I'm a bored NEET and want to learn a new language.
Chinese or Russian?
If trips OP must learn Russian
>>28599218
I probably will. I've tried chinese and it's really hard especially the signs and shit
Also russian is much cooler and i can talk to most beautiful women on the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Cq1hOlick
Russian sounds so amazing and manly
>>28599069
>Chinese
couldnt have picked a worse choice
Chinese is probably more useful but Russian is great for literature and film reasons
also you can buy a russian bride
>>28599069
Chinese pros
>more useful
>more chinese people exist
>can help getting asian gf
Chinese cons
>harder
>sounds shitty and writing is annoying
Russian pros
>sounds manly
>could maybe impress a slav girl
>there are a few good books in russian
Russian cons
>pretty useless, you're not going to russia let's be real
>>28599590
Yeah i would love to watch a Tarkovsky without having to read the subs
>>28599639
Russian it is. Fuck asian girls
Kanji is a pain in the ass to learn in Japanese, I'd imagine Chinese would be even worse
>>28599218
Chinese is tough but don't fret because the slant eyes are taught engrish in playschool and most speak it quite well.
Russian is different. There are so many states in Russia and a lot of them have their own state language as their first, and Russian as a second. If you know which state you are going to, their first language may not actually be Russian, because they mainly only use it at the border crossings.
Plus, depending on which Russian state you visit, it's likely that you would need to learn Russian slang as much as anything.
