28599742
Hilariously sad and true
>>28600000
Repeating integers status: acknowledged.
>"Here, we find the hambeast in her natural habitat. Scavenging for twinkies, fried foods and 'diet' sodas."
"Okayyy, uh, I didn't make it in time and I sorta pooped myself. If you don't have any TP, I'm just gonna go ahead and pull these tights back on and you can put down a towel in the car or something. Alright? I don't want to sit out here in the sticks any more. Let's drive back to the place so I can clean my nuts off."
>>28600105
>>28600096
>>28599419
>>28599426
>>28599441
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>>28599697
what the fuck
are we fucking /b/ now
fuck off underage cunts
>>28599409
Snorlax voice from smash bros melee
"SNORLAAAAAAAX..... LAAAAAAAX"
>>28600124
>people are having fun in an original thread and this triggers me
cry about the body shaming on tumblr hambeast
>>28600124
You must be fun at parties.
Ayyyyyy
>>28600204
>>28600229
Most of these are pretty cringey though.
>>28600105
>if you wanna suck my dick you're gonna have to clean me up because this is too freaking much to deal with in one day and I'm sorry but I simply just can't. if you're not coming in here, I'm just gonna go lay down in the other room and deal with it when I get up. I will close the door if the smell bothers you.
>>28600308
>cringey
Reddit faggot confirmed.
